A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

"I don't know, I forgot. Anyway, it changes every day, and after a while, I don't care anymore." Yamabuki Hanajin laughed, "However, the role I'm playing today is that of a perfectly elegant maid. Today, you are my young lady, let me serve you! What do you want for breakfast? I can make it perfectly and elegantly."

"Really? I want to eat Chinese food." Saten Ruiko's eyes lit up.

“Of course, no problem.” Yamabuki Hanajin snapped his fingers.

As the perfect maid, there's nothing I can't do.

Yamabuki Hanajin, quite nonchalantly, ordered takeout.

Indeed, true elegance lies in not getting your hands dirty.

Of course, Saten Ruiko paid for it.

Saten Ruiko finished her meal while crying.

My living expenses for a week!

Chapter 13: High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods

After finishing her meal with great satisfaction, Saten Ruiko muttered to herself, "I've already spent the money, shouldn't I get to experience the life of a real young lady!"

"Of course! Although this money was originally left by me!" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed, and Saten Ruiko smiled awkwardly when she realized that her little scheme had been exposed.

"Alright, let's start with the simplest thing: dressing you!" Yamabuki Hanajin lifted her short skirt and bowed slightly, perfectly: "First, we need to choose appropriate and decent clothes."

Yamabuki Hanajin opened Saten Ruiko's wardrobe. She was utterly astonished to find so many clothes inside; truly befitting someone with wardrobe powers.

"As a refined girl, you must learn to choose and match appropriate clothes." As Yamabuki Hanajin spoke, she pressed Saten Ruiko down on the bed, then reached out and grabbed Saten Ruiko's small feet to examine them closely.

"Huh? Why are you holding my foot?" Saten Ruiko asked in a panic.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko with a serious expression: "I'm not grabbing your feet, I'm really selecting ingredients. These are the most perfect top-quality ingredients, with a glossy color, a perfect balance of fat and lean, and a smooth and soft texture. I believe they will melt in your mouth."

"Yamabuki...you're not a cannibal, are you?" Saten Ruiko asked, pulling her little foot back in fear.

"Just kidding! Let me make one thing clear beforehand, I absolutely will not eat people! However, a thirteen-year-old girl is indeed most perfectly matched with white stockings. I have carefully studied the matching of various stockings with women's legs. If it is an alluring young woman with a perfect figure, then naturally she should wear black stockings to bring out her charm to the fullest. But if it is a cute girl, thin white stockings will greatly arouse the desire to protect her and the appetite. Miss, let me help you get dressed!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko with a serious expression.

Although the maid in front of me seemed very unreliable, I had already spent the money, so I had to accept the maid I had chosen.

"Miss, would you like me to prepare a bento for you? You can tell me what kind of dishes you want to eat, and I'll take care of it perfectly and elegantly!" Yamabuki Hanajin said while helping Saten Ruiko put on her stockings.

"Anyway, you're ordering takeout again! And it's my money you're spending! I'm not rich! You should find someone else to waste your money on! I'll prepare my own lunch!" Saten Ruiko said with a wry smile.

"By the way, Miss, please take off your pajamas, and I'll help you choose a suitable bra. Bra size is very important for women; if the size is wrong, it will affect development!" Yamabuki Hanajin's ten fingers wriggled like snakes.

"I have a feeling you have ulterior motives! No need to thank me! Get out of here right now. I can take care of changing my underwear myself! I'm not disabled!" Saten Ruiko struggled to push Yamabuki Hanajin out, then collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.

Are there really maids this terrifying in the world? I'm supposed to be the young lady, so why does she have such a powerful aura?

After finally changing her clothes, Saten Ruiko saw Yamabuki Hanajin looking impatient: "Young lady, you took a full half hour to change, that's such a waste of time. Wasting time is shameful, so please let me do your clothes for you next time!"

"I always have a feeling you have ulterior motives!" Saten Ruiko complained.

"Also, it's almost time for school, so please get ready to leave immediately." Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously, "As a lady from a prestigious family, you must have a clear understanding of time and absolutely cannot be late. Being late is shameful."

Saten Ruiko suddenly looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a feeling of utter weakness: "Is it possible that today is Sunday, and... because someone blew up the nuclear power plant not long ago, all schools are currently closed for classes?"

"She's just a maid who makes a living by being cute! She has absolutely no idea that the nuclear power plant was bombed!" Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

I never expected the Ea to be so powerful! It blew up the nuclear power plant in one go. What is Aleister doing? It's just a nuclear power plant, and it's taken so long to fix it.

