Anime Crossover: My Girlfriend Has a System

This class is Chinese, one of his two least favorite subjects, the other being history.

If it's history, and you don't like it, you might as well not listen to it. You can catch up on it later when your learning skills level up.

However, he absolutely had to attend this Mandarin class because the teacher was truly terrifying; Ye Ziye had personally witnessed her smash a table in two.

"The topic I gave in the last class was about life. For you kids, that's certainly a heavy subject, but most of you wrote pretty well, except for a few..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka stood on the podium, hands on her hips, looking down at the students below, all of whom lowered their heads.

She was clearly a very beautiful woman, but she possessed an aura that only a two-meter-tall, muscular man could exude, and so did her fists.

Ye Ziye could clearly sense that Hiratsuka Shizuka's gaze lingered on her for a longer time than it did on others.

He didn't think Hiratsuka Shizuka liked him. Although this woman had never been in a relationship, she shouldn't make a move on a high school student like him.

Thinking this way, Ye Ziye also raised a hypothetical question in his mind: what should he do if Hiratsuka Shizuma attacked him?

There was only one answer: to give in. He didn't want to end up like that table.

But thinking about it carefully, he wasn't really at a loss. Hiratsuka Shizuka was very beautiful and had a great figure. Apart from being a bit violent, she was absolutely qualified as a partner.

As Ye Ziye pondered this, he shook his head, realizing he had been somewhat impolite; after all, that was his teacher.

"Ye Ziye!"

A shout made Ye Ziye, who had been keeping her head down, raise her head and meet Hiratsuka Shizuka's beautiful eyes.

At this moment, the woman was waving a piece of white paper in her hand, which, if I'm not mistaken, should be his homework.

With a soft sigh, Ye Ziye knew that what was meant to happen would eventually come.

Jingle Bell

The pleasant sound of the bell rang in their ears; it was the bell for the end of get out of class. But the students in the classroom remained still, waiting for Hiratsuka Shizuka to speak.

This woman wields considerable authority in the class.

"Come to my office in a moment, I have something to discuss with you."

After saying that, Hiratsuka Shizuka walked out, and a series of sighs of relief came from the classroom.

Sitting in his seat, Ye Ziye shook his head, feeling that his luck today was extremely bad. Although Hiratsuka Shizuka would talk to him usually, it was only once a week, but this was the second time this week.

"Ye Zi, are you alright?"

Kato Megumi, who sat next to her, asked with concern.

Ye Ziye shook his head. Although he knew that Hiratsuka Shizuka's iron fist was very powerful, he had not yet been able to use it on him.

"You've really had a bad day. First, you were called in by Kaguya Shinomiya, and then you were summoned to Shizuka Hiratsuka's office."

At this point, Kato Megumi no longer considered Kaguya Shinomiya's invitation a happy occasion, because Yoko's face never showed a trace of joy, so she categorized it as bad luck.

Ye Ziye looked at Kato Megumi, wondering if this girl really had mind-reading abilities, and why she was just like he imagined.

"It's okay. I guess the teacher just wants to talk to me about that article. There shouldn't be any major problems."

Ye Ziye hesitated for a moment, then expressed his determination. His article was not based on wild ideas, but rather quoted extensively from classical texts. He felt that he had written it very well.

"Then I'll be going now."

"Come back safely."

These four words are inappropriate for a student on their way to the teacher's office, but they are perfectly fine for a teacher like Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Ye Ziye nodded, hesitated for a moment, and put the house key into her breast pocket to protect her private parts and avoid being caught off guard in case of an attack.

The students in the class looked at Ye Ziye's retreating figure with a hint of nostalgia in their eyes.

Hiratsuka Shizuka's temper is by no means bad. As a Japanese language teacher and life guidance teacher, she is dedicated to her students.

The only problem is that this teacher, who belongs to the literati, is a bit too powerful.

Rumors like "Hiratsuka Shizuka beat up twenty thugs outside of school" are not uncommon; in fact, they are quite prevalent.

Ye Ziye was always well-behaved in class. She had a face that could attract girls, but she never acted recklessly. She could be described as a typical good boy.

Ye Ziye's grades were pretty good; at least, all the science teachers said about her were praising her.

But this good student became the one who was called to the office by Hiratsuka Shizuka the most often in the class. If it weren't for Ye Ziye's personality, they would have suspected that the two of them were having an affair.

Chapter 12

The corridors of Shuchiin Academy are very wide; seven or eight people can walk side by side without having to go down them. It truly lives up to its reputation as a prestigious academy.

There were many students in the corridor, whispering in twos and threes. When they saw Ye Ziye appear, their eyes lit up.

Among the freshmen, Ye Ziye's looks were top-notch, and he also had a comfortable, quiet, and scholarly air about him. More importantly, he didn't have a girlfriend.

Within a month, almost every girl in the school knew Ye Ziye, and he usually stayed in the classroom, so it wasn't unusual to see him in the corridor.

Ye Ziye walked calmly toward his office, meeting everyone's gazes; he was used to it.

"report!"

This was a habit he carried over from his previous life; in schools in island nations, it was unnecessary to say those two words when entering an office.

"Enter!"

A woman's voice with a distinctive husky tone rang out; it was Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice.

She was sitting at her workstation, looking at Ye Ziye's homework with a furrowed brow.

Ye Ziye took a deep breath and walked to Hiratsuka Shizuka's side. The teachers around them also subconsciously moved away.

"Ye Zijun, do you know why I called you here?"

A teacher's standard opening remarks.

"I don't know."

To be honest, even though Hiratsuka Shizuka was holding her own homework, she felt that there was nothing wrong with what she had written.

What topics did I leave for students to discuss in class?

"About...life, feel free to speculate."

"Although it was supposed to be a casual piece, why did you write such a depressing article, filled with the dullness of life and the loneliness of existence, as if you were going to commit suicide tomorrow!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka shoved his homework in front of him, speaking slowly and deliberately, her tone conveying a sense of helplessness.

“I said, Yezi, can you be a little more energetic and hopeful about life like other high school students? I don’t want any of my students to commit suicide one day.”

Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed again. She really couldn't figure out why a high school student would write such an article. Even if she had been single for thirty years, she couldn't write such a lonely article.

"And can't you fix your hair? It looks nice, but you're on the verge of breaking school rules!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka stood up, tucked Ye Ziye's head under her arm with one hand, and began to ruffle his hair with the other.

One minute later.

"Ah! That feels so good! I feel much better now. Yezi, you should leave your hair as it is!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka let out a long sigh, looking somewhat relieved, and plopped down in the soft chair.

Ye Ziye silently endured it all. This wasn't the first time. Whenever Hiratsuka Shizuka felt stressed, she would find him and start stroking his hair. He had gotten used to it.

That's how he acquired his unarmed combat skills, which is why he didn't want to recall them.

Sitting in the chair, Hiratsuka Shizuka stretched, revealing her elegant feminine curves.

Ye Ziye turned his head away. Although Hiratsuka Shizuka was already thirty years old, she still possessed a strong feminine charm, and he was a normal man.

He didn't quite understand why such a beautiful woman would remain single until now, something that all the students at the school wanted to know.

"I sense you're thinking something very rude!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked wary and protected her private parts.

Ye Ziye opened his mouth, but ultimately didn't explain anything. Perhaps being single for too long had made him a little crazy.

"Alright, let's get back to the issue of the article! Why is what you wrote like this?"

"I just wrote it according to the requirements, and I kept quoting classical texts throughout."

"That's because you're always quoting scriptures and classic texts!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka slammed her hand on the table, and the paper flew into her hand as if by magic.

"The scriptures and references you cited are all from 'No Longer Human.' I don't want you to suddenly commit suicide like Dazai Osamu one day. I'd rather all my students be chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur) than be like you!"

"Teacher, what you just said was very offensive."

"You have no right to say that!"

For some reason, even though Ye Ziye didn't say anything impolite, it was this calm and indifferent attitude that made Hiratsuka Shizuka feel a little uneasy.

Hiratsuka Shizuka let out a long breath and looked at the article again carefully.

It must be said that Ye Ziye's writing is very good. If she changed her style, she might be able to participate in some short essay competition.

"Hey Yezi, don't you have any friends? As a high school student, you shouldn't be so lonely."

"I have a friend, just one."

Ye Ziye couldn't help but think of the girl named Kato Megumi. They must be friends, he thought.

If Nakamura Nanami from the coffee shop hadn't confessed to him, they probably would have become friends.

Ye Ziye never thought of himself as a difficult person to get along with. On the contrary, he felt that he was very easy to get along with. He just didn't know what others thought.

Hearing Ye Ziye's words, Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly didn't know what to say.

What he said wasn't wrong at all, but something just felt off. Seriously, in this society, is there really anyone who only has one friend?

Chapter 13

"In short, as your life mentor, I feel it's necessary for me to correct some of your personality issues!"

"This is something you're born with, it probably can't be corrected..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka ignored Ye Ziye's sarcastic remarks, crossed her arms, and continued talking to herself.

"I remember you always came home very early after school. Did you go to work?"

"Ah."

Ye Ziye felt there was nothing to hide about this. He didn't have that much pride, and he could admit to others that he worked part-time.