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"Zhongli has been completely ruined."

(Source: Bilibili content creator)

Ying and Paimon were searching for Zhongli in Liyue when they happened to find him drinking tea.

Upon seeing an acquaintance, Zhongli immediately stood up to greet him, saying:

"Oh dear, this isn't a traveler, so please pay for me! (=^▽^=)"

Upon hearing Zhongli's words, Ying crossed her arms and teased:

"Oh! If I hadn't come, you were planning to dine and dash and run, weren't you? (?????)"

When Ying said that, Zhongli denied it and explained to the two of them:

"Don't talk nonsense! I've drunk half a ton of tea here. The tea here is quite a hassle!"

Paimon remembered that something seemed off earlier and looked at the others curiously.

"What were you two talking about? It looks like you're about to fight. Please don't fight! You can't beat him."

Passerby A enthusiastically explained what had happened to the two people, but his tone was very arrogant.

"I told you Zhongli was a barbarian! We were just discussing the world's first Mora, created by the Rock King Emperor."

But this Mr. Zhongli insisted on arguing with my expertise, saying I didn't understand, and then he got agitated, as if he was about to say something about celestial movement or something, and then you all came along."

Paimon looked at Zhongli, patting his chest and panting heavily.

"Phew, we've come at just the right time. (●'?'●)"

[Paimon: This fanfiction is outrageous! I don't believe Zhongli would casually throw out Heavenly Movement. (；￣д￣)]

[D'Artagnan: But going out without money is actually very realistic.]

[Ningguang: The world's first Mora? It certainly has considerable collectible value.]

[Ke Qing: The Emperor must have a deeper meaning behind doing this. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

[Aha: Passerby, how dare you offend the Rock King Emperor? You've already committed suicide???]

Ying echoed what the passerby had said:

"Ugh, Zhongli is just a shield-bearer, what does he know about the Geo Archon and the Grandmaster? ╮( oωo )╭"

"Hey, if we could get the world's first Mora, wouldn't we be rich?! ⊙▽⊙"

Hearing Paimon's idea, Passerby A solemnly assured him:

"Of course! This is a priceless treasure! ╮( oωo )╭"

Ying looked at Zhongli expectantly at the thought of getting rich.

"Zhongli, look how long I've been working at Liyue White, can you tell me where the first Mora is? You definitely know (???)"

"Of course I know, after all, I'm the one who minted the coins, but before that, I have to go to a place."

The two followed Zhongli and eventually arrived at an unexpected place—the toilet. The traveler looked at Zhongli and complained.

"I never imagined you'd come here, even if I'd shoved my head down the toilet (?_?)"

"I couldn't understand why you'd want to shove your head up in a toilet, even if I put my head in the toilet. The worst part is, Teyvat doesn't have toilets, only outhouses (￢_￢)"

Ying ignored Zhongli's words and looked at him curiously.

"No, what are you doing in a place like this? (°ο°)"

Listening to Ying's nonsense, Zhongli began to question her intelligence and asked in return:

"Now that I'm already here, do you think I can just eat? →_→"

Unexpectedly, Ying actually believed it and quickly tried to dissuade Zhongli from doing so.

"You can't eat that! I'll give you all the Mora I earned running errands today, go get something good to eat! ('⊙ω⊙`)

When Zhongli heard Ying say that, she was completely defeated by Ying's thought process.

"Are you fucking deaf? Fine, you can buy me a meal if you want! (-ι_- )"

The dog, who had watched the two chat from the doorway, was now gritting its teeth.

"Woof woof woof woof (How awful! Someone beat me to it! Fighting with a dog for food, what kind of person is that!) ヾ(。｀Д'。)ノ彡"

Chapter 75 I'm sorry, they gave us too much.

Forced to treat everyone, Ying brought two people to Wanmintang, where they were warmly received by Master Mao.

"Welcome! What would you like to eat, sir?"

I'm the best chef in this 3.8 square meter area! ヾ(^▽^*)))”

After listening to Master Mao's self-introduction, Ying noticed a problem.

Why is it 3.8 square meters instead of a whole number? (-_-)ゞ

In response, Master Mao glanced at the distance to the nearby stall and said awkwardly:

"Because if it were just 0.1 square meters more, it would be right next to that place selling offal from the Central Plains (。o_o)"

While the four were chatting, Xiangling's voice came from the doorway.

