American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Bang!

A green light flashed, and the light roared!

Batman, who was prepared, carefully observed the character in the light through his sunglasses.

A shiny bald head...?

No, that's not right!

That's not a bald head, that's...

An egg! ???

An egg that's two meters tall!

"Special crab gift! What kind of egg is this? It's so big!"

Jason was so shocked that he cursed. He had never seen such a big egg in his life.

"An egg?" the egg spoke, somewhat anxiously looking down at its reflection in the pool, and also uttered a curse: "Wardfuck, how come it's this guy! This unlucky thing even has it!"

It has a round body that is two meters tall, small eyes with eyebrows and a mouth, very thin limbs, round palms and one finger.

Batman, on the other hand, fell into self-doubt.

An egg... is it considered an animal? Aren't they supposed to require DNA? Logically, the creature that hatches from the egg should be the one inside!

Not a...egg!

"How did I become a dashing guy?!"

(P.S.: Handsome Bro is a classic character in the "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" series. He is an eggshell from a strange and wonderful world and likes to call himself a "prophet".)

Jason looked at an egg, which stared in disbelief at its reflection in the water, then squinted at its eyes, finding it utterly absurd!

"What kind of creature is this? Does it attack by spraying water from its eyes?"

"what?"

The dashing guy stopped crying, and the style of the scene suddenly changed. The egg, who was just breaking down and crying, was suddenly full of "confidence," a mysterious confidence.

"I am an immortal 'prophet'! You can worship me, but please don't fall in love with me!"

Jason: "..." He hardened, his fist hardened! He had never thought that balls could be so annoying!

Batman then spoke up: "Very good ability. I might not be able to look after you two from now on, so you two will have to team up!"

After he finished speaking, he fired his grappling hook and flew to the nearest big tree.

Jason and the dashing guy looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Let's go. Hopefully, your character's fighting ability won't be as weak as an egg!"

Jason made a comment and then ran towards the chemical plant.

"Hey, wait for me. Huh? Why are you running so slowly?"

The dashing guy just ran casually and easily caught up with Jason Todd, and even ran faster and faster.

Jason fired his grappling hook to catch up, barely managing to keep the score even.

As if suddenly remembering something, Handsome Bro patted Eggshell's head: "Oh, I almost forgot, Handsome Bro has never lost an escape!"

Jason, however, noticed with his sharp eyes that the eggshell had been cracked by the blow it had just delivered, and then inexplicably healed itself.

The eggshell actually grew back! The cracks are all gone!

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After checking it carefully several times, Jason couldn't help but complain:

"Your egg is quite amazing! Is it really immortal? I just saw that the cracks on your shell were automatically repairing themselves!"

The narcissism of this dashing guy is ingrained in his DNA; he's prone to getting carried away and becomes arrogant after just a few compliments.

"I already told you, I'm immortal, hahaha! Don't even mention cracks, even if you smash me to pieces, scatter me all over the ground, and then grind me into eggshell dust by a road roller, I can still revive! Hahaha..."

Jason always felt that this egg wasn't very smart.

However, he still said enviously, "That's fucking cool!"

"Then what's going on with your current speed? This egg doesn't look like it's suitable for running at all."

"The grappling hook gun retracts very quickly; how could you catch up to me with those skinny legs!"

The dashing guy replied, "I don't know either, but right now I feel full of energy! It's like I have inexhaustible strength!"

Moreover, I'm just an eggshell; my body is light, and there are no internal restrictions—it's a wonderful feeling!

Jason pointed to a large tree not far away, about half a meter thick, and asked, "So, how's your attack power? Can you smash that tree with one punch?"

"I don't know? I'll give it a try."

The dashing guy braked and stopped, leaving two strange skid marks on the concrete ground where his foot had scratched them. He charged toward the tree and threw a powerful punch.

"Mouth and teeth!!!"

Click!

The eggshell connecting the handsome guy's hand shattered instantly, spiderweb-like cracks covering half the egg...

Handsome Bro chuckled awkwardly: "Ah... well, after all, my body is still an eggshell."

It has the strength, but the reaction force is too much for the eggshell to withstand!

Jason: "Fuck, you're just as useless as an egg!"

