Ying first held up the pistol and said:

"This is a miracle product for removing blackheads!"

Then, she walked to the Louis XVI Pleasure Terrace and said with a proud expression:

"This is a miracle product for getting rid of gray hair!"

Paimon glanced at the two beauty filters, then looked at Ying:

"Can't you come up with something new? (?_?)"

[Erhesen: In a sense, that's not wrong!]

[March 7th: What kind of abstract, hellish jokes are these?! (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻]]

[Qiong: Don't get excited, it's March 7th! ┬—┬ ノ( ' - 'ノ) ]

The two bickered and teased each other, and soon it was evening. Paimon pointed to the sky.

"Traveler, look! It's a shooting star! Make a wish!"

Ying clasped her hands together, her attitude towards making a wish very devout, silently reciting her wish in her heart:

"Shooting star, I wish I had more opportunities to speak! I don't want to be mute anymore!"

Paimon made his wish first, then looked at Luminous and asked curiously:

"Traveler, what did you wish for?"

"I wish that everyone can find their own belly button!"

Paimon was speechless when he heard Ying's wish:

"Can't you make a wish that can come true?"

[Hiranoin Heizo: So, does the navel here refer to the Eye of God?]

[Kuki Shinobu: That should be it. It really is a wish that's almost impossible to fulfill.]

The next morning at nine o'clock, it was shaking wildly.

"Traveler, wake up! Traveler, wake up! =(??? ?)"

Thick drool hung from the corners of his mouth, and his face was full of happiness; he must be having a wet dream.

"That woman, I've finally gathered her all! Master and disciples, come into my pot for a deep exchange! Hehehe~ /(//o/ω/o//)/"

"Still dreaming?! Something terrible has happened! (°Д°)╯"

Angrily, he slapped her across the face, and a damage figure of up to six figures appeared on the screen.

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Upon opening their eyes after being woken up, they saw the headdress in front of them and exclaimed in unison:

"You! Me! Our souls have been swapped! (;OдO)" x2

[Qiong: That shooting star is amazing! It actually made my wish come true! (???)]

[Nicole: I want to make a wish, for an endless supply of Tennyson's Delight!  ̄﹃ ̄]

[Billy: Nicole, wake up! We don't have shooting stars like that here!]

[March 7th: So the decorations are the real thing?! Σ(OдO|||)ノノ]

"Traveler, look, what's going on over there?"

Paimon and Luminous arrived in Liyue to check on the situation and saw someone jump up and wave at them from afar.

"Traveler! Please help me!"

Yingfei flew closer and recognized who it was.

"Hu Tao! Why did you replace the peach branch with rice crust?"

Unexpectedly, Hu Tao denied Ying's statement and asked for help:

"It's me, Xiangling! Stop talking about that, you need to stop that person who's starving and eating like crazy at the funeral!"

Ying said that there shouldn't be any problem with this, it's perfectly reasonable.

"Isn't it normal to turn grief and anger into appetite? ╮(‵▽′)╭"

Xiangling explained to the two that those were offerings she had prepared.

Faced with such a remarkable person, Paimon could only sigh in admiration:

"The funeral banquet has been arranged in one go!"

Ying stared blankly at Xiangling, both of them filled with questions:

"So, Xiangling, you woke up to find yourself turned into a walnut?"

"Yeah, I still haven't realized it! ╮(‵▽′)╭"

Hearing Xiangling's words, Paimon remembered something serious:

"Wait a minute, Traveler, if the current Kurumi is Xiangling, then what is Kurumi at Wanmin Hall doing? Σ(OдO|||)ノノ"

[Bai Zhu: I just hope Hu Tao doesn't have any occupational hazard!]

[Hu Tao: How come I didn't know I had an occupational hazard?]

An elderly passerby said: "I have a bad feeling!"

