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"Alright, let's duel according to Fontaine's rules!"

[Paimon: Frynn, you're so brave! The people in front of you represent all four nations!]

[Ying: Wait a minute, why is my brother in the video?]

[Sketch: No, this is just fan art! And you're in it too!]

[Ying: I don't care, brother, there's no place for you in this family anymore!]

"System: Quiz with prizes: Has Funina fought the person she chose?"

[Navilet: Since it's a fan-made video, I guess there isn't one.]

[Zhong Li: Generally speaking, rationally speaking, it's true that they wouldn't win.]

[Furina: I also think I can't beat them.]

Funina explained the rules clearly: one against one, and no fouls allowed.

She began to choose her opponents, observing with wide eyes and confidence, and finally identified her target.

"It's you, the auntie with the tricolor dumplings."

Lei saw that Funina had chosen him, so he ate dumplings while approaching Funina.

Funina continued to provoke her, believing that her opponent looked ordinary and was no match for her.

"Don't look so fierce. Do you think you can beat me? I'll let you have a handicap, so hit me!"

[Luminous: Fou, you have such good taste in people! You picked Thor as your first choice, and even called him "auntie"! (,,?ω?,,)]

In real life, Furness, terrified, found herself next to Navelette and kept sending apologetic messages in the chat.

[Fryna: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, Lord Thor, I didn't mean to! ???]

[Lei Movie: It's alright, I don't care.]

The video continues, and after Funina finishes speaking, Lei punches Funina in the stomach, using all his lightning element. At that moment, it seems as if some red words rise from Funina's head—Critical Hit 999.

Fu Ningna spat out a mouthful of water, then wiped her mouth, squinted, and looked at Lei Movie.

"No, ma'am, what are you doing?"

Without thinking, Ying told Fu Ningna directly, though her voice didn't quite match her demeanor.

"I'm a farmer."

Although Funina was injured, she remained tough.

"Go back to farming and focus on farming!"

Ying just thought Funina was mentally challenged, cursed her for being crazy, and went back.

"No, you did something wrong and you talked back. If I didn't think you were crazy, I would have beaten you up long ago."

After giving a firm rebuttal, Funina moved on to the next round of selections.

"You shorty, you're the one who's almost five feet tall. If you're short, admit you'll get beaten and stand up straight. Come out here!"

Wendy looked around to make sure they were calling her, then stood up and walked to the front row.

Wendy: System, you're slandering me! It's slandering me! Slandering me!

[March 7: Pfft~, don't worry, Wendy, it's just fan art, it's perfectly reasonable.]

Klee: Wow, Wendy's suddenly grown so tall! But why are his legs twice his body length?

[Jean: Klee, don't worry about it. There's no such thing as someone that outrageous in the world.]

When Funina noticed Wendy's height when she stood up, she sensed something was wrong and quickly cut her losses.

"I have the utmost contempt for dishonest people! Sit down!"

Wendy had no choice but to sit back down after hearing what Furna said. Furna didn't believe that she could beat any of the many people, so she continued to choose.

After observing for a while, she spotted Zhongli between Xianyun and Shenhe.

"Hey, you arrogant old man standing in the middle, come out here!"

When Fu Ningna saw Zhong Li walk out and reveal his Saiyan-like physique, she quickly changed her tune, fearing that he might unleash a Kamehameha wave at any moment.

"Old man, I wasn't calling you, I was calling that short, ugly melon. Short, ugly melon, I've been putting up with you for a long time, come out!"

This time, Frynn pointed to Paimon, who was standing between Luminosity and the sky.

Sora and Ying turned to the side, revealing Paimon's muscular physique. As they moved, Paimon's muscles emitted a terrifying creaking sound.

[Ying: Hey big brother~, you must have trained Paimon in the video! I'll give you Paimon, you can train him!]

[Empty: No, little sister, how could I possibly do that?]

[March 7th: Why does this feel more like Pam's second phase to me?]

[Pam: March 7th passenger, how did you know, Pam! Pam's clothes ripped off JPG.]

