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"Such speed..."

A hint of admiration flashed in Ban's eyes; this guy was much faster than the previous ones.

It was still to no avail.

With a crisp sound, Ai's elbow strike was steadily blocked by a layer of blue energy skeleton.

Ai was dumbfounded; how could he have been so easily repelled?

"The speed is indeed good, but the power is a bit lacking," Ban commented.

Even the skeleton of Susanoo could not be shaken, posing no threat to him whatsoever.

His skeleton grew rapidly, transforming into a half-body Susanoo. With a single slash, Ai's figure was sent flying backward!

Just as A was suddenly blasted away, Killer Bee transformed into a half-tailed beast form and suddenly threw out a huge tailed beast ball, heading straight for him!

"You dare touch my older brother, you despicable Uchiha Madara! Well, take this!"

Kirabi danced around excitedly and made a smug, provocative gesture.

Madara glanced at it disdainfully, and in the next instant, a magatama quickly condensed in the palm of the Susanoo he controlled.

"The Eight-Span Jewel!"

With a deep shout, the magatama shot out like an arrow, heading straight for the whistling tailed beast ball.

The explosion was deafening, and sparks flew everywhere, illuminating half the sky.

As the smoke gradually dissipated, amidst the chaos, A and Killer Bee, using the smoke as cover, quietly approached Madara Uchiha.

"Extreme Thunder Plow, Hot Blade!"

Aina shouted the names of the moves at the top of her lungs, as if that would defeat the enemy in one blow.

Ban felt helpless. They launched a sneak attack and made such a loud noise. Were they afraid I wouldn't know they were here?

In the blink of an eye, the two were already in front of Ban.

Thanks to their excellent teamwork, Madara's half of Susanoo was actually destroyed!

Ai charged ahead, with Killer Bee close behind, the two of them locking onto Madara's head.

Chapter 100 The World's Number One Rap

"You're finished!" Ai laughed.

So this is all Madara Uchiha is capable of!

But they didn't notice that Ban's face remained completely calm, without the slightest change in expression.

Immediately afterwards, Ban's figure suddenly disappeared without warning.

In an instant, he swapped positions with the clone of Limbo: Border Prison.

Ai was taken aback, his eyes widening in surprise.

"Oh no, big brother!" Killer Bee was also stunned on the spot.

Because of Madara's disappearance, their attacks lost momentum and they ended up colliding with each other.

The two were sent flying backward, their faces filled with disbelief.

Even though they were surrounded, how did Madara manage to escape?

Before he could think, Madara Uchiha appeared silently behind A and unleashed a series of fluid taijutsu attacks, leaving A defenseless.

"Ugh..."

Finally, Ban delivered a vicious kick, striking Ai squarely in the chest. Ai shot away like a speeding helicopter.

The plane crashed heavily onto a boulder, and then crashed again. Ai suffered a violent shock and fell to the ground unconscious, his fate unknown.

Mamba out.

After dealing with A, Madara turned to look at Killer Bee, who had just struggled to his feet.

Instantly teleporting, Madara was already in front of Killer Bee, grabbing him by the throat and lifting him up.

Do you want to dance too?

"Uh... I'm not good at dancing."

"But I'm pretty good at rapping. How about I do a rap, and then you'll let me and my brother go?"

Kirabi was being choked so badly that he could barely breathe and could barely speak.

Curiosity flickered in Ban's eyes.

In the ninja world, there are ninjas with such great talents?

Madara casually tossed Killer Bee to the ground, crossed his arms, and said with interest:

"Come on, sing a few lines for me to hear. If you're really good, it's not impossible for me to let you go."

Killer Bee suddenly looked up, and in his eyes, he seemed to have found a kindred spirit in Madara Uchiha.

Someone actually appreciates me so much?

Alas, it's a pity he's the enemy. He just seriously injured my elder brother Ai, whose life hangs in the balance. How can I act according to the enemy's wishes?

It seems the only option left is to use lyrics that aren't so pleasant to listen to, and might even annoy Ban.

“Okay, okay, I’ll definitely make you ‘satisfied’!” Killer Bee nodded quickly, already having a plan in mind.

He quickly came up with a plan, and an idea flashed into his mind.

Weren't Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju irreconcilable enemies?

It is said that the news has spread throughout Konoha that Hashirama Senju ended Madara Uchiha's life.

Although I don't know how Ban managed to win the revival match.

But Madara must hate Hashirama Senju and Konoha to the core, so let's do a rap praising Hashirama Senju and Konoha to satirize them.

"Cough cough..."

Killer Bee cleared his throat and began his performance:

"Yo! The First Hokage of Konoha, Hashirama Senju, has revealed his formidable reputation."

"Wood Release is unparalleled in the ninja world, its ambition for peace shines brightly."

"He laid the foundation of the village with his own hands, and the deep brotherhood was further strengthened."

"The Will of Fire burns eternally, and future generations of ninjas will sing its praises!"

As soon as Killer Bee finished his rap, Madara Uchiha's surprise was so obvious you could see it without even needing a magnifying glass.

Killer Bee secretly observed, chuckling to himself, thinking, "This guy must be furious!"

The first two sentences praise Hashirama Senju to the skies, but conveniently ignore Madara Uchiha, a legendary figure who stands shoulder to shoulder with him.

With Madara Uchiha's pride, how could he possibly tolerate such neglect?

The next two sentences refer to the original Konoha Village, which symbolized the brotherhood that Madara and Hashirama built together, as they were once as close as brothers.

Now it has become the biggest irony—wasn't it said that the relationship was so close that people would stab each other in the back?

The last line, "Everyone praised him," was praising the First Hokage; it had nothing to do with Madara Uchiha.

Because in Konoha, Madara was almost universally hated; everyone wanted to kill him. The phrase "praised by future generations of ninja" was a direct hit to the heart of the matter!

After a long silence, Madara finally spoke, looking down at Killer Bee with an unexpectedly calm tone:

"Well said, I appreciate it."

“?” Killer Bee was stunned.

Is this... being sarcastic?

Killer Bee glanced at Madara's expressionless face and thought that this guy was probably so angry that he didn't even bother to make an expression.

It seems I have done a very good job with my task.

Just as he was thinking this, Madara slowly reached out his hand to Killer Bee, who was squatting on the ground.

Killer Bee's heart tightened, and he quickly closed his eyes, lowered his head, and hugged his knees tightly.

His body began to tremble uncontrollably.

Oh no... Brother, it looks like I have to go first.

It's just a pity that such a great rapper like me is a loss to the ninja world.

Killer Bee is the ninja of the ninja world.

The ninja world rejoices! I rejoice too!

I just hope he'll be quick and efficient, so I don't suffer too much.

But the expected cold glint did not fall; instead, what followed was a question from Madara:

"Do you... need to use the restroom?"

Killer Bee froze, his eyes wide with disbelief as he looked up.

Go...go to the toilet?

Am I supposed to resolve this right here in front of thousands of people?

No, why would you think that?

Actually, you can't blame Madara. From his perspective, Killer Bee squatting down with his legs tucked in and his body trembling slightly did look exactly like someone who needed to pee.

During that period of cave dwelling, there was such a person among the White Zetsu around Madara.

Tobi, the White Zetsu with the swirling face, spends all his time squatting down, wanting to experience the joys of human life, but unfortunately, as a White Zetsu, he doesn't have that ability.

Over time, whenever Ban saw a similar pose, he would reflexively think of this incident.

"How is that possible..."

Killer Bee's face turned bright red from holding it in. If he pooped here, would he even survive?

"Then why don't you get up quickly?" Upon hearing the explanation, Ban secretly breathed a sigh of relief.