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Seeing Bell's questioning eyes staring at him, Caesar said awkwardly:

"Isn't that...not the kind of old-age mafia?"

Bell was stunned by Caesar's amazing thought process.

"Of course not!!! (⊙Д⊙)"

Even Caesar couldn't believe that his judgment had been wrong.

"He was so good at sparring?!" (o Д o*)

Billy understood the other meaning in Caesar's words and covered his head with his hands.

"You even resorted to violence?! (O△O)"

fairy: Correction: It appears that a gang from out of town, involved in a double-cross, allegedly assaulted an innocent elderly person.

Zhe, listening to everyone's conversation, was speechless at Caesar's ability to cause trouble.

That's true... (；!＿!)

Regarding this matter, Billy could only think of one solution, and he looked at Zhe:

"Manager, can I borrow your car? I need to get Sister Caesar out of New Elidu as soon as possible."

[Caesar: Billy, no way! We've only been out for a short while!]

[Billy: But Caesar, your ability to unintentionally cause trouble is just too amazing!]

[Lucy: Let's try to avoid letting Caesar do the purchasing. We can handle it ourselves; it's safer that way.]

[Paipai: Great idea!]

Billy: I'm genuinely worried that the sheriff's office will arrest Calydon's son one day.

[Caesar: How could you do this? You must believe me!]

Upon hearing that Billy was going to send him back, Caesar struggled to break free while explaining that he had other things to do.

"I still haven't bought everything I need to take back! Those idiots only bought meat and vegetables for barbecue, the rest..."

During the fight, a square white package fell from Caesar's body. Bell looked at Caesar with her bright eyes, wondering how she would explain it this time.

"Um... this is flour."

Caesar's words are still credible, but Rin can't help but feel the urge to make sarcastic remarks.

"Who wraps flour like that?! (◣д◢)"

Caesar knew this bag looked odd, and explained sheepishly:

"I'm just afraid of leaks (￣ω￣;)"

fairy: Out-of-town gangs are suspected of smuggling drugs in New Elido.

[Lucy: It would be a miracle if this wasn't misunderstood]

[March 7: This packaging looks like an old-fashioned explosive pack, or it could be drugs.]

Kiana: Under normal circumstances, who would wrap flour like this? There's something wrong with it!

Caesar knew this would happen, and explained his reasons to Bell:

"I knew that buying it separately would cause misunderstandings! This wasn't leftover stock, and for some reason, they wouldn't sell it to me when I went to buy it!"

Before I could even argue with them, Billy dragged me over (。?`ω'?)”

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Chapter 87 If Hanabi and Vita fell into the water, who would you save? (Second Update)

Billy, looking nervously at Caesar who was puffed up like a pufferfish, explained:

"I thought you'd gotten into trouble!"

Ling was curious about what Caesar wanted that he wouldn't sell.

"What is this? Of course I'll sell it to you..."

"It's just sugar and charcoal! (。o_o)"

After Caesar finished speaking, the room fell silent, and she looked at the other people's reactions with incomprehension.

Why aren't you saying anything?

Finally, it was Fairy who explained the reason for everyone's silence to Caesar: The humor involved out-of-town gang members seemingly carrying drugs and openly purchasing materials for improvised explosive devices—truly hilarious.

After listening to Fairy's analysis, Caesar panicked just like Billy had at the beginning.

"How am I supposed to know these things can be used to make bombs? Σ(°Д°)"

Billy was terrified, repeatedly saying "It's all over, it's all over." Bell looked at her speechlessly and said:

"All of Caesar's actions combined are so egregious that she could never clear her name, even if she jumped into the Yellow River. (⊙__⊙；)"

"Anyway, before the police find out, let's drive her out...get out!"

Knowing that Caesar was beyond saving, Zhe prepared to take her to the outer ring road by bicycle from the back garage.

As soon as they opened the door, they found Qingyi, who was playing with Bangbu, looking up at them. Zhe had no choice but to slowly close the door again.

Hearing their conversation, Qingyi darted to the door, opened it, and said to them:

"Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely!" (?_?)

[Zhe: I'm doomed, and I just got caught!]

[Qingyi: Is it possible that you're overthinking things?]

[Zhu Yuan: The Public Security Bureau won't arrest people without a proper investigation, so you can rest assured.]

[Ying: I feel this situation is normal, after all, Fairy's analyses really make people overthink.]

[Star: Having this artificial intelligence is a blessing for you all ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Ring: So it's all Fairy's fault for making such a bad analysis, that's exactly right.]

After being caught red-handed by Qingyi, everyone had no choice but to recount the whole story to her again.

Qingyi was speechless at the thought processes of these people, and explained to them:

"We're looking for Ms. Caesar because a guy named Piggy got lost in the city center. We heard she's their leader, so we wanted to confirm and take him back. (?_?)"

After hearing Qingyi's explanation, Billy breathed a sigh of relief and said thankfully:

"Thank goodness (=ω=；)"

Hearing that it wasn't his fault, Caesar said matter-of-factly:

"These pig-like people are really a headache."

"Do you even have the right to judge others?!"

While Ling was complaining, Qingyi called Xiren to explain the situation.

"Hey, hey...it's me...it's true...your dear nephew has been found (⊙?⊙)"

As Ling listened to Qingyi's phone call, the more she listened, the more something seemed off, and she complained:

"Wait a minute, who is this XXX? (◣o◢)"

[Caesar: It turns out it wasn't my fault! ?(`?')?]

[Lucy: So what are you so proud of? You have quite a few problems too! From now on, have someone accompany you when you go out.]

[Ring: Caesar is such a worry! You've got a lot on your plate, Lucy.]

[Qiong: The Son of Calydon absolutely cannot be without Lucy, otherwise I feel there will be big problems]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: I feel like I might get surrounded and attacked by the police because of some inexplicable misunderstanding]

"System: Come on everyone, it's time for the lucky draw!"

[Ling: A passive effect that allows you to receive an extra reward from the daily scratch card game. Even a small reward is still a reward.]

[Zhe: It's a luxury car, but there's a note: every time you brake, it's a gamble of luck; replacing the brakes won't help.]

[Star: What the heck? Schrödinger's brakes? Will they even work?]

[Billy: Oh ho ho~, it's Monica's complete photobook, and the final version at that!]

[Caesar: Eh, it's an item, Naofumi Iwatani's shield. A lot of its skill tree skills are grayed out; it seems I have to unlock them myself.]

Bernice: Isn't this perfect? ​​You also use a shield.

[Qingyi: I drew a set of Qingque's clothes, but why does it have a temperature?]

[Qingque: My Lord, please save me! While playing cards, my outer clothes suddenly disappeared, and I was completely covered in mosaics. I was then caught by the Cloud Cavalry during their anti-prostitution raid and arrested!]

[Jing Yuan: Uh... Fu Qing, your subordinates are quite unique. Go and rescue them quickly.]

"System: There haven't been any highlights lately, let's continue. Here's a crossover event across four worlds."

If Hanabi and Vita fell into the water, who would you save?

(Source: Content from content creator "Dimensional Bacteria QAQ")

"Dream Seeker, if Hanabi and Vita fell into the water, who would you save first?"

The dream seeker only needed a moment to think about Ying's question before arriving at the answer.

“I can liquidate their estates.”

"What if nothing unexpected happens to them?"

The dreamer thought about it and realized it was indeed possible, and happily said:

"Then let them buy insurance first..."

"and then?"

The dream seeker solemnly explained the follow-up procedures.