The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

...First, explain why you are the host.

"Why? They almost became assassins. Why didn't they just change their mindset, like the Zoldycks coming from a family of bakers? Or something like that?"

You really need to be careful of Illumi when you go out.

Kusuo Saiki crossed his arms.

"Well, I guessed it pretty much. It's the kind of superpowered person who's too eager to cause others a lot of trouble for them."

People who don't manage their own abilities and only cause trouble for others are too self-centered.

Host Kusuke Saiki clapped his hands: "As expected of a psychic! Now, next! Many people don't know you from the first chapter, but people in the comments section will spontaneously start introducing you. In the sixth paragraph of the first chapter, reader <Xia San, who is so affectionate with me> wrote this: I remember this person was also quite willful. In order to make her pink hair less noticeable, she didn't change her hair color, but directly modified the world's perception and settings, directly adding many more hair colors. Oh dear, why is that?"

Kusuo Saiki: ...

Were these two questions deliberately put together?

I can only apologize for this.

No, a bread-making family is absolutely unacceptable. Bread will become something that casts a shadow on the children of this world. Unwanted, dark bread flowing into Meteor City will corrupt the people of Meteor City...

"What a responsible superpowered individual! So, what do you think of the viewpoint raised by the reader <Retired Member of the Explosive Gang> that superpowers have no side effects?"

"Hmm, this is indeed very noisy. What about the side effects of telekinesis?"

"But I've also used telekinesis to open the refrigerator when I was at home during the New Year. I could eat ice cream and drink hot tea while curled up in the kotatsu without moving. Isn't that hard to control?"

"Ah, let's say that's true. What about teleportation? That's the most convenient ability, but what are its side effects?"

"Instant teleportation has absolutely no side effects, right? On the contrary, it's a very good ability. Regeneration also has no side effects. Regenerating to seven years ago is just too effective and has caused trouble. But regeneration can really make you younger. Can Kusuo really accept his family members being bedridden and suffering? If you want to save your parents' and grandfather's lives, you can become the eternally youthful Saiki family by periodically regenerating to seven years ago."

"Yes, I understand, that's why I didn't include myself."

"If there are monkeys, the atmosphere will become lifeless because the topic is so serious that the monkeys can't think straight. Next, let's move on. In Chapter 8, there's a comment from <Ya is Bound, I Don't Miss You>: I suddenly wondered if Kusuo might learn Nen by chance in the future, and release an enchantment that instantly covers the entire planet. What does Kusuo think?"

"Thank goodness the host isn't a Nen user. It seems everyone, whether ordinary or Nen user, is jealously bowing down at Kusuo's psychic feet..."

What kind of metaphor is that?

"But why didn't Nanxiong learn to recite it?"

"What would it be like to have a Nen ability?"

Is this also a reader's comment? No, it's his own problem.

Saiki Kusuo hesitated for a moment, then said:

"As expected, they couldn't escape the control superpowers. Well then, we've met our quota for nonsense, so that concludes today's program with the Saiki Brothers!"

Oh dear, I hope the author will revise the story properly and that there won't be a sequel.

After saying that, Kusuo Saiki left the room, but Kusuo Saiki remained sitting in the same spot.

In the pitch-black space, Saiki Kusuo waited for more than ten seconds without any change, which meant...

Hey, don't be so "confident" in yourself, author.

However, this space is unusually tranquil.

Kusuo Saiki closed his eyes, waiting for the next visit.

When people have different interpretations of reality, perhaps parallel worlds do indeed exist.

On television, a blue-haired presenter is broadcasting today's weather forecast.

Ten-year-old pink-haired boy, Kusuo Saiki, walked out of the room with a red bean bun in his mouth.

Outside the room, two rows of butlers with different hair colors bowed to welcome him. Why? Because Kusuo Saiki is the undisputed genius of the new generation of Zoldyck.

He activated his Nen at a very young age and learned his Nen ability without anyone teaching him.

He can make bread by hand without any oven.

However, after each batch of bread is baked, he maintains the same body temperature of 230°C as when he was baking the bread, which worries his family.

His older brother, Illumi, helped him calculate the costs.

To keep him from getting too hot, the cost of the air conditioning at home to cool him down far exceeded the cost of making bread in the oven without using his Nen ability.

Therefore, although the younger brother has amazing bread-making skills by hand, it is not cost-effective for him, as it is difficult to break even when making ordinary bread.

This is very important. In recent years, the Zoldyck family’s income has plummeted. With just a few newborns, the family suddenly found itself unable to make ends meet and had to live off their savings.

But no matter who recalls how they made money, all they can think of is that the Zoldyck family has made a living by baking bread for generations.

Neither their family members nor any of their clients doubted this.

Huh? You're asking why I wasn't worried about my brother burning to death at 230°C?

How could someone be burned to death at 230°C?

Human potential is limitless, especially in modern times, when the human body has achieved the strongest self-evolution in history.

You won't get hurt even if you fall from the 18th floor, and you won't get heatstroke even if you're in 230°C weather; it's the furniture that comes into contact with people that will break.

With many of the poisons of the past no longer lethal, Zoldyck bread sales have seen unprecedented growth in recent years.

On his tenth birthday, Silva found Kusuo Saiki and also called his three four-year-old children, deciding to pass on the Zoldyck Bakery family's long-standing craft to them.

"Ah—! Anada!!" Kikyo screamed as she burst into the head of the family's kneading room. "Something's wrong! Little Kikyo has fallen from the tree!"

"Calm down. Xiaoqi has always had excellent physical fitness. As long as he doesn't die from falling from the tree, it's okay." Silva, as the head of the family, pulled and tossed the dough in his hands, creating a beautiful arc. He covered it with a damp cloth to let it rest, then turned and walked out of the room. Despite such a big movement, not a single grain of flour got on his body!

He calmly and collectedly dispelled the protective aura around him before allowing Kikyo to continue speaking.

"But Kusuo, Kusuo used teleportation to save Xiaoqi!!"

Even Silva immediately set off and left.

Their second son, Nanxiong, has a bit of extraordinary talent.

But every extraordinary talent comes at a price, that is, a side effect.

At the moment of teleportation, a massive explosion occurs at the point of origin of the teleportation.

If you use the restore function, the restored items will be back to a few days ago, but the plants and animals around you will age indiscriminately by several years or even more than ten years.

When using the affinity display, both parties' moods will initially drop, making it difficult to increase affinity during the usage period.

Every time you foresee something, it will happen 100% of the time; there's no way to change it.

Retrieving living things remotely can result in clones, and retrieving dead things can turn them into living beings; both are extremely aggressive.

Using electricity will keep your body electrified for a whole day; using fire will keep you at the highest body temperature you were at when using fire; using ice will have the opposite effect, and they cannot be neutralized!

The world is fair, and the price of ability is commensurate.

They warned their two sons more than once not to use their abilities.

But in the crisis, Kusuo Saiki used it to save Saiki, and they couldn't say anything about it.

Silva arrived at the spot where Killua had fallen. Killua was standing beside his brother with his head down, while ten-year-old Kusuo Saiki was standing alone at the Zoldyck family's door.

Don't doubt it, he didn't run away from home out of fear because he did something wrong.

The main reason was that the teleportation had caused the Zoldyck's 256-ton gate to explode. He planned to use Restore on the gate after everyone else had left a certain distance.

The cost of this is the surrounding plants, which may need to be replanted, but more importantly, the incredibly valuable front door of the house will be damaged.

After learning what had happened, Shiba and his group watched from a distance with the children.

Alas, it's not his fault that the child possesses extraordinary talent.

There's another kid like that in the new generation of the Zoldyck...

"Daddy, hug me, hug me!" Alluka raised her hands, wanting to be lifted high in her father's arms like Killua.

[The illusion ends]

Kusuo Saiki woke up with a start, wiping the sweat from his brow with the back of his hand.

Alright, alright, so I've said it before: the world's consciousness absolutely cannot be altered, superpowers must never be used casually, and the Zoldyck family cannot become a bread-making family. Who can explain how a bread-making family can protect a family of outcasts?!

Hair color changes are arbitrary; after all, I've never seen a Mary Sue Hisoka with the dreamy, rainbow-colored hair—there's no such creature.

(Is it really not because Hisoka in the illusion hasn't come to visit yet?)

Please don't let the dazzling Hisoka from the new anime actually appear in real life, thank you.

Commentary by host: Feitan

“There is a comment in Chapter 19, when you were in Meteor City, that says this.”

In the dimly lit room, Kusuo Saiki sat with his arms crossed, looking up at Feitan.

There was a table and two stools in the room, but the table is currently occupied.

Feitan sat on the table in a very relaxed posture, with one leg propped up against his arm. The lower half of his unique skirt-like dress was actually open, so it didn't hinder his posture.

Kusuo Saiki moved his seat back a little, creating some distance, but he still had to look up to see Feitan.

Feitan didn't even glance at him.

"A reader named <Little Bamboo xzz> commented that they heard the people of Meteor City ride cockroaches every day. Ha, that's all the outside world can imagine about places like giant garbage dumps. Strictly speaking, we don't hate those creatures. They're just like us, living beings that survive in garbage... Hey, what's with your reaction?"

Kusuo Saiki covered his ears, his eyes filled with uncontrollable disgust, though this did nothing to stop Feitan from imagining the giant cockroaches of Meteor City in his mind.

Even a cockroach that's large enough not to be ridden is still quite big! And it can fly—it's practically a mutated creature, an unpredictable air superiority fighter!

How disgusting. Why is the host talking to himself while answering with pictures? Isn't this a question for me? Isn't it a question that I can simply answer no to pass?

Through X-ray vision, one could see Feitan grinning wickedly beneath his high collar: "If there really were one, it wouldn't be bad at all."

The development of the Chimera Ant arc will result in many deaths, and you know why I know about the original work.

Immediately after, Feitan read the next comment: "Chapter 24 <Fujimoto Itsuki> comment: If Saiki is willing to do anything to be an ordinary person and has no respect for life, then the world's greatest villain is born... Who is Saiki?"

Why do you know about the Chimera Ant arc but not "Saiki Kusuo no Aru"? If you've already left the dimension to watch the Chimera Ant arc, you should also check out "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K."

"Pfft, you? A villain?"

What's wrong? Do you have a problem with superpowered individuals having the ability to play villains?

"What are villains, who were created to be ordinary people, supposed to do?"

Don't ask me, I'm confused about this too.