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Narrator Walter: The girls shook hands and made peace with the cat knight. The best children are those who humbly admit their mistakes. Afterwards, the three of them rode on the somersault cloud and went directly to the castle of the masked cat.

Seeing that the three of them made up so easily in the story, Shi Bao commented:

"It really is a fairy tale. In reality, they won't stop until they've beaten the other person half to death. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭"

Upon hearing Shi Bao's words, Fu Hua immediately exposed his lie, revealing his true intentions:

"That must be just you... (ーー;)"

Chapter 77 Walter: The Void Treasury is too lame!

The performance on stage continued, but a sudden conversation caught their attention.

"I can't take it anymore! Meow!"

"Hey—please don't do that! (*ノωノ)"

However, Fu Hua reached out and blocked Shi Bao's eyes to prevent her from seeing what she shouldn't see.

Narrator Walter: Hearing the goddess's scream, the three of them quickly broke down the door and rushed towards the throne, but just then, a warrior blocked their way.

Mei, in her usual cameo role as the samurai Fujiwara-shiki, looked at Bronya and the other two and tried to dissuade them:

"Back off, intruders! We can't let you advance any further! (?ω?)"

The mysterious male protagonist took the initiative to strike up a conversation and expressed his confusion.

"I recognize you, ma'am. You're the head of the Fujiwara family. Why would you associate with that philandering cat?"

There was no point in hiding it, so Mei told everyone directly and even made a threat.

"...That man promised me the right to make one wish, to bring Princess Kaguya back from the moon. This is my lifelong dream; don't stop me."

[Star: Kaguya-hime? Sora, haven't we seen her somewhere before? (-_-)ゞ]

[Black Zetsu: Who? Someone help me rescue my mother! Let's work together (???)]

[Uchiha Madara (Pure Land): Black Zetsu, you just wait, I'll get you! (?°д°)]

[Qiong: I remember now, isn't this the story of Black Zetsu rescuing his mother? ╭?( ￣ ▽￣)╭?]

Kiana: How can you say that! Mei isn't some dark-skinned girl (。?ˇ_ˇ?。)

Fu Hua: This fairy tale is so complicated ⊙▽⊙

Narrator Walter: As Fujiwara and Puss in Boots were locked in a fierce battle, the Little Match Girl and Aladdin seized the opportunity to sneak into the boss's room.

Aladdin and Carol pushed open the door and looked around, searching for the genie Timido.

"Are you alright, Miss Genie? I'm here to save you! (*^ω^*)"

The agonizing howls of the Void Treasury drew their attention.

"Aaaaaah! I can't take it anymore! No! I don't want to do calculus anymore! ψ(*｀ー')ψ"

The genie Timido floated to Void Treasury's side with a book in hand and comforted him:

"Go for it, Cat! To conquer the world, you must master calculus!"

Narrator Walter: To everyone's surprise, the genie was tutoring the masked cat.

[Uncle Yang: Void Treasury, it's only been a few days, how come you've gotten so sloppy (。?`ω'?)]

Void Treasury who can't do calculus is so lame! She's crying and making a fuss, so pitiful! ╮( ??? )╭】

[Kiana: Poor Void Archives, you have to learn calculus to rule the world ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: The Herrscher of Reason from the previous civilization, the Divine Key, will not present the problem of the current civilization, which is very reasonable (￣▽￣)~*]

Bronya was shocked by the outrageous sight before her eyes.

"Excuse me... what is this... (ー△ー；)"

The mysterious male protagonist, who had returned at an unknown time, took the initiative to explain.

"This is the price of the magic lamp; the way it grants wishes is by using divine power to force you to fulfill them yourself."

"Cat Knight, did you resolve things on your end? (⊙ω⊙;)"

Upon hearing Bronya's question, the mysterious male protagonist felt a little embarrassed.

"Uh, actually... I was the one who got taken care of (≧Ｗ≦)"

Bronya looked back and realized that it was Samurai Mei carrying him.

The absurd plot made Shi Bao laugh so hard he could hardly breathe, and Fu Hua was also amused, though not as loudly.

"Hahahaha...! ヽ(^Д^*)/."

Upon hearing the mysterious male protagonist's explanation, Mei angrily pointed her knife at Void Treasury.

"You wicked devil, you actually deceived me! I will not let the world he loves be ravaged by you! Prepare to die!"

