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After the opening scene, the group arrived at Luo Fu's dormitory and found our protagonist, the Grand Diviner Fu Xuan.

After asking what had happened, Hanabi handed the conversation over to Fu Xuan, waiting for her reply.

Fu Xuan saw the microphone being handed to him and began to formally recount the cause of the matter.

"Here's what happened: Qingque and I went to the cafeteria to buy food, and I never expected her to grab me from behind!"

"I told her, 'Girl, don't get horny in the cafeteria! This is a place to eat, not a place to book a hotel room!'"

[Star: Holy crap! Is today's video this explosive?]

[Jing Yuan: I never expected this, Fu Qing, you...]

[Soaring Through the Sky: I feel like my entire worldview has shattered!]

[Qingque: Impossible, I wouldn't do that!]

[Ying: Relax, little sparrow, it's just a social disaster, right? You'll get used to it. Pfft~]

The scene shifts to the other side, where Sangbo is interviewing Qingque, who provides a reasonable explanation.

"I was worried someone would try to cut in line! I've been waiting in line for ages, so I just stuck close to the Grand Diviner and hugged him. That way, they wouldn't have a chance!"

[Azure Horn: That makes sense! I'll do it that way next time!]

[Yuecheng Liu: Cangjiao, we don't need to fight over food, we don't need to do this.]

Switching back to Fu Xuan's perspective, he tells her what Qing Que said and continues the interview. The Grand Diviner also explains why he is angry.

"You know, it's one thing for her to hug me, but the problem is she was wearing underwear! I could feel it! She wasn't trying to cut in line! She was ***!"

I can't stand it when someone points a weapon at me!

[March 7th: Huh? Qingque, are you a boy?]

[Danheng: Probably not. The last time we met, she didn't have any male characteristics.]

[Pam: No, Star, what's wrong with you looking so down?]

[Star: Hey, I think it would be nice if Qingque were a guy.]

[Ying: Maybe her sex drive has gotten weird lately!]

Chapter 17 The fortune teller is busy when there's something to do, and idle when there's nothing to do.

When the scene shifted to an interview with Qingque, she continued to explain, echoing the words of the Grand Diviner, her tone somewhat aggrieved.

"I was in a hurry to buy food, so I came out in my pajamas. I didn't leave it in neutral on purpose."

I was just thinking I'd be back in the time it takes to play one game, who knew I'd encounter such a long, drawn-out game!

[Zhe: I never expected this! The fan-made version of Qingque even has a bird!]

[Qingque: I already told you, I'm really a girl!]

[Star: I don't believe you unless you let me touch it.]

[Uncle Yang: I'm sorry, everyone, I'll lock her up right now.]

Fu Xuan understood Qing Que's words, but he was still very angry.

"I understand, it's only natural to be afraid of being cut in line, right?"

"Holy shit! The important thing is, I have a feeling she actually raised the stakes! How incredibly ambiguous! Holy shit!"

[Potio: That's not right of you. Even though Miss Blue Sparrow is a fan creation, you shouldn't be praising your precious character like that!]

[Qingque: I'm so wronged! I really am a girl! The Qingque in the video has nothing to do with me!!!]

Fireworks continuously switched between interview clips of the two people, taking turns interviewing them.

Qingque: "Because I hate it when people cut in line, I warned them that they can cut behind me, but not in front of me!"

Fu Xuan: "Qing Que screamed so loudly! All the colleagues present heard it! Ling Sha even took out the Jade Sign and posted it on her WeChat Moments!"

Hanabi finally managed to insert one of her own lines, successfully playing the straight man.

"Oh! Indeed, it's quite easy for people to misunderstand."

As Fu Xuan recalled the situation at that time, a red grid pattern reappeared above his head.

"I shouted at Qingque, 'Qingque! Get out of here!'"

Hanabi was also curious about what would happen next, but continued with her job.

"So, what did Qingque say back then?"

Qingque was indignant upon hearing this and explained the situation from her own perspective.

"That's not right! I didn't go in at the time! Wouldn't what the Grand Diviner said make things even more misunderstandingd? I'm going to take the initiative to clarify."

