Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Shibao: Exactly! Being an old relic is one thing, but why am I one too?! It's not my fault it's flat. (o`~'o)]

[Star: But it looks so symmetrical (￣▽￣)~*]

Kiana: But this fan art is seriously hilarious! (*σ'?`)σ

"System: The fragment is too small, so we'll just do a random draw instead of sending it out separately."

"Congratulations, Captain, you have obtained 280 crystals."

"Congratulations Fu Hua, one box of Black Iris Eggs."

"Congratulations, Li Sushang, on receiving a custom-made outfit."

"Congratulations on your valuable discovery! You've won a brand new mobile phone."

"System: The short story is a bit too short. It's not time to leave work yet? Send a few more, but there's no reward today! (。-`ω'-)"

[Aha: The reward doesn't matter, as long as we have fun!]

[Fireworks: Rakugo is right!]

[Ying: I think the system has been hacked. →_→]

System: What are you saying? You dare to slander me! You must be punished! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

"Go for it, Paimon, quadruple your appetite!"

(Note: Last time it was reduced by half to 15, this time it has doubled to 60 per month)

[Luminous: No way! I can't support Paimon! Ningguang, do you want her? She's yours! ∑(??д??lll)]

[Paimon: Luminous, if you dare abandon Paimon, I'll let you experience the power of Paimon's muscles (?'-')?]

The reporter chose Luofu as their first stop and happened to run into Danfeng and Yingxing shopping there, so they went over with their microphones.

What is the thing that makes you feel most embarrassed?

(Source: YouTuber "EverydayWantToSleepra")

Since Danfeng didn't speak, Yingxing answered the question.

"I got drunk from drinking soy milk and went to my boyfriend's house to sleep, wearing his lace-trimmed underwear."

Just then, Danfeng gave a very informative answer.

"No, that one belongs to Jingyuan. (?_?)"

Upon hearing this, Ying Xing turned his head in shock and stared at Dan Feng with wide eyes.

[March 7th: Hold on, let me catch my breath, there's so much information here! ⊙ω⊙]

[Qiong: So Danfeng and Ren were actually a couple before?! (*?ロ?)!!]

[Ying: And Danfeng is also dating Jingyuan at the same time! (°Д°)]

[Dan Heng: Goodness, Dan Feng is playing this trick? No wonder Ren is chasing you! (?_?)]

[Danfeng: Slander! It's all slander! Jingyuan, come out and prove your innocence! ╰（‵□′）╯]

[Jingyuan: On vacation, please broadcast later...]

[Silver Wolf: If Kafka hadn't hypnotized Blade in time, I think he could have reached Danfeng by now. (≡_≡；)]

[Empty: There are five people, and three perverts (*σ'?`)σ]

The second destination was Pinocchio, where the interviewees were company executives Topa and Emerald.

"Miss Toppa, do you still miss your first love?"

Topa answered the question without the slightest hesitation.

Not at all. (o˙▽˙o)

"why?"

When faced with the second question, Topa lowered his head, avoiding looking at the camera, and answered:

"Because my first love wasn't mine."

The reporter was completely taken aback by Toppa's words and couldn't process what he was saying.

What do you mean?

"It's mine. (^_^)"

Jade explained the answer to the question and even prepared to extend her right hand to prove it, but Toppa slapped it down each time, blushing.

Narrator: Many people's first love is their right hand.

Kiana: So, why was Miss Toppa's first love Miss Emerald's right hand? ('｀;) ?

Mei: Kids shouldn't ask so many questions! /(//o/ω/o//)/

[Qiong: Could it be that Miss Emerald helped Toppa with "QQ Space"?! (oAoChuan)]

[Scott: Don't worry, boss, I didn't see anything! I'm logging off now ε＝ε＝ε＝(#＞д＜)ノ]

[Paimon: These two, along with the two above, seem to be high-ranking members of the faction!]

[Ying: So those at the top really know how to play dirty tricks! ⊙▽⊙]

[Topa: That's all slander! Emerald and I have a purely professional superior-subordinate relationship! /(//o/ω/o//)/]

[Jade: Little Yelena and I aren't in that kind of relationship! (⌒_⌒)]

[Rin: I don't believe it, there must be something fishy going on (?.??‵)]

Zhe: Little sister, be rational, don't let your mind be filled with lewd nonsense (；￢_￢)

Chapter 66 My name is Chaska, and I am a sea patrolman.

The interviewer decided to return to the Immortal Ship to clear his head, so he went to the Taibu Temple in Luofu.

"Miss Qingque, when was the last time you laughed from the bottom of your heart?"

Qingque glanced at Fu Xuan beside her, then looked at the camera.

"When the diviner praised me for being amazing (=^▽^=)"

Because Fu Xuan didn't want to lie to the reporters, he told the truth.

"Yes, that was the first time I lied (?_?)"

Qingque stared intently at Fu Xuan with her resentful little eyes, hoping she would take back her hurtful words.

[Fireworks: So it was true before, the Grand Diviner did everything when there was something to do, and did everything else when there was nothing to do. (?????)]

[Qingque: How dare we! That's the Grand Diviner! (=ω=；)]

Due to the awkward atmosphere, the interviewers moved on to a new target on the Star Train.

"Mr. Silver Branch, what have you accomplished so far?"

When asked this question, Yinzhi's face showed three parts pride, three parts disdain, and four parts "I'm so awesome!"

"It's just 15 seconds, what's there to be proud of! o('^｀)o"

Potio was very displeased with Silverbranch's appearance and bluntly said:

"Holy crap, it took me 12 seconds to take off my clothes. →_→"

[Haoyangming: Pfft, hahaha... Yinzhi... you... ( ￣▽￣)σ]

[Silver Branch: Pure Beauty will forgive you, but I won't. Knight's Charge! (＊｀д')]

[Haoyangming: Poteo, is Silver Branch really only three seconds? ...I will definitely come back!]

[Potio: Holy crap, two more shots.]

[Star: Is this really okay?]

[Pottior: Whatever, I don't get many appearances anyway. ╮(‵▽′)╭]

Narrator: Please welcome the next victim.

"Mr. Sand Gold, if today were the last day of your life, what would you do?"

The answer given by Alluvial Gold is the same as most people's, yet also different.

"Deleted all the little movies I made with Latio."

"What kind of adult film?"

Before Sand Gold could finish speaking, Ladio interrupted him and corrected his mistake.

"That's the one..."

That's not a pornographic film, it's a GIF.

Kiana: Mei, what's a GIF?

[Mei: Kids shouldn't be curious about everything. I'll teach you when I have time. /(//o/ω/o//)/]

[Qiong: I feel this fan fiction is even more outrageous than the idea of ​​a fictional historian.]

Gallagher: We don't usually make up these kinds of things. ? – _ – ?

"System: I'm going to find materials for tomorrow. See you all."

"System: I'm back! Are you ready, friends?!"

SpongeBob: Yes, Captain!

[Feixiao: Where did this talking sponge come from?! A bountiful scourge!]

"My name is Chaska, and I'm a sea patrolman!"

(Source: YouTuber "椿酱丶")

Paimon and Ying visited the Flower Feather Society and happened to discover something happening ahead of them.

"Wow, why is that girl suddenly crying! Should we go and comfort her, in case she does something stupid?"

As Paimon was speaking, a male voice came from behind him. He turned around and saw that it was an acquaintance.

"Hilarious! You can't expect a strong and capable swordsman like me to be judged by the standards of a twelve-year-old!"