How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel

Noelle: Uh...

Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Looks like something's happened.

Paid newbie: I don't know if I encountered a teddy bear when I was completely paralyzed, or if I encountered a tentacle monster in its springtime state in the wild.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: If you were really experiencing all of that, the newbies would be enjoying it right now, wouldn't they?

Noelle: Please don't calmly utter such a terrifying statement.

Noelle: I just accidentally fell apart...

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Accidentally torn to pieces?

Paid Newbie: To be honest, I did this, I wrote the tally marks on the newbie's legs, and the child is mine! The newbie is a beautiful girl! I've used it, it's amazing!

Noelle: Please don't joke around! I'm serious!

Newbie here: By the way, which Noelle is the newbie?

Newbie just filling in the numbers: First of all, I guess it's definitely not Round-cornered Girl Evangelion Unit-01.

Paid Newbie: Secondly, the newbie isn't arrogant at all; she's quite normal, so she's not Noelle from Black Clover, but rather the older guy.

Grocery store owner: ...I want one too.

Grocery store owner: Then I guess the newbie is just using the ID Noelle, and is actually just another transmigrator like you who are just filling in the numbers or paying for the service.

Noelle: Yes, I'm a time traveler, and I've even transmigrated into a ghost.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Ghost, I can do that too!

Paid Newbie: I remember a comic where the male protagonist exorcised spirits by having sex with the ghosts, causing them to instantly become enlightened. So, what you're doing will make us newbies become enlightened too, so I suggest you don't.

Noelle: [Image (shivering)]

Grocery store owner: Let's continue talking about how the new recruits are falling apart.

Seventeen-year-old girl: The newcomer is a ghost!

A seventeen-year-old girl: If it's a ghost, then it's easy to understand why strange things would happen.

A 17-year-old girl: Do newcomers feel weak?

Newbie here to fill in the numbers: Do you have lower back and leg pain, low energy, and no appetite?

Paid newbie: Do you have trouble walking or standing, experience urinary incontinence, or always forget things?

Noelle: It's a ghost! It's a ghost! Ghosts don't need to go to the toilet!!

Noelle: I'm really, really weak. I can't even open the warehouse door.

Ruoxue extracted the keyword: warehouse

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Got it, pretty girls don't need to go to the bathroom.

"Just filling in the numbers, newbie": That means newbies have a birth module, so they can be used as...

Noelle: You haven't given up yet!

Seventeen-year-old girl: You're just filling in the numbers, you'll scare the newcomers away.

A seventeen-year-old girl: If a ghost is so weak that she can't even open a warehouse door, it seems the newcomer isn't in very good shape.

Noelle: What will happen to me!?

Noelle immediately tensed up.

A seventeen-year-old girl: Ghosts and monsters are generally fueled by human fear; they are born from humanity's fear of death.

A seventeen-year-old girl: Newcomers these days probably lack fear, and that fear is slowly disappearing.

Noelle: Does that mean I'm going to get a GG right after I transmigrated?!

No way! She just died once and transmigrated into a ghost! Although it wasn't the ghost she wanted, at least she came back to life! She hasn't lived enough yet!

Noelle: Purple Mom!

Noelle retracted a message.

Noelle: Purple Sister, please come and save me!

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...

Newbie here: I think Purple Mom's analysis is flawed.

Newbie here to fill in the blanks: Although, well, your method is super versatile, it works for almost any Japanese adult film.

I don't know how island nations managed to achieve unification.

In any film or book related to demons and monsters, the core premise is that all supernatural things are born from human emotions such as fear and faith.

Whether it's a monster, a ghost, or a deity, the most fundamental core element is the various negative or positive emotions of humankind. They may look down on humans, but they cannot exist without them.

Miss Fox has been wanting to complain about this for a long time. Can't they come up with some legitimate monsters or gods? I'm so tired of all this incense-burning deity stuff. Is it even interesting?

Newbie just filling in the numbers: So, if the newbie Miss Noelle isn't from the Japanese system, but rather from the Chinese system—born from the resentment or obsession of the dead combined with favorable timing and location—the situation could be very different.

Newbie commenter: What if Noelle's condition is similar to possessing a female ghost's 'body,' causing the ghost's original thoughts to dissipate and her existence to lose one of its sources (the resentment or obsession of her former self)? Then, according to your theory, wouldn't it be impossible to save her no matter what?

Noelle: ...Please don't change me into a beautiful girl without my permission, it's really bothering me.

Seventeen-year-old girl: ...That's definitely true.

Seventeen-year-old girl: But little one, you called me "Mama Zi," and I really can't pretend I didn't see that!

Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: I know about Purple Mom now, I understand Purple Mom

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Don't worry about such trivial matters. Let's continue discussing how to train newbies.

Noelle: Please be serious! Don't joke about me in this situation!

(╬￣皿￣) I'm angry, but I can't hit it.

Previously, I had some reservations about this newbie who was just there to fill a spot, but this is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in thousands of years (...47 years)!

Just wait! The chat group will eventually allow time travel!

Don't get angry, don't get angry, just bear with it a little longer. The focus now is on the newcomers, the focus now is on the newcomers!

After silently repeating it to herself several times, Yukari Yakumo successfully calmed down.

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...We know nothing about the situation with the new recruits. It's hard to say whether it's the same system we have or the system you mentioned that's just filling in the numbers.

Noelle: Does that mean I'm really going to die?

Noelle's eyes welled up with tears—of course, this was just Noelle's imagination.

Her eyes were completely incapable of producing tears, and in fact, she couldn't produce any bodily fluids at all. This perfectly matched her current status as a female ghost.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Newcomers to the group are doomed...

A seventeen-year-old girl: ...

Newbie here: Seriously, would using the Grim Reaper approach work? @General Store Uncle

General store owner: I don't know what ghosts from other worlds are made of, and I can't just send them my Zanpakuto, can I?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: That's true, newbies these days don't even have hands to stab themselves with a knife.

Newbie (just filling a spot): Well, there's nothing I can do then. I can only offer my condolences for a few seconds. Rest in peace. I hope the ghost is alright.

Noelle: Ugh, I can't believe I'm going to die at the spawn point right after transmigrating! A warehouse with absolutely nothing except a full-length mirror, covered in dust and cobwebs, me wearing tattered clothes, and all I have in my hand is a rusty machete.

Noelle: I don't even know what the outside world is like, or where I am in the world.

Noelle: All my joints will just separate here, leaving me completely immobile until everything turns to smoke and disappears...

No one spoke at this point, silently watching Noelle gradually begin to ramble incoherently.

From the misfortunes before time travel, to discovering that he had become a ghost after time travel, to hitting his head and putting it back on incorrectly, and now waiting to die.

You can feel Noelle's despair even through the words.

Aside from that person lurking and spying on the screen—

Ruoxue extracted the following keywords: full-length mirror, dust, cobwebs, tattered clothes, rusty machete, all joints of the body separated, head smashed...

Ruoxue, who was lurking and spying on the screen, thought for a moment and wondered why these keywords all seemed so familiar.

"Aige!!" When in doubt, call Aige!

"Master! Ai Ge is here! Ai Ge is right here!"

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Chapter Ninety-Two: Miss Noelle's Ghostly Design

"Love Song, Love Song, keywords: warehouse, full-length mirror, dust, cobwebs, tattered clothes, rusty machete..."

"What are you saying, Master? Isn't that what you just mentioned, the character keywords you added to the practice dolls that were thrown into the warehouse?"

"..." Ruoxue fell into deep thought.

Who am I? Where is she? What's the situation now? How's the battle on Reach? Does this count as a time travel collision? So many parallel worlds in the Type-Moon universe just happened to collide.

This isn't just about picking an auspicious day to get married; the other person is practically handmade, so you can change them to any model you want. Even if their tastes change in the future, they can adapt to your lifestyle. It seems like nothing could be more tempting.

"Master, should I still have our house decorated?" Aigo asked, noticing the problem.

"Continue, of course continue, and while you're at it, remember to spread the urban legend even more widely!" Originally, Ruoxue only set up the fake haunted house to fish for fun, but now that she has an even more fun toy, she certainly won't let it go.

That's perfect, since the original character was a ghost, now the other person also thinks they are a ghost.

The actors are already in character, wouldn't it be a disservice to this dedicated group member if we didn't make proper arrangements?

"Well then, my Round-Angle Girl Unit-01, before the fish takes the bait, I'll trouble you to stay in the warehouse for a few days before you come out and be round-angled." The expression on his face gradually became more unrestrained.

Not far away, Scáthach, who was already used to being forced to wear humiliating clothes at home, looked up at the sound, glanced suspiciously at her Master whose smile was becoming increasingly arrogant, and her legs involuntarily trembled. She silently moved a little further away from Ruo Xue.

Paid newbie: Maybe I have a solution.

Noelle: !

Noelle: Really!?

Paid newbie: Regardless of whether it's from China or Japan, your current situation ultimately requires humans.

Paid Newbie: While the Chinese belief suggests that letting go of attachments might lead to Buddhahood, it also allows one to survive by absorbing human essence, yang energy, and yin energy. In Japan, it's even simpler—just scare people.