Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Pine Sparrow: What's with all this island stuff? I'll go try out a few myself (???)]

"Reward: Ichito Araki, Kabuto Transformation Device (It was optimized because it wouldn't come over)."

[Arataki Kazuto: Oh ho ho, I think I can put the Hercules I caught onto the transformation device! This is so much fun!]

[Kuki Shinobu: It seems like the boss hasn't changed much. Is this just a toy?]

[Tendou Souji: After all, it's just an ordinary insect, with at most a layer of armor.]

"Reward Helia with Billy's combat skills (crouching and spinning while shooting)."

"Reward Coralie: The Clear Sky Hammer (Modified Version) (It has all the functions of your previous hammer, and it can even change size!)"

[Tang Shenwang: How dare you use my things as a reward? System, you've met your doom!]

System: Damn it... I've given you a hard time! You still want to hit me?! Don't think I can't do anything to you! (￢_￢)

Hey, dear teacher, someone's bullying your precious student! (?ω? )”

The system's teacher floated over, glanced at the situation, and said irritably:

"You can't even beat a protagonist who's practically on the ground of countless worlds? If you don't work harder, I'll make you fail your exam!"

I've taken care of it for you this time; you'll have to deal with it yourself next time. →_→”

[Tang Shenwang: You just wait, there are thousands upon thousands more of me coming to take revenge... (?_?)]

[Ying: Where did this abstract thing come from?]

[Haoyangming: It's possible that it wasn't cleaned thoroughly during the previous cleaning.]

"System: Don't worry, there won't be a next time. I'm going home now!"

[Qingque: Don't plant your flag randomly in the system, it'll cause trouble (￣ェ￣;)]

[Aha: As the strongest pioneer, Aha will go check out that world and have some fun!]

[Akivili: What you said after that was the truth, right? Count me in!]

Chapter 68 Paimon: Luminous's Bedtime Habits Are Too Unique

"System: Hello everyone! Today I'm bringing you a really exciting video. ???"

[Ying: How explosive is it? (?????)]

[Hao Yangming: Don't worry, it's so exciting you won't be able to stop smiling! ヽ(￣ω￣(￣ω￣〃)ゝ]

[Aha: Aha smells fun! (*σ'?`)σ]

[Rin: I feel like this episode is going to be really interesting. (???)]

"Love Poem Recitation"

(Source: content creator "寄幺妖")

Yingmei was feeling a bit bored lately, so she went to the Adventurers' Guild to find Catherine.

"Catherine, I've been so bored lately! They just released a new version, right? Any requests? (?_?)ヾ"

"Ah! Do you want something lighthearted or something more casual? (⌒o⌒)"

Upon hearing Catherine's question, Paimon blurted out his beautiful fantasy:

"The easier it is, the better!"

"Then let's go win this year's Nobel Prize!"

Upon hearing Catherine's request, Fluorite froze by the roadside, but quickly recovered, standing with his hands on his hips and looking at Catherine:

"This...this isn't easy at all! Besides, there's no such thing as a Nobel Prize in our world! (?_?)"

Seeing that Ying was unwilling to accept this task, Catherine tried another one:

"How about... we try being paratroopers?"

Ying, with one hand supporting herself against the invisible wall and a rose dangling from her mouth, reminded him:

"He's my husband! You're not allowed to touch him!"

[Yae no Miko: Cannon! When did you get married? Or were you a traveler?]

[Lei Movie: Yeah, I can't watch my kid get harmed! This Ying isn't a good person!]

[Ying: Mom, Auntie, don't say that!]

[Soldier: Don't shout nonsense, who's your husband!]

Deadpool: Just a heads-up, Ms. Bright, the skirmisher and your brother share the same voice actor. Don't you two look weird together? (?????)

Catherine was speechless at the demands of these two, so she had no choice but to find a recent small event for them to sign up for.

"How about you go to the Order Academy and participate in the love poem recitation contest? If you place, you'll get 100 Primogems. →_→"

Paimon's expression brightened when he heard about the mission.

