Miss Fox is practically drooling with envy!
Seventeen-year-old girl: Yes, this is just a head and it has so many convenient-sounding functions.
My favorite is Magical Melly: If I could have the whole set, it would definitely have even more functions. Noelle is truly an essential item for home, travel, and outdoor camping!
Grocery store clerk: Science is so convenient!
Noelle: ...
Noelle: I'll cry! I really will cry! (Disdainful)
Noelle: I'm just an ordinary ghost, I don't have these abilities! No!
Paid newbie: As for the hands, feet, and body, I need to recycle them. Materials are scarce, and I want to make use of waste.
Noelle: Those are my hands and feet, don't talk about Noelle's hands and feet like recyclable trash!
Noelle: And why did you take my hands, feet, and body?!
Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Huh? Noelle doesn't know that?
Paid newbie: No, Noelle never activated the assistance system and was completely unaware of the shortcuts in the interface that were in her field of vision.
Paid Newbie: As for your body, you don't need to worry. Just eat more metals, and the miniature factories built into your brain will process them to 'repair' you into a usable body.
Noelle: Ugh! ?
Noelle noticed this after seeing what the two newbies in the group said.
There was indeed a white icon in the corner of her vision. Thinking that clicking it would open a complete list of features for the character Noelle, the Round-cornered Girl Unit-01, would appear before her. All the features the paid newbie had mentioned were indeed present in her head. It was truly awe-inspiring, a sight that would last a hundred years for Noelle.
Noelle: But why is it the round-cornered girl Evangelion Unit-01!?
Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: What a twisted sense of humor, coming from someone who pays to join!
Paid newbie: I didn't know at first that you would end up in Unit-01!
Noelle: ...There were other things before I fell apart.
Paid Newbie: Don't get me wrong, you caused the collapse yourself, but as for the spider, that was definitely my doing.
Noelle: ...
Noelle was torn between laughter and tears. She'd thought she'd transmigrated into a ghost, but it turned out she was a high-tech android. She'd assumed the newbie who paid for her services was a kind soul helping her for free, but it turned out he was just playing her for a fool. Yet now, he seemed quite attentive to her. She was utterly conflicted.
Paid newbie: If you guys are so interested, why don't you download Noelle yet?
My Favorite Magical Merry: Even so, it's weird to only have one head, isn't it, you delinquent Merry-chan~
Grocery store owner: After hearing about these functions, I'm quite curious about how they manage to cram so many things into one head, but it depends on Noelle's wishes.
Grocery store owner: You can't just download it and then disassemble a person's head into parts, can you?
Newbie just trying to fill a spot: Then after reinstalling, I found a few extra parts, which slowed down my thinking and made Noelle a complete idiot?
Noelle: ...Please don't utter such terrifying statements so calmly!
Seventeen-year-old girl: Yes, although Noelle keeps asking people to download her, she doesn't seem willing to go with anyone.
Newbie here to fill in the blanks: By the way, isn't paying for these days basically promoting round-cornered girl dolls?
Paid newbie: What, do you want to order a custom one?
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hehe~☆
Newbie here to fill in the blanks: I had a little success tonight, I got a whole bunch of strange ores~
My favorite is Magical Merry!
My favorite is Magical Meryl: Meryl-chan, come on, Meryl-chan, do that again~
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Hehe~☆
Newbie just filling in the numbers: Well... I mean, even the doctor probably doesn't know what I look like, how could they possibly imagine what I look like?
My favorite is Magical Mary: ...
The doctor suddenly felt a pang of sadness. This was the question he had been avoiding all along; why didn't Mei-chan have any self-awareness?
If that's the case, why did you tell him in the first place that they, as Mei-chan, were also boys?! Wouldn't it have been better to keep it from him all along?! (Tears streaming down her face)
Noelle: So, is there no one in the group whose world is even remotely reliable? (So tired)
Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: What are the standards for "reliable"?
Paid Newbie: I think my side is pretty reliable, excluding the fact that I'm about to debut as a streamer at Chaldea.
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Ah!
Seventeen-year-old girl: ? What's wrong with just filling in the numbers? Did you think of something~?
Newbie (just filling in the blanks): It's nothing, I just got bitten on the butt by something, it didn't hurt much, just a little sudden.
Noelle: ...Did you just casually say something that was packed with information?
Grocery store owner: Speaking of the most reliable one, it should be Shangshi, right?
Newbie here to fill the gaps: Monster Hunter, too bad I, a tough guy, don't have two hands.
Seventeen-year-old girl: It seems like Xiao Shangshi has been busy hunting all the time~
The seventeen-year-old girl: On the rare occasions I've run into her online, she's always just finished a hunting quest and is resting, though she occasionally uploads some monster meat.
A seventeen-year-old girl: She's a very busy person!
My favorite is Magical Mary: She seems to be very free at seventeen, and she always uploads strange things when no one is around, and then downloads them back herself.
My favorite thing about Magical Mary: It's all weird stuff—a breast wrap, a Japanese-style loincloth, a money box, you name it...
My Favorite Magical Merry: I suddenly remembered something, I have to go now! Goodnight, remember to go to sleep early! Merry-chan! Badass Merry-chan!
Seventeen-year-old girl: Hey! If you've got the guts to peep, then don't run away!
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: I feel like I missed out on millions!!
Newbie paying for this: I'm losing money hand over fist!!
Noelle: What kind of group did I join...?
Noelle couldn't help but let out a mournful cry!
[Beep! A newbie in the group has triggered a world quest!]
