"Call me the great Herrscher of Knowledge! The old antique is mine, waaaaaah... T﹏T"

As soon as she finished speaking, the two children started crying again. Vita finally managed to calm them down, but then Hanabi said something else.

"They'll be sent back tomorrow!"

The children caught it again and started crying together.

Vita gritted her teeth, thinking: Hanabi, don't let me catch you! (?°д°)

Vita finally made it to the end of school, and after all the children were picked up, she could finally breathe a sigh of relief!

She grabbed the small firework, placed it flat on her lap, and began playing the Anse waist drum. Vita questioned her as she played.

Rhythm: We will we will rock you.

"You think you can make fun of me?! *Slap!*"

"Having fun, huh? *Slap slap slap*!"

Little Firework broke free from Vita's control and opened her arms wide.

"My friend, although some unavoidable reasons have caused you to lose your fun, I've turned you into fun, and we can totally enjoy it together, can't we?"

A mask appeared behind Little Firework, and it tore open a crack.

In the world of Collapsed Iron, on the Star Train, Uncle Yang looked curiously at the crack in front of him. Hearing the familiar voices from the other side, he threw an Eden Star over.

Hanabi wasn't paying attention and got injured in the explosion. Vita knew Hanabi wasn't seriously hurt, but because she was still angry, she didn't plan to save her.

"Sigh, why did you have to do this!"

Little Fireworks had no choice but to return to the tavern, where Sambo happened to be drinking.

"Sambo, save me! Save me!"

Sambo was used to it, and casually raised his glass to indicate if he wanted a drink.

"Oh, it's fireworks!"

[Aha: Aha, you did a great job!]

[Star: Fireworks' lines are so cool!]

[Uncle Yang: Xing, don't try to learn everything. Eden's Star JPG.]

[Himeko: Alright, let the kids go! (Drinking coffee.JPG)]

Theresa: Letting these two scourges stay together was the biggest mistake ever!

"System: Alright, since this issue is related to children, here's the reward!"

"Those who participate in the second creation will receive a snack gift pack of their choice."

"System: It's time to go home, friends. Good night, sweet dreams!"

Chapter 28 The Traveler's Scumbag Romantic History (Part 1)

[White Dew: What did Aha choose from yesterday's snack gift pack?]

[Aha: Hehe, I picked some really delicious ones! A Judgment as the main course, Theresa bitter melon juice as a drink, Himeko's coffee as a late-night snack, and finally, a Stargazing Pie for breakfast.]

[March 7th: Are these really edible?]

[Ying: Aha, are you okay?]

[Ring: What's your current status?]

[Fu Li: He just ate one bite of dinner yesterday and collapsed! He only had one sip of his late-night snack and fainted again!]

[Myth: These foods are clearly made from ordinary ingredients, so how could they cause such harm to the Star God? How mysterious!]

[March 7th: How terrifying! No wonder it's Himeko's coffee!]

[Fu Li: System, wake up, I've sent a video!]

System: Did you guys wake up this early today?

"Alright, alright, let's start with a Genshin Impact clip today!"

"Reborn as the Medicine King! Healing the World and Saving the Rock King."

(Thanks to Bilibili up-loader "猹泡饭233" for providing the materials)

[Ke Qing: Judging from the title, this should be a fan-made work related to the Emperor.]

[Chongyun: Who is the Medicine King? Is it Doctor Bai?]

[Leosley: Higewen's medical skills are pretty good too!]

Siegwen was happily strolling down the street, intending to wander around aimlessly. She had a small tag on her head—LV1 Little Lolita.

"At the beginning, I am a little girl, just strolling around the streets."

Hey! Looks like that blond-haired guy over there is picking up girls?

[Hotaru: Good heavens, brother, you've actually set your sights on Ayaka Kamisato!]

[Yuan Shang: Your Highness, should I bring her back?]

[Empty: No need, just do your own thing! *facepalm*]

[Luminous: Good heavens, Paimon and I searched so hard for you, and it turns out you're a prince!]

