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Chapter 94 Ying: Funina, let me explain! I'm innocent! (Second update)

"System: Friends, today's last video pays tribute to a classic. Please look forward to it."

"I, Tadalia, am back! How dare they bombard me with cannons? Don't I have any dignity?"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Dartaria: You can tell from this title that I'm going to suffer (╥_╥)]

[Ying: Dada Duck, try to think positively. Maybe you weren't hurt too badly.]

Inside the Opérale Opera House in Fontaine, Furness judges the traveler who has toured seven countries.

"Traveler, this water god declares that you are guilty of a heinous crime for leaking Fontaine's secrets, and are sentenced to death immediately without trial."

Upon hearing Funina's verdict, Ying's mouth dropped open in surprise. After thinking for a moment, she realized she couldn't come up with a solution. She glanced around and then suddenly rushed to her left.

Clarinde happened to be in that position and noticed that Ying was trying to escape, so she fired a warning shot at the roof.

Seeing this, Ying had no choice but to retreat, hoping to persuade Funina to let her leave.

[Ying: Isn't this supposed to be a fan-made Dada Duck? How did it become me being sentenced to death?]

[Star: Maybe you're the real protagonist; this way of dying is even more hilarious.]

[D'Artagnan: That hurts, friend. Don't be so blunt.]

[Ring: Ying's leak of classified information resulted in an immediate death sentence! No explanation needed, so swift!]

[Woman: In fact, the trial in Fontaine was more of a performance, very time-consuming, and not as hasty and efficient as it appears in the video.]

[Zhong Li: From a generally rational perspective, it is not very appropriate to put serious trials together with entertaining operas.]

"Wait, listen to me, I'm innocent..."

Ying looked in Funina's direction, preparing to explain her reasons, but someone else beat her to it.

At this moment, another traveler, Kong, looked at Funina on the judgment platform and said anxiously:

"Wait, listen to me! I'm innocent! I didn't leak any secrets about Fengdan! You should all have a conscience!"

Everyone in Teyvat knows I'm mute, and you're actually framing a mute for leaking state secrets... That's outrageous! Holy crap!

Ying watched as the traveler, Kong, was shot dead before he could finish speaking. The bullet pierced his chest, and he fell straight forward.

[Furina: Are they taking me for an idiot? What mute person can talk?]

[Navilette: Although Ms. Furnessa is indeed not very clever, she is not someone who can be easily fooled.]

[Navia: Exactly, Lady Frinna does have a brain.]

[Furina: You guys...you're awful! Stop calling me stupid!]

[Ying: Brother looks so wronged, it doesn't seem like he's acting, but he still died.]

[Silver Wolf: The inability to speak is part of your game's design, and besides, don't you guys have external organs? —Paimon, the Mouth of God]

[Paimon: Paimon is Paimon, not the Mouth of God.]

[Sora: Little sister, you're in a similar situation! You're tied up too. It's okay, we'll meet again eventually.]

[Star: Is this line meant here? I feel like you're being really mean.]

[Ying: How dare you curse me, brother? You're finished! If I ever run into you, you'll be in big trouble.]

"Lord Water God, Lord Grass God and I are good friends. We often play cards together..."

When Ying saw that someone had tried this method and failed, she had a flash of inspiration and came up with a new reason.

Just like before, a newcomer was brought in halfway through the story and stole his lines.

Later, he was a stragglers who arrived without his hat. He looked at Funina, told her about his background, and hoped that he could be rescued.

"Wait, wait! My godmother is the Little Lucky Grass King, and my biological mother is Thor!"

Fulina ignored the fact that the soldier was taking a walk, and with a wave of her hand, the machine gunner beside her began to fire. After a burst of fire, the skirmisher fell.

[Ring: Good grief, this one burst has offended two countries at once.]

Uncle Yang: Of course, after all, he's the child of the Thunder God and the Grass God.

[Navilette: If such a case were to occur, I would definitely handle it, not Ms. Funina, so there's no need to worry.]

[Furina: Navelette, what do you mean by this?!]

Kiana: You're so stupid!

After the two gentlemen stalled for time, Ying had freed one of her bound hands and silently looked at the Eye of the Water God she had taken out.

As soon as she looked up, she saw that Datalia on her right had broken free completely before her, and the Eye of God had been activated.

Ying was surprised that he was so fast and kept mocking the other side, as if he had some serious illness.

"With Vilette gone, let's see who can stop me today, hahahaha..."

"You think killing my son, D'Artagnan, is so easy?!"

