Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

Author: Haoyangming

Summary: [Honkai Impact 3rd] + [Genshin Impact] + [Zero Zone] + [Honkai Impact 3rd]

[This mainly features fan-made videos and character reactions. This book is for fun and is written almost entirely outside the original setting.]

(Some of the materials were created by the author)

Otto: Yae Sakura, give me back my wife!

Sand Gold: Sisters, I miss you all so much.

Bell: I want to trade my brother for a girl.

Kiana: Mei can only be mine.

Tianli: She really is my wife, Ying, you should find another sister!

Chapter 1 Unofficial History (Part 1): Wendy Disgusts Dvalin

"Xiao Bai, how many years have you postponed your graduation?!"

The gossip-eating system in the next class has already become an elite, and you're still stuck in the same place!

In an ordinary office, a large, crystal-clear orb of light is reprimanding a small, jade-white creature.

"I just don't want to work! It's so much better to just lie down and do nothing!"

To escape the teacher's nagging, Xiaobai hurriedly left school to find a world that suited him.

"Hey, Xiaobai is always so impulsive."

"Ah! Found it! This is it!"

"Chat group construction begins"

"Traveler Ying joins the chat group"

"Mondstadt residents join chat group"

"Star Train has entered the chat group"

"Star God joins the chat group"

"Interstellar Peace Company joins chat group"

"Enter the Far East Demon Cave chat group"

"Destiny enters the chat group"

"Legendary rope maker Phaethon joins the chat group"

"System: Hello, I am the second creation system, responsible for creating fun and making things interesting. You can call me Xiaobai. By the way, I will be responsible for the punishment and reward when you answer questions."

[Luminous: This thing shouldn't be a Teyvat product, right?]

[Cavalry Captain Kaeya: This is quite interesting!]

[Xiangling the cook: Traveler, you're here too!]

[Araki Kazuto: My dear friend, when will you have time to come back and participate in this year's insect fighting tournament?]

[Kiana the Cat: Aunt Himeko, what's this?]

[Aha: Aha, I heard there's some fun here!]

[Galaxy Baseball Star: Oh! Something dirty.]

[Danheng: Xing, don't speak carelessly!]

System: Alright, here's something fun for you guys first.

"The Stranger Chasing the Wind"

(Thanks to Bilibili up-master "Fictional Historian, Aishi" for sponsoring the materials)

The scene begins with Ying entering with flowing golden hair, accompanied by a white, floating spirit that is looking around.

The two walked along a forest path, surrounded by tranquility and peace.

"Ah, look!"

Paimon noticed something, looked at Luminous, and pointed forward to warn her to be careful.

Ying quickened her pace and arrived behind a tree to her left, cautiously peeking out to see what was going on.

"Holy crap! What is this?"

Ying and Paimon were both stunned by what they saw and spoke from the bottom of their hearts about the essence of Chinese culture.

There, Wendy, dressed in light blue and white, was talking to Dvalin.

The two lowered their voices, intending to listen to what the human and the beast had to say.

Wendy suddenly put her hand next to Dvalin's mouth:

"Ah... I just went to the toilet and haven't had a chance to wash up yet. You can smell me if you don't believe me!"

Paimon didn't quite understand Wendy's behavior and started complaining.

"Huh? I can smell it from this far away!"

At that moment, a flash of blue light passed over Ying's body. She looked at her hands in confusion, still somewhat bewildered.

However, at this moment, Dvalin suddenly went berserk and began to roar like a dragon.

"Ah~~~..."

Wendy reacted quickly and hurriedly raised her hand to shield her face from the spit.

Just as Dvalin was about to swing his claws, Wendy took a step back and successfully dodged.

When Dvarin realized he had missed, he shook himself, creating a gust of wind that rustled the leaves.

Seeing that Dwarin was about to leave, Wendy turned into a wisp of wind and disappeared from the spot.

"System: What did Dvalin plan to say during takeoff?"

A. Barbatos, get your business done!

B. Ugh, so stinky!

C. Barbatos, There's someone behind the tree

D. I really can't stand it anymore, let's find somewhere to get some fresh air first! Ah!

[Emergency Food Paimon: Ying, do you remember what Dvalin said back then?]

[Traveler Ying: How would I remember? But since it's unofficial history, I'll choose... I'll choose D.]

[Trail Blazers: So, why did you choose D?]

[Paimon: I know, of the three short and one long, choose the longest!]

[Qin: Uh, as expected of unofficial history, even the options are so illogical.]

"System: Congratulations, Ying answered correctly. Paimon's food intake will be reduced by half as a reward."

[Luminous: Really?! Don't lie! This way I can save up a lot of Mora from all the quests I get!]

[Paimon: How could you do this? (Paimon stomps his feet - JPG)]

Using the airflow created by his wings, Dvalin soared into the sky, taking deep breaths as he spoke, trying to forget the taste he had just experienced.

"I really can't take it anymore, let's find somewhere to get some fresh air first! Ah! That feels so good!"

Once Tvalin was far away, Paimon looked at the spot where Tvalin had been lying.

There, something emitting a red glow floated.

"Huh? What's that? It looks a bit like a pile of poop..."

Paimon turned around and met Ying's gaze, then proposed an idea that would hurt others without hurting himself.

"Why don't you go take a look first?"

"Hey? Say something!"

Are you mute?

"Never mind, I'll go!"

Seeing that Ying remained silent and kept staring at her, Paimon had no choice but to fly towards the object himself, with Ying following behind him.

The two walked up the slope and looked at the floating object in front of them, somewhat at a loss.

Paimon was the first to ask a question, looking at Ying and waiting for her answer.

"Huh? So, is this thing actually a pile of poop?"

Because Ying had not responded to Paimon's question, she became irritable, and Paimon was so anxious that he started using his national treasures.

"You son of a bitch, say something!"

"Have you been scared out of your wits by the dragon?"

In the distance, a girl wearing rabbit ear hair accessories ran over, intending to land smoothly in front of the two of them with a leap of faith.

"Hey! Amber, the flying champion of Mondstadt, has arrived! All of you get out of my way!"

From the moment Amber appeared, Luminous and Paimon stared intently at her, curious about how she would make a cool entrance.

With a single mistake, Amber lost her footing upon landing and ended up lying flat on the ground.

"Hey! Bull!"

After a while, Amber successfully stood up and acted arrogantly towards Ying and Paimon, even letting out a soft hum as she finished speaking.

"You two country bumpkins, now that you've seen me, why don't you immediately perform a knightly salute? Humph!"

After delivering her cringeworthy lines, Amber returned to normal and began the standard questioning process.

"Where are you from? What brings you to Mondstadt?"

Ying stared at Amber with wide eyes, hoping she could understand the meaning behind her gaze.