The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

Author: Warm Water Porridge

Synopsis: The esper Kusuo Saiki is transported to the world of Hunter x Hunter, becoming the second son of the Zoldyck family. Determined to be an ordinary person, how could he possibly become an assassin? He settles in, disguises himself, and lives a seemingly ordinary daily life within the assassin family. Anime references: *Hunter x Hunter*, *The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.* Main characters: Kusuo Saiki, Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi, Alluka, Killua… I will try my best to explain the abilities and existence of both sides clearly so that even those who have only seen one of the series can understand. Comments will be read and are welcome! PS: The author, in the name of God, does not have any shipping preferences.

Chapter 1 Born into the Zoldyck Family

Milluki, the second oldest brother of the Zoldyck family in Hunter x Hunter.

When he appeared in the comics, he was 182cm tall and weighed 141kg, making him severely overweight and obese.

Although one can use their abilities to disguise themselves as obese, their actions would still feel incongruous, and they would definitely be exposed among a family of shrewd assassins.

But it's impossible for me to actually eat myself into becoming that kind of fat person.

—The above is Kusuo Saiki's innermost thought, and so will the following.

Let me reintroduce myself. My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I'm a psychic. I can do a lot of things, or rather, there's almost nothing I can't do. To name a few, I have passive telepathy, equivalent item exchange, telepathy, clairvoyance, telekinesis, telekinesis, teleportation, precognition, clairvoyance, telewriting, time reversal, mind control, and transformation...

However, these abilities all have prerequisites or side effects, and are quite troublesome to use. I was unwilling to use them in my original home.

Why did I say "originally"? Ah, because I ran into some trouble.

I still can't figure out why I ended up like this, but anyway, I was put back in my mother's womb and reborn into the Zoldyck family.

Yes, the Zoldyck family from Hunter x Hunter, the assassin family from the manga world.

A pink-haired child was born into a family where everyone else had black or white hair.

[What a special child.] Silva Zoldyck, the father of this body.

Kusuo Saiki thought: This can't be considered special at all. An ordinary person would at least wonder if they've been cuckolded, but this is a non-biological father.

Of course, the fact that the vigilant Zoldyck family spared the pink-haired girl was also thanks to telepathy, which involved using telepathy to imitate their own voices and express approval in everyone's minds.

As long as the vigilance isn't too high, you can fool them. Who would suspect a newborn baby, "Does this kid have the ability to kill me?" The answer is no. A newborn baby is the most precious treasure in the family, an absolute object of protection, and no one would be wary of me.

The birth went smoothly, so there's not much to say about it.

Now the pressure is on choosing a name.

Kusuo Saiki just heard his mother's heartfelt words.

As fate would have it, after confirming the newborn's safety, the Zoldyck family gathered together.

An elderly man, clearly of grandfatherly age, asked, "What's a good name for this child?"

Kusuo Saiki thought to himself: Thank you, Kusuo Saiki.

Of course, he already knew the outcome of the name selection from his mother's heartfelt words.

Kikyo, Silva Zoldyck's wife, is the great mother who just brought Saiki Kusuo into the world. Although she was exhausted from giving birth, she is now full of energy and has already thought of a name for her second child.

The first child was named Illumi, ending with the sound of "mi," and the second child began with the sound of "mi."

"The child will be named... Kusuo Saiki."

The Zoldyck family: ?

Kiju didn't realize he had mispronounced the name, thinking he had called out Milluki's.

It seems that people have some objections to this name.

"Honey, you promised I'd choose the name for this child!"

Is it too long?

Just as the chairman of the family, Ba Zoldyck, was about to say that, what came out was: "I agree."

Silva realized he had made a mistake, but he didn't correct himself; there's no reason for the head of the household to take back what he's said.

“Since I promised you, this name will do,” Silva added.

Kusuo Saiki Zoldyck—that's how this strange name came about.

No one found the name strange anymore, thanks in part to Kusuo Saiki's superpowers.

Telepathy: If you transmit "Kiki Kusuo" to Kijuh before she says her name, it will be easy for her to say those four words when she does.

It's a clever way to make your mouth move faster than your brain, but it doesn't always work.

After all, it concerns his name for the next few decades. The name itself has no meaning and is just a string of characters. But he was already used to hearing Saiki Kusuo, and it would be a bit troublesome to remember another local name. Saiki Kusuo didn't want that, so he was determined to get it.

Before being carried out of the room, Kusuo Saiki noticed that he had an older brother.

Because his previous brother had left a considerable shadow on Saiki Kusuo, he observed this one more closely.

Illumi Zoldyck: Is this my little brother? He looks like a monkey.

