American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Bruce Wayne's eyes flickered beneath the bat mask. After all, she was his first love, and he was still somewhat happy to see her again.

"Long time no see, young master. Oh, now you should be called Master Bruce."

Zatanna teased Batman, after all, he hadn't contacted her for so long, and the only time he did was for other reasons, which annoyed her.

Zatana's eyes were fixed on Batman.

"Yes, it's been a long time, Zatana."

Batman awkwardly shifted his gaze to the Joker's claws and asked, "What's going on with them? Magical puppets?"

"I don't know. I've checked them with magic. Their bodies haven't been tampered with, and their souls aren't there either. They don't seem to be ghouls summoned by a sacrificial ritual."

But they do possess a peculiar life force that constantly sustains their bodies. But that's not magic.

"Yeah……"

Zatana is now a famous magic master, and she says they are not magical creations, so these clown claws should not be magical creations either.

What could it be? Technology? Or some unknown ability?

Batman suddenly thought of the Shennong Beast that Tian Xiaoban transformed into, "Perhaps they might be alien technology."

He snapped out of his daze, nodded his thanks, and said, "Thank you for your help, Zatana."

Zatanna took a few steps closer to Batman, pressed herself against him, and whispered, "I'm not just here to thank you, Bruce."

Batman didn't hesitate. He had been treated by the Shennong Ruler for nearly an hour and was in excellent health. He couldn't withstand any more stimulation and carried Zatana into the bedroom.

Next... it was like a bolt from the blue, igniting a wildfire that couldn't be stopped. (The room was very soundproof; you couldn't hear anything!)

........................

Manor Restaurant.

"Hey bro, what a mess you look like."

Alfred asked, "Young Master Jason, do you know each other?"

Jason nodded, speaking in a friendly tone, "We used to work in the same place, and he helped me a lot! Plus, he's pretty skilled!"

Alfred nodded to indicate that he understood, and then placed Tian Xiaoban in front of the dining table.

He took out a lot of chocolate bars from the cabinet next to him, arranged them on a plate, and then brought them to Tian Xiaoban.

Alfred bought this from the dessert shop when he picked Jason up; he figured he might need it someday.

Jason looked at Tian Xiaoban, who was wolfing down chocolate, as if she had been tortured for three days and three nights without being given a single bite to eat.

He couldn't help but swallow hard, startled.

After swallowing several large mouthfuls of chocolate, Tian Xiaoban finally recovered.

He didn't know why, but after this transformation, he felt very hungry, even hungrier than after previous transformations.

Tian Xiaoban had just recovered when she said:

"Jason? Hehe, I'm quite surprised to see you as Robin! Could you please give me those chocolates, please?"

Jason pushed the chocolate in front of him away and complained, "...Aren't you tired of eating so much chocolate?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded and said seriously, "It's greasy, but I have to eat it. I feel like I'll starve if I don't."

Jason Todd: "..."

Alfred pushed the food cart to the table and said, "Gentlemen, afternoon tea is served. Today's dish is cheese steak!"

Looking at the plate covered by a lid, Tian Xiaoban didn't stand on ceremony: "Butler Afu, I need a lot of high-calorie food! This is clearly not enough!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Tian Xiaoban, I've prepared enough food for ten people, that's plenty!"

"Really! Thank you, Afu!"

With no worries about food, Tian Xiaoban focused all her attention on cooking.

He had a pretty good idea of ​​why he was so hungry.

Transforming into the Shennong Ruler is only one aspect; on the other hand, the Shennong Ruler also indirectly regulates Tian Xiaoban's human body.

The body, which was already somewhat malnourished due to gene optimization, should have been fully optimized after the treatment.

That intense hunger I felt just now was probably the emptiness I felt after conditioning my body, a feeling of energy deficiency.

Tian Xiaoban could clearly feel that the food she had just eaten was being quickly digested and converted into energy to feed back into her body.

Alfred kept watching Tian Xiaoban, watching him gradually become rounder from his thin frame through his voracious eating, and he couldn't keep his expression straight anymore.

He reminded him, "Mr. Tian Xiaoban, I think you need to rest. Overeating isn't a comfortable thing!"

Tian Xiaoban suddenly stopped eating, jumped up from his chair, and asked anxiously, "Butler Afu, where's the toilet?"

Alfred: "..."

How could you say that while eating!

"Go this way, turn right, and it's the third cubicle!"