After saying that, D'Artagnan assumed the Ryuki transformation pose and activated his Demon Lord Armament.

A purple lightning-attribute shield appeared around him, blocking the machine gun fire, and then he raised his middle finger towards Funina.

After mocking Funina, the young master decided to capture the leader first and used his lightness skill to leap towards Funina's direction.

"A crow flies an airplane!"

The result was the same; it hadn't flown very far before it was shot down by a rocket launcher shell fired by Claurind.

Ying stared in astonishment at the rocket launcher that Clarind had somehow pulled out, and at the crashed Tartaglia, her mouth agape.

[Funinga: Fontaine Technology, kid!]

Clarinde: How dare you disrespect Lady Frinna! I'll turn you from a crow into a roast duck!

[Scout: As expected of a death worthy of a title, isn't that Tadalia!]

[D'Artagnan: You weren't much better off, you mentioned both your mothers, and you still got shot.]

[Star: To this, all I can say is]

[Rin: In the end, it seems only a fragment of the mask fell down.]

[Aha: Hahaha, this is so much fun!]

[Ying: So, am I dead or not?]

"System: That's not important. Anyway, I'm not the one who's going to die from this. Everyone gets a bonus clip after the lottery."

[Ying: System, you're such a short-circuit hog...]

"System: Your reward has been cancelled if you continue to insult me!"

[Ying: I was wrong, System Brother, I'll start... activating ice elemental power right now!]

Yay! I've collected all seven elements without even going to Winter Solstice!

[Empty: System, I'll deal with you after I finish drawing... Skill: Ten Cold Jokes O Poop Superman]

This ability... let's give it to Yuan Shang, after all, there aren't many cultured people left in the Abyss Order.

[Yuan Shang: Although I'm very grateful that Your Highness thought of me, may I refuse?]

[Empty: What do you think! ...Damn it! System, settle the score! My sister has never even acted cute towards me, why are you the first to do it?! (。?`ω'?)]

System: What right do you have? Because I have good stuff, because I paid for it! I can't be bothered with you, you siscon! (?_?)

[Skip: Damn it! You bastard!]

[Frinna: I pulled a blue super greatsword! It looks so familiar!]

[Fukaros: Doesn't this look familiar? Isn't it the one who cut me down?]

[Furina: ...You know what, this sword that was used to cut you is really good, very easy to use...]

Kiana: Your Teyvat mental state seems pretty erratic.

[Skirmisher: Flight speed doubles while consuming the same amount of resources; feels like a speed-type unit now, not bad.]

[Clorind: A complete set of Marco Polo skill books; it felt pretty good after using it.]

{Thanks to Yin Chengxiu from the Hanging Mountain for the bubble tea.}

Thank you to I am a little comrade, Illusory Second Stage, the author's playing (father) zither, and someone who generates electricity with love.

Thank you to the following three users for their love and support: 杀戮红尘 (Shalu Hongchen), 土豆丝炒土豆片 (Tudousi Chao Tudoupian), 爱吃泡椒炒猪心的宝鼎 (Aichi Paojiao Chao Zhuxin De Baoding), 怜貮蔬 (Lianlinglin), 马甲女主都是我的Harem (Majia Nuzhu Dou Shi Wo De Hougong), and 崩坏烧鸡 (Benghuai Shaoji).

Thanks to @Ohlala's two people who gave their all!

Chapter 95 Qingque: Where are Xiao Guizi's clothes? Why was the live stream banned? (First update)

[Aha: Let's have some more of the Fu Qing series from before, Aha wants to have some fun!]

"System: Since the God of Joy has made this request, we can't refuse! Let's go!"

[Qingque: Just because He wants it doesn't mean you have to give it to Him!]

[Furina: How can you say that! Who doesn't enjoy watching others have fun!]

The "Tae-bo Wants-to-Eat-Candy Incident"

(Source: YouTuber)

"Welcome to Fireworks TV! I'm your beloved host, Fireworks. Let's continue to enjoy Qingque and Fu Xuan's blissful life."

~~~~~~~Cool!~~~~~~~(Blue Sparrow)

"We kindly went to the clinic to offer our condolences to the Grand Diviner, but she not only didn't appreciate it, she also—"

Before Qingque could finish complaining, Hanabi already knew what was going to happen next and asked in advance:

"You got a big beating again, didn't you?"

Qingque was quite surprised that Hanabi had asked about it in advance.

"Hey! How did you know! We were publicly disciplined, we lost all face!"