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Then, he quickly chanted a spell, dipped his hand in ice cream, and drew a sacrificial circle on the table to summon the food demon.

"boom!"

The demons summoned by the cultists have caught up and blown off the roof of the ice cream truck. Constantine, his hands trembling, finished drawing all the magic circles.

As the array began to glow, Constantine's smile gradually turned sinister:

"Hey guys, I'm treating you to a demon feast, a demon from another dimension! The taste of magic will absolutely blow you away! Hehehehehehehe..."

If there were any passersby here, they would definitely mistake Constantine for an evil archmage!

Dozens of werewolf-like gourmet demons burst out of the magic circle. Each of them had a ferocious face and drool dripped from their mouths. They pounced directly on the few four-eyed reptilian demons.

When the offspring of the Sangu Demon saw the werewolf-formed gourmet demon, the memories of some of their deceased brothers were activated by the scene, and they saw images of some of their brothers being turned into various meat patties by the werewolf.

What's most important in life? Timing!

The same principle applies to making demons; without sufficient heat, they cannot be cooked thoroughly!

"You guys, be gentle and don't chop it too finely, otherwise you won't be able to grill it. Just be gentle and twist off the top!"

The burly werewolf took charge of the operation, calling out to his subordinates like a chef, "When you're cutting down these otherworldly demons, use your brains more."

Constantine continued his escape; he had already sacrificed all the ice cream on the ice cream truck, and he desperately needed to find other food.

It's strange, but in the previous era, he was inseparable from cigarettes and alcohol, and only by relying on cigarettes and alcohol could he deceive a bunch of demons. In this era, he can only rely on earth food to cast spells.

If it weren't for the gourmet demons he summoned, who would leave not even a scrap of meat when cutting down otherworldly demons, Constantine could have used the flesh of these otherworldly demons to summon even more powerful gourmet demons!

Chapter 387 Facing a Life Forced into Misfortune

The chaotic annihilation place of the spacetime black hole.

Tian Xiaoban, wielding the God-Slaying Weapon, floated unconscious here. His over-the-top transformation time had already ended. If it weren't for the sword in his hand, he would never know what he would have become.

The Godslayer Martial Arts was vibrating continuously, as if it had sensed something. Its inner power controlled Robos's body, and then it flew at high speed in one direction!

The sword tip thrust straight forward, as if tearing something apart, and the Godslayer flew out with Tian Xiaoban in tow.

In the gap between countless parallel universes, a smooth crack unfolded from inside the Wantianyi, and Tian Xiaoban was taken to one of these universes.

He descended from the sky, and with the aid of a sword, his target was Earth.

On this day, half the world saw a meteor streak across the Earth's surface, and the meteor itself crashed straight into Mr. Lu, who was on vacation.

Whoosh—thump!

Lucifer's yacht had a hole punched in it, and half of Tian Xiaoban's body was stuck in the hole, with his buttocks outside the boat and his upper body inside.

"Ouch! Ouch, why does it hurt so much!"

Tian Xiaoban had a large bump on his forehead, proof that he had smashed his head through the hull of the ship, and it was at this moment that he dropped the God-Slaying Weapon.

"Tsk tsk tsk, how did you get so disheveled? My good employee."

Lucifer is still an ordinary person who has sealed his powers, so he doesn't have the strength to pull Tian Xiaoban out of the hole. He has to do it himself.

"You have the nerve to say that? The sword you gave me is too evil. Ever since I got my hands on it, I've become more and more wicked. It was one thing to just slay angels on earth, but then an angel teleported me back to heaven."

You know me, I'm a fool not to take advantage of a good deal. Plus, this sword kept tempting me to fall. I remember I killed almost all the angels in Heaven. When I was about to kill the last one, I used too much force and shattered the Heavenly dimension, sending myself into a spacetime black hole.

After that, I remember nothing more. When I woke up, I was already here.

Lucifer glanced at him with a strange expression. Yes, that's right, it was indeed his passive ability: anyone who looked him in the eye had to tell the truth.

In other words, Tian Xiaoban really did experience so many bizarre things.

Then, Lucifer turned his gaze to the sinister longsword stuck in the cabinet next to him.

"This sword has changed so much, it seems you've really cut down quite a few. Maybe you've even cut down all the angel soldiers that the old man has accumulated over tens of thousands of years."

He had no interest in grasping the sword; the divine power within it was so intense in Lucifer's eyes that it was visible to mortals.

Now, whoever holds it can control this power that is almost capable of destroying the world.

Lucifer hadn't had enough fun yet, and he didn't want to be shackled so soon.

Yes, chains!

After gaining a certain level of God's power, Lucifer was to work for God!

Only those brainwashed fools in heaven would rush to do that!

"Eeya! Hey!"

Robos pulled himself out and instinctively reached for the sword, but this time, Lucifer stopped him.

"Have you thought this through? You've already been influenced. If you keep holding on, you might become the next me."

Tian Xiaoban immediately withdrew his hand and took a few steps back, moving away from the sword.

He doesn't want to be the scapegoat for all the evils of this world!

He, Tian Xiaoban, also has Garfield, his own parallel universe, and so many wonderful futures waiting for him to savor!

He must be out of his mind to turn himself into a second Lucifer!

