How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel

Paid newbie: I told you, this guy wouldn't die.

Grocery store owner: Although I had a premonition, seeing someone jump out to greet me still gave me the illusion of a zombie coming back to life.

Newbie (just filling in the blanks): Ah, the older guy's vocabulary is getting more and more like ours!

Newbie here to fill in the numbers: I wonder if the older guy will suddenly blurt out a few words in real life, it wouldn't be good if people suspected him.

Grocery store owner: Thank you for your help, but I still don't know how to do that. Besides, I'm a law-abiding citizen, why would I be suspected?

In the Fifth Division office, Aizen was pretending to read a Chinese web novel, taking a break.

From the moment he realized he'd been infected by those two idiots in the group, how could Aizen not have thought of a solution? Since going online and chatting in the group couldn't stop him from getting infected, he might as well actively spread the idiocy. Everyone would be confused, and then everyone would be normal.

Currently, many members of the Fifth Division are already engrossed in online novels, and it is believed that this trend will soon spread.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Oh, let's not talk about that anymore. I'm really curious about what that group announcement was all about.

Paid Newbie: How come you're not dead yet? @Just Filling the Number Newbie

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Pshaw!

Sadness: I'm also very curious, how come the newbie senior who was just there to make up the numbers didn't die?

The passing away: Or rather, is this a resurrection?

Uncle Ling from the grocery store: I'm more curious about what happened to the group chat. It's not like I encountered anything; what could have caused this? Also, the group admin hasn't spoken for almost a day. I wonder what problem they've encountered.

Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Huh? What do you mean by dead or resurrected?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: I never died! How did I get resurrected?!

Yes, she's a fox, she never died, so how can she be considered resurrected?

She, the fox, is perfectly fine here. What's wrong with these people? Why are they cursing her to die so early in the morning?!

Newbie here to fill in: I misjudged you guys! You actually cursed me to die first thing in the morning!

Paid Newbie: [Image]

Paid newbie: Chang Wei! The evidence is conclusive! And you still say you don't know martial arts!

Sorrowful Death: The first thing I saw when I came in was Chang Wei trying to justify himself! He's truly wicked! Seventeen-year-old girl: ...

Grocery store owner: ...

Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...

Paid newbie: Stop pressing that damn +1 button, tell me what it feels like!

Newbie commenter: It's so satisfying! Although it hurts when you crack open the skull, the brain feels soft, similar to tofu, but a bit more resilient. When you're squeezing it, you feel disoriented and unable to think, experiencing a suffocating pleasure.

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Unfortunately, this thrill is only fleeting; you die as soon as your health bar gives out.

Newbie's advice: In the future, prepare enough healing potions before doing this. It's better to suspend the person in the air with a tube inserted into their mouth. It would be even better if a supervisor watched to prevent the tube from falling out of their mouth.

Speaking of this, Miss Fox remembered that the cooldown of Knight's Guardian's passive skill had ended and it could be triggered again.

However, after looking at the two teenagers over there and the two bowls of hot porridge on the table, I decided to give up the idea of ​​eating offal porridge so early in the morning.

Newbie here just filling in the numbers: That's all for now.

Sorrowful Death: ...I feel like something's gone wrong here.

Paid Newbie: Is it wrong to try to find correct common sense in a silly brain?

Grocery store owner: ...

Seventeen-year-old girl: ...You're implying you committed suicide?!

Paid newbie: Suicide is inevitable, and they'll probably be using the method mentioned above.

Sorrowful Death: Is this the boss? I'm in awe!

Newbie commenter: What do you mean by suicide?! It's just letting your brain calm down! How can you slander someone without any basis?!

Paid Newbie: Are you the weird killer who turned into a loli?

Newbie just filling in the numbers: They're all blonde, it doesn't matter, I can cosplay them too.

A seventeen-year-old girl crying: Am I supposed to wear women's clothes? Or a Lolita outfit? Sister Jiu, you can quickly provide the clothes and accessories you need here! Just submit your concept art and we'll make it right away!

Newbie just there to fill a spot: In the "Heart of the Blade" state

Paid newbie: Don't underestimate lolis, you bastard, you better cosplay a loli properly!

Newbie just there to fill a spot: I like big ones!

Paid newbie: Okay, I like the big ones too!

Paid newbie: Right? No breasts, no butt, how can she be called a woman? I prefer long legs in black stockings!

Newbie just filling in the blanks: Stockings? Ah, whatever, long, straight black hair... well, anyway, long, straight hair is justice!

