The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

Why are you asking me this?

"Fine, let's get straight to the point. How do you plan to leave?"

You don't expect me to teleport your entire guild, do you?

“I’ve already discussed it with Neon. Tomorrow is September 1st, and I’ll ask her for a prophetic poem to predict what will happen next.”

How can you still be deceiving Nyon?

“Even without prediction, I know that someone from the Hunter Association is probably going to make a move against the Phantom Troupe. We’ve been on this Dark Continent for too long, and we have a lot to do when we get back. We don’t have time to play cops and robbers anymore. For safety’s sake, I hope you can teleport us away.”

This is the only thing that must be clearly stated.

"Okay, is it because there are too many troublesome things?"

Those who are able-bodied and don't get seasick can go back on their own.

"I've helped you a lot, and you're being so heartless..."

Put aside your desire to help others, respect their fate. Superhumans can solve problems on their own without you, so you should solve them on your own too.

"You didn't overhear their plans for the Phantom Troupe and intend to stay out of it, did you? That's very much in line with your style."

How did you know?

Kusuo Saiki checked himself and found that he had nothing superfluous. There was no Thief's Secrets around Kuroro either, and he was not using the ability to transmit sound at the same frequency.

"Looks like I guessed right, thank you. May I ask if it's Kurapika?"

Go away, or I'll send you back to Hunter's Continent all by myself right now.

Chapter 199 Countdown 1

Kuroro left.

As Kusuo Saiki reached for the soda, a hand wearing red nail polish appeared and took it away.

"Hey~ boy."

You can drink it; you don't need to give it back to me.

"Will you have a family gathering after you go back?"

What does having a family gathering have to do with you?

"Everything I've heard lately has been so interesting, I'd like to visit the Zoldycks!"

I will block the door from letting you in, absolutely.

“Little Yi said she would take me in.” Hisoka kissed the ring on his finger.

Well, this too... wait, that ring! What happened? Big Brother is taking Hisoka home, what for? How much explosive information does the Zoldyck's elder need to know in just one day?!

"Oh my, how did you know I got an engagement ring?" Hisoka showed Saiki Kusuo the ring from three different angles in a single second.

Stop showing off, and think about it carefully, Illumi already told everyone about this mess.

"Then wish each other good luck~ Oh, right, here you go, I wouldn't stole a kid's drink." Hisoka put down the soda and left happily.

Wow, my brother really is with Hisoka...

Kusuo Saiki lowered his head and took a sip.

What's going on with this smell?

The soda was labeled orange flavor, but it had a strange green apple flavor mixed in.

Kusuo Saiki quickly realized what was happening.

Hisoka just used Nen! Transmutation-type Nen can change the taste of water!

What kind of prank is this guy playing?

A pineapple bun appeared in front of me, held up by a chubby hand.

"Here you go, bro! A soft drink and some bread."

Well, I guess I'll give this weird-tasting soda to someone who's meant to have it, but I can eat bread instead.

"Hehe, Nanxiong-ge is really going to stay here forever." Alluka piled up snacks on the table.

Soon, Killua landed again, carrying a pile of chocolates.

But he seemed to possess lightning; when he put the chocolate down, a slight electric current flickered between the chocolate wrappers.

Okay, who wants to be the first to take a bite of this chocolate with its physical tingling effect?

"Let's have a Zoldyck party before this final one!" Killua said.

If you shout like that at a Zoldyck family gathering, don't you really think anyone will come?

"So Xiaoqi took all the chocolates."

As expected, it appeared.

"Iluni, eat with us too!"

Huh? Killua isn't afraid of Illumi anymore?

Don't get too excited, kid. Silva might not accept Haku Nanxiong, and if I get hurt, Haku Nanxiong will disappear. How could someone with that kind of setup be the Zoldyck successor?

Wait, I'm not going to be the heir to a family of assassins, am I? Why was I even considering it just now?

Miki asked, "But brother, what kind of surprise has Bai Nanxiong prepared?"

"Can I join the dinner party?" Suddenly, a cat's head peeked out from behind Kusuo Saiki's shoulder.

"Whoa! Don't scare me! Brother Bai Nanxiong!"