Although this older brother is expressionless, unlike his original older brother, Kusuke Saiki, who always had a fake smile, he still harbors a deep-seated resentment towards humans, treating them like monkeys.

The first impression is that it's terrifying.

Someone with a stoic expression might actually be a repressed sadist. Why are there always such strange people around me? Is this the kind of disaster that superpowered people are supposed to face?

It's impossible for a 0-year-old baby to speak or change their own diapers.

Kusuo Saiki could only blush as the butler changed his clothes into baby essentials.

Although the baby's face showed no blushing.

No, I can't bear to live like this for even one more day.

Kusuo Saiki immediately set a plan for himself, determined to use all his abilities to return to his original world as soon as possible!

Failure was foreseen.

The long-range vision failed.

Transparency failed.

Equivalent substitution failed.

What's wrong? Nothing works!

The tiny baby clenched its fists, seemingly having lost all abilities except for passive telepathy and the associated telepathic abilities.

Impossible, my superpowers must be attached to my soul...

Kusuo Saiki was suddenly startled, realizing that neither the brain nor the body of an infant could handle the burden of superpowers.

One's superpowers will only gradually return as the body grows. In other words, to achieve something like time travel, one would have to be at least 15 or 6 years old.

Hey, hey, he remembers the Zoldycks are a family of assassins, right?

Before his superpowers are restored, will he have to learn assassin skills from a young age?

Saiki Kusuo, who has dedicated his life to being an ordinary person, feels absolutely terrible!

Chapter 2: Following in my second brother's footsteps, whether he's born or not is another matter.

That being said, the Zoldyck family doesn't give their children too much special training before the age of four.

The period before the age of four is the growth period for infants and toddlers, and family members should observe the child's talents.

In Hunter x Hunter, which Zoldyck member doesn't need to go out and work? Without his various superpowers, Kusuo Saiki followed suit and, in order to ensure that he didn't go down the path of murder, planned his entire life to be like their former second son, Milluki Zoldyck.

He was just giving up and pretending to be physically weak.

Except for obesity.

"Young Master Saiki Kusuo, it's time to study." Butler Xiao Xiang knocked on the door, poked her head out, and bowed to Saiki Kusuo.

Kusuo Saiki sat in his seat, reading a comic book. The room temperature was set at 29°C, a comfortable environment, yet Kusuo Saiki deliberately wrapped himself in a thin blanket.

It's autumn now, not particularly cold, all of which was intentionally done by Kusuo Saiki.

No matter how many doctors were called in, they couldn't do anything about his health.

I am grateful that I regained the ability to control my temperature when I was two years old, which led me down the sunny path of being weak and sickly.

For families with such strict discipline and control, being physically weak and sickly is not enough; they also need to continue to be lazy and unruly.

So he originally planned not to study today either.

[The head of the family said that if young master Saiki Kusuo can't even do well in his studies and has no talent whatsoever, then they should consider sending him underground for protection so he can never leave the house again. If possible, I really hope that young master...]

[I suddenly feel like studying today, Xiao Xiang, take me with you.] Saiki Kusuo closed his book.

By the way, the sounds within [ ] are either sounds heard through telepathy, or voices spoken by Kusuo Saiki using telepathy.

He was always too lazy to speak, subtly implying through his mind that no one was surprised by his silence.

It's just standard practice for people with superpowers.

Getting back to the main point, it seems we can't set things up too badly; imprisonment play and the like are out of the question.

His recent birthday is actually approaching.

There was always a somber atmosphere at home.

Which parents don't hope their children will become successful?

Unfortunately, my abilities are almost at the level of Kamisama, so please let me go, family.

Of course, this is something that can't be said aloud.

Wearing long sleeves, Kusuo Saiki followed the butler into the main guest room.

Before he went in, he already knew that all the family members, including his alien-like great-great-great-grandfather... maybe not that old, but definitely very old, an old man with wrinkled skin.

The family meeting was originally scheduled to be held in a rather gloomy place, which would have suited the atmosphere of an assassin family.

However, Kusuo Saiki is playing a sickly child who is afraid of the cold.

So his loving family thoughtfully moved him to a different location.

As soon as the door opened, he was greeted by his mother's screams.

"Kusuo!! Ah—it's all Mommy's fault, my poor baby. It must be because when Mommy was pregnant with Kusuo, I didn't twist his head when I killed the eighth target..."

Thank you, Mom. Please stop with this self-reflection.

Kusuo Saiki, held tightly by his mother, dared not exert himself too much, because his superpowers had recovered somewhat. Accidentally hurting his unsuspecting mother, or revealing that he was in good health, would not be the outcome he wanted.