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[Tinari: I knew it! The final boss really was you, Seno!]

[Pine Sparrow: I see! No wonder he kept eliminating his own allies along the way. Now it all makes sense. I suddenly understand. JPG]

[Ring: Quick, tell me, what's the way to break the curse of lame jokes? (*σ'?`)σ]

[Sino: It's all a misunderstanding. Those were just accidents. You have to believe me!]

Just then, a ball of emerald green energy flew out from the helmet of the Cyno statue:

(Both are green, and will be referred to as such from now on)

"Great, you've finally made it here."

Philin looked at the other person curiously: "What exactly is going on?"

Little Dimple casually pulled out a book titled "A Collection of Cold Jokes," and squinted at everyone:

"I am an elemental being who travels through the universe. A few years ago, when I was passing through Teyvat, I found a book filled with corny jokes that fascinated me."

Paimon: Oh my god! Seno's statue has come to life! (@@!!)

[Pomelo Leaf: This little green, peculiar thing looks like it contains toxic gas.]

[Xia Die: Wait, judging from what this guy is saying, it seems like it's been waiting for Seno and the others.]

[Captain: What elemental beings that roam the universe? Isn't that just Suiyang?]

[Bluebird: No wonder it looks like its tail is blended with the floating smoke; if you didn't know better, you'd think it was their child.]

[Billy: The "Collection of Cold Jokes" I found in Teyvat... Could the author be that man?!]

[Tinari: Be confident, who else in all of Teyvat would write this? ╮( oωo )╭]

Sino looked at the notebook in Little Dimple's hand with a puzzled expression, feeling that it looked very familiar:

"Isn't that my lost notebook of corny jokes?"

Facing everyone, Little Dimples did not deny that the item belonged to Seno. It flipped the notebook to the very center, revealing a large question mark clearly to everyone:

"That's right, but your notes abruptly stop at... the most important word in the lame joke."

"I firmly believe this is your ultimate secret. To crack it, I chose this star, spread a virus of lame jokes to filter out those skilled in this art, and at the same time, I froze others to absorb energy."

After hearing Little Dimple's story, Lauma suddenly realized: "So that's how it is, she's gone mad from being obsessed with lame jokes."

[Vita: Oh dear, did you really lose the notebook by accident? I don't believe it. (Evil grin)]

[Yuzhen: JOJO, Kunkun, E=MC2, and these chaotic patterns in the notebook—Sano's composition is unusually complex!]

[Pera: There's a Tinari in the notebook? Hehehe, Seno, something's not right... *blushing*]

[Empty: I didn't expect this guy to be such a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer. He's probably read too much, taking Sino's notes for something.]

[Zhe: And it even imitates some cultivation novels, nurturing geniuses and absorbing energy. This planet just happened to be chosen, which is pretty unlucky ╮( oωo )╭]

[Captain: This isn't a lame joke; Lauma got it pretty quickly.]

[Kaiya: A correct, fair, and insightful assessment]

[Shut up: Because what the other person is obsessed with is..., calling them "ice-obsessed demons" would be more appropriate.]

Little Dimple put away her notebook again and looked at Seno helplessly: "But I haven't been able to crack it yet. I can only spread information about this planet to lure you here."

Aqiao looked at the other person in disbelief: "Just for such a trivial reason?"

Little Dimple's expression suddenly turned serious as she described her grand ideal to everyone: "No, you don't understand! As long as I crack it, I can establish a lame joke equation and create endless lame jokes."

In a flash, Little Dimple landed in front of Seno, squeezing out a single, glistening tear from her large eyes: "Please, tell me what it is? (?ω? )

[Dream Seeker: This plot is so familiar, isn't this still Onphalus?! So this green blob is actually, a completely bewildered JPG]

[March 7th: Are you sure you didn't misspoke? It's the lame joke equation, not the anti-organic equation (-_-)ゞ]

[Zhe: Creating endless lame jokes, what a simple and unpretentious wish. Speechless JPG]

[Sambo: Although it changes its expression very quickly, its crying is so pathetic!]

[Hu Tao: I feel like its eyes are mocking me. Can I just physically get rid of it? (「▼皿▼)]

"You're overthinking it. It's just an ordinary lame joke that I didn't finish writing." Seno looked calmly at the little fanboy in front of him, not expecting him to have imagined so much.

Little Dimple opened her eyes wide in disbelief: "Ah! (⊙_⊙)"

Seno mistakenly thought the other party didn't believe him, so in front of everyone, he completed the incomplete joke:

"The most important and crucial word in a lame joke is, of course, 'frozen word'."

When her dream was shattered, a look of utter despair appeared on Xiaojiuwo's ​​face, and the "Collection of Cold Jokes" that she had been holding slipped from her hand and fell to the ground without her noticing.

[Ying: Since the author himself has clarified this, then Little Dimple's endless lame jokes are definitely over.]

[Sino: Besides, I'm a naturally gifted player; I don't need a formula.]

[Wright: Look at all the effort you've put in, @LittleDimples]

[March 7th: Was it my imagination? I think I heard something shattering (◎_◎;)]

【Dream Seeker: Isn't it beautiful? That's Little Dimple's Dao Heart (,,?ω?,,)】

[Shut up: Joke analysis---related to homophones...]

[Captain: Hahaha, it has to be Sino, I'm dying of laughter that you succeeded]

In the vast expanse of space, Teyvat quickly identified its next target and set off towards a fiery red planet.

Meanwhile, inside the spaceship, Little Dimple floated shyly beside Seno: "Hehe, I want to hear three corny jokes today. o(*////▽////*)q"

Tinari's entire body below the shoulders was frozen solid. He turned to look at Seno and Dimple: "You two stay away from me."

[March 7th: Hahaha, in the end, Tinari became the ultimate victim, gloating JPG.]

[Tinari: You two stay away from me, don't come any closer!!!]

[Yao Jiayin: The blue planet before was the lame joke planet, is this red one the hot joke planet? Confused JPG]

[Ah Quan: Is this a joke star? Maybe he's a food maker.]

Chapter 358 I will use this to prove that I am the most efficient and best messenger of Cupid.

System: "Friends, our interstellar journey in Teyvat has come to a temporary end. Remember to claim your rewards."

[Ororen: Marigold (God of Wealth) x2... This is the first time I've seen a plant that can produce Mora and ore. I'll transplant it to my garden later.]

[Kinich: The complete How to Train Your Dragon series... Watching this might help you tame Arjo]

[Philins: Empty Aladdin's Lamp x1... This lamp is fine for now, no need to replace it for the time being]

[Lauma: Nine-Colored Deer Bloodline O Adaptive Version X1... I should be able to switch to the other six elements now, but my proficiency is too low to use elemental combat skills for the time being.]

[Sino: Su's demonic energy from the Thunder Demon x1... Not bad, my ultimate skill, the Wolf Spirit, can now unleash lightning for ranged attacks.]

System: "Congratulations on Honkai Impact 3's 9th anniversary! We heard that the Herrscher of Erosion recently participated in a competition related to Alicia. Let's see what's going on."

"Erosion: Dreams Shattered"

(Source: Honkai Impact 3rd Love Wish Carnival)

After the blond boy expressed his wish, his bright eyes filled with anticipation as he looked at Alicia, his little fists clenching excitedly.

"Sister Alicia, I want to become a mature and popular man (☆^ー^☆)"

Alicia instantly extended her left hand, several makeup tools between her fingers, and began a frenzied attack on the little boy's face:

"No problem, just a little bit of magic will let you experience the most masculine side."

The little boy had a vague sense of foreboding: "Zun Du is fake Du."

[Yanqing: This blond little brother looks familiar. Have I seen him somewhere before?]

Theresa: He looks a bit like my grandfather when I was a child.

[Yuzu: Oh, it's little Otto. Does he want to become a man so he can chase after Kallen? (?????)]

[Feixiao: Although this little brother has good taste, I'm really not a man.]

[Paimon: With your Nezha-like physique from Ten Cold Nezha, it's quite reasonable that you mistook me for someone else, right? (=ω=；)]

[Jiaoqiu: If I had a physique like that back then, I could have easily crushed Hulei.]

[Anton: This isn't right. He's become more masculine, so why would he be using cosmetics? (confused image)]

Thanks to Alicia's masterful maneuvering, comparable to the Thousand-Armed Guanyin, the Herrscher of Corruption was stunned into silence, speechless with shock: "(?△?)"

After the complete transformation was finished, Alicia gracefully turned around, making way for her and showing off the fruits of her labor:

"Clang clang (/^▽^)/"

The little boy in the matcha-colored dress stood there blankly, not yet realizing what had just happened.

[Mei: When I saw Shiki's expression, I already knew how it would end. *facepalm*]

[Rin: It's Otto, the maid from the manga! I can't believe I'm seeing him in real life! Long live Alicia! (≧▽≦)!]

[Paimon: She's pretty, but why did she turn into a little girl?! (；O_O)]

[Uncle Yang: Hahaha, I never thought Otto would have this day! (Click) This embarrassing moment (click click) I'll eat you for the rest of my life! Taking a picture for posterity. JPG]

[March 7th: Calm down, Uncle Yang! Maybe it's just a resemblance, it might not actually be Otto. (；OдO)]

[Uncle Yang: Impossible, absolutely impossible! Even if Otto's face turned to ashes, I would still recognize it! (╬￣皿￣)]

Looking at the little guy in front of her who didn't look like a boy at all, the Herrscher of Corruption couldn't help but complain, "Where is this manly charm at all?! o(＞ω＜)o"

No sooner had the words left her lips than, under the Herrscher of Corruption's questioning gaze, a group of boys suddenly appeared out of nowhere, surrounding the little guy. They looked at him shyly while tossing him up and catching him again: "So cute! o(*////▽////*)q" x N

Alicia smiled and looked at the little guy in the middle of the crowd: "Now you're starting to look manly! (*^ω^*)

Before long, a crowd of curious girls gathered around. When they saw the little creature in the middle, they resolutely joined the boys, teasing the adorable little thing: "So cute! So cute!" xN

The Herrscher of Corruption looked helplessly at the scene before her: "Now she's got a bit of a womanly charm too (；一_一)"

[Gui Naifen: If I remember correctly, the little one's wish was to become...]

[Billy: We've already achieved two-thirds, and everyone can see it. All that's missing is what Alicia says.]

[Amber: But the little guy looks like this now, you can't even tell he's a boy, where's the manliness in him? (confused JPG)]