The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

Little Drop! There's hope! Little Drop is wearing glasses! I just gave Little Drop breakfast, so it's not surprising that I'd like to borrow her glasses now, right?

If someone suddenly asks to borrow glasses, they'll be mistaken for a ghost. The only option is to close your eyes just before touching them, snatch the glasses, put them on, and then explain why you're borrowing them.

Kusuo Saiki approached and reached out his hand...

"Ah!" The swordsman suddenly pressed down on Xiao Di's shoulder, and then the two of them jumped away at lightning speed!

Tsk, did their keen intuition discover it? Are all the members of the group savages? Wait, no, that's not right.

In the next instant, Kusuo Saiki saw the wariness in the eyes of the two men, which was definitely not directed at him, but at those behind him!

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the playing cards flying out, with countless rubber-like lines attached to the back of the cards. Saiki Kusuo was instantly on high alert.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh!" Card sound effect.

Hide, hide, hide, hide! (No sound effects)

Kusuo Saiki's final pose is a difficult one-handed backbend.

Some cards, imbued with Hisoka's abilities, were stuck to the wall to form a net; others scattered, and the several stretching, flexible lines of love were also removed.

Kusuo Saiki carefully lifted his foot to avoid the power lines that existed above his thigh and below his calf.

We have to hurry, because Hisoka is already coming this way with his hands on his hips!

"Hehehe~ The knight is very perceptive."

"Hisoka, it's you. What are you trying to do by suddenly attacking?"

"Don't worry, I just want some information about the guild. How do you plan to fight? Don't waste my points; let me get involved in your plans too~"

You would normally say "join".

"If you want to join, you can discuss it with the guild leader. We won't refuse. You can sign up now. The initial stage is a process of accumulation. Although we didn't follow the guild leader's plan, I think the guild leader will decide to let everyone be randomly matched with strangers for battles first. At the beginning, there are many people, so the probability of meeting is still very low."

"Hehehe, are you going to be patient...?"

Then why join the plan?

"Hisoka, there probably won't be any exciting battles here that you can really enjoy. Everyone's just here to accumulate points."

"That's too formal of you."

Hisoka drew closer, and Kusuo Saiki finally escaped the rubber spider web created by Hisoka, sitting on the ground and letting out a sigh of relief.

Just as he was about to stand up, Hisoka stopped in his tracks in front of him.

What's wrong? With that dog-like keen sense of smell, it probably won't find him.

The swordsman and Xiao Di also assumed alert combat stances.

"I suddenly need to go to the bathroom," Hisoka said.

How could someone say such things to themselves? This time it definitely wasn't something they heard telepathically.

"There are no toilets inside, so you'll have to go outside," the swordsman said.

"Hmph~ You're so sure you know this, you're going to the toilet at this hour anyway, right? Let's go together~ Going to the toilet alone is lonely..."

Are you a young girl who wants to go to the restroom with someone?

The knight-errant was troubled. "Little Di, were you here to use the restroom too?"

"Mmm." Little Drop nodded.

"Then please show me the way!"

"Swordsman, why do you need someone to accompany you to the toilet?"

"Cough, I don't usually need to! It's just that being stared at by Hisoka gives me a strange feeling of unease... haha."

This feeling of unease is very real. Remembering Hisoka committing murder in the toilet in the manga, Kusuo Saiki silently agreed.

Kusuo Saiki suddenly realized something.

His target was Shizuku's glasses. At that moment, Shizuku went to the restroom with Shalnark, but the two were of different genders! This meant that when Shalnark went to the restroom, Shizuku would definitely be alone, and Hisoka should even go into the men's restroom! So, making his move then would be the safest option.

Kusuo Saiki secretly followed him.

Little Drop leads the knight and Hisoka to find a restroom. She walks and stops intermittently, relying on her memories to pass by a sausage stand, a liquor stand, and a cotton candy stand.

Kusuo Saiki stared at the cotton candy machine for a long time before finally leaving.

Wait, wait for me to have you, it'll be soon.

However, the road to the toilet is really far.

"Hey boss, I want a cotton candy... a plump, white one, without any artificial coloring. Yes, pure white curly hair is the world's treasure. I suddenly need to go to the bathroom."

Kusuo Saiki turned around and saw the familiar white-haired, curly-haired uncle, but there were no henchmen with him. Did he come alone? At least bring Shinpachi's true form with you; that's a type of glasses too!

But then the white-haired, curly-haired man turned and walked in the opposite direction, running a few steps before entering the restroom.

Kusuo Saiki: ...

Wait a minute, so the toilet is in the opposite direction, right?

Little Didi is lost!

The other two are completely following Xiao Di's lead. Are those two idiots? I need to find a way to remind them.

"Boss, give me a grilled sausage...wait, I need to pee, boss, save me a grilled sausage!"

"Where's the toilet? Oh, right, it's over there!"

