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Chapter 121 "Climbing into Science: The Mystery of the Ghost Scales" [Part Two] (Second Update)

After explaining her conjecture, Hu Tao prepared to elaborate on her solution:

The reporter quickly interrupted Hu Tao's whimsical daydream, saying that if she said a few more words, the program would have to be renamed:

[Kuki Shinobu: Seriously? Boss is going to become a Wallfacer?]

[Kujo Sara: I bet she got swindled out of her the very next day!]

[Araki Ichito: I can definitely do it! I am Araki, the number one fighter in the world!]

[Hu Tao: ...This doesn't seem quite right!]

[Billy: I have such high respect! Miss Walnut almost single-handedly got the show renamed.]

Charlotte: Thanks to my quick thinking, otherwise the show might have had to change its name.

[Ningguang: Keqing has this kind of talent? I never noticed before]

[Ke Qing: How did I become a researcher?]

[Paimon: Judging from the name, I feel like he'd be more like a beef offal chef.]

[Valesha: Cows are so cute, why eat them!]

Subtitle: Honorary Academician of Liyue Academy of Sciences - Master Carver

Guided by the Traveler and Paimon, Charlotte successfully located Keqing in Liyue Harbor and continued her interview:

Keqing thought about the recent rumors and gave everyone an analysis from a scientific perspective:

[Gan Yu: Is it really possible to interpret it this way?]

[Ying: Because Keqing is so cute, whatever Keqing says is right!]

[Zhu Yuan: This statement actually sounds quite scientific.]

[Danheng: As the saying goes, when in doubt, quantum mechanics is the way to go.]

[This is truly a rip-off of "Approaching Science." First, "Approaching Science" featured a silicone cup as a mythical creature, which was the subject of several episodes. Now, "Crawling Science" has featured two chapters about a crawling shrimp that was short-weight!]

"System: Everyone can participate in the lottery themselves. There are too many people who have won, so I won't record them all."

There's still enough time left for some more short stories!

"The things the senbei (rice crackers) teach are so weird!"

(Source: YouTuber)

Before embarking on the mission, Lykan looked at Corinne and asked one last question:

"Ready to enter the void, Colleen?"

Colleen took out a bottle of hand sanitizer from her pocket and handed it to Lykan: "Okay, please use the hand sanitizer."

Lykan didn't understand what Colleen wanted and was a little curious: "Hmm? Why do you need hand sanitizer?"

Colleen answered Lykan's question seriously: "Aren't we going into the hole? The hand sanitizer is for stuffing into the hole."

[Ling: I never expected that Ke Lin, who is usually so cute and innocent, would know so much.]

[Kelin: No way! Kelin just learned it from watching some videos, and Zhe recommended it to her.]

[Lekahn: Is that so? I feel we need to have a serious talk, don't you think, Your Excellency?]

[Zhe: I don't think that's necessary... Um, it really wasn't me!]

Upon hearing Colleen's explanation, Lycahn felt a surge of anger rise from the top of his head.

Where did you learn all this outrageous knowledge?

Colleen thought for a moment about the movies she had watched and said, "Ethan Hunt from Resident Evil."

[Ethan: Little girl, don't talk nonsense! I didn't teach that! I didn't mean it that way! Don't slander me!]

[Zhe: Sis! I feel like Xiao Kelin's thoughts are pretty much the same as yours every day! Did you teach her that?!]

[Rin: Haha, how could that be? No, I didn't, I didn't do it!]

[Star: Why are you so nervous? You're sweating like rain. Don't try to deny it.]

[Ring: What are you saying? I'm just a little sensitive to the heat lately]

[Kiana: But your brother already turned on the air conditioner, there's a screenshot above.]

[Rin: What a rip-off... Ouch...]

When Lycahn heard what Colleen said, he understood that Colleen had probably misunderstood: "Apologize to Ethan."

"I'm sorry, please use this then." After apologizing, Colleen immediately took out the second item she had prepared—an RPG rocket launcher.

Lykan didn't understand what Colleen was up to: "Colleen, what is this now?"

Colleen recalled the clips from the videotape and confidently explained, "Senior Leon said that killing all the monsters and looting all the supplies is the fastest way."