"Dad! I'm back! ╰(*'︶`*)╯"

"Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here..."

To ensure he was the best chef in the 3.8 square meter space, Chef Mao told Xiangling to leave immediately.

After yelling at Master Mao, Xiangling ran out crying.

"Waaaaah, Daddy, you don't want me anymore!"

Master Mao: I'm not that kind of person, and I would never kick Xiangling out! (；￣д￣)

[Ying: Look what Master Mao's been done to! So pitiful! ヾ(-_-;)]

Paimon: Yeah, that's right! Chef Mao's cooking skills are amazing (。＞?＜。) ]

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Ying looked at Zhongli and reminded him about Mora.

"Mr. Zhongli, how about it? Now that you're full, can you tell me where the world's first Mora was? (???)"

Zhongli used a euphemistic approach to tell Ying Mora her location.

"Traveler, where do you think you should place the golden Mora so it's least likely to be spotted? (?_?)"

However, Ying didn't hear it and actually started analyzing it.

"It's common knowledge that you couldn't possibly be rich, given your background. (⊙?⊙)"

Zhongli couldn't stand it anymore; it was Ying's fault for making fun of him while guessing.

"Traveler, you're still not smart enough. Come with me. (￢_￢)"

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (On the road)

Upon arriving at the destination, Yingma felt a chill run down her spine. How familiar this place was—the outhouse.

"No, why is it here again! ψ(｀__')ψ"

Because it was night, the outhouse was illuminated with a golden glow. Ying looked around and found that Zhongli was gone, so she started calling out loudly, hoping that Zhongli would respond.

"Hey, Zhongli? Where's Zhongli? ∑('△｀)?!"

At this moment, Zhongli quietly walked up behind Ying with small, quick steps and unexpectedly pushed Ying into the latrine with a single shot.

"Holy crap, what are you doing! You didn't... Hey! Why did you bury the treasure here?! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴"

Ying walked behind Zhongli, carrying two things, listening to his explanation.

"Traveler, as a wise man, I certainly wouldn't just leave the first Mora there, so I melted it down into the device you hold. ╮( oωo )╭"

Upon hearing Zhongli's explanation, Ying suddenly realized what he meant and remembered Zhongli's initial warning.

"So you were already hinting at where the treasure was from the very beginning, but I never imagined you'd hide it in a place like that (-ι_- )"

[Herria (spirit): So who turned my house into a toilet?! And it's a dry toilet! I'm going to go to her house and scare her to death! (╬◣д◢)]

[Star: This is really tragic! But I really want to laugh! (￣▼￣)]

[Ying: Come to my house! I did it! I'll take good care of you! ???]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: You've got abacus beads in my face! You just want that girl's body! →_→]

[Sora: I despise you! Trying to seduce an innocent girl. (?_?)]

"I'm a germaphobe, and I get really uncomfortable if too many people know where I bury my treasures. ╮(︶﹏︶)╭"

Hearing Zhongli's explanation, Ying felt that she couldn't understand Zhongli's thought process.

"You're a germaphobe, why did you bury this thing there? d(OдO?)"

As Zhongli spoke, he began to inhale. He sensed a strange smell nearby and looked at Ying.

"Is there a problem? Sniff...sniff...what's that smell? ∑('△｀)?!"

Upon hearing Zhongli's question, Ying pointed to the two tools in her hands and reminded him:

"What other flavor could these two things have?"

Zhongli told Ying to take them, and then he manipulated the rock element to sink the two items into the sea. Ying was shocked by Zhongli's actions and exclaimed:

"Hey, what are you doing?! Why did you throw it away?! (ΩДΩ)"

Zhongli watched as the two objects slowly sank and explained:

"It's covered in poop (O_O)"

Ying looked at her newly acquired treasure with heartache, now gone just like that, and said anxiously:

"Why don't you just call the young master over and wash it with water? It'll still be usable! Besides, wasn't that meant for me? I'm not a germaphobe! (╥﹏╥)"

Zhongli's mind went into deep thought, and after figuring it out, he looked up and stared at Ying.

"Then go try to fish it out again! (?_?)"

"Zhongli, you son of a bitch! (?｀ェ'?)つ"