"Hmph! We're quite good at writing love poems! Travelers are pretty romantic people, you know! (*￣︶￣)"

I remember her saying to me yesterday: Paimon, the most romantic thing I can think of is taking a dump with you.

Oh my god, the travelers are so romantic! We're definitely going to win this time! ＼（￣︶￣）／”

After accepting the commission, Ying arrived at the competition venue and became somewhat worried, looking at Paimon with teary eyes.

"Paimon, what do we do?! (?ω? )"

"Traveler, you're asking me? →_→"

"I've never written poetry before! (?ω? )"

Paimon was speechless as he looked at the now-regretful traveler.

"You accepted the commission so readily; I thought you'd already finished writing it! (?_?)"

"You need to think of something quickly, Paimon! (=ω=；)"

"Oh, just stutter a little when you speak, and make some pauses."

At this moment, an NPC holding a water cup came over to watch the match and immediately recognized the Traveler.

"Isn't this the famous traveler?! Hurry up! Are you here to recite love poems or something? ( ￣▽￣)σ"

NPC number two was also getting impatient and urged the two to hurry up:

"Yeah, hurry up! I've heard about your achievements! If you don't start soon, I'll send you my Nobel Prize medal!"

With so many people watching, Ying could only say a few words casually, but to her surprise, the audience cheered as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Cough, cough, I... o(*////▽////*)"

"Excellent! Excellent poem! What a wonderful poem!"

The audience's reaction made Ying even more nervous, and her expression became distorted.

"Holy crap, I haven't even officially started yet! What do I do, Paimon, help me!"

"There's no other way! Ugh... ugh... ugh... ah...!"

Paimon sensed something was wrong and started to unleash his power. After performing a 360° Thomas Flair in the air, his intelligence took over.

"The road to Mount Sumeru is truly difficult to travel! Sometimes it meanders and twists, like a winding path; other times it is straight and steep, like a straight road. ('-﹏-`)"

Ying felt that Paimon's poetry was getting increasingly off, and asked curiously:

"Paimon, why does this sound so familiar? ←_←"

Paimon spread his hands, showing no fear whatsoever, and even a hint of schadenfreude on his face.

"Yes! This is your diary! →_→"

[Sino: Ying's cultural level is really something, it's like mud dripping down his crotch! (；!＿!)]

[Qiong: What do you mean?]

[Screw Gum: Even if it's not shit, it's still shit! ...]

[March 7th: Got it, you don't need to explain anymore! Please rest! (-_-)ゞ]

Kiana: Um, I feel like Luminous's educational level is about the same as some elementary school students! (；!д!)

Ying, completely baffled by Paimon's explanation, angrily retorted:

"What are you doing! Reciting my diary in this kind of situation!"

While the two were arguing, an NPC appeared out of nowhere, holding a microphone and hanging upside down from the ceiling, talking incessantly.

"Counterattack!! Counterattack!!"

Ying was even angrier when she saw the guy who suddenly appeared, and her sarcastic spirit burned brightly.

"Why did they suddenly start battling?! And where did this host even come from?! (╬￣皿￣)"

The host ignored Ying's complaints and just kept counting down.

"5! 4! 3! 2!..."

As the host counted down, Ying was a little flustered and had no choice but to use Paimon's method.

"Damn it! There's no way out! (▼皿▼メ;)"

Ah! I wish I could become a silent bucket! To think of nothing! Just to be used to hold food!

Upon hearing what Ying read aloud, Paimon couldn't sit still any longer and angrily pointed at the Traveler, saying:

"Don't you dare memorize my diary!" (乂｀д')

"Aren't you memorizing my diary too! (｀皿' #)"

Paimon saw that Ying still dared to talk back to him, so he decided to continue reciting, since it wasn't his own diary anyway.

"Damn it! You just wait, Traveler! (。?`ω'?)

As a traveler, my favorite thing to do every night is to pinch my butt by the moonlight! (?.??‵)”

The traveler, not to be outdone, continued reciting Paimon's diary, focusing on a mutually destructive relationship.

"I, Paimon, love watching the Traveler under the moonlight at night! And pinching my own butt! Hehe (╬￣皿￣)"