[Transcending Tribulation Celestial Venerable (Dao Body)]: (Seriously) Of course!
Group rule number one: Help each other, fight against the cancer, and no internal strife (minor friction is allowed, but high-level duels must be reported)!
Article 2: Pay "group maintenance fee" regularly (which can be the power of origin, insights into special laws, or help complete group tasks).
Article 3: Newcomers to the group need to post a photo... oh no, I mean showcasing the characteristics of the Great Luo Dao Fruit so that everyone can get to know it.
Rule 4: No lewd pictures allowed! God is strict!
[Uchiha Elephant]: ...The last point is redundant. So, you're here to invite me to the group?
[Transcending Tribulation Celestial Venerable (Dao Body)]: (Enthusiastic) Exactly, exactly!
Your Majesty the Elephant Emperor, you have proven your path to salvation and your power of order is pure. You are exactly the kind of high-end talent we urgently need!
If you join us, our chances of winning against those wolves will increase by three points!
I, this humble Taoist priest, guarantee this with... (hesitated for a moment) my reputation for never defaulting on payments in group buying!
Absolutely reliable!
Looking at the expectant emoji of the fat Taoist priest blinking wildly that the other party sent, Uchiha Xiang recalled the catchy phrase "Fellow Daoist, please wait," and felt that there was a trap ahead.
[Uchiha Elephant]: Please allow me to consider this. Also, I have a request before you join the group.
[Celestial Venerable of Tribulation Transcending (Dao Body)]: Fellow Daoist, please speak! As long as this humble Daoist can do it!
[Uchiha Elephant]: When you invite someone in the future, could you please change your opening line?
For example, "Fellow Daoist, congratulations on your fortune?" or "Fellow Daoist, would you like to buy insurance?"
[Celestial Venerable of Tribulation Transcending (Dao Body)]: (Difficult) Ah, this... This catchphrase of mine is certified by the Heavenly Dao, and I can't change it!
Changing your Daoist heart will disrupt your spiritual path! It will affect the success rate of my success in helping others transcend tribulations! How about... I address you differently from now on?
"May Your Majesty be blessed?"
Uchiha Sō: "..."
Ultimately, Uchiha Sho accepted the invitation, and a pop-up window titled "Chat Group for the Purity of All Realms (999+)" lit up in his mind.
[System Notification]: Welcome "Great Luo Heavenly Emperor · Uchiha Elephant" to the group chat! Newcomer sharing photos! Sharing Dao Fruits! Sharing local specialties!
Immediately afterwards, a bunch of strange IDs appeared.
【Lord of Dreams】: Welcome, new fellow cultivator! New here, want to sleep? We offer customized dream services, 20% off your first time!
[God]: (Radiance showers.jpg) May the Holy Light protect you, lost... uh, new lamb?
Oh, it's Ronaldo. That's alright then, welcome.
[Shiva]: (Dance of Destruction.gif) Another fight?
When did they demolish a branch of the main temple?
[Omni-King]: ? ? ? (Curiously observing.jpg)
[Lingbao Tianzun]: (Shows off a formation diagram) Newbie, take a look at this enhanced online version of the Zhuxian Sword Formation. Interested in studying it together? Materials: AA.
[Sky God King]: @Uchiha Elephant, fellow Daoist, please report your coordinates of the Great Luo Realm for the convenience of airspace management. Thank you for your cooperation.
Uchiha Xiang rubbed his temples as he watched the group chat explode with messages.
The "adult" world of this chaotic sea seems... a little too lively?
Meanwhile, the chubby Tribulation-Crossing Celestial Venerable was still relentlessly sending messages in private chat: "Your Majesty, Elephant Emperor! Would you consider our Tribulation-Crossing service? We'll give you an insider price! And you'll get a commission for referring clients!"
Uchiha Sho silently clicked the block button.
Indeed, it was absolutely the right thing to be wary of this "fellow Daoist"!
Chapter 288, Three Rules for Novices in the Great Luo Sect
【All Realms and Worlds Pure Chat Group】—Anonymous Mode, Exclusive Channel for the Great Luo Immortal.
[Transcending Tribulation Celestial Venerable (Dao Body)]: (Patting Uchiha Elephant) Your Majesty, Elephant Emperor! Have you adapted to the group environment? Stop lurking! The great opportunity I promised you, I'll make it up to you now! @Great Luo Heavenly Emperor·Uchiha Elephant
[God]: (Emitting holy light) The new people need guidance; this is a good deed.
[Shiva]: (Impatiently) Hurry up and tell us, then we'll discuss which main deity's temple we'll go to for a dance.