Chapter 125: Even missions outside the main plot have time limits!
Paid newbie: ...
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: ...Well, it was pretty sudden.
The group chat was going well, and then suddenly this group announcement popped up. It felt like being doused with a bucket of cold water when things were getting exciting. On such a hot day, it must have been pretty refreshing.
[Group Announcement: In the world where the newbies are joining the group, the world's consciousness has detected that the player who last entered the game world possesses an item capable of altering the world to some extent. Having learned a lesson the hard way, the world's consciousness will not allow such a dangerous item to exist. All group members participating in the mission are requested to destroy it!]
[Personal Request Mission: A request specifically requested by the World Consciousness] [New players must participate to fill the quota; other participants are not limited.]
[Being busy as the world's consciousness, I noticed that the newbie in the group had amazing luck (just kidding) and did quite well on the last mission, so I'm issuing another request.]
[If you also manage to eliminate the players who come to this world, there will be an extra small reward!]
[By the way, while the World Consciousness provided some assistance by preventing that player from using items for a short period, it won't last too long~]
The above is a standard group task description. It doesn't offer much information; it simply tells you directly that you should start a group to fill the large grave. And it's an urgent notice.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Oh, why does this task have a time limit?
Newbie here to fill in the numbers: I hate these kinds of quests no matter what game it is!
For newbies who pay: There are also escort missions! Escort missions are incredibly annoying!
Newbie just there to fill the numbers: Yeah, besides, I can't beat them, unless Uncle and Purple Mom come to help, um, or even Ban-ye who's been lurking for days!
Newbie here just filling in the numbers: Unless it's one of these three veterans in the group, going to the Great Tomb is basically just feeding us kills...
Noelle: Does the Great Tomb refer to Ainz Ooal Gown?
Paid newbie: Yes, Ainz Ooal Gown
Newbie just there to fill a spot: I've decided, I'll get stronger first!
She needs to reach at least level 30 to learn Sword and Shield Assault; otherwise, Miss Fox doesn't think she can even attempt the Great Tomb of Nazarick raid. Before her first awakening, she'll have a tough time against the Great Tomb of Nazarick in any situation.
Anyway, it affects the world, not her. As long as we are careful and hide, the day the golden elf wakes up will be her day to turn the tables!
[Ding~ A warm little reminder from the world's consciousness~]
That player intended to use a forbidden item because they were just filling in for newbies in the group. If they succeeded, they would definitely do something strange to the newbies in the group!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
For new players who pay: Is it a mandatory quest, or is the timer applied even when you're not actively participating in story events?
Grocery store owner: But what did you do to make up the numbers that made people hate you so much?
Seventeen-year-old girl: Little filler, you've really offended people! Did you steal someone's wife or add some weird color to their head?
Paid newbie: Purple Mom doesn't seem like an old person at all; she learns new things incredibly fast! (Thumbs up)
Newbie here to fill the gaps: Pshaw! That Ainz Ooal Gown, his entire skeleton is green every day! I don't need to add anything!
Noelle: If you want to enrage Ainz Ooal Gown... did you kill that NPC?
Grocery store owner: I see. The death notice that came along with the critical illness notice just now was because you were fighting those people.
Newbie just filling in the numbers: _(′?`」∠)_ Yes...
Aizen put down the Onmyoji materials in his hand and adjusted his glasses. He began to mentally calculate what excuse he could use to disappear from Seireitei for a while.
The atmosphere in Seireitei has been a bit tense lately, and I haven't been able to get away from it.
It's unclear which female Shinigami, addicted to Chinese BL (Boys' Love) novels, started writing BL fanfiction about the male characters in her squads, sparking a trend that quickly became a tradition within the Female Shinigami Association. Strange traditions abound. Incidentally, Aizen, Byakuya Kuchiki, Toshiro Hitsugaya, and Gin Ichimaru are among the most frequently appearing characters. They're either supporting or main characters. That's secondary; even if someone saw Aizen, they wouldn't care too much, just laugh it off. But then, some reckless Shinigami wrote a fanfiction about the Captain-Commander, a heavily ecchi BL fanfiction where the Captain-Commander is the bottom and all the male Shinigami in the Gotei 13 are his harem. And someone even read it at a meeting, only to have it confiscated by the Captain-Commander. The next day, the Captain-Commander, furious, summoned everyone from each squad to a meeting, demanding the Shinigami who wrote the fanfiction step forward and apologize. I thought that was the end of it. But wait... no one stepped forward to apologize!
At first, everyone thought they had the guts to write it but not the guts to admit it. However, after investigation, it was discovered that this erotic fanfiction seemed to have appeared out of nowhere and spread throughout Seireitei, with no trace of any writer. A search of all capable printing businesses inside and outside Seireitei revealed that none of them had ever printed this fanfiction. Yet, this fanfiction appeared suddenly like a ghost and spread widely throughout Seireitei, making it impossible to even pinpoint its earliest appearance.
This has directly led to the entire Seireitei being on high alert, with an incredibly tense atmosphere. At every meeting, the Captain-Commander would intentionally or unintentionally bring up whether the writer of that fanfiction had been apprehended, resulting in any suspicious activity within Seireitei being investigated and taken away. Aizen couldn't simply leave either.
"If I create a fake body, I don't know if I can still cover it up after crossing worlds..." For the first time in history, Aizen felt a headache coming on.
It's true that he can never maintain a calm attitude whenever anything involves his "daughter," the newbie who's just there to make up the numbers.
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