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In this situation, Paimon didn't know how to comment.

"All I can say is that she really wants to improve!"

After a period of encrypted communication, Zhenjun finally finished speaking and began his final comments.

"So, I really don't understand young people these days anymore."

For example, when I tell them jokes, they won't listen to serious jokes; they only want to hear lame jokes.

[Sino: Anyone want to hear a corny joke?]

[Tinari: No need, you should go back now! Someone seemed to be looking for you.]

[Sino: Okay, I'll tell you jokes next time.]

[Star: Thank you, hero, for saving my life!]

March 7th: Add one

[Shut up: I feel fine! Don't you guys like it?]

Himeko: Shut up, shut up!

Sitale looked up at the True Lord, feeling as if she had fallen behind.

"A lame joke? What's that? Are they popular among young people these days?"

To answer Sittrali's question properly, the True Lord gave a specific example.

"Let me think about it. Let me use your Natas as an example!"

Do you know why Hionin rarely meets with Kinic?

[Sino: Looks like it's time I applied for a business trip to Nata!]

[Kavi: Okay, okay, I'll go apply for it for you right now!]

Cetalli couldn't figure it out, so she could only wait for the True Lord's answer.

"why?"

"Because Shinonengakinic became a rarity."

[Maranie: Help! It's so cold!]

[Sino: There are still experts out there. I'm going to add this line to my collection of corny jokes.]

Seeing that Sitrus looked frozen, the True Lord understood.

"It seems we're not on the same page! Luckily, I'm quite good at chatting. To ease the awkwardness, how about I tell you a story about Shen He when he was a child?"

When Zhenjun mentioned Shenhe, Shenhe poked his head out from the pillar behind her. When Zhenjun turned around to check, Shenhe quickly shrank back.

Feeling that nothing was wrong, Zhenjun planned to continue. When she mentioned Shenhe's childhood, Shenhe peeked out from behind the pillar again, but when Zhenjun turned around, Shenhe closed his eyes again.

After several attempts, Zhenjun roughly figured out what was going on and had no choice but to give up.

"Alright, let's not talk about Shen He's story anymore! Let's continue with Gan Yu's childhood story!"

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Gan Yu, who was working overtime, felt sleepy. As if sensing something, she suddenly looked up, looked around, and found that there was nothing wrong.

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After listening to what Zhenjun had said, Sitrali also offered her own perspective.

"Fairy Bird, you be the judge. Don't you think, like me, that rolling around in your pajamas is a perfectly reasonable and logical thing to do?"

No.

Upon hearing Zhenjun's reply, Sitalei was completely sober and stared at him in disbelief.

"No way! Don't you usually roll around in your pajamas?"

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun once again gave an affirmative answer.

"No, I would never do such a childish thing."

Cetalli was still somewhat skeptical and continued to ask questions.

"Even when you're two hundred years old, you still won't be rolling around in the air?"

"Five hundred years old?"

"A thousand years old?"

Cetalli finally understood the truth and could hardly believe it.

"So, am I the only one at my age who would roll around in my pajamas? And the worst part is, I even openly said it out loud, making myself look incredibly stupid again!"

[Navia: Don't worry! Fou might too!]

[Furina: I would never do that!]

Seeing that Sitella was feeling unwell, Zhenjun had no choice but to offer her some comfort.

"Don't worry! No one else will know about this. I'm an expert at keeping secrets!"

The last words of the True Lord kept replaying in Sitale's mind, and then she gave up and slumped onto the table.

"Maybe I should just give up."

[Qingyi: It seems Miss Xianyun's ability to keep secrets is truly unreliable!]

[Pam: After all, she's already sharing her apprentice's dirty secrets with strangers, so how could she be someone who keeps her mouth shut?]

[Black Swan: Train conductor Pam is right!]

The mention of rolling around on the ground piqued Zhenjun's interest once again.

Chapter 25 Stop fighting! You won't kill anyone like this!

"Perfect timing! Let me tell you the story of Gan Yu rolling down the mountain when she was little!"

Sitella had completely given up on keeping the secret; she slumped onto the stool, her eyes devoid of any light.

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Somewhere in Liyue, Gan Yu and the Emperor discussed the True Lord of Retaining Clouds and Borrowing Wind.

"Your Majesty, there's still something I don't understand. True Lady Liuyun is highly respected and knowledgeable, so why does she have this habit of being talkative?"

The scene then shifts to Zhong Li, who offers his own interpretation.

"If she doesn't ramble on a bit, how will people know that she is highly respected and knowledgeable!"

[Star: Wow! Cecilia is so cute! I want to take her home, first do this, then do that!]

[March 7th: Star, don't be so twisted! Control yourself!]

[Rin: Yeah, you're such a weirdo! Unlike me, I only feel sorry for Grandma!]

[Nekomata: Nico-sama, is Rin having a relapse?]

Nicole: Stay away from her from now on.

Kiana: I feel like she and Izumi have similar personalities!

"System: Alright, alright, time to distribute the rewards!"

"The reward is Cetalli, *Schrödinger's Novels* (You'll never know what genre it is until you open it; those you've already read will be listed for easy tracking)."

[Yae no Miko: Ms. Sitrali, may I buy this book? I'm willing to pay any price!]

[Sethralli: No way!]

"Rewards include drifting clouds and surrounding effects (the story you tell will generate illusory images, making the audience feel as if they are there)."

[Ying: True Lord, I want to see Gulu Gulu roll down the mountain!]

[Star: I want to watch it too!]

[Zhe: Add one]

Gan Yu: Master...

[Xianyun: Everyone, it's not that I don't want to! Let's talk about it another time! Haha!]

"Reward: Luminous, 1600 Primogems (I think you'll need this)"

[Ying: Yay! I got a 10-pull in one go!]

[Xingqiu: Why are travelers so interested in these stones?]

"Reward: Paimon, Special Form Muscular Paimon (Congratulations, Paimon, you have been enhanced! Special Form series unlocked.)"

[Luminous: Yay! Paimon can earn Mora on his own now!]

Paimon: I feel so strong right now!

"Give Gan Yu a remote control for Xianyun (you can use it to control Xianyun's body, including his vocal cords, and you can manually mute him)."

Gan Yu: Yay, now I can finally relax!

"Reward Zhongli, resurrected and returned to the end (I don't know what the reward will be, so I'll give you a wife!)"

[Zhongli: Welcome back, old friend!]

[Return to the End: Morax, you rock!]

"System: Alright, alright, now let's play some fan-made content from the Honkai Impact 3rd world. Are you satisfied now? Ahaha."

Pharmacist: Please stop hitting him!

(Please don't criticize me if you don't like this part; it's the author's own fan fiction.)

[Aha: Don't worry! This video was provided by Aha, it's really funny!]

[Fu Li: Oh, by the way, Aha, this is for you!]

Aha took the light cone from Fuli's hand, and found the contents quite amusing. The light cone's name...

Hipper: Let's all get along well! We're all family.

On a peaceful morning, the pharmacist walked along a path in the Jura Forest, picking mushrooms as he went.