Chapter 56 Timmy Jumps into the River After Being Scared by Barbara

The scene shifts, and Master Mao storms into the kitchen, only to see Hu Tao carrying an elderly person bound like a rice dumpling, preparing to throw them into the stove.

"I told you to find materials for starting a fire, not materials for cremation! (?°д°)"

After being reminded, Hu Tao realized that she was now Xiang Ling.

"Occupational disease, occupational disease! ( ̄ω ̄;)"

~~~(ФωФ)~~~

Tian Tiezui looked awkwardly at Zhong Li in front of him, and at the cup that was flaming in front of him.

"Brother Zhongli, I know you're a professional tea connoisseur, but are you sure this is tea? (; ̄д ̄)"

Zhongli smiled and held up two fingers to Tian Tiezui, giving him a thumbs-up!

"Trust me! This is combustible tea from Mondstadt, I guarantee you'll be sweating buckets after drinking it!"

Paimon: What combustible tea! It's just alcohol! (¬_¬)

[Jingyuan: This combustible tea actually exists! We call it Fiery Strong Tea here!]

[Jin: It's confirmed, this is Lord Barbatos. ( ̄ω ̄;)]

[Barbara: Indeed, the hair ornament on Mr. Zhongli's head is the same one Lord Barbatos usually wears.]

Looking at Zhongli's expression, Ying immediately recognized who was inside the body.

"Judging from your expression, you wouldn't happen to be Wendy, would you?"

At this moment, even Paimon was shocked by the power of the meteor.

"Even gods can be affected? ⊙ω⊙"

Wendy used Zhongli's body to act cute, hoping to get away with it.

"Hey, whatever, let's have some tea first! (?o? o?)?"

Ying planned to visit other places, and coincidentally, she ran into two acquaintances, Gan Yu and Shen He, chatting at the dock.

"Shen He, why did you tie these people up here during the holiday? (?_?)"

Shen He pointed to the three people in turn and explained why they had been tied up.

"The one with the microphone said he didn't lip-sync, the one with the computer said he didn't fake the painting, and the last one said I didn't fake the performance! (?_?)"

Upon hearing Shen He's words, Ying understood and offered a suggestion.

"I understand. Hang a night lantern for the last one!"

[Qingque: This last one deserves to die! (; ̄д ̄)]

Theresa: Yeah! To curse someone for not getting a day off! That's so malicious!

After finishing their business, the four of them arrived at Mount Okuzō and sat down to chat. It was then that Ying discovered the blind spot.

"So Gan Yu is currently using that woman's body. Where did that woman go?"

Thinking back on what had happened, Shen He and Gan Yu laughed and explained to the two of them:

"Master just moved here recently, and True Lords Xiaoyue Zhuyang and Lishui Dieshan insist they can't bear to part with her! (o˙▽˙o)"

"So the contractors let them do the interior decoration."

Ying seemed to ignore the implication in Gan Yu's words:

"Huh? Interior decoration?"

Ciallo~(ㄥoω<★ ★

At this moment, Xianyun was in his new house, sitting on the edge of the bed playing with a game called "Renzao Liuhe" (a type of Chinese puzzle). The heads of the two True Lords were embedded in the wall, staring wide-eyed at Xianyun.

Because it was Shin-haku's body, he was extremely strong, so the mechanism broke easily if he wasn't careful. In anger, Izumi crushed the broken mechanism into dust with his bare hands.

Xianyun's action successfully made the two True Lords on the wall tremble.

[Ying: All I can say is, as expected of Shinhak's body, his strength is incredible!]

[True Lord of Water and Mountain Strategists: So why am I hanging on the wall?]

[True Lord of Moon-Slicing and Sun-Building: Aren't I the same? (¬_¬)]

[Star: So this is what the interior design is like! Σ(OдO|||)ノノ]

Zhe: You know what, it looks pretty good!

Kiana: Mei, can we get one? (???)

Paimon and Ying continued their journey to Shenyu Valley, where they made a new discovery. Paimon exclaimed in shock:

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