The dashing guy got anxious: "How can I, a prophet, be like you mortals! A prophet must have something special about him!"

Let me think... Oh right, Jason!

"You contact Alfred right now and have him send me some fried eggs. I want some!"

"Eat my ass!" Jason turned and left. This glutton is hopeless! At such a crucial moment, he's still thinking about food! He'll eat himself to death!

The dashing guy caught up and rambled on, "Hey Jason, don't rush me. Even if there aren't any fried eggs, I'd be happy to have Alfred give me a few eggs!"

"At worst, I'll use magic to make my own fried eggs! Don't get me wrong, I'm really not doing this for food! Maybe these fried eggs will play a crucial role in the upcoming battle! Hey, listen to me, don't rush! Sharpening your axe won't delay your work!"

Jason ignored the idiot; they had already reached the perimeter wall of the chemical plant.

He glared disapprovingly at the dashing guy, and after the other shut up, he said:

"I'll go check the situation first; you figure it out yourself!"

Upon hearing that it was such a trivial matter, the dashing guy laughed and said, "Haha, don't underestimate the prophet! I have special skills in bypassing the Great Firewall!"

To Jason's astonishment, the dashing guy snapped his face shell off with a "snap," easily removed it, and tossed it into the chemical plant!

The remaining part retreated a few steps before crashing into the wall, shattering into pieces all over the ground.

The eggshell fragments floated upwards in a strange manner, chasing after the large piece of eggshell that had flown into the factory earlier.

Jason fired his grappling hook and chased after them. He looked at the eggshell on the ground, which was broken into several pieces, and saw it rapidly regenerating. His lips twitched involuntarily.

What kind of bizarre operation is this? It's just using a VPN, is it really necessary to make such a fuss?

"My remaining eggshells will automatically come after me. Pretty amazing, right? I can even slow down my regeneration and play dead!"

Looking at the smug white eggshell, Jason scoffed, "What a useless ability! Don't you know irony magic? Why don't you just talk and use magic to fly over here!"

"Haha, I forgot!" The restored Handsome Guy touched his white eggshell head and laughed awkwardly.

He himself realized that his eggshell-like mind was now prone to going off-topic, and he cursed inwardly: Damn handsome guy.

dong dong dong...

A group of people dressed in a very flamboyant, outlandish style surrounded them, guns in hand.

Click, click...

Hundreds of pistols were pointed at the two of them as they climbed over the wall.

"Oh no, we've been discovered!"

The dashing guy immediately handed Jason a piece of eggshell and then raised his hands.

Jason quietly stuffed it into his clothes, but just as he was about to do so, he realized there were too many people around.

He could only helplessly raise his hands; Robin's suit couldn't withstand so many gunshots.

But still feeling annoyed, he complained, "Damn it! You idiot! It's all your fault, the noise your eggshell made was too loud!"

"It's alright, watch me, the prophet!"

With a mysterious "confidence," the dashing guy stepped forward and said in a familiar tone, "Everyone, we're just tourists. Could you please give me some face and pretend we didn't see anything?"

To be honest, seeing such a weird thing that could even talk gave this group of lunatics and criminals quite a fright.

Brother A: "What the hell is this thing? A talking egg?"

Brother B: "Hey, it's Gotham, it's normal for weird things to appear. Don't be so surprised, it's probably just some weirdo doctor's doing again."

"Hey! Show some respect," said the dashing guy, annoyed. "I'm a prophet, after all!"

Little leader: "Stop talking nonsense, open fire!"

Bang bang bang bang bang…

Three minutes later...

A whole egg, after being covered in fire, was shattered by bullets into countless eggshells, making it look as if it had died on the spot.

Jason's lips twitched. He knew this guy wouldn't die, but seeing that he wasn't going to recover, he guessed that this guy was trying to play dead to get away!

"Gan!"

The gun barrels moved in unison, instantly pointing at Jason Todd.

One of the men shouted, "Take Robin away! That's what the boss wants!"

Jason kindly reminded him, "Hey! Wait a minute, you haven't dealt with it yet? It still has the eggshell!"

Henchman A: "Kid, you've got too much to say! Come on, or I'll kill you!"

His gun was pressed against Jason's forehead, still warm from the barrel.