I'm so disappointed.

If you still can't handle this, I'll turn into Yujiro Hanma and crawl into your bed.

Do you know why William, the 48-year-old adventurer, became withdrawn?

"Anyway, let's begin today's activities! Shall we attend the ladies' afternoon tea? Or go on a private beach vacation?" Yamabuki Hanajin cleverly changed the subject.

Saten Ruiko said with a self-deprecating smile, her face filled with despair: "I knew I'd never be a rich girl in this lifetime! What's afternoon tea? I've never even had it! And if I had a private beach, I wouldn't be living in this cheap rental!"

Just as Saten Ruiko was lamenting that she couldn't become a rich young lady, her phone suddenly rang. It was Haru on the other end.

"Saten-san! Misaka-senpai invited us to be swimsuit models! What do you think? Should we accept?" Haru asked in a very cute voice.

"Swimsuit model?"

“That’s right! Maybe this is your chance to become a big star. If you want to come, meet at the dessert shop near the station entrance,” Chu Chun said with a smile.

"I'll think about it some more!" Saten Ruiko sighed. "I'll never become a real superstar in my life, will I?"

Saten Ruiko wallowed in self-pity.

"It's alright, young lady. Even though you can't become a star, wouldn't it be very prestigious to show off to your friends with a personal maid who obeys your every word?" Yamabuki Hanajin's voice was like the whisper of a devil.

“Yes!” Saten Ruiko suddenly realized that if she brought a high-class-looking maid to Misaka-senpai, everyone would be very envious!

This is one of the few opportunities to show off!

"Let's go, Yamabuki!"

"Yes! Young Miss."

......

As it turns out, that 500,000 yuan was well spent.

When an elegant, noble, and beautiful maid stood behind her, Saten Ruiko instantly felt her status rise. Not only that, Misaka Mikoto, Shirai Kuroko, and Uiharu Kazari also stared at Saten Ruiko in shock.

“Saten-kun, who is this…” Uiharu Kazari looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with envy.

"Hmph! This is my personal maid! How about that! Pretty impressive, huh!" Saten Ruiko said smugly. Yes, this is exactly the feeling I wanted.

But those who can become high-level ability users are all top students, and Misaka Mikoto soon realized that something was wrong.

"Why does that ahoge (cowlick) on your head look so familiar to me?" Misaka Mikoto suddenly reached out and pinched the ahoge on Yamabuki Hanajin's head.

"My beloved concubine still remembers me! I'm so touched! But today I'm the young lady's personal maid, so I can't serve you! Let's do something meaningful another night when it's quiet!"

Chapter 14: Zawaludo

This tone...

This arrogant attitude...

There's no mistake, it's that brat! Misaka Mikoto exuded a murderous aura that even demons feared, grabbing Yamabuki Hanajin by the neck: "Do you know how badly you've hurt me! I almost lost my life! You have no idea how terrifying the dorm supervisor's anger is! Also, you're the one who blew up the nuclear power plant, come with me to turn yourself in right now! Kuroko, aren't you a disciplinary committee member? Arrest her right now!"

Shirai Kuroko smiled sweetly: "Onee-sama, I really want to do that too, but unfortunately, today is my day off. I'll have to do my disciplinary committee work tomorrow when I'm on duty."

"Tch! Kuroko doesn't work overtime, huh? Oh well, I guess I'll have to do it myself, A Certain Scientific Railgun!" Misaka Mikoto was crackling with electricity.

Yamabuki Hanajin laughed even more happily: "My beloved, don't be angry. You can't beat me today! After all, I am the strongest human."

"The strongest? What nonsense! I won't allow any human to be stronger than me in this world! Take this, Lightning Spear!" Misaka Mikoto attacked immediately.

Lightning strikes at almost the speed of light, making it absolutely impossible for humans to avoid them.

However, no matter how fast lightning strikes, it can never exceed the speed of light.

"Zawarudo! Time, stop flowing!" Yamabuki Hanajin said dashingly.

In an instant, time stood still throughout the world.

The lightning spear flew halfway before freezing in mid-air, proving that even lightning cannot transcend the constraints of time.

"Looking closer, my beloved concubine is indeed very cute!" Yamabuki Hanajin leisurely walked up behind Misaka Mikoto.

Time begins to flow.

The lightning-struck gun pierced through the glass of the cake shop in an instant, startling the surrounding customers.

"Big sister, please don't use your superpowers recklessly, and don't cause unnecessary casualties!" Shirai