I'm not just human!
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Dick Tudor laughed:
"Yeah, I haven't told you before. How about I introduce you? My sister likes tall, handsome guys like you. She's never even been in a relationship."
Xia Fa grinned:
“Okay, I’ll be your brother-in-law, then we’ll be family.”
Dick pushed him and punched him:
"Dream on. By the way, besides inviting you for drinks, there's something else I'd like to discuss with you."
He paused, then his expression suddenly became extremely serious and earnest:
"It's important."
Chapter 493 What?! Xia Fa is that great being?! (Part 1)
"What's going on? Why are you all so serious?"
Xia Fa smiled outwardly, but inwardly felt a sudden sinking feeling.
He was really afraid that Dictator would suddenly ask for something like helping Him find the corpse of an Old One... Although that was indeed one of the ways to become a true god, the probability was extremely low.
No, that's not just low probability, it's practically impossible. And even if it succeeded, it wouldn't matter; it would just lead to being hunted down by the entire universe.
As for Dick's desire to undergo a zombie transformation and ascend to a higher level... that's hard to say. After all, once a zombie transformation and ascension is successful, it's essentially no longer the same person.
For an existence like [Error Rule], which originally ascended to godhood through zombie transformation and then returned through zombie transformation, this doesn't matter. When it wakes up, it can simply have its complete memories re-injected with a large number of fragments of reality at the highest level.
But if this happened to Dick Tudor... Xia Fa felt something was off.
Unexpectedly, Dick didn't make any real request; he simply flipped his hand and took out a star.
This is a very bright star, which looks like it is formed by the condensation of light, but in fact it has a solid body and is quite hot, like a red-hot iron.
Dick grabbed Xiafa's hand with one hand and placed the star directly into Xiafa's hand with the other.
"A few days later... I'm not sure exactly when, but when this teleportation star starts to vibrate in your pouch, take it out and crush it. It will send you somewhere."
The Teleporting Star?
Xia Fa looked at the star in his palm. His perspective and knowledge were completely different from before. After all, he was now mixed up with the Nine Great Gods, and a casual remark from them might be a supreme taboo secret in the mysticism.
Therefore, he immediately recognized the origin of this teleporting star—it was created by combining the original secret technique of the "Gate of Stars" with the secret abilities of more than a dozen advanced secret contracts.
In fact, after holding it in his palm for just a few seconds, he had already used his spiritual intuition to clearly analyze the function of this teleportation star.
All you need to do is crush it, and you'll be teleported to the depths of a certain Star Spirit star system.
Aside from that, it serves no other purpose.
"What is this...?" Xia Fa raised his head again, looking at Di Ke Tuo with a puzzled expression.
Dick Tudor laughed heartily:
"Don't worry, you only need to leave for a few seconds, and then you can come back if you want, or stay if you want."
Xia Fa still asked, puzzled:
"A few days later? Dick Tudor, tell me the truth, do you know something? Or what exactly are you planning to do?"
Since Dicket's sister is still alive, and Dicket first became the Emperor of Mystery, and then went all the way from God Beyond God to Celestial Venerable, then why does He still drown His sorrows in alcohol every day?
Given Dick's incessant drinking and his bizarre request, Xia Fa felt something was amiss.
It wasn't that he was worried about Dick Tudor betraying the camp of extraordinary beings, because Xia Fa was certain that it was impossible. What he was really worried about was Dick Tudor himself.
"Xia Fa, do you believe me?"
Unexpectedly, Dick Tudor did not offer an explanation. He simply raised his head, and for the first time, his languid eyes were filled with determination and clarity, as if he had returned to his childhood. The person in front of him, Xia Fa, had become the only person he trusted besides his sister.
Xia Fa was stunned, but without much hesitation, he nodded slowly and firmly, as if in a conversation between two men.
"Well, I believe you."
No matter how mysterious Dick is, no matter what He wants to do, firstly, He has never harmed me, but has helped me many times, and secondly, He would never betray the superhuman camp. That's enough.
Therefore, Xia Fa chose to believe.
A smile suddenly bloomed on Dick's face, a smile he only showed to brothers he could entrust his life to. He reached out and patted Xiafa on the shoulder.
"That's good. I knew you were reliable, haha."
Before Xia Fa could answer, He changed the subject and picked up the bottle of wine he was holding.
It was a type of liquor that Xia Fa had never seen before. The bottle looked like a glass bottle, but it was actually mixed with fine sand-like star whispers of titanium, making the bottle look like it was sparkling with stars.
But ironically, the surface of this expensive wine bottle is covered with patina and dirt, as if it were dug out of the ground.
As for the liquid inside, it is so viscous that it is almost like a gel, and it has a color similar to that of a ruby.
With a "pop," Dick Tudor had already pulled off the cork of the wine bottle. This cork was actually specially made from some kind of ancient plant, which could preserve the aroma of the wine to the greatest extent.
A very unique aroma wafted from the bottle opening; it was a blend of rich fruit flavors, carrying the scent of the Old Ones, yet also quite spicy.
"This is a bottle of ancient wine that I obtained during an adventure in some ancient and mysterious realm. It is said to have been brewed by the ancient rulers themselves. I wanted to open it and drink it several times, but I resisted the urge. I just wanted to bring it back to share with you. How about that? Pretty brotherly, right?"
Dick Tudor smiled and picked up two small teacups from the tea table, pouring one for Xia Fa and one for himself.
