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"As expected of a criminology consultant, he actually came up with this method."

"As expected of a video store owner who has watched countless movies, his acting was indeed superb, especially the scene where he was whipped."

Hearing Jane's praise of her acting skills, Ling proudly revealed a Dragon King-like smile.

"Because that scene wasn't acted out."

Upon hearing Ling's explanation, Jane's expression darkened, tinged with a hint of shock.

[Ambition: The part where Rin acts like a thug feels even more perverted than a real pervert.]

[Qingque: This is revealing her true nature!]

Kiana: Even if Rin didn't say it, it doesn't seem like she's acting.

[Rin: As a beautiful girl, what's wrong with being a little lecherous! I just love being close to pretty girls, and I'm proud of it!]

System: Come on, come on, the video's over, time to draw rewards!

[Simplified: It seems to be a passive skill that doubles damage against cat-like creatures.]

Then go and try it out on the cat-like creature.

[Nekota: Nekota eats mackerel, not mice. Don't look for me, meow.]

[Ring: Why did I get something from the system?! And 300 film?! (Confused emoji)]

"System: It's too boring to just give out rewards! We should also set up some minor negative rewards."

That's how you get a good viewing experience. After all this time, you're the first one to win! Aren't you happy?

[Ring: I'm so happy for you, you *****! Give me back my hard-earned money, you bastard…]

System: Hey, teacher! You called for me? I'm coming right now. Goodbye, everyone!

... (Yesterday was Christmas Eve, congratulations everyone for living another day.)

"System: Friends, I, Hu Hansan, am back! Get ready, the excitement is about to begin!"

"Never let travelers go hungry."

(Source: Content from content creator "Zhouzhou's Wonderful Adventure")

In the wilderness of Liyue, Ying was searching for something with a map in hand, drool constantly dripping from the corners of her mouth, her eyes round with hunger.

"Such a large area, are there really coconut sheep? And after we get the milk, can we roast them and eat them? Paimon?"

Paimon responded to Ying's words with a helpless sigh, and asked in return:

"Huh?...Do you mean Coconut Sheep or me...?"

Hearing Paimon's words, Yingdu was speechless and retorted:

"Paimon, Hilichurls taste better than you."

Paimon's eyes were squinting from hunger; if he hadn't been floating, he would have fallen countless times already.

"Paimon is so hungry... I don't even want to complain about the Traveler anymore... So why did the Traveler manage to spend all the Mora the Guild Leader gave him on his third day in Liyue?"

[Empty: Wait a minute, sis, how do you know Hilichurls taste better than Paimons?]

[Paimon: It's all because of Luminous's lack of self-control! Moira's speed is too fast! Sometimes when she's hungry at night, she'll eat Paimon. (Sad face)]

[Star: What a madman's diary! Firefly, you're really something!]

[Ling: That's right, you're even more amazing than Bear Grylls and Ed Stafford! You really dare to eat anything!]

[Xiangling: Paimon isn't as delicious as Hilichurls! Ying, when did you eat that? Let me try it next time! Maybe you made it wrong!]

[Paimon: Xiangling, no! Paimon isn't emergency food, nor is it edible.]

Zhongli stayed by their side the whole time, and felt apologetic when he heard Ying and Paimon's cries of pain.

“Sorry, if I hadn’t forgotten to bring money in my wallet this time… Oh right, I remember the traveler mentioned a chef named Xiangling.”

She should be in Liyue too, so why isn't Paimon going to find her?

As Paimon listened to Zhongli's method, cold sweat began to bead on his forehead, and he said awkwardly:

"Well... the main thing is that when I first met Xiangling, her eyes were exactly the same as when the traveler first saw me. (Sweating profusely - JPG)"

Zhongli listened to Paimon's reasoning and said thoughtfully, "Hmm... I don't quite understand... but you must have your reasons..."

~~~~~~~Cool!~~~~~~~

A Daweiqiu that had just arrived in Liyue was looking around, observing the surrounding scenery, and its Shanghai accent was immediately noticeable when it spoke.

"It feels quite different from Mondstadt. I need to hurry into the city and register with an adventurers' guild."

It's quite troublesome to have to explain this to other travelers every time we meet them.

Suddenly, a dark shadow with golden eyes rammed into Daweiqiu's waist.

~~~(ФωФ)~~~

Paimon, carrying his backpack, flew behind Luminous, nervously observing her current state.

"Paimon, so why did we split up with Zhongli...?"

The thought of Luminous fighting on an empty stomach made Paimon tremble with fear. For the sake of a happy life together in the future, Paimon had no choice but to split up with Luminous.

"Traveler, the way you fight when you're hungry is truly terrifying. If Master Zhongli or Young Master Zhongli saw you, I'm afraid those two eligible bachelors..."

Hearing Ying's humming, Paimon quickly finished explaining and shut up, afraid that Ying would bite him now.

"Uh...it's nothing..."

[Ningguang: I didn't realize Ying had such ambitions; she's even eyeing the Emperor and the Young Master. (Watching the drama unfold.)]

[Datalia: No way, buddy? I considered you a buddy, and you actually wanted to hit on me! Shocking JPG.]

[Zhongli: Generally speaking, Ying's idea is too audacious; I can't handle it. (Raises a glass of tea.)]

Chapter 81 Traveler, wake up! You can't eat Dawei Hill!

Ying walked to the edge of the cliff and just happened to see a Hilichurl speaking Shanghainese carrying a briefcase chasing away a wild boar.

"Are you kidding me?! Even wild boars are bullying me!"

Paimon didn't notice Ying's face darken, and looked at the wild boar running away in disappointment, saying:

"The wild boar we finally found was chased away by a Hilichurl we'd never seen before..."

Ying switched to gluttony mode, her pupils contracted, and she stared intently at Dawei Hill below, drool uncontrollably dripping from the corners of her mouth.

"It's okay, there's still one..."

Ying's words successfully stunned Paimon, giving her a bad feeling.

"Hey!? Wait a minute, you're not kidding, are you?"

Dawei Qiu, who had just chased away a wild boar at the foot of the cliff, was wiping his sweat when a shadow suddenly loomed over him, making him sense that something was wrong.

Looking up, he saw a humanoid creature with glowing eyes attacking him.

"Holy crap! What is that?! Shocking JPG"

Ying's eyes were fixed on Daweiqiu as she descended from the sky, weapon in hand.

"Food, food, food, food..."

Dawei Qiu, frightened, took out whatever he could throw from his suitcase and hurled it at the firefly in mid-air.

"Ah! Are all the people of Liyue this scary?! Don't come near me!!!"

[Kong: Little sister, you're more suited to the Abyss than Yuan Shang and the others.]

[Yuan Shang: Indeed, your mental state is more suited to the environment than ours]

[Ying: How could that be! I'm a beautiful young woman, how could I do something so damaging to my image?]

[Paimon: Thank goodness it's just fan fiction. If it were real, Paimon might actually become emergency food someday.]

Paimon searched high and low for the small bag he had found earlier while the Traveler and Great Hill were fighting.

"Oh no, is there anything that can help the traveler? Ah, I've got it!"

Paimon threw the Master Ball toward where the two were fighting.

"Go on, Lu Guoba!"

A flash of light appeared, and a guy named Guoba, wielding a greatsword and sporting red hair like Diluc, walked toward the center of the battlefield, yelling.

"Crispy rice! Crispy rice!"

Paimon commanded Lugoba to use Flamethrower, but Lugoba swung his greatsword and swept it towards Daweiqiu.

As David Hill's life hung by a thread, a slight backward lean allowed him to narrowly avoid a fatal blow. Pointing angrily at Paimon, he said:

"Oh my god! That's so despicable! A 1v1 man-on-man battle in the top lane, what are you doing here?!"

Paimon, pointing at Dawei Hill as well, said defiantly despite his lack of conviction:

"How can a gang fight between righteous allies be called despicable! Never mind, Lu Guoba, charge!"

[Luminous: I don't believe Paimon could say something like that; he must have looked it up in the dictionary! (Aha! JPG)]

[Paimon: So, what kind of image do I have in your eyes?! (Angry emoji)]

[Kaeya: Pfft~, Lu Guoba, you really look like Master Lu!]

Diluc: ...Kaeya, you're finished!

[Zhongli: Mr. Diluc, don't worry about it. Maxius was once the Demon of the Hearth.]

[Xiangling: That's right! The crispy rice won't affect your reputation.]

[Paimon: So, is calling Diluc "Luco" a bit too much of an honor for him? (Confused JPG)]

[Empty: Paimon, that's really hurting my pride. (￣ω￣;)]

Diluc: ...

Lu Guoba charged forward with Ying under Paimon's command, but unexpectedly, something went wrong, and both of them perished, lying on the ground.

Dawei Qiu watched this absurd yet harmless suicide attack and felt embarrassed for Ju Ru. Unexpectedly, Paimon suddenly pointed at him and cried, saying: