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[Ying: It's probably what you think (?????)]

[Rin: I think I know too! (?????)]

【Oriole: Its leaves come in many varieties, but its flowers are all the same color. They droop with dew, swaying in the wind. (?????)】

(This is a poem about lilies; you can look it up if you're interested.)

P.S.: Family, I finally pulled Wan Di! Hahaha (?????)

Chapter 34 Unofficial History (Part Two): Playboy Kaia

[Star: Really? I don't believe it, I want to rub it and see!]

[Gimi: Your thoughts are written all over your face!]

[Ying: We're not being unreasonable, just let us have a taste!]

System: Alright, let's start distributing the rewards!

"Reward Mei: Kiana Evolution Roadmap (allowing you to successfully raise Kiana to your desired form)"

"Reward A-Quan with the physique that allows him to eat whatever he wants without gaining weight."

"Kiana is rewarded with maxed-out Dream Manipulation Proficiency! (You can now customize your dreams! Just imagine how many Meis you'll want (?????))"

Kiana: Hehehe~, okay Mei (?????)

"Reward Fu Hua, grow to B-rank! (Believe me, one day you'll surpass Bronya!)"

[Treasure Seeker: It needs to be a little softer! Old antique, let me touch it again!]

[Fu Hua: No! Where are you touching?!]

"Bronya is rewarded with 10 license suspensions."

"The reward is Himeko Murata, who is immune to alcohol (not even one more drink is allowed!)"

"Reward: Black hope and White hope, the twins' sensory synchronization (no distance limit! Can be manually turned off)"

"As a reward for the captain, enjoy an immersive dream experience (just as you imagined)."

[Captain: Yay! I can now pilot the Arahato to confront the ultimate cosmic life form!]

[A-Quan: Hehe, as expected of the captain! (?_?)]

"System: It's time to leave work. Let's discuss everyone else's rewards together! All the reasonable ones will be granted at the same time!"

[Walter: Give me a life-size, indestructible model of Alahatto!]

System: Okay!

(Everyone's wishes have come true, and we've successfully left work. Congratulations! Coca-Cola!)

In the Iron Collapse Universe, Uncle Yang has a new memory in his mind: Tesla joined the Star Train to explore the world together.

When he returned to the room, sure enough, Tesla had been waiting for him for quite some time...

"System: Friends, today we'll take you back to the first video, and then we'll play the sequel!"

"Unofficial History: The Crazy Knights"

(Thanks to the uploader "Fictional Historian Aishi" for providing the materials)

Amber brought Yingmei into Mondstadt, and at the foot of the Anemo statue, our cavalry captain appeared.

He clapped as he strolled toward the two of them, not forgetting to flirt with Ying.

"Oh my! Where did this pretty girl come from? She's quite pretty. Why don't you come over to my place for a cup of tea, chat about life, and talk about your dreams?"

[Ying: I can only say it doesn't look like acting.]

[Star: He doesn't seem like a good person!]

[Kaiya: It's not my fault I look like this! And what makes me look like a bad person?]

[Ring: Maybe it's because you're dark-skinned!]

[Kaeya: ...]

Kaiya saw that Ying wasn't interested, so he had to continue tempting her.

"As long as you follow me, I guarantee you'll be able to roam freely in the Abyss. My family has an ancestral Wind Eagle Sword. Let alone the twelfth level of the Abyss, even the eighteenth level would be nothing more than a matter of two or three strikes for me."

It's too windy here, it's not convenient to talk, let's go to my house instead!

My family not only has powerful weapons, but also a professional Abyss raid team. Let me show you around!

[Kaiya: You've got your thoughts written all over your face. How dare you covet my sister! I'll show you why flowers are so red!]

Yuan Shang, from now on, you will have someone keep a 24-hour watch on Kaiya, ensuring he has no privacy whatsoever, and publish all of it in the Steambird newspaper!

[Yuan Shang: Your Highness, I...]

[Interstellar Peace Corporation News Department: The Abyss Prince has sent his subordinates to monitor the Mondstadt Cavalry Captain 24/7. Is it out of resentment for unrequited love, or is he secretly waiting for his chance? Stay tuned for the next issue of the Steambird News]

[Director Lin of the Mental Hospital: Congratulations on your discharge!]

Meanwhile, at the headquarters of the Knights of Favonius, Jean paced anxiously back and forth, her hurried footsteps making it impossible for Lisa to concentrate on her reading.

"Qin, what's the rush! How much time has passed?"

The leader of the guild hit the nail on the head, successfully guessing Kaiya's whereabouts.

"Why hasn't Kaiya come back for so long? Could he be out chasing girls again?!"

"Hey, don't worry!"

Just as Lisa finished speaking, Kaeya returned with the travelers.

"Big sister, second sister, I'm back. Oh! This is Ying, my new girlfriend!"

[Kaiya: Well done, you just wait!]

Wendy: Heh heh, I guess that's just how unofficial history is!

[Lisa: My sister doesn't want a brother whose skin tone is so different from hers, can we return him?]

[Zhe: Captain Kaiya looks like he just came back from mining.]

[Ying: Anyway, it's just fan fiction, so I don't care anymore (?_?)]

[Star: Even if you said I was the child of the Star God, I wouldn't be surprised.]

[Treasure Hunter: He looks like a mining foreman!]

"System: Kaeya has successfully obtained the title, Miner Foreman (Mineral production doubles while working in the mine!)"

[Pam: My first officially recognized title, Pam! It worked well, Pam!]

"Oh! I'm Jean! This lady next to me is Lisa."

After Qin introduced herself and Lisa to Ying, Lisa took the initiative to greet her.

"Hello, little cutie! I'm Lisa from the Knights, and the only person here named Lisa."

If you call me Sister Lisa, then I will hear you call me Sister Lisa.

[Star: Your words are truly enlightening!]

[Zhe: This must be the legendary nonsense literature! It's said to be so powerful that it's been lost to time!]

[Qingque: After all, this kind of nonsense is incredibly sarcastic; it hurts both the speaker and the listener! It would be strange if it didn't get lost!]

Paimon didn't notice anything wrong with her, so he accepted her as his older sister.

"Yay, Sister Lisa!"

Fortunately, this time Kaeya successfully interrupted their nonsense and got everyone to talk about serious matters first.

"Since we've brought up serious matters, I have no choice but to discuss them with you."

The Wind Demon Dragon has disappeared somewhere, so we don't know where it is now, which is indeed a bit of a problem.

[Potio: What a bunch of nonsense knights! At least half of every sentence they utter is nonsense!]

[Jean: The Knights of Favonius in real life are quite reliable, otherwise how would they manage Mondstadt? I hope everyone doesn't misunderstand!]

Kaiya finally understood what Jean was trying to say and repeated it in his own words.

"So you mean Stormterror is in a place we don't even know about!"

Lisa confirmed Kaia's guess and then shared her own opinion.

"That's right, that's what she meant, but her meaning doesn't represent mine, because she doesn't know where Stormterror is, while I know Stormterror is in a place I don't know. Do you understand what I mean?"

[Luminous: Give up! It's a miracle that the Knights of Favonius from that world have survived to this day! (?_?|||)]

[Paimon: I feel like "The Hip-Hop Knights" would be a more fitting name!]

Kiana: So what did they mean? It felt like I didn't hear anything at all! ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？

Qin turned to look at the group, indicating that Lisa's meaning was the same as hers.

"Since that's the case, let's not delay any longer and hurry to that place we don't know where we are to find the Wind Demon Dragon!"

[Complainer: No way! Who knows how they manage to communicate so fluently! I can't understand a single word!]

[Ying: This is all talent!]

Paimon looked at Jean, indicating that he didn't quite understand what they meant.

Qin: "Don't worry about what it means for now, just let's go!"

[Aha: This content creator is a genius! Aha is going to lead him to pleasure!]

Chapter 35 I should have known better than to let it rot in Danheng's room!

[Qiong: I suggest putting this passage in the Chinese exam!]

[March 7th: No, you've only been awake for a few days! How did you become a pervert?]

[Zhang Chulan: Even Satan would get a tattoo of you on his back!]

"System: It's time to distribute rewards again!"