Fu Xuan was somewhat incredulous; she hadn't expected Qing Que to say that back then! The more she recalled, the more confused she became.

"Qingque pointed down below me and told everyone that she hadn't come in."

Now things are really messed up; people from all six departments are avoiding me. I never expected this.

Even General Jingyuan thought I was too tired and urged me to take my annual leave right away!

At this moment, Qingque returned to the dormitory, came up behind Fu Xuan, and apologized to her.

"My Lord, I know I was wrong."

Scott: As expected of you, Bluebird! If it were my subordinate, he would have been fired long ago!

[Topa: To be honest, Bluebird, this is definitely your fault!]

[Qingque: Fine, I won't resist, do as you please!]

Fu Xuan was still very indignant about the current situation on the immortal ship.

"Hmph! Do you know that there are rumors all over the Luofu Immortal Ship right now?"

They all say that I, the Grand Diviner, wield great power and am quite the playboy. When there's trouble, I do it; when there's no trouble, I do it! (?°д°)”

Fu Xuan couldn't stand it any longer and ordered someone to fork Qing Que out.

Bai Lu stood up and looked at Qing Que, preparing to make her move.

"Oh dear, you're quite ill! Let me treat you! I'll use my senses to check your condition!"

With a powerful kick from Bailu, Qingque successfully flew out of the dormitory.

[Ying: I want to ask if it's true that a Taibusi (太卜司) can actually perform divination? A friend asked me to inquire about it.]

[Ring: You're making this up! Unlike me, I'm much more straightforward. Lord Diviner, does the Divination Office accept people? ???]

[Star: None of you are good enough, Azure Sparrow. I'm on my way to the Immortal Ship. You all need to save me a spot!]

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, you... never mind, go take a vacation and relax!]

[Fu Xuan: No, General, I'm not!]

"System: Alright, I'm going home after distributing today's rewards!"

"A set of Imperial Jade Tokens that will never wear out will be awarded to Qingque."

[Qingque: Alright, it's not bad. At least this hand will never go bad.]

Kiana: What a great example of a card being passed down through three generations! The person is gone, but the card remains!

"Reward Fu Xuan: The burden on the Dharma Eye on his forehead has disappeared, and he no longer needs to endure the pain."

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, congratulations!]

[Fu Xuan: Not bad, I'm very satisfied with this reward!]

"Reward Bai Lu and revive Bai Heng; theoretically, she is your mother."

[Bai Lu: Yay! I have a mom now!]

[Jingyuan: Baiheng, I wish you had come back sooner!]

[Jing Liu: Bai Heng, you!]

"System: Alright, alright, you guys can go ahead and get sentimental in private. I'm off work, I have dinner appointments with other systems!"

"System: Friends, let's get this party started!"

"Get up and play!"

[Gui Naifen: Yay! Something fun is happening again today! Changchang, come out and see!]

[Li Sushang: Huh? Who called me?]

[Su Chang: Little Gui Zi, I'm here!]

[Fireworks: This is hilarious! Two people in plain clothes! How can we tell them apart?]

[Aha: Aha knows, Li Sushang is skilled in both literature and martial arts, but Sushang is disabled in both. How hilarious!]

[Su Chang: What makes you think I'm incapable of both literary and martial arts?!]

[Aha: Because I'm Aha!]

System: Alright, the video has started.

On the Correct Way to Approach Someone

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Zhe pointed his phone camera at two girls not far away, and his voice came from the phone.

"Brothers, today I'm going to teach you how to properly approach girls. Watch my performance, and now it's time to witness a miracle!"

Ling and Yao Jiayin stopped talking when they saw Zhe coming over, and they were also curious about what he wanted to do.

Zhe approached the two with his phone in hand, and his first words were a normal greeting.

"Hey beautiful, can I exchange contact information?"

Ling picked up her phone, preparing to add contact information while shyly complaining.

“We’re practically siblings, why are we doing this kind of play?”

Seeing his sister's reaction, Zhe was afraid of becoming like Yuan Moukong, so he quickly waved his hand to refuse and looked at Yao Jiayin.