Colleen's explanation reignited the anger that Lykan had just suppressed: "He may have done it, but he didn't teach it, did he? Apologize to Li Sanguang (╬◣д◢)"

[Lyon: I did do that, but I never actively taught it! I'm not taking the blame for this!]

[Star: But this method is really cool and very stress-relieving!]

[Black Tower: So that's why you rob merchants, extort monsters, and steal land in this simulated universe!]

[Zhe: We just think it's a great way to relieve stress...]

[Ying: Honestly, you guys are really going too far!]

[Nasita: Ying, you need to be more careful! Almost every country has reported this guy with blond hair who's collected all the materials in the wild.]

Paimon: You bet, all the common materials in Luminous's bag are already at their maximum capacity.

After apologizing, Colleen put away the things she had prepared to take out: "I'm sorry, then I guess I won't need this bum."

This time, without Colleen's explanation, Lykan felt he knew who Colleen had learned from: "Was it Chris who taught you this time?"

Colleen: "So Da Yo"

System: Yay! I can go home after you guys finish the lottery. Hurry up!

[Colleen: ...Three Netherite Ingots...enough to make a better chainsaw!]

[Lakahn: ...20 Bucky bombs...Do we have anyone who can use them?]

Chapter 122 Honkai Impact 3: Would you like some fun today? (First Update)

"System: Enough with the chit-chat, this is a fan-made work of Honkai Impact 3rd, just look at it."

Would you like some pleasure today?

[Ai-chan: After almost 20 chapters, finally there's a Honkai Impact 3rd video again!]

[Captain: Indeed, there have been far too few fan-made creations for Honkai Impact 3rd lately.]

[Sangbo: The author said that most of the existing Honkai Impact 3rd material is too explicit and will easily cause censorship issues, so he can only write less.]

[Ying: I see! That makes sense then.]

[Empty: I'm a little curious about who we'll be creating content for today]

[Qiong: Judging from the name, it feels like a playground for people who enjoy themselves.]

"Lady Serim, let me give you a back massage and a shoulder rub!"

Hearing that the sparrow was so self-aware, Serim was quite pleased, and pointed to her face, saying:

"Oh, why is Little Sparrow suddenly being so attentive today?"

"Great, great! Come and claim your reward!"

After a while, Serim sensed something was wrong. Her lips were pinched, and the sparrow in front of her had turned into that little brat, Hanabi, who was pointing at her and mocking her.

"Hehehe, prank succeeded! You really have no sense of caution towards your little servant."

[Dream Seeker: Serem and the Sparrow have such a wonderful relationship!]

Kiana: They don't feel like master and servant, more like an arrogant queen and her adorable childhood sweetheart.

[Star: Now that you mention it, it really does seem so true, they're completely unguarded!]

[Danheng: After all, what family rewards its servant by letting her kiss them?]

[Giovanni: Yes, for example: This beautiful lady, you wouldn't want your husband to lose his job, would you!]

[Empty: Where did you see this? What's the genre? Can you send me a copy?]

Zhe: No need. My video store has all kinds of videos; I can send them to you directly.

[Qiong: Holy crap, how much is that?! Such a huge amount of memory! I'll borrow Qiong Guanzhen for a bit, that's fast!]

[Fu Xuan: Stop! The Qiong Guan Formation is for this kind of thing!]

Himeko: ...Don't worry, I'll go and bring him back right away...

After Hanabi returned to her original form, she turned and ran, fearing punishment if she was even a little slow.

The real sparrow was on its way to find Serim when it brushed past the fleeing firework, nearly getting hit. Watching the departing figure, the sparrow complained:

"Ouch, you almost bumped into me. Whose kid is that? How annoying!"

"Lady Serim, let me give you a back massage and a shoulder massage..." Serim hadn't even had time to remove the clip from her mouth when she encountered the familiar scene again, feeling that it must be the same guy from before.

"Damn brat! You dare come back? Do you think I'm stupid? Take this punch!"

The sparrow was knocked down by Serim's punch and lay on the ground, sleeping peacefully.

"What happened...?"

[Coralli: Poor little sparrow, got beaten up for no reason]

[Sennadia: As expected of the Fool! His ability to create hilarious situations is amazing!]

[Pine Sparrow: Those damned entertainers, I'm going to get my revenge!]

[Selim: With your skill level, let's talk about getting me done sometime later]