"Thank you!"

Tian Xiaoban clutched her stomach and ran off anxiously.

"Pfft, hahahahahaha!"

Jason laughed so hard he clutched his stomach.

Chapter 19 Human's Max-Level Talent is Terrifying

As the saying goes: the more you eat, the more you poop!

After a satisfying and thorough bowel movement.

The energy from those foods had already completed its cycle in Tian Xiaoban's stomach, and then, following gravity, peacefully entered the toilet.

Tian Xiaoban felt an unprecedented sense of comfort and clarity, from the inside out.

When he went out to wash his hands, he looked up and was almost blinded by the handsome man in the mirror.

"Holy crap! Who is that incredibly handsome guy?! Who is he?! My eyes! My eyes!"

In the mirror, a handsome man, looking like a goofball, covered his eyes and howled.

When Tian Xiaoban realized what was happening, her eyes widened as she stared at the handsome man in the mirror. His sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes, his naturally handsome face, were outrageously good-looking.

"This...this...it's me! Holy crap, how did I become so handsome! Could it be...?!"

Tian Xiaoban looked at the watch in disbelief. This old watch was so amazing! It even had built-in gene optimization and cosmetic surgery effects!

If Tian Xiaoban had known that eating his fill would make him handsome, he would have definitely frequented more restaurants when he turned into a thief!

With this handsome face, great things can be accomplished!

From now on, Tian Xiaoban can even make a living with his face.

It's not like Batman is the only wealthy man in DC. Tian Xiaoban remembers, Lex Luthor seems to have a sister, right? Hehehe.

The man in the mirror revealed a sunny smile...

…………

Jason had already finished his second steak and felt a bit stuffed. He then exclaimed that Tian Xiaoban was a pig, how could she eat so much?

He glanced in the direction of the restroom and muttered, "Why did it take so long? Did he get lost?"

Wayne Manor is indeed huge. When Jason first came here, he got lost and wandered around for a long time without finding a toilet.

Seeing that Jason showed no sign of eating anymore, Alfred said while clearing away the plates, "He's probably constipated from eating too much."

He ate a lot of bread this morning, and just ate so much more…”

"That makes sense! But, Ah Fu, did Xiao Ban come this morning? Did he come to see me?"

"Yes, he came in the morning, but he didn't come to see you; he came to see the master."

He transformed into a chubby little monster, and with his tiny wings, flew to the manor gate and rang the doorbell.

Haha...that little guy is quite cute.

Alfred said with a smile.

"Looking for Bruce? Transformation?! Wow, he's gotten even more interesting in just a few days! Is that magic?"

Alfred explained:

"According to Mr. Tian Xiaoban's explanation, it's because of that strange device in his hand that he can transform into an alien. It's thanks to genetic technology!"

Just then, light footsteps sounded, and the two of them looked in the direction of the sound.

Upon seeing the approaching person, their bodies tensed up simultaneously.

The man's clothes looked familiar, but his face... was unfamiliar!

Jason had already pulled out a baton from behind him, and Alfred had pulled out a pistol from under the table.

"Who are you! Where did you come from! Why are you wearing a preschool uniform! Answer me, or we'll get physical!"

Jason roared and waved the stick forward, his expression full of threat.

"Wait, don't do anything, I surrender! Look, the one and only Omnitrix, I am Tian Xiaoban!"

“Impossible, how could you, how could you…” Jason found it difficult to say.

"Tall and handsome! Right!" Tian Xiaoban flirtatiously tossed his black hair. At 1.65 meters tall, he had already surpassed Jason.

"My genes have been modified, making me arguably the most perfect human on Earth! Being handsome is perfectly normal!"

"But just a few minutes ago, you were... such a tiny little kid, how did you suddenly become taller than me!"

Jason was incoherent and couldn't believe it; he suddenly felt the world was crazy.

Tian Xiaoban also knew that the current situation was very different from before, and even he himself was shocked, let alone others.

"Hey Jason, don't mind me. This is how I'm supposed to be. If I had the same food rations as I do now, I would have been handsome by now! Thanks, Alfred!"

Thinking back on his previous miserable life, Tian Xiaoban said: "It's all tears when I talk about it." He genuinely likes the life of the wealthy.

Alfred smiled and holstered his pistol. Now that he had recognized the other person, there was no need to be on guard anymore. He asked, "Don't mention it. Is there anything else you'd like?"