I am Jinshan Youxia

“Fuck, you’ve gotten even more sarcastic since you turned into that big-headed monster.” Wade’s eyes were half-open, almost as if he were talking in his sleep. “Oh my god, Vanessa, Vanessa is still waiting for me to come home…”

Even someone as abstract as him has a beloved person in this film version whom he can never give up.

In the original movie, he should now be following his girlfriend with a head that looks like an egg that's been soaking in water for a long time.

Zhang Chengyi rescued him in advance, and he returned home to spend more than half a month with his girlfriend Vanessa.

Then, late-stage cancer overwhelmed his body like a torrent. After collapsing on the street, he was robbed clean. Feeling that his death was imminent, he called his girlfriend and said he was going to receive one last treatment. So he came to this expensive laboratory.

He's dying, but what exactly is this cancer?

Zhang Chengyi held the X-ray film he had just taken, feeling a bit of a headache. With the help of Wade and Weasel, he had built this laboratory. Multiple bodies from different worlds worked together to think and provide ideas, stimulating the brain and generating mutant abilities in terms of intelligence and thinking.

Research on genes and cancer has progressed by leaps and bounds. After numerous simulations, a cancer-specific drug has been developed that, based on the simulation of the main god's light sphere body, can completely eradicate cancer.

Whether in his body or in Wade's body, after killing a large number of cancer cells, just when it seemed that the cancer cells were all gone, they inexplicably reappeared and rebounded wildly, with a large number of ordinary cells turning into cancer cells in the blink of an eye.

Is this scientifically sound?

It's almost like a curse called "cancer".

He could also replenish the lost cells by modifying the data, and Wade gradually weakened. Every time he was injected with the cancer-specific drug, he would be healthy for a day, but then become much weaker.

But this guy, in order to prove to Vanessa that he was cured and didn't want his woman to worry, injected himself with one vial a day. The fact that he hasn't died yet is a testament to Wade's truly outstanding physical condition.

"never mind."

Zhang Chengyi shook his head, abandoning his initial idea of ​​curing Wade without using gene mutation. He opened the box next to him, revealing a row of bright yellow medicines. He took out a vial labeled "Psychokinesis" and skillfully and precisely inserted it into Wade's heart.

"Sigh~"

Wade took a deep breath, his chest puffed out, and his eyes widened as if they were about to pop out, his eyeballs filled with bloodshot veins.

That hurts so much.

Zhang Chengyi ignored Wade's strange behavior, his restraints fastened without any concern. He inserted the IV needle into the vein on the back of Wade's hand, pushed it aside, and quietly watched the machine.

It was no different from the gene mutations he had previously encountered in his experiments.

After he began his research, he discovered the most useful aspect of his "natural mutation": the mutation process could be traced, and the resulting abilities could be completely replicated and extracted into a drug.

These drugs can turn ordinary people into mutants, but for him, they only temporarily grant him an ability or change it into the ability that comes with the drug.

Unfortunately, the side effect of the [Natural Mutation] state is that once his body is stimulated in any way, he is prone to mutating into new abilities. Fortunately, he will not mutate if he is not stimulated in any way, and he can repeatedly inject the same drug to stabilize his state.

As for how long it can be extended, the brain mutation that increases intelligence and has mild psychokinesis has not changed for a full half month without fighting or going out.

The poor rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology; he's not a poor wretch.

"Ho ho~" Wade made a squeezing sound in his mouth, his skin began to turn brown rapidly, and it sank in patches. His originally thin body was once again supported by muscles.

"?"

Zhang Chengyi looked puzzled. Without hesitation, he stepped forward, drew a vial of Wade's blood, and quickly began examining the patient with the equipment.

"This doesn't make sense."

A moment later, Wade, now Deadpool, fell into a deep sleep, and Zhang Chengyi showed an expression of disgust.

After cancer, a virus called "Deadpool" appeared.

Even though the brain's cells and tissues had mutated into a psychodynamic structure, another structure suddenly spread throughout the body, resulting in a wrinkled, egg-shaped head appearing on the operating table.

"What a ridiculous world."

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Wade looked at himself in the mirror, his anger flaring. He cursed several times, his usual playful expression gone, and said, "Zhang, you're responsible for turning me back!"

“Sorry, I can’t do that.” Zhang Chengyi shrugged and said, “I suspect it’s related to Deadpool from another universe.”

"The influences from a higher level, such as those from a multiverse like yours, are beyond my current capabilities to handle."

He suspects that the effects of cancer and Deadpool are due to information infiltration between the Marvel multiverses. The underlying structure of this world states that Wade Wilson will have an egg-shaped head after becoming a mutant, becoming Deadpool, and that cancer cannot be cured by technology.

In particular, the birth of Deadpool was closely related to Death, one of the five cosmic entities.

There might be some strange reason behind it.

Wade stood up in a rage, grabbed Zhang Chengyi by the collar with one hand, raised his fist with the other, looked at the calm-looking Zhang Chengyi, opened and closed his lips, and finally let go, slumping down on the operating table.

