As she approached the pit, she didn't find a single spot that seemed like a trap, and she walked blindly without incident, which basically confirmed that the pit was definitely full of traps. The worst part was that she couldn't tell which spots were traps and which weren't.
"This is such a headache..." Miss Fox couldn't help but complain.
Miss Fan Gu looked behind her. There, a golden-haired mage had come to inspect the area because the weeds were swaying abnormally when Miss Fox approached. After confirming that there were no problems with the densely packed traps, he raised his hand, made a few gestures, and left.
Throughout the entire process, even when inspecting a trap array under Miss Fox's bottom, they didn't touch Miss Fox at all. The two seemed to have an unparalleled tacit understanding; when one raised their hand, the other reached out; when one withdrew their hand, the other also put it back; when one needed space, the other also moved to make room in perfect unison.
Countless near misses, almost meeting each other and noticing each other's presence, yet each time they just missed each other by a hair's breadth.
"What should I do? There are traps everywhere. How am I supposed to get through them?" Miss Fox was still complaining.
Just as the Golden-haired Mage left to a distance where he wouldn't notice Miss Fox's voice, the two seemed to exist in a world without each other, neither aware of the other, like two parallel lines that would never intersect.
Although they once stirred ripples of desire to touch each other, they ultimately fell just short, remaining parallel lines, unrelated to one another.
Miss Fan Gu remained silent in response.
Newbie here to fill in the blanks: Noelle, are there any lewd pictures while I was away?
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: This is really important to me!
Frustrated at not being able to find a solution, Miss Fox decided to seek help from netizens online.
Noelle: The information records are right there, can't you look at them yourself?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Since Noelle's always online, it's so easy to just ask her.
Noelle: I'm not a message logger!
Noelle: And I've never seen any of these people post any lewd pictures! You pervert!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Is that so...?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: But speaking of which, why are you the only one online at this time?
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Where are the others?
Noelle: Don't even mention it! That guy Aoyama has been causing trouble for most of the day! It only just calmed down!
Noelle: His speech was a mix of threats and fawning, his attitude changed drastically, and he was so disgusting that I wanted to block him!
Paid newbie: It's a shame this crappy group doesn't have an option to mute other people's messages.
Paid newbie: Finally, some peace and quiet! I thought it would be another period of time for Aoyama to dominate the scene.
Noelle: That guy from Qingshan calmed down not long ago, I don't know if he was tired or he finally passed out.
Noelle: I don't know what happened.
Newbie (just there to fill a spot): So what happened?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: I'm really curious!
Paid newbie: Noelle, did anyone post any lewd pictures while I was away?
Noelle: ...The information records are right there.
Noelle: Your next sentence is! "This is really important to me!"
Newbie paying for this: This is really important to me!
Noelle: ...
Newbie just there to fill a spot: To be honest, it's true.
Newbie here just to fill in the numbers: Nothing is more important than lewd pictures!
What was she trying to do on the group? That's not important anymore. What's important is whether there were any explicit pictures!
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Chapter 137 Persecution? Not at all!
Newbie just filling in the numbers: Let's not talk about that now, I'm faced with another multiple-choice question.
Newbie just trying to fill a spot: How to fight the enemy?
Paid newbie: Wow, why are you always causing trouble!
Paid newbie: When it comes to vampires and mind control, all I think of is...
Noelle: Hmm... this situation is a bit difficult.
Noelle: If the traps are this dense, the only way to advance is by digging, but that probably won't work. Since there are so many traps on the surface, there's no reason why there shouldn't be traps underground, or even in the sky. Triggering just one could be fatal, and then you'd have to figure out how to get out after getting close. This is a bit too difficult.
This newbie who's just there to fill a spot is causing too much trouble! I've decided that even if she rusts and breaks down outside, with only her head left in the group files, I will never choose to go to the world of this newbie who's just there to fill a spot!
Noelle: Why don't you try assassinating all the enemies lurking nearby? That way, no one can stop you from getting closer to your target.
Noelle: If you can't do that, then I can only suggest you give up, or wait until the experts in the group come back online and ask them if you can get any help.
Noelle: Of course, I've only just transmigrated, and right now I'm only at the very beginning. Many things are still missing, you know? I can only try to speculate based on the information I have. If there's any missing information, please let me know, and I'll try my best to add anything or offer suggestions...
Noelle: ...
Noelle: Why is it suddenly so quiet?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
( ̄ ̄;)...
Paid newbie: You're so serious!
Noelle: ?
Noelle: This is not a matter of course. It would be strange if you tried to drive on this lousy road!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: No, I want to see newbies who pay to show off their driving skills.
Noelle: ? ? ?
Newbie here to fill in: Ahem! To be honest, Noelle, your analysis was very insightful, and your suggestions were excellent in every way!
Paid Newbie: Actually, it doesn't need to be that complicated. Just download Noelle's head, turn on the energy detection function, and she can detect where there might be traps.
Paid newbie: Of course, this is on the premise that magic power is considered energy.
Noelle: ?
Newbie here to fill in the blanks: Does Noelle's head even have this function?
Paid newbie: Didn't I say so?
Paid newbie: No matter what, Noelle is a robot, and she needs energy for activities. If I don't equip her with a device that can find and extract energy on her own, what will I do when I'm too busy?
Paid newbie: Should I move over there to recharge?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless.
Noelle: You just said the most important thing in the most casual tone...
Paid Newbie: You're currently in the lowest power consumption mode. Hmm, that should last about a day or two.
Noelle: ...
Paid Newbie: By the way, if you're worried about people guessing you're nearby when you give Shalltear orders, you can have Noelle make you two earpiece wireless communicators.
For newbies who pay: Just feed her the appropriate ingredients.
Noelle: ? I have this function?
Newbie (just filling a spot): Oh, I see. Simply put, it's feeding Noelle minerals.
There's absolutely no problem with that. Although Miss Fox has given most of her minerals to paid newbies, she's still keeping some as a backup.
It's just stones, she'll provide plenty here!
Noelle: I have a question. I haven't agreed to the past yet!
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: ...Yeah, that's true (slaps chin)
Paid Newbie: My current world is 80s Japan, which can't handle your charging. We can't find Gilgamesh lately, and our gold reserves are running low. So you'd be better off going to a more high-tech world, or a world with magic, which is theoretically a form of energy.
Paid Newbie: If all else fails, this guy should still have a lot of ore; we can just endure the taste and eat it. Paid Newbie: It shouldn't cause indigestion.
Noelle: Hey, did you just say something really scary?!
Paid newbie: Any questions?
Noelle: Don't pretend this is normal, you bastard!
Paid newbie: Isn't it common sense that food has a taste? What's wrong with that?!
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: (thumbs up)
Noelle: Hey! What's with that thumbs up?!
Noelle: I have a feeling that you two are deliberately persecuting me!
The newbies who were just there to fill a spot and the newbies who were paying for the game exchanged a knowing glance across the world.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Yes, that's right, you've been tormented from the very beginning.
Paid newbie: How could that be? We didn't mean that at all.
Noelle: ...
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
Paid newbie: ...
Newbie (just filling in): Ah, sorry, I drank a bit too much and accidentally typed the wrong sentence.
Paid newbie: Yes, that's it. They've been tormenting you ever since you joined the group.
Noelle: ...Can you guys check your statements before trying to fool me?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: *sss*
Paid newbie: It seems the truth about what happened in '99 can't be hidden anymore.
Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Why are you bringing this up again? That thing from '99...
Noelle: You guys are making jokes and then trying to make them happen across different worlds, huh? Or are you trying to change the subject?
Noelle: Also, I'm a 90s kid too.
Ah, this...
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