Xia Fa was already quite sober, but when he saw Dick Tuo looking like he wanted to drink until he was completely drunk, he suddenly didn't care about anything anymore. With a wave of his sleeve, he immediately conjured up a large pile of snacks such as peanuts, chicken feet, and foie gras on the tea table.
These snacks, however, are the most ordinary kind, created directly from miraculous fantasies.
For some reason, he always felt that if he were to drink a lot with Dick, the wine had to be good, but the snacks to go with it could be something more down-to-earth.
Sure enough, Dick Tudor smiled knowingly when he saw the snacks to accompany his drinks.
"Xia Fa, you probably don't know, but when I was little, these were the things I craved the most. Unfortunately, we were poor back then and couldn't afford them, sigh..."
As he spoke, he picked up a chicken foot and started gnawing on it. After taking a couple of bites, he suddenly raised his wine glass.
"Come on, brother, cheers!"
……
This meal tasted different from the first meal with the Nine Great Gods.
For several hours, he chatted and drank with Dick Tudor.
That bottle of old wine was far more than it appeared to be; the two of them had drunk almost hundreds of cups, and there was still a little more than half left, as if it would never run out.
In the end, the drunken Shafa and Dictator simply lay down and fell asleep in the garden gazebo.
Soon, the night passed.
"Aha……"
Xia Fa yawned, stretched, and opened his eyes.
Although I slept on a hard wooden chair in the pavilion, I slept exceptionally soundly and felt incredibly relaxed.
Sensing the flow of time in the outside world, Xia Fa was surprised to find that it was already noon the next day.
He instinctively looked towards Dick Tudor across the tea table, only to find that Dick Tudor had already left sometime earlier.
"This guy..."
Xia Fa laughed and cursed, then stood up, feeling full of energy, as if he had inexhaustible strength.
"Counting it up, there are only three days left until the [Primordial Secrets] are released..."
Three days is neither a long nor a short time, and there shouldn't be any major changes, so Xia Fa became more and more expectant.
He examined his internal organs and found that the fusion process between his internal organs and the Sun God King's organs had reached over 30%. According to his calculations, the fusion would be completed in three days.
Because of the power of the Sun God King, the progress of [Eternal Critical Strike], [Eternal Mistake], and [Eternal Attack] in fusing with their respective three Overlord-level secret contracts is also close to fifty percent.
Of course, this divine power is the extraordinary divine power transformed from the mutated divine power when the Sun God King's organs merged with his own organs. Otherwise, not only would it not be able to advance the fusion of the secret contract and the certificate, but it would also hinder it.
"Wait, my current strength..."
Seeing that the two most important fusion processes had progressed so much after he woke up, Xia Fa suddenly thought of something, flipped his hand, took out the God Prediction Pocket Watch, and prepared to check the numbers on it.
But immediately, he was startled and almost couldn't believe it.
The number above... was a staggering 15,000!
"So, if I were to become a true god now, I could directly defeat over 15,000 Golden Cleaners?"
Xia Fa himself was astonished. He never expected that the increase in power brought about by the Sun God King's organs and the [Eternal Attack] would be so exaggerated.
"Just wait three days. Three days later, I'll obtain the [Primordial Secrets] and become a true god. At that time, forget about Julius, even if an even more powerful Golden Cleanser comes along, I won't have to worry. It wouldn't matter if all ten thousand Golden Cleansers awakened at the same time..."
Xia Fa felt more and more at ease as he thought about it, and suddenly realized that unless he encountered a supernatural creature or strange being that was truly worth devouring and absorbing extraordinary talents, he wouldn't need to go through the trouble of searching for supernatural creatures and strange beings to devour.
After all, the number on the pocket watch is now predicted to be 15,000, so what is there to worry about?
Moreover, in this way, the increase from devouring extraordinary talents would probably be pitifully small and meaningless.
"Speaking of which, I seem to have three more methods that can dramatically increase both strength and potential..."
Xia Fa's eyes flickered as he gathered his thoughts.
The first method, which is actually a bit strange, is to take the unprecedented second path to godhood, sign all ten kinds of overlord-level secret contracts, plus three kinds of eternal certificates, and thus become a true god.
According to the Golden Beacon Scroll, becoming a true god in this way will bring unexpected changes, and may even touch the origin of the universe.
But by then, I'll have become a true god and be able to easily defeat over 15,000 Gold Cleaners, so whether I upgrade or not won't really matter.
However, Xia Fa was still quite looking forward to seeing what changes would occur after all ten overlord-level secret contracts were gathered together.
As for the second method, which is also his biggest secret, it is the completion of an entire physical exercise ritual.
A complete workout includes one hundred push-ups, one hundred pull-ups, and a 1,000-meter run.
Once completed, just like a real workout, your body will definitely undergo a tremendous transformation.
Back then, when I completed one hundred push-ups, I gained the ability to randomly freeload meals; when I completed one hundred pull-ups, I grew a second heart and gained the ability to travel through time and space.
Although it now seems that it was not time travel, but more like entering a promised land, such as a "valley of time loops".
So, what incredible and amazing changes will occur after this kilometer-long run is completed?
Moreover, completing this kilometer run is not just about this one exercise activity, but rather it is equivalent to... the complete fulfillment of the entire exercise ritual!
Xia Fa was very confident that this could be completed within three days, so he was particularly looking forward to the improvement that would follow.
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