The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

Snow melts into water, and withered trees come back to life. The collapsed snow turned into a surging river, still crashing into the castle and causing an impact.

Kuroro stood on the furniture, looking around. He needed to get out of his current strange state quickly. He had guessed correctly this time, but it might not be so easy to guess next time.

—(Spinning wheel.)

The ruins began to spin, and Kuroro nimbly ran towards the outside of the ruins, only to find that he couldn't get out.

"Ghost wall" is the only unknown term that can explain the current abnormal phenomenon.

What word did Qi Mu use in his answer? Rotate? Wheel? If it rotates in a circle, a turntable?

He said, "High-speed trains, ships, and peaches."

——(Momonosuke.)

Kuroro leaned against the wall, walking against the direction of the rotation to steady his head. The water had completely leaked out of the castle's holes, but suddenly a little boy appeared in front of him.

Humans shouldn't be able to appear, so what is this creature in front of him? Kuroro met the boy's gaze.

"What's your name?" Kuroro asked.

"My name is, my name is..." Momotaro could barely stand and couldn't speak for a long time.

Kuroro pinned him to the ground with one hand and coldly commanded, "Say your name."

"Momonosuke! My name is Momonosuke!"

"Awooo—!" A long howl echoed from afar.

—(They attacked as a group.)

The wolf pack arrived in large numbers from afar, eyeing the ruins menacingly. They slipped through the doors and windows, quickly surrounded the ruins, and then the alpha wolf gave a command, leading the pack to attack two targets in the area.

One target is Kuroro, and the other is the location of the air in Kuroro's eyes.

Kuroro narrowed his eyes slightly: "A good balance of offense and defense."

What he got was a sturdy steel pipe. Kuroro easily used the steel pipe to knock down several wolves. The wolves' weak points were their waists and backs, and with a well-placed strike, he crippled them one by one.

It was just an ordinary wolf.

— (Preparing for the college entrance examination.)

Kuroro reached out to continue fighting the wolf pack, but a Huanggang exam paper suddenly appeared in his hand.

He dodged the five-year college entrance exam and three-year mock exams that seemed to fall from the sky one after another, and slowly said, "Preparing for the exam? A torture tool."

Momonosuke, who was standing to the side, shuddered. He had witnessed the violence of this person just now! What a dangerous person!

The torture instruments fell to the ground, and he was terrified!

Momonosuke is a Zoan-type Devil Fruit user in One Piece who accidentally ate an artificial one. He can transform into a pink Chinese-style dragon and fly in the air.

Kuroro was surprised to see the dragon. Did Saiki say the word? What word could turn someone into a dragon? No, this dragon was very familiar with its own body, and humans no longer exist. This child was someone who could take on a dragon form.

—(Sniper rifle.)

There are more weapons now.

"You! What are you going to do! I am the young master of the Kozuki family of Kuri in Wano Country. If you hurt me, if you hurt me!" The pink dragon crawled nervously on the ground, revealing its cowardly and weak nature. Its behavior was far from the majesty that the word "dragon" should imply.

Kuroro picked up the sniper rifle with one hand and pointed it at Momonosuke.

Although he was curious about the dragon's body rigidity, the game was more important at the moment.

With a raised gun and a single, one-handed sniper shot, without using a scope, hit the wolf standing on a high vantage point behind Momonosuke, who was observing the situation. Kuroro pondered.

The room was still spinning. After killing the wolf leader with a single shot, the wolf pack had begun to fear him, and the safety issue was resolved.

The same sniper rifle might also be in Saiki's possession. Kuroro threw the gun and pierced a wolf, uttering the word: "Bullet."

Without bullets, the sniper rifle wouldn't hit him, although the likelihood of Qi Mu using a gun is relatively small.

This is an environment where you can do anything with complete peace of mind, but who can be sure he won't want to give it a try? People's hearts are easily changed, especially in an environment without constraints, in a game that won't become reality.

—(Marbles.)

Kusuo Saiki is waiting for an opportunity.

As long as the following words don't involve ghosts or monsters, he can maintain an absolute advantage for a long time. "Ghost wall" is a really good phrase, but the ghost's resentment has disappeared, so we need to find this opportunity quickly.

Kuroro looked at the marbles at his feet and said, "Candlelight dinner."

A long dining table, candlelight, a table laden with food, and even cake.

Kuroro tapped the table with one hand.

The red velvet cloth prevented the plates on the table from sliding away due to the centrifugal force of the rotation, but the candlelight was quickly extinguished by the rotation.

The key point is that he needs to strengthen his communication with the outside world in order to get out of this strange state.

— (Meal.)

All the food on the table disappeared. "Thank goodness," Kusuo Saiki thought to himself. "I was so glad I didn't give in to the temptation to sit down and eat the cake, even though the rotating table really did reduce my appetite."

