Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

"Hehehe!" Lin Zhu's eyes lit up, and he laughed foolishly.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): Does the group have a time travel function? For example, sending people to another world.

[Ding, %￥#@&*~&……%, system overload, planning service suspended, estimated repair time three years.]

Lin Zhu was dumbfounded.

The people in the group were dumbfounded. They had been ready to type "1" but this was what happened.

For a moment, I didn't know what to say about Lin Zhu.

He was the one who enabled the planning function, and he was also the one who messed it up.

Lin Zhu also felt embarrassed.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): Sorry everyone, this group is a bit fragile.

The Holy Gate Successor (IP Western Regions): Going crazy, going crazy, going crazy.

Three emojis.

Then there's Peach Blossom Chef, the Overlord's Daughter, and the Bee-Keeping Girl (IP Guanzhong)...

Frustrated memes flooded social media.

Lin Zhu didn't dare to ask for help for a moment.

"Let them calm down. But is it really okay for a grown man like me to mingle among a group of beautiful women?"

The corners of his mouth turned up.

Chapter 2 The Beautiful and Kind-hearted Older Sister

After a while, Peach Blossom Chef and the others finally quieted down.

Lin Zhu then made his own request.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): Could any sister provide some food? I'm in Gusu because of the flooding and I'm starving. @All Members

My cousin's fiancée (IP Baoding): Were you affected by the disaster? I'll go prepare and be ready to receive messages.

Cousin's cousin (IP Suzhou): I'm having lunch here too, I'll pack it up for you now.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): Thank you! Thank you!

The girls in this group are quite lovely; more than ten people immediately wanted to "feed" him.

The Overlord's Daughter (IP Western Regions): Here you go, my pig lung soup.

[Ding! The overlord's daughter has teleported over with a bowl of awful-tasting pig lung soup. Accept?]

Lin Zhu quickly refused.

This line of text can be seen not only by him, but also by other group members.

Peach Blossom Little Chef (IP Donghai): I want to see what kind of pig lung soup tastes so bad.

[Ding, the overlord's daughter has returned a bowl of pig lung soup.]

The Overlord's Daughter (IP Western Regions): Good intentions are wasted; if you don't want to eat it, fine.

Lin Zhu silently thanked Miss You Ruo for her great mercy.

The daughter of a powerful ruler, the location is in the Western Regions, and the pig lung soup is cooked so badly, who else could it be but Xiong Ba's daughter, You Ruo?

He really wanted to ask if the pig lung soup was prepared for Nie Feng, and if he was the test subject.

But considering that the identities of the group members were all hidden, I decided not to ask.

A moment later, the group system notification sounded.

[Ding! Peach Blossom Chef has delivered a personally prepared feast. Accept?]

[Ding! My cousin's cousin sent four dishes. Do you want to accept them?]

[Ding! Your grandma has sent you a feast. Do you want to accept it?]

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Lin Zhu received them one by one and placed them in the storage space.

I am your grandma (IP Western Region): It really can teleport.

Donghai Sanren (IP Donghai): Senior sister, this group is so mysterious, how could it be impossible? @I am your grandma.

I am your grandmother (IP Western Region): You call me senior sister, who are you, Li Qiushui, that bitch?

Donghai Sanren (IP Donghai): I am not the older sister.

I am your grandma (IP Western Regions): You are the junior sister, and you are in the East China Sea?

Donghai Sanren (IP Donghai): That's right.

Peach Blossom Chef (IP Donghai): You two actually know each other!

Donghai Sanren (IP Donghai): I think since this group is so magical, we'll run into each other sooner or later, so I might as well clarify my identity. I am Li Canghai, from the Xiaoyao Sect.

[Ding! Detected the first person from the East Sea Wanderer to reveal their identity. The identity concealment mechanism has been lifted. Li Canghai has gained ten years of internal energy cultivation.]

Lin Zhu was watching the excitement when the system pulled this stunt.

Ten years of cultivation!

Then Li Canghai stopped talking, probably because he was trying to break through to the next level.

