Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

"Wow, it tastes like Thai Pu-erh!"

[Star: Bluebird, you two still claim to be innocent? You know what a diviner tastes like!]

[Funingna: Exactly, she clearly eats a lot of food regularly]

[Ying'er: By the way, how did they manage to stuff such a big bitter gourd inside?]

[Ying: So it was all the work of the Great Lord Jue Mie! What a good person!]

[Qiong: No wonder Huanlong's Jianmu body smelled so astringent! So that's what she sells!]

[Huanlong: What the hell! I didn't even know I'd set up this trap. What kind of scoundrel is slandering me?!]

And then someone said I smelled pungent. Is that why that guy with the baseball bat lunged at me without a word? My nose was bleeding profusely!

[Qiong: As expected of Xing-jie, so sassy! I still have a lot to learn!]

[March 7th: Don't learn everything!]

[Nicole: Speaking of which, isn't what she's doing helping the species reproduce and thrive? Doesn't it violate the principle of destruction?]

[Ling: Nicole, what you said makes a lot of sense! I also bought a toy set, let's try it out together, consider it paying off our debt!]

[Nicole: Rin, don't come any closer!]

[Fenfeng: So... Huanlong, you're this kind of person. We really misjudged you!]

[Star Howl: You have such a good thing and you don't even know how to share it? You have no camaraderie!]

[Huanlong: Would you believe me if I said I didn't know I had this business?]

[The Great Lords of Annihilation: No... I don't believe it!]

"System: We'll hold the prize draw after the end credits."

[Zhe: System, this music sounds weird.]

Billy: I felt a strong sense of brotherhood.

[Yuan Shang: My brain tells me that this song is full of philosophical implications.]

[Kevin: This music is so outrageous, I spilled my instant noodles!]

[Araki Kazuto: Wow, what music is that? It's actually pretty good!]

"System: You can ponder the meaning yourself, the three of you have drawn the prize!"

[Fireworks: Let me go first... a little blue chick?]

System: This one! It's a clone of Little Flying Chicken from Scissor Seven. The abilities are similar. It can carry you and fly. In its muscular form, it's also a good fighter!

Because it's a replica, it has some flaws; be careful it doesn't run away from home.

[Qingque: Let me see... Hey, it's the same fruit basket as in the video.]

My Lord, I promised to be with you all the time, how about playing with me for a bit? (?????)

[Rin: Oh ho ho~, tell me in detail how to play???]

[Ying: I'm curious too, but when I heard this music, I wanted to use Paimon's part (* / ? ＼ *)]

Paimon: Luminous, no! /(//o/ω/o//)/

[Qianyan Army: Traveler, open the door! It's the water meter checker!]

[Fu Xuan: Qing Que, you...you pervert! I'm hoping for a reward that can solve Qing Que's problem...a bottle of Dragon Tiger Spring tea, what the hell?!]

[Treasure Recognition: In a sense, it does solve your needs and increases your chances of defeating Qingque.]

"System: Everyone has finished their draws. Today, we're giving away some short videos as a bonus. There are no rewards for casual videos!"

Follow-up to the "Fu Xuan Suspension Incident"

(Source: YouTuber)

After the cafeteria incident, Jing Yuan tricked Fu Xuan into suspending her from her job and planned to go to her house to tell her some good news.

"Last time I teased Fu Qing, I was actually planning to give her a surprise by taking over the position of general. I'll go to her house to announce the decree now."

Unexpectedly, when passing by Fu Xuan's house, Jing Yuan saw that her window was open. He accidentally saw Qing Que inside, and the two of them were having a rather exciting time.

The two were speaking quite loudly; Jing Yuan could hear them clearly even without getting close.

First, Qingque cornered Fu Xuan and said:

"Is it authentic? Is it really authentic? Is it like Qing Zong's little bird, sneaking around eating it? And you still dare to say that? The soda soy milk tastes fishy?"

"Are the Qiongshi bird skewers delicious? He claims to be from the Broken Jade Palace Immortal Ship, is that really true?"

Before Fu Xuan was pushed down by Qing Que, Jing Yuan faintly heard the words "You bad guy".