The food on the table disappeared, and after a brief silence, Kuroro decided to completely change the environment. "Stone bricks."

The castle's structure is mostly made of stone bricks.

Another moment of weightlessness, followed by the sounds of objects and people falling to the ground.

The place finally stopped rotating because the turntable below was jammed by debris.

— (Dedicated passage.)

Fences and sloping roads appeared around him. Kuroro saw the words "Accessible to the Disabled" on the fence, and there were various other types of access roads nearby.

They are closely connected, like a maze.

Suddenly, countless flowers, wreaths, flower baskets, and white-lettered candles appeared on the special passageway.

Kusuo Saiki, his face dark, stood amidst a pile of wreaths.

But he didn't remove the wreaths, and worse, Kuroro actually wanted to make the demons become Buddhas through mourning.

The advantage is about to disappear, isn't it?

Then... let's do something cunning.

——(Natsuo Toshiro.)

One of the Japanese swords, Chrollo can only see one sword appear, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't guess its full name. He's the winner.

"Yo! I am Namazuo Toushirou, formerly a naginata..." But a boy with black hair and a long tail appeared.

Why are the swords introducing themselves?! Damn it, is my impression of sword men deeper than the actual swords in the museum?

"Saiki knows so many non-humans..." Even Kuroro was embarrassed, since the human layer was removed precisely to eliminate complicated names.

— (Nine-Tailed Fox.)

The towering Nine-Tails appeared, and Chrollo looked up.

The Nine-Tails, a creature that appears at the very beginning of Naruto, was someone he knew a little about.

The two extremes have reversed, and now it's Qi Mu who's constantly testing the limits of danger. He needs to be extra careful to protect himself in this confusing maze of illusions.

At least, this kind of world-destroying creature...

It needs to be made to disappear.

From the moment his name was defined as a word, Kusuo Saiki knew that his chances of winning were extremely high.

The two characters before and after a word need to be logically connected to construct meaning in order for two unfamiliar characters to become a word.

The name itself has a unique meaning. For Kusuo Shiki, the name is as ordinary as if it were randomly generated, but for some people in this world, it may be an object of resentment that they have recited countless times, or a person they have believed in and are familiar with for many years. Whenever the name is mentioned, they think of the image, the majesty, the darkness, and the appearance.

As long as such people exist, whether good or bad, it cannot be said that this name is just an ordinary six characters put together.

Kusuo Saiki has a telepathic ability and has heard countless people call out countless names. In fact, as long as he responds with an unfamiliar name and keeps the last word pronounced in a fixed way, Kuroro will eventually run out of words.

Even after searching through the entire dictionary, he still couldn't surpass the total number of names he knew.

Kuroro understood this early on, so when he first tried to probe the name, he immediately risked banning humans.

However, it's not just humans who have names. If it were a non-human, he could answer with countless names, using the same method to put Chrollo in a position of certain defeat. Creatures from different worldviews, even if the Tailed Beasts are banned, there are other creatures. If animals are banned, contract beasts, Digimon, Pokémon, Bleach (a type), and so on can be summoned.

Ordinary people have very rich spiritual lives.

Kuroro accidentally visited the world of Saiki Kusuo and "utilitarianly" read shonen manga. Has he read comedy manga?

If "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K." and "Gintama" could be personified, they would definitely have a senior-junior relationship, and the junior, who is good at listening, would always remember the glorious deeds of his senior in some unknown way.

For example, in Gintama, there is a little monkey with a rather long name, the full name of the monkey.

——(No life limit, no life limit, no ウンコinvestment machine...omit 200 words... pill.)

If Kuroro could guess such a name, he'd be truly a monster.

A tiny monkey appeared and stared into Kuroro's eyes. Its intelligent eyes gave Kuroro a feeling that this animal was no ordinary creature. But just as he was about to ask a question, the little monkey enthusiastically threw a handful of poop in his face!

Of course, Kuroro ducked to avoid it.

However, trying to communicate with this monkey and obtain its name in a short period of time is as difficult as climbing to the heavens.

Kuroro was defeated.

"Although the incomplete rules had some impact, the real reason for the failure was the lack of knowledge."

"But what exactly is that agile little monkey at the end... and what's its name?"

"I'm even more curious now."

"...Rarely, there are names that even I can't remember."

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The text has been revised and you will see the book's completion status shortly. Special thanks to all the friends who drew this story. The comments in the images are from chapters 88, 116, 169, 170, 179, 180, and the book community! I will update the comments section if I find any omissions or new additions. Cover image attached.

Don't ask why the cover isn't text-based; the reason is that I lost the image that was designed to look like a cover again!