The cat climbed up by scrambling its paws on Saiki Kusuo's shoulders, its furry body pressed against him: "What a strange name. You can call me Kusuo the cat too."

"Why can't you be human? It's okay, we'll separate you from Brother Nanxiong!"

"It's all thanks to Brother Nanxiong!"

“Don’t be so arrogant, you’re a cat because of me.” A different voice emerged.

Zoldyck followed the sound and saw Saiki Kousuke.

"I want to go home with you, Nanxiong. Don't hide anything from me, okay?"

Kusuo Saiki suddenly realized that everyone's thoughts were a little strange.

He turned around and realized that Kusuke Saiki was holding a gun that could clearly disperse the ions in other people!

"Something like in the movies..." Milluki's eyes widened. "How was it made?! It's absolutely real!"

"Oh my, wanna give it a try?" Kusuke Saiki pressed the switch for everyone, and energy gathered at the muzzle of the gun.

Kusuo Saiki was terrified.

Qi Mukong's assistant raised and lowered the gun, pointing it towards the sky.

A dazzling flash rose from the ground, accompanied by a slight crackling sound, and shot straight into the sky with a long tail.

"Biu—Bang!"

Fireworks that bloom even during the daytime, after exploding, are suddenly followed by a fireball.

One, two, energy cannons of various colors were fired into the air, exploding into different...explosions. These energy cannons originated from the spontaneous organization of the dark creatures below, but none of them could achieve the dazzling brilliance of Sosuke's firework-like projectile.

After all, energy cannons are not the same as fireworks specially made by humans! How could they still be fireworks?

"It's about time to begin." Nanmao muttered to himself, his forehead touching Saiki Kusuo's cheek, before leaping off his shoulder and appearing in the sky above the exploding crowd, right in the center of everyone's attention.

"Thank you all for participating in my game on this dark continent."

"I don't know how everyone else's experience was with this game, but both the NPCs and I had a very enjoyable experience."

"Along the way, I accomplished many things I wanted to experience, saw some vibrant people appear before my eyes, saw everyone's lives, and shared countless joyful or sorrowful, but also joyful, moments with you."

"Thank you all for your support. I've decided to copy some of the settings exactly."

Hmm? Is this something I can say?

"Does everyone know Greed Island? The final level on Greed Island is a quiz test for all players in the game, and the player with the highest score gets the final pass card."

"So I've made a decision. As the GM of this game, my decision will be implemented, and it's already been completed during the preparation time just now—the biggest exam room! Everyone will be teleported to their respective individual rooms in their previous areas to answer questions. The location is quite random; you might be in a residential building, in the pathetic office of a corporate slave, in a classroom full of NPCs, or on a bus full of NPCs. Don't ask NPCs for help; the NPCs around you won't help you answer."

"Please answer the questions yourselves. Those who pass will have the opportunity to be teleported back to Hunter's Continent. Those who fail will simply have to return on the same ship you came from."

"Go back to where you were before you arrived." After Nanmao finished speaking, the teleportation arrays activated individually under each person's feet.

Don't doubt it, this is a farewell. He paid attention to the players' actions, so he was always worried about how to have a better farewell at the end.

It's happening now, but it could end at any time. The story was already unfolding in the world before it was written into a book.

Chapter 200 Dimensional Graduation Exam

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This exam paper has a total score of 100 points, and the exam time is customizable.

1. This exam is open to students of all ages and there are no age or identity restrictions for taking the exam. All students of the school can obtain the exam paper and answer the questions.

2. When answering multiple-choice questions, comment on the paragraph containing the answer after selecting the answer, and discuss the question in the paragraph containing the question.

3. To ensure fairness in the examination, those with Nen abilities should not use their abilities to peek at other people's answer sheets.

1. (5 points) How many children are there in this generation of the Zoldyck family?

2. (5 points) At what age can you register for Sky Arena?

3. (5 points) Which of the following is a food that a child who is nearly thirty years old would still refuse to eat even if he dislikes it?

A. Cat poop coffee

B. Chocolate that tastes like poop

C. Coffee Jelly

D. Chocolate-flavored poop

4. (5 points) How heavy is the gate of the Zoldyck's house?