[Topa: I never expected that! The Grand Diviner of the Immortal Ship was actually down there!]

[Ying: Qingque, I'm timid and submissive at work, but I'm a force to be reckoned with in the bedroom!]

[Gui Naifen: It's rare for Qingque to stand up so proudly!]

[Ying'er: I get frustrated at work during the day, and then I vent it all at home at night. What a wonderful cycle!]

[Pam: That's enough! You're going faster than the Star Train!]

"Late-night live stream"

(Source: YouTuber)

When Yao Jiayin was temporarily away, she asked Evelyn to keep an eye on her live stream.

"Where did Jiayin go? Jiayin went to the bathroom, let me take over for her for a while."

When it came time to thank people for the gifts, Evelyn realized how outrageous the names of these people were.

"Thanks to the film for licking Jia Yin's heels so much!"

Thanks to Zhe Ge and Ai Lu Guan for sending the master tape.

Huh? Who is Lu Guan?!

Kiana: Rin, there are a lot of weirdos in your world!

[Zhu Yuan: Senior Qingyi, how about we get the cybersecurity department to handle this?]

[Qingyi: Mind your own business in the weirdo world, or you'll end up like a cream puff.]

[Zhe: This is blatant slander! How could a model citizen like me be like that!]

[Star: But aren't you just a porn seller?]

[Rin: Bro, what's that sound coming from your room at night?! (?????)]

{Thanks to Squirrel Flight's two little sixteen friends for their love and support.}

Thanks to the three female protagonists with pseudonyms who are all part of my harem: Bao Ding, who loves stir-fried pork heart with pickled peppers; Light and Shadow 1; and the Demon God of Annihilation, all powered by love.

Thanks to that clueless kid for his love and support!

Thanks to the Demon God of Annihilation for the like!

Thank you to the two flowers of the Demon God of Annihilation.

Chapter 97 Euron: Grandpa, Grandma's Headache! (First Update)

"System: There's been a lot of collapsing iron lately, let's give everyone a break with something from another world."

"Oulen: Grandpa, my grandma has a headache!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Empty: This name gives me a bad feeling.]

[Ying: Oh wow, it's bro's turn!]

[Danheng: This name alone evokes a lot of thoughts.]

[Ling: Peanuts, sunflower seeds, and drinks, on sale!]

Cetalli was lying on her bed reading a light novel, but she couldn't calm down because she kept thinking about someone.

"Speaking of which... I haven't had a chance to meet the traveler since we met before. Should I just go and invite him directly?"

What if he's busy...? Wouldn't that make me seem like a troublesome woman?

Maybe I should just pretend to be sick, but how would he find out? If he just tells me directly... /(//o/ω/o//)/

Wouldn't that make it seem like I really want him to come visit me? No, no, no, no…

Sita Lali felt that none of the methods she had just thought of were reliable, and she rolled around on the bed in frustration, with puffs of white smoke rising from above her head.

The dutiful eldest grandson, Orloren, happened to witness this scene while visiting his grandmother and immediately decided to seek help from the traveler.

[Sethrali: Grandson, if you ever come into my room without knocking again, I'll let you experience what grandma's love is all about!]

[Oloren: Grandma, but you were the one who didn't lock the door!]

[Firelight: Alright, alright, Cetalli, relax. It's not entirely the child's fault. Orloren, go play in the vegetable garden.]

Honestly, if you miss me, just say so! Do you think I'd ignore you?

[Paimon: Luminous, you're just trying to take advantage of Sitrus, aren't you!]

[Rin: Oh, I see. It means your grandma has a headache, not your grandma's headache!]

[Empty: This kid, who taught him Chinese? Talking like that, he must have gotten a lot of beatings.]

"Ah, Grandpa!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Sora and Paimon turned around together. Seeing that it was Orloren, Sora readily agreed.

"What's wrong, you little brat!"

Paimon, seeing that Kong looked like he wasn't satisfied with getting a good deal, complained:

"Why does that sound like an insult?"

Euron looked at the empty space anxiously and said:

"Grandpa, something terrible has happened!"