"Hehe, I think I'm doing pretty well now. I'm going back to hell now. Do whatever you want with this sword. Throw it far away, don't get too close to hell, and don't get too close to me either."

Lucifer stopped him again:

"Hey, that won't do. Haven't you realized I'm in my normal human form right now? Go find a box, put this sword in it, and I'll teach you how to use the highest level of sealing magic. Anyone weaker than me won't be able to open it."

"What a nuisance. Why doesn't the boss just grab it and go stab God to death? That way, this sword won't cause me any trouble."

Despite saying that, Tian Xiaoban obediently found a box, a metal box used to store red wine on Lucifer's yacht.

It's just the right size to fit a sword inside.

"Hehe, if you shake hands, at most you'll be affected mentally, but what about me? If I shake hands, I'll become the old man's substitute. Not only will I have to do his work, but I'll also be subjected to the old man's self-directed and self-acted, completely illogical, serial hero stories that humiliate my intelligence."

Besides, I can only step down from this stand-in job after the old man is willing to come back. Do you think... knowing it's a trap... I'd be stupid enough to jump in myself?

Tian Xiaoban suddenly realized that he and Lucifer were actually complaining about who was having a worse time. Both of them were people who had been schemed against, and each of them was having a more miserable time than the other.

Tian Xiaoban drew the God-Slaying Martial Sword once more, passing it back and forth to him, with the thought of stabbing Lucifer to death in front of him.

"Look how weak he is, yet the power of God within him is so strong. Stab him to death, and you can take his place! Become a being as powerful as him!"

'Hurry! Go for it! Aim for his head! Stab it! Slash it, or even chop it off! Just a tiny wound, and I can drain his divine power!'

'You yourself said that the nature of the soul is bloodlust! Then hurry up and show your true nature!!!'

The whispers, advice, and temptations in my ear kept repeating themselves over and over again!

After being awakened by Lucifer, Tian Xiaoban was no longer tempted by such feelings, or rather, he did not possess Frieza's innate cruelty.

Despite the repeated temptations of the God-Slaying Martial Arts, Tian Xiaoban was still able to remain rational and make reasonable judgments.

He placed the longsword into the metal box containing the wine, and with Lucifer's help, used dark magic to lock the box with layers upon layers of magic arrays.

"Where do you plan to put this thing next?"

Tian Xiaoban questioned Lucifer.

"The most dangerous place is the safest place. Take it with you, and then give you that Garfield."

"What? Are you sure you're not joking?"

"Otherwise, where do you think you can hide? In this whole world, where can you hide without the old man sending people to find you? Only Garfield's inner universe is a truly safe place!"

Tian Xiaoban looked suspicious: "Really? Don't lie to me."

"Why would I lie to you? There's no benefit for me in lying to you. Trust me."

Lucifer's eyes were sincere. He was living the best life ever. He would have to be out of his mind to disrupt such a harmonious and wonderful life.

Tian Xiaoban: "...I still think you're very unreliable right now. How about we let another version of you speak?"

"No, wait! What are you doing!"

"Tenfold power! Lightning Strike Fist!"

boom!

The mortal Lucifer had his head blown off by this punch, but the next second, the omniscient and omnipotent Lucifer came online.

He glanced at Tian Xiaoban and the box, then sat down on the sofa with a bored expression.

"My previous idea was correct. The universe that this thing is sent into Garfield's body is indeed the safest. However, I must remind you that you have destroyed Heaven. It will take Heaven at least three months to repair itself."

In the past three months, you have disrupted the balance of the human realm, and demons from all dimensions are wreaking havoc. The cause and effect of this should be attributed to you.

"Sigh, things aren't going to be easy for me either."

Seeing the chaos and demonic forces that would follow, Lucifer could no longer seal himself away, as it would be pointless. He estimated that the seal would be forcibly broken by a sudden demon or cult member after only a few hours.

"That's easy," Tian Xiaoban said dismissively. "As long as I have more men than those demons, that's all that matters! I'm going back to hell, Boss Lu, you can get back to work!"

He carried the metal box, activated the Hell Teleportation Rune, and was enveloped in black magic, quickly entering Hell.

Chapter 388 The Savior Team Sets Off Again

Hell dimension.

Upon returning, Tian Xiaoban went straight to Garfield's cafeteria.

He was indeed eating here.

"Hmm, you're back? Come and try some of the new dishes."

Tian Xiaoban noticed the strangely shaped bones on the table and asked curiously, "What kind of creature's bones are these? I don't think I've ever seen you eat them before. They shouldn't be from a natural creature from hell, right?"

"Yes, it's from Earth. There have been a lot of creatures like this on Earth lately. The meat tastes strange, but the magic contained within it makes this odd taste surprisingly good. And it's the magic of an old guy."

"Oh? Who is it? I'd like to see which devil is so bold as to start sending people around while Heaven is in trouble."

"The Demon of the Three Palaces".

"Oh, so it was him. That makes sense."

The way the Third Prince searches for his daughter has always been the same. Regardless of whether Heaven can control him or not, if the Third Prince manages to find a loophole, he will continue to corrupt cultists on Earth and use them as sacrifices to release demons from other dimensions.

Invading Earth is irrelevant; the most important thing is finding his daughter.