[Omni-King]: ? ? ? (Moves over a small stool and sits down.jpg)
【Lord of Dreams】: (Yawns) Am I going to have to listen to that old, worn-out "Three Rules for Beginners of the Great Luo" again? I've fallen asleep three times already.
[Lingbao Tianzun]: (stroking his beard) This is the foundation, fellow Daoist Meng, do not be negligent. Although it is an old saying, every word is a gem. It is a simplified version of the great Dao principles passed down by our teacher (Hongjun Daozu) in Zixiao Palace, and is specifically for us, the masters of the Great Thousand World.
[Uchiha Elephant]: I'd like to hear more. (Sent a meme of someone sitting up straight, preparing to take notes.)
【Transcending Tribulation Celestial Venerable (Dao Body)】: (Clears his throat, sends a voice message with 9999+ lines of text, then recalls it and sends a text bubble instead) Ahem, considering that His Majesty the Elephant Emperor may not be used to my magnetic voice full of Daoist charm, I'll just type it out!
"The first principle: One path leads to myriad paths, and the body becomes the foundation of the world!"
"You think that becoming a Great Luo and occupying a Great Thousand World means you can rest easy?"
"Wrong! Utterly wrong!"
"Those bastards in the Main Temple, and those indescribable things in the Fear Space, are like viruses, they're everywhere! Your world's laws have loopholes? They can get in! Your timeline has paradoxes? They can turn it into a complete mess! Your parallel universe has gaps? They can fill it with all sorts of messy systems and mission takers!"
"What should we do? We must learn from Master Hongjun, the supreme being of the primordial world! We must unite with the Dao! (Although not completely, we must grasp the spirit of it!)"
"Treat your own Great Luo Dao Fruit as the most powerful 'core server' and 'ultimate firewall'! Use your 'Order' Dao to cover, evolve, and unify all the laws of the entire Great Thousand Worlds under your command! From the most basic physical rules to time, space, fate, and cause and effect, stamp them all with your Uchiha Eboshi's exclusive anti-counterfeiting label!"
"Let your will become the will of Heaven, let your Dao sound become the music of the heavens! Past, present, and future, all time and space, eternal and free, are all under the shroud of your Great Dao! In this way, those malignant tumors that want to cause trouble will have to confront your Great Dao head-on first! Can they win? No! What they fear most is this monolithic, strictly ordered world! The cost is too high!"
"This is what we call: blocking all backdoors, leaving the jackals nowhere to bite! You are the strongest shield in your world!"
[Sky God King]: I second that. The first principle of airspace management is clear boundaries and unified rules.
@Uchiha Elephant, complete this step as soon as possible so that the global safety rating I register for you can be improved, and the insurance premium can also be discounted.
[Uchiha Sō]: (Thoughtfully) I see... It's not a simple suppression of power, but a deep-seated assimilation and overlay of laws. I understand.
Seeing that his new fellow Daoist, Uchiha Xiang, possessed excellent comprehension, the Transcending Tribulation Celestial Venerable continued speaking.
"The second step, of course, is to preach to all beings and strengthen their bodies!"
"You think it's enough if you're the only one who gets hard? You're wrong again!"
"Your world, your clan, your agents, even the flowers and plants in your world are all part of your world community! They are fragile and vulnerable. When a malignant tumor comes, it doesn't even need to attack you directly. It just pollutes, abducts, and drains all your little brothers. Then you, the master of this world, will be left with nothing, and the origin of the world will also wither!"
"Therefore, we must learn from Master Hongjun's spirit of giving lectures at Zixiao Palace! Regularly hold live broadcasts! Ah, no, I mean open the Great Luo Heaven, manifest the Dao body, and preach the Dao to all the talents, strong people, and destined beings under your command!"
Raise their power ceiling! Broaden their horizons! Enhance their identification with "order" and their resistance to "chaotic evil"!
When the Reincarnators of the Supreme God arrive, they'll find that the local natives are all capable of challenging opponents far beyond their level, forming formations, possessing unwavering faith, and preferring death to surrender... When the Fear Agents arrive, they'll find that the fear they spread isn't even as rousing as the natives' fighting spirit... What will they amount to then?
"This is what we call: improving overall strength, reinforcing the fence so that jackals can't bite through it, and if they still dare to come, they'll be ganged up on!"
[God]: That is excellent. Cultivating a powerful legion of angels and a paladin order is key to resisting the corruption of the abyss.
[Shiva]: My followers, after performing the Dance of Destruction, will have their fighting power tripled. (Proud)
[Uchiha Ei]: Giving a man a fish is not as good as teaching him how to fish... My Eight Divisions Ruler and Proxy System can indeed be further improved through this.
"The third move: Creation of Heaven and Earth, the source of living water!"