"Fake!"

Zhang Chengyi patted Wade on the shoulder. He and this Deadpool from the movie version had gotten along fairly well during this time, and the two could barely be considered friends. That's why he wanted to give the other a good ending, even if it affected Cable's arrival. After all, with his abilities, in a world where time travel is allowed, inventing a time machine was something that he had a high probability of succeeding in the future as long as he worked hard.

It turned out to be completely unworkable.

Deadpool was destined to appear.

Perhaps if he had let Wade die, someone else, equally foul-mouthed and ruthless mercenary, would have become Deadpool.

Just like Spider-Man can be many people.

"There is only one way to change you back to your current state."

Zhang Chengyi suddenly spoke.

Wade looked up, a glimmer of hope appearing on his otherwise unpleasant face.

"Come with me and let's take this world down." Zhang Chengyi stretched out his hand.

"Snapped!"

Without hesitation, Wade reached out and grasped Zhang Chengyi's hand, then gritted his teeth and said:

"Let's do it!"

Chapter 219 Cable

Two years later, on the empty lawn by the river.

"Om~"

A flash of light appeared, followed by a humanoid figure being thrown out of thin air, crashing into the ground and creating several craters before coming to a stop.

As the smoke slowly dissipated, a tall man in a tight-fitting combat suit got up, carrying a long gun, his pupils flashing with an eerie warm yellow light.

"boom!"

The tall man suddenly turned sideways and crossed his arm to block the 'Deadpool' who also appeared out of nowhere and was about to strike the back of his head.

"Hey~"

Wade whistled, "You're Cable, you look pretty cool."

“Deadpool, Wade Wilson, you shouldn’t be here.”

The light in the cable's pupils flickered as the 'history' of the past swirled in his mind.

According to the course of history, Deadpool should have disappeared without a trace by this time.

"No, no, no." Wade disappeared again, reappearing in mid-air above, and kicked the cable away with a whip kick.

"Thump! Crash!"

After the cable flew out, it hit the ground, bounced up quickly, and plunged into the water.

For some reason, Deadpool, who has mastered the ability to teleport, is too troublesome. Moreover, his strength, speed, and reaction are much better than those recorded in history. In close combat, he has no chance at all.

"Don't waste time, Wade."

Zhang Chengyi's voice came through the earpiece, "If you want to have a face that's not exactly handsome but at least human-looking when you marry Vanessa next year, we need to hurry up."

"Hey!"

Wade protested loudly, "My face comes from one of the writers, and it's definitely the most handsome face in this world!"

Ryan Reynolds, who starred in the Deadpool movie, was indeed one of the screenwriters.

But this kind of setting is really boring.

Zhang Chengyi was too lazy to argue with him and said, "If you keep wasting your time, he might go to another timeline. Then you'll be marrying Vanessa with this messy face."

"I heard Vanessa even had her IUD removed to make a gift for you in a couple of days. Your son might point at your face and ask Daddy why he has an egg-shaped head."

"Oh, by the way, if we can't fix your face, maybe your son won't even be born, or he might be born with incurable cancer? Or he might just inherit the same egg-shaped head?"

"Fuck!" Wade cursed, then vanished again in an instant, bubbling up underwater as he said, "Zhang, you shouldn't have told me about Vanessa's surprise for me beforehand. As a partner, I feel I have the right to some privacy."

"Thump! Crash!"

Deadpool and Cable engaged in a fierce battle underwater.

But it was clear that Wade had the upper hand, even having time to banter and tease Cable. The Deadpool modified by Zhang Chengyi possessed more mutant abilities than the Deadpool with his mouth sewn shut in the X-Men movies.

Teleportation, telekinesis, dynamic vision, super speed, super strength...

With dozens of abilities scattered throughout, Wade hasn't even used one percent of his full power yet.

This guy's genes are a complete mess, yet he can't die at all; it's even more absurd than the lock-on feature of a cheat engine.

Zhang Chengyi's goal is to become a Deadpool even more powerful than Superman, so that he can have some standing in the Marvel multiverse.

However, it is destined to be a long process.

"Oh dear, looks like the game is over."

Wade saw Cable secretly fiddling with his watch, and without hesitation activated his super speed, freezing the world in place, before punching the warrior from the future unconscious.

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"I think it's fine as long as it works. Why don't I go and scout ahead first? You're not going to fight anyone anyway."

"We need to figure this out. This tiny thing can travel through time and worlds, it's incredibly technologically advanced, yet the people of the future are still using such lousy firearms and hand-to-hand combat. At least they should create a cat-shaped childcare robot first."

"That kind of children's comics simply can't do that."

"No matter what, I will definitely build a cat-shaped childcare robot! Let's call it Doraemon!"

"Copyright, copyright, are you trying to bankrupt our production team?"

"..."

Two incoherent voices chattered incessantly in his ear. Cable slowly opened his eyes; well, one of them, the other didn't react at all.