I am your grandma (IP Western Regions): My real name is Wu Xingyun, also known as Tianshan Tonglao, and I come from the Xiaoyao Sect.

[Ding! Detected Wu Xingyun's second self-disclosure of his identity, granting him nine years of internal energy cultivation.]

Deep Palace Moon (IP Shuzhong): Inviting the Moon from the Flower Palace.

[Ding! Detected that Yaoyue is the third person to reveal her identity, gaining eight years of internal energy cultivation.]

In other words, only the top nine get the benefits? Lin Zhu wondered.

Immediately following this was a series of dinging sounds.

Huang Xuemei, the Six-Fingered Qin Demon; Bai Feifei, the Orphan and Widow; Lin Chaoying, the Tomb Raider; Zhu Yuyan, the Holy Gate Empress; Fan Qinghui, the Compassionate Salvation Journey; Yan Fei, the Sun Goddess; Dongfang Bai, the Missing Sister Notice.

As these ten individuals revealed their identities, several more people in the group were trembling with fear.

These girls haven't said much since the chat group was created.

Zhu Yuyan: Wanwan, your teacher knows you're here too.

[Ding! Wanwan has revealed her identity and gained six months of internal energy cultivation. Any other member who reveals their identity after this will receive the same amount of cultivation.]

Wanwan: Your disciple greets Master.

Zhu Yuyan: Fan Qinghui, all of you from Cihang Jingzhai, come out too.

Fan Qinghui: Feixuan, Mengyao, Bingyun.

Shi Feixuan: Greetings, Master.

Qin Mengyao: I have met my senior master.

Jin Bingyun: I have met my senior master.

Lin Zhu was eating the dishes with gusto; all they had delivered were dishes, not even white rice.

The dishes sent by Peach Blossom Little Chef, also known as Huang Rong, are the most delicious and have the most variety. These are what he is eating now, while they are still fresh.

However, he is now somewhat worried that the Cihang Jingzhai and Yin Gui factions will fight each other.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): You two groups, don't make a mess of the group chat. Keep things harmonious. If you want to cause trouble, then settle it in real life.

Shepherdess (IP Jiangnan): Agreed!

Unrivaled (IP Guanzhong): That should be the case.

My cousin's cousin (IP: Gusu): I agree too!

...A whole bunch of people agreed.

Zhu Yuyan: Let Cihang Jingzhai off the hook this time, Wanwan and I will go refine our cultivation.

Wanwan: Yes, Master!

Fan Qinghui: We're going too. @Shi Feixuan, Qin Mengyao, Jin Bingyun.

Qin Mengyao and Jin Bingyun: 'Why isn't Master here?'

This time, the group finally quieted down.

Lin Zhu had filled his stomach and then began to think about where he should stay for the night.

We can't exactly spend the night in the wilderness, can we?

He decided to borrow some money from the girls in the group.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): Could any sister lend me some money? I'm penniless and powerless, stranded in the wild, and I'm afraid I'll be eaten by wild animals at night.

Singing and dancing masters (IP Central Plains): Poor little guy.

[Ding! A performer has sent you a hundred taels of silver. Do you wish to accept it?]

Unrivaled (IP Guanzhong): Don't send silver notes, they're too big and easily attract unwanted attention.

[Ding! Wushuang Wudui has sent you ten taels of silver. Do you wish to accept it?]

Lin Zhu accepted without hesitation.

Chuanlin Zhuye (IP Gusu): Thank you both so much, I am very grateful.

Unrivaled (IP Gate): Be extra careful when you're out and about.

Afterwards, the beautiful women in the group sent their blessings one after another.

Lin Zhu felt a warmth in her heart; most of the older and younger women in the group were beautiful and kind-hearted.

After closing the group chat, he thought for a moment and decided to find a small town nearby to settle down.

He didn't plan to go to Suzhou; village life was inconvenient, and a small town was the best place for him.

After a while of fiddling around, Lin Zhu was covered in mud, from his hands and feet to his face.