A supporting character in a romance anime? I became a god using a rat talisman.

Although Kazama Chiba said that, she inexplicably felt that Rikka might have guessed right this time.

However, this little incident was temporarily put on hold as Hiratsuka Shizuka announced that classes would officially begin.

"Kazama, Urushibara, and Hachiman, the three of you, come to my office."

As soon as the first class meeting ended, Hiratsuka Shizuka tucked her lesson plan under her arm, and the chalk tip drew a precise parabola in the air, waking up Hikigaya Hachiman who was catching up on sleep.

"Now, immediately, right away."

This unquestionable commanding tone, combined with her signature white lab coat and the barely visible black vest underneath, exudes a terrifying aura that makes people afraid to utter a single word of dissent.

Kazama Chiba shoved the textbook, which she had only flipped through two pages of, into her desk.

Sure enough, nothing good ever comes from being targeted by that passionate female teacher.

The three of them lined up in a single file, following behind Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Michiyo Urushihara, who was walking ahead, seemed to be in a good mood. Even though she was going to the office for tea, her steps were still light and quick, as if she were dancing a waltz.

Her long pink hair swayed behind her, emitting a pleasant shampoo scent.

Hachiman Hikigaya, who was walking at the very back, had an expression of utter despair.

Those already lifeless, dead fish eyes were now even more dull and lifeless, and he exuded a kind of decadent aura that made him want to go home.

Upon entering the office, a faint smell of tobacco and the aroma of instant coffee filled the air.

"Um... teacher, I was just contemplating life, not sleeping..."

Hachiman Hikigaya tried to struggle, his murky, dead fish eyes darting nervously around.

"Reflecting on life?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka pulled out a chair and sat down, crossing her long legs. She casually pulled a crumpled piece of paper from a pile of notebooks.

"Then you should also think about what exactly this thing is?"

She slammed the paper on the table with such force that the ashtray above it jumped.

An essay titled "Looking Back on High School Life".

The very first sentence, written in bold, reads: "Youth is a lie, a sin."

The ending, after a self-analysis filled with resentment, culminates in a powerful statement: "May all the popular people explode!"

Chapter 29 Service Department

"puff"

Kazama Chiba couldn't help but let out a short laugh.

Although I already knew the content of this masterpiece, seeing those words written in black and white on the composition paper was still quite impactful.

Is this the legendary suicide truck?

Looking at the last sentence, Hiratsuka Shizuka raised her head and stared at Hachiman with the same look she would give a new type of hazardous waste.

"It seems you have a good understanding of your own limitations."

"Hachiman, I asked you to reflect on your high school life, not to write a book report on 'Crime and Punishment,' nor to issue a terrorist manifesto. Although I know you have a twisted personality, I didn't expect it to be so twisted that I need to call the riot police."

"That Hiratsuka-sensei teacher, that's called critical thinking."

Hikigaya even tried to find cover for himself under that powerful aura.

"I think this is my true feeling. After all, the essay requires writing about real feelings, and I think I am being very honest."

"honest?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka gave a cold laugh.

"Okay, since you're being so honest..."

She stood up and walked up to Hachiman, the oppressive aura of which made Hachiman instinctively take a step back.

"Then you stand there and reflect on your actions until those dead fish eyes shed tears of remorse."

"……Yes"

Hikigaya behaved himself, standing straight against the wall like a dried salted fish.

After dealing with this most difficult one.

Hiratsuka Shizuka turned her head to look at the remaining two people, her expression softening slightly.

"I called you here because of club matters."

She flipped through the registration forms on the table.

"Kazama, Urushihara, you two haven't filled out your club application forms yet, have you? School regulations stipulate that all students must join a club in principle. I looked at your files, and you two are currently in the 'Homebody Club.' Any thoughts on that?"

Yes, teacher.

Michiyo Urushihara was the first to raise her hand.

"I'm very interested in music! I've learned a little guitar before, so I'd like to check out the light music club or a similar music group!"

"Oh? Music?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka nodded, clearly satisfied with the answer.

"Although the school's light music club has been a bit chaotic lately, with your personality, you should be able to do well. So go for it. Get the application form from the teacher in charge there."

"Thank you, teacher!"

Michiyo Urushihara bowed with a smile.

Before leaving, she turned around and winked her big eyes at Kazama Chiba, who was still standing there.

"Then I'll go scout things out first, Chiyu-kun. If you can't find a club, you can be my manager in the Light Music Club! I really think you have potential~"

After saying that, without waiting for Qianyu to retaliate, she left the office with a fragrant breeze.

"This guy..."

Kazama Chiba watched her retreating figure, her brows furrowing slightly.

That overly familiar attitude is really troublesome.

"Alright, stop looking, it's your turn, Kazama."

Hiratsuka Shizuka turned her gaze back to Kazama Chiba.

What are your plans?

Kazama Chiba didn't say anything, but just stared at the mop struggling with dust in the corner for a while, thinking about how to get away with it.

Join a sports club? Too tiring.

Go to a cultural club? Too noisy.

"teacher,"

He raised his head, his face full of sincerity.

"Actually, I have a dream."

"explain,"

"I want to join a club that doesn't require me to attend events or pay dues, and ideally, it would give me a monthly allowance to buy bread."

Hikigaya, who was standing in the corner as punishment, couldn't help but turn his head and give this side a look that said, "What a kindred spirit!"

"..."

"Are you here to retire at the school, or do you treat this place like your private resort?"

A clear "well" character appeared on Hiratsuka Shizuka's forehead.

"Rejected. That kind of gang only exists in dreams. Don't even think about it."

"Or do you think I should also be categorized as 'non-combustible waste' like that dead-eyed guy?"

"No, I think there's still a chance to save it."

Kazama Chiba immediately changed her tune.

"Then I'll follow the teacher's instructions, as long as it's not cleaning the toilets."

Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed.

She glanced at Hikigaya in the corner, who looked utterly hopeless, and then at Kazama Chiba in front of her, who also looked like she wanted to die.

Those two guys.

One became twisted because of being ostracized.

One reason is that they are inherently twisted, so even if they are not ostracized, they still appear twisted.

They're a perfect match.

"Never mind, come with me."

Hiratsuka Shizuka stood up, walked to the corner of the wall, and grabbed Hachiman Hikigaya by the collar as he was trying to disguise himself as a photosynthetic plant.

"Where to?" Hachiman asked in a terrified voice.

"Since none of you are wanted by any legitimate clubs, then I, as a responsible teacher, will have to send you to a place that can correct your twisted personalities."

Hiratsuka Shizuka gave a kind smile.

"Don't worry, it's a great place, very... suitable for you."

……

Ten minutes later.

Special building.

This is part of the original old school building. Due to years of disrepair and its remote location, it is rarely visited.

Hiratsuka Shizuka led them to a classroom at the end of the hall.

A simple wooden sign hangs on the door.

Three large, elegant characters were written on it with a brush.