"You three have been wandering around here for a long time, are you lost? I'm a student council volunteer, can... wait a minute, I need to go to the restroom first and then I'll help you find your way!"

Why are so many people suddenly wanting to use the restroom?

Kusuo Saiki dodged left and right as people rushed towards the toilet, but with so many people looking for a toilet, Hisoka and Shalnark finally realized what was happening.

"Little drop... the toilet seems to be in the wrong direction."

"Hehehe~ Have you forgotten?"

"Well, I didn't remember at first, but the knight asked me to lead the way, so I'll try my best," Xiao Di answered honestly.

That's very sincere, but I suggest you don't try so hard next time.

So why are so many people suddenly going to the toilet?

Chapter 186 The Blind Man Appears

By this time, a long line had formed at the toilet, and people who suddenly felt the urge to urinate were impatiently urging those in front of them to hurry up.

“Oh no, I want to go too,” Xiao Di suddenly said.

What's with you going to do it again? You just did it, didn't you? Are you going to sneak into the women's restroom to steal glasses? It feels like you've taken the level of perversion to a whole new level, to the point where you wouldn't even do it if you weren't caught.

"Hehehe~ I couldn't help myself either."

"This is bad, there are so many people in line..."

Kusuo Saiki vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

It's obviously unusual for so many people to suddenly go to the toilet. Could it be his superpower...? No, he doesn't know about that ability.

"Phew! Luckily I arrived early. Is this what they call a 'funny moment' in a movie?"

The premise is that everyone is watching a movie.

A white-haired, curly-haired man squeezed out of the toilet, his still-wet hands casually patting several people on the shoulder. "Keep it up, brothers! Have some fun in there!"

It's normal human interaction, but our program is more geared towards children. Everyone here is civilized and refined, so it was probably removed.

When the overly friendly curly-haired man was about to pass by, the transparent Saiki Kusuo stepped aside to make way.

Although he also needed to use the restroom, he could hold it in. At this time, there were more men than women in the restroom queues, which was related to the male-to-female ratio of humans who came to the Dark Continent.

If nothing unexpected happens, Shizuku will come out of the bathroom first. Once she gets the glasses, she can resolve the petrification crisis for superpowered individuals.

"Hey buddy, you must have had a long wait here. I'll tell you a secret."

Who are they talking to again? That uncle is really outgoing. Come to think of it, is it because he's an uncle that he's outgoing? Are all older people lonely?

"I'm telling you this because you're the student council president's younger brother, so remember this favor and put in a good word for me. Actually," Gintoki put his hand on Saiki Kusuo's shoulder, giving a thumbs-up, "there's a toilet over there..."

Kusuo Saiki was shocked to feel the pressure coming from his shoulder.

The invisibility vanished in an instant! What happened? Can this guy see me even when I'm invisible?! No, he can see my soul!

The replica is so accurate! They've even managed to replicate the fact that you can see the soul!

To make matters worse, what I feared most came to pass.

Before my eyes could even close properly, there were already rows of stone statues at the entrance to the toilet.

The sound of flushing water rang out, the toilet door opened, and a person walked out.

Great, another stone statue.

If they were scattered like artistic statues of David, it would be easier to disguise them. But a row of statues depicting someone in a hurry to use the toilet would only make people think that the game's designer has something wrong with their brain.

Where are Xiaodi's glasses? Unfortunately, they were petrified by the indiscriminate attack, so we'll have to find another way to get them.

There was movement at the entrance of the building, and people were coming down one after another; the registration desk was also downstairs. What should we do? How should we deal with these statues?

While struggling with his dilemma, the white-haired old man statue pointing backwards right next to him gave Kusuo Saiki inspiration.

Some people came down from the stairwell looking for the registration area. They passed a restroom, only to find that both the men's and women's restroom doors were closed. In front of the sink in the middle stood a stone statue of a curly-haired student council NPC, with one hand resting on a huge "Under Maintenance" sign and the other hand pointing to the right with a thumbs up.

There was also a sign hanging on that arm:

500m in front of the toilet

People who came to the toilet after hearing the rules all took a detour.

Well, from a kind-hearted student council position to a direction-giving position, the essence is still to serve the students.

Congratulations on your re-employment, Gintoki.

Near the restroom, at the cotton candy stall, Kusuo Saiki picked up a bowl of white sugar and poured it into the center of the cotton candy machine. He then picked up a wooden stick, broke off the end, and placed it in the center of the machine to collect the white fluff that the machine was spitting out.

Out of a desire not to waste anything, Kusuo Saiki reluctantly helped Gintoki with the cotton candy he had paid for but couldn't eat. Hmm? If you're wondering why he made it himself, well, it's because the NPC who makes the cotton candy machine went to the toilet and won't be out for 24 hours. The men's restroom is incredibly crowded right now, like a pile of stone statues. If anyone dares to step into the men's restroom now, they might be scared out of their wits.

But the marshmallows and the prepared sugar were innocent; he was determined to eat them.