However, Void Treasury has no intention of surrendering.

"Foolish humans! I will not surrender!"

Narrator Walter: The masked cat, in a desperate move, rushed forward, picked up the empty lamp, and shouted...

"My second wish! Genie, give me all your power! Conquering the world is something I have to do myself!"

"Wait! That wish meeting!..."

Just as the genie Timido was about to dissuade him, Void Treasury had already made his wish and was laughing happily, but his happiness didn't last long.

"Too late, hahaha! ヾ('?｀。ヾ)"

Narrator Walter: Like a flushing toilet, the masked cat was sucked into the genie lamp. Becoming a genie means enduring the same confinement. Because of being replaced, the genie Timido is free.

The mysterious male protagonist: "Greedy people never have a good ending, good kids, remember that!"

The narrator, Walter, holding the script, delivers the final ending:

"Puss in Boots took the magic lamp away and sealed it away, and Fujiwara returned to the island to reunite with Princess Kaguya."

The greatest contributors were the little match girl and Aladdin, who took in the homeless goddess and opened a lamp shop for her.

The result is gratifying! Coca-Cola—the end!

At this point, only Shi Bao and Fu Hua remained in the audience; everyone else had left.

After watching this play, Shi Bao's biggest takeaway was:

"I don't want forced studying (?_?)"

Fu Hua pondered why she had read this entire document, then looked at the treasure hunter:

"What kind of children's horror book did I just watch?! If I had that lamp, my first wish would be for you to study for 12 hours every day. (￢_￢)"

Shi Bao was terrified by Fu Hua's vicious wish and nervously said:

"What...you devil! The villain should have your name signed on his back."

Finally, the two looked at each other and smiled happily.

[Kevin: This lighting store is truly a nightmare to look at (?_?)]

Kiana: Mei, these two look so sweet! (罒ω罒)

[Treasure Seeker: If you remove that wicked wish from the old antique, it's actually quite good (*σ'?`)σ]

Pepsi: How much did Coca-Cola sponsor this show? I'll pay double! (^_^)v

[Walter: The Void Treasury and Otto should be sealed away together and never released! ???]

[Himeko Murata: Welt, calm down! Take a moment to recover, or I'll call the captain and take your mecha figure away!]

[Walter: Captain, put it down! What are you doing?! →_→]

[Captain: I'm just taking a look, just taking a look! ヾ('▽｀;)ゝ]

System: Everyone, let's draw lots! Good luck! ヾ(^▽^*)))

[Void Treasury: System, how come your prize pool still has Otto's Soul Steel Body?! →_→]

"System: Don't worry, I had Aha steal a lot of stuff from other systems. This is the loot; Otto isn't in it. ╮(‵▽′)╭"

Fu Hua: Uh, an empty lamp ╮(︶﹏︶)╭

[Treasure Hunt: A cheat code old man (o'ω'o)?]

Deadpool: Isn't this perfect! The old man stuffed it in and you got a complete magic lamp (° ? °)?

Kiana: Don't use it yet, there's a line of small print below. (?ˇ?ˇ?)

[Mei: After the genie appears, you need to grant him three wishes before you can take it back. You should just throw it away; it's trash. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

Theresa: Don't litter! Give this to Dawei!

[Aiyi: Great idea! (???)]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: I pulled a pretty useless old game cartridge, something like "Let's play it sometime later" ╮( oωo )╭]

[Carol: I didn't get anything good, just a pack of ultra-thin toilet paper, completely unusable (?_?)]

[Timido: That's it. Mei and I didn't get anything good. Just two biting balloons.]

Chapter 78 You want to eat Kiana's house again, huh!

"System: Are you awake? Stop lying in bed scrolling through your phone! Those handsome guys and beautiful girls aren't yours to keep. Get up and let's have some fun! Only the rewards are yours. (ノ°ο°)ノ"

"Ying: No! My carefully prepared meal has been stolen by Hagistar again!!"

(Source: YouTuber "中天Mifiram")

On the dock by the river outside Mondstadt, Ying angrily grabbed Xing by the collar and questioned her:

"Xing! You secretly used my account last night to draw the Rainbow Spear for Zhongli, didn't you? (。?`ω'?)"

Xing remained remarkably calm, showing no remorse whatsoever as the murderer.

"Actually, that's not the case (＾ω＾)"

Hearing Xing say that, Ying felt for a moment that she had doubted the right person.