Sorrowful Death: ...So you're saying you also look down on lolis?

Grocery store owner: ...

Aizen thought for a moment and decided not to remind them that the thread had gone off-topic.

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: We've gone off-topic, haven't we?

Paid newbie: Where were we?

Sorrowful Passing: Speaking of the newbie veterans who were just there to fill the numbers, they've come back to life!

Newbie who's just there to fill the numbers: What do you mean by "coming back to life"? I was just being physically calm. How can you slander me out of thin air?

Paid Newbie: A Second Chance

A seventeen-year-old girl: Speaking of which, the group admin hasn't said anything for over twelve hours, right?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Isn't this normal?

Newbie here to fill in: Has the group admin discovered anything interesting, like a magic book or something? Isn't it normal to get so engrossed in studying that you forget about time?

Newbie here just to fill a spot: Unlike you guys! All you do is chat in the group!

Departed: You're just a newbie who's there to fill in the numbers, and you're probably one of the most active people chatting in the group.

Paid newbie: @青山大魔王

Paid Newbie: Group Owner, Group Owner, someone here is rebelling against you! If you don't come out soon, these two little vixens will impeach you, become the new group owner, and reach the pinnacle of life!

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: That's right! I joined the group with the ambition of impeaching the group admin!

The Great Demon King of Qingshan:…

[The newbie who was just there to make up the numbers has been banned from posting by the administrator for one hour.]

Chapter Thirty-Six: Thanks for the invitation. Just got off the plane and got lost. I'll remain anonymous.

I was just woken up by being tagged, and when I logged into the group I found my underlings making sarcastic remarks and causing trouble. What should I do?

Qingshan said he was waiting online, it was quite urgent.

He had just woken up when he saw his younger brother, a newbie, suddenly appear in the group chat and impeach him. He hadn't even noticed the newbie had come back to life, and before he could even ask what happened, he'd already banned him. What should he do?

Wouldn't it be embarrassing to just lift the ban and ask directly?

Moreover, when he looked through the records, he found a bunch of random, silly conversations with no useful information at all.

There's also the brain-rubbing experience of that silly newbie who was just there to make up the numbers. Aoyama didn't believe a single word of it. You can't believe what that idiot says. Although it's true that the newbie who was just there to make up the numbers died because of this, who in the world would be so crazy as to stick their hand into their head?

Rubbing your brain to physically calm yourself down? What kind of lame joke is that?

This was clearly a ploy to avoid talking about it and to keep the group from worrying, so he just fooled them! Qingshan isn't stupid; he saw right through such a clumsy performance!

So he's in a very awkward situation right now.

Lift the ban, he's losing face. This guy just made some threats to impeach him. If the ban isn't lifted, he'll have to ask him face-to-face, but he's dealing with a minor issue right now and can't leave for the time being.

It might even require the newbie to make up the numbers and make a trip to the capital to figure out a solution.

emmmmm…

"Forget it, I'm a 'big shot' after all, I can't be petty with my underlings."

"A person of great character is magnanimous."

"Since this newbie who's just there to make up the numbers doesn't want the other group members to worry, I'll just go along with it."

The administrator lifted the ban on the newbie who was just there to make up the numbers.

Green Mountain Demon King: This is the last time.

Newbie here to fill in the numbers: Thank you, group admin! I, Hu Hansan, am back!!

Newbie here to fill in the blanks: Wives! Come give me a kiss! @General Store Uncle @Seventeen-Year-Old Girl @Sadness

Newbie who paid for this: Are you crazy?! Everyone is your wife!

Newbie who paid for this service: These are all my wives!

Grocery store owner: ...

Seventeen-year-old girl: Oh, it's not impossible to pursue an older sister, but aren't you asking for too much?

Mourning: Rejecting Romance, Starting with Me

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Only kids make choices! I want them all!

Paid Newbie: Only kids want everything. Adults know their backs can't handle it, so they just change their clothes every day at most!

The Great Demon King of Qingshan:…

This group is hopeless!

Qingshan couldn't help but facepalm. This idiocy was too overpowering; there was no way to salvage it!

It's definitely wrong to lift the ban on this newbie who's just there to make up the numbers. Instead, we should lock up this idiot newbie who's paying for the game too, and let the two of them be lovey-dovey in the dark room! Letting them out has completely ruined the whole thing!

That was too impulsive!

Green Mountain Demon King: Quiet down, I have something to say!

Newbie (just there to make up the numbers): Okay! Serve tea to the group admin!

Paid newbie: Is black tea the only option?