[Empty: Little sister, let me explain!]

At this moment, the traveler is singing a love song to Ayaka Kamisato in an attempt to woo her.

Your eyes are like stars.

The outcome can be guessed from the tags above their heads; after all, the gap between the poor LV1 boy and the rich and beautiful LV99 girl is too big.

[Kong: No, why?! I'm just a poor LV1 kid. System, are you doing this on purpose?! (?°д°)]

[Ayato Kamisato: Thank you for the praise of my sister, System.]

Two passersby watching Kong's actions began to mock him.

"Tch, this poor kid dares to chase after the school beauty!"

"Exactly, they'll behave themselves if iced tea goes up in price by a dollar!"

[Kaeya: Why? My and Diluc's tags still have decimal points?]

[Diluc: Yeah! What kind of people are those who just coast along at LV2.5?]

[Silver Wolf: Looks like you two are the legendary onlookers.]

[Yae no Miko: Still the kind with the least presence.]

[Bai Lu: What's wrong with iced tea? Why did it stop paying after a one-yuan price increase?]

[Haoyangming: Oh! It's okay, it's just that some people think it's a cheap drink and can't accept the price increase.]

[Zhang Chulan: So what if I'm a loser? I'm a loser and I'm proud of it!]

[Wang Ye: Yeah, relax! (Image: Walking the bird under the moonlight)]

[Zhang Chulan: Wang Ye, you just wait! (?°д°)]

"System: Forget it, I'm too lazy to play anymore. Do whatever you want! Pam is just tanking."

Just then, a luxury car drove up on the road and hit Bennett, who was crossing the road, sending him flying into the distance with a 360-degree aerial somersault of two and a half times.

"Awooo~ Awooo~ Awooo~ Awooo~"

[Amber: All I can say is, he's truly Bennett!]

Gan Yu and Yan Fei, who were at the corner of the road, were both shocked when they saw the car. Yan Fei even stomped her feet on the spot.

"Oh my god! It's that school heartthrob's car!"

Diluc, standing nearby, was stunned by Ayato Kamisato's handsome appearance as he got off the train, and admitted defeat.

"Even I can only outshine him when I'm taking a shower!"

[Wendy: Pfft~, Grandpa Lu looks so funny like this!]

[Qin: Sigh, this is too abstract!]

[Lisa: Isn't it great! (?????)]

The traveler saw Ayato Kamisato walking towards them and greeted him warmly.

"Onii-chan~!"

Upon hearing this, Ayato Kamisato kicked Sora, sending him sprawling on the ground with his limbs in the air. He then stood in front of Ayaka and began to mock Sora.

"Where did this blond guy come from! How dare he get close to my sister!"

Kong Yi was unhappy when he heard his brother-in-law say that, and quickly retorted.

"I'm not a blondie! I truly love Ayaka!"

In response to this situation, Ayato Kamisato shattered Sora's lie with a single sentence.

"Where did you stop your will-o'-the-wisp?"

As if by reflex, Kong instantly stood up, pointed to the gold and pink motorcycle next to the flower bed, and gave an arrogant snort.

"Here I am! Hmph! (Background music: Ao Bai~ Ao Bai~ Ao Bai Bai~)"

Ayato Kamisato, not one to tolerate him, kicked him away and drove off in his luxury car to pick up Ayaka.

Paimon: Ying, your brother...

[Luminous: Paimon, stop talking! I don't have a brother that stupid! Calling you blond is definitely true!]

[Empty: Is there any possibility? Sis, you're also blondie!]

[Jean: Klee, Diona, you two stay away from blond guys like that from now on!]

[Ningguang: Qiqi, Hutao, Yaoyao, Xiangling, you all need to stay away from Huangmao!]

[Empty: System, you've misled me!]

Diluc and Kaeya, who had watched the whole thing, pointed at the empty space and burst into laughter.

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