"You must understand that the world also has a lifespan! The universe will experience heat death! Eras will come to an end!"
"Even in the vast world, if one remains stagnant and only knows how to maintain the status quo, one day one will fall into silence and exhaustion of the source. At that time, let alone resisting external enemies, one will be doomed!"
Therefore, we should learn from the great Pangu! (Although the teacher didn't explicitly say so, the meaning is clear!)
We have to take action regularly! To create new worlds, new universes, and new dimensions!
This is not only about replenishing the world's origin, but also about providing a new testing ground and arena for your own path! Practice your new insights in this new world, evolve new branches of laws, and provide new living spaces and training grounds for the creatures under your command!
Maintain the world's vitality and diversity, making your global community a flowing river, not a stagnant pool! That way, those toxic elements that only seek to plunder and destroy will be envious, but unable to absorb them!
"This is what they call: self-reliance, abundance, vitality, and the ability to outdo even the wolves!"
[Lingbao Tianzun] timely reminder: Creation is no easy task; it requires a profound understanding of the Great Dao and may also be aided by a divine artifact for creation. Fellow Daoists, if you are interested, you may come to us for discussion. (By the way, I'm also promoting my own imitation Pangu Banner creation package.)
【Dream Master】: Find me to open up dream worlds! Great prices, guaranteed to teach you!
[Celestial Venerable of Tribulation (Dao Body)]: How is it, Your Majesty? These three points were the key points that Master Hongjun highlighted for us back then when he tapped the Jade Tablet of Creation! My opportunity is quite strong, isn't it? It will save you so much time and effort in figuring things out! It will save you from taking so many detours! Back then, I… (begins to reminisce about past hardships)
[Uchiha Sō]: (Interrupting) Indeed, these are golden words, every word worth a thousand pieces of gold. I have learned much. (bowing.jpg) I will immediately begin to implement these three points. One path leads to myriad paths, preaching to all beings, creating heaven and earth... Interesting.
The myriad phenomena of the heavens seemed to become clearer in his eyes, and a path leading to the true supreme ruler unfolded before him.
Above the Chaos Emperor's Throne, the aura grew increasingly profound and vast.
[Transcending Tribulation Celestial Venerable (Dao Body)]: (Rubbing hands and laughing) Well... Your Majesty Elephant Emperor, what do you think of this consultation fee... (Silently blocked by Uchiha Elephant again)
The group chat remained lively, but Uchiha Sho's mind was already immersed in his own Great Luo Dao Fruit, and he began to plan how to put these three principles into practice in this Great Luo Realm that belonged to him.
The storms of the Chaos Sea have never ceased, but now Uchiha Zō has learned how to build a truly colossal ship capable of traversing the universe.
Chapter 289, The Great Array Protecting the Myriad Realms
After receiving the three great principles of the Chaos Sea, Uchiha Sho opened his eyes on the imperial throne, his gaze reflecting the vast and boundless worlds under his command—
Based on numerous parallel universes of Naruto, there are also the eerie and mysterious worlds of Natsume's Book of Friends, the chaotic world of monsters in the Warring States period of Inuyasha, the grand and heroic world of One Piece, the tranquil and unpredictable world of Mushishi, and the soul-binding cycle of Bleach...
Countless worlds with vastly different laws and restless origins swirl around each other like stars, yet they resemble scattered sand and duckweed, their boundaries weak and teetering on the brink of collapse amidst the undercurrents of the chaotic sea. This is precisely the foundation he urgently needs to rectify.
"One path leads to myriad paths, the body becomes the foundation of all heavens..."
Uchiha Eiji's whispers, like a resounding crescendo, echoed from the Great Luo Heaven. The imperial crown behind his head, formed from his merits of saving the world and the fruits of the Great Luo Dao, suddenly burst forth with boundless brilliance, dazzling and illuminating the heavens!
Countless chains of divine law erupted from the Emperor's Crown, like billions of chains of order piercing the void—first through the worlds of Naruto, then through countless worlds like Inuyasha, One Piece, and Bleach, ultimately covering the entire world cluster. Each chain contained his Great Dao of "Salvation Order," precisely piercing the core of the Heavenly Dao of each subordinate world, beginning to forcibly unify and weave!
"All the myriad realms and heavens shall be united under my 'Order of Salvation'!"
"boom----!!!"
A deafening roar, like the creation of the world, reverberated through the chaotic sea, unleashing countless waves of laws. All the heavens and myriad realms trembled, the Source Pool of All Laws boiled, the Investiture of the Gods fluttered, and countless beings felt it, looking up at the sky.
……
Naruto World.
"Tsk, as expected of my godfather, the commotion he makes is still so exaggerated..."
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