[Star: March was just a guess! I didn't expect you to actually have it!]

Kiana: Thankfully, the mochi won't turn into this.

[Rin: Yeah! A bum like that would be terrifying.]

To minimize her injuries, Furna quickly stopped Paimon from advancing.

"Alright, that's big enough, big enough. No, not a single one of you looks human. It's your own fault for being so useless. Today's decision is canceled."

Just as Funina was about to leave, the young master arrived with his teacher and pointed at Funina:

"She slandered me!"

[Navia: I knew the ending all along, but I never expected you, Funina, to have such a good eye for talent!]

[Paimon: Exactly! You can't beat any of the Anemo, Geo, or Electro gods!]

[Ying: Pfft~, and there's also Muscle Paimon and Skykirk.]

[Furina: I've sacrificed so much, System, you have to compensate me properly!]

"System: Here it comes! Vilette has received the reward: Endless Water Jug."

Navelette was very satisfied with the item's description; the water jug ​​would refresh daily with water from different regions and with different effects.

"System: Congratulations to Zhong Li for obtaining Da Chao's glasses."

Zhong Li felt good; she no longer had to worry about her secret identity being exposed.

"System: Congratulations, Funina, on obtaining..."

Chapter 13 Qingque, the Model of Diligence

"System: Congratulations to Funina for obtaining an everlasting cupcake."

[Funinga: Yay! Now I can have as many cakes as I want! And the flavors are random!]

[Paimon: Frynn, can I use my own savings to buy your little cake?]

[Furina: No, but I can treat you to a small cake!]

[Paimon: Yay! Fryna is the best. Can the system give Paimon a reward like this next time?]

System: No problem! Don't worry!

"The next video to be played is a fan-made video by Bengtei."

Such encouragement to study

(The material comes from Bilibili up-master "Yunliwuli_Shuangmenfumenzhu", thank you for the authorization)

In a familiar corner of the fairy boat, Xingzai, Hunting March 7th, and Qingque were talking about something.

"Sister Qingque, I'd like to ask you..."

Qingque already knew the purpose of March 7th, and immediately agreed without the slightest hesitation.

"Sister March, no need to say more, it's a sword fight, right?"

March 7th was somewhat shocked that Qingque had guessed her request so quickly.

"How did you know?"

Qingque was very confident in her abilities and told the two of them directly.

"Having worked at the Taibu Si for over ten years, I saw Xiao Xuanzi tinkering with the Qiong Guan Formation every day. It's just a matter of seeing and hearing colors, nothing to mention."

[Star: Sparrow! Did you wander into the wrong movie set? Our world doesn't have a system of domineering auras, right? I want to learn it too!]

[Qingque: I want to too! But I don't know how!]

[Fu Xuan: Qingque! I think you should explain the nickname "Little Xuanzi"! (?°д°)]

[Ying: Mr. Que, aren't you afraid of getting into trouble for addressing your boss like that?]

After hearing Qingque say so on March 7th, he believed in Qingque's abilities.

"Then please help me think of a solution!"

Qingque looked at the two of them and indicated that she knew the reason for the matter, and asked them to follow her.

“You all come with me to deflate his arrogance. I want him to know that if loving your job is a disease, then I’m in the intensive care unit and he doesn’t even qualify as an intern.”

"Sister Que, this sword competition depends on you!"

~~~~~~~Cool!~~~~~~~(Advanced transition sound effects)

The three arrived at the place where they had agreed to a duel with Scott, who looked at the little girl in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"Wait a minute, who are you?"

“I am the gatekeeper of the Tabuan.”

After listening to Qingque's self-introduction, Scott relaxed and regained his previous arrogance.

"Tch, a mere diviner from the Grand Diviner's Office, nothing special!"

Seeing that Scott was questioning her abilities, Qingque had no choice but to calmly recount her achievements.

"To put it simply, my boss is the real power behind the Grand Divination Bureau. If Xiao Xuanzi wants to foresee the future, he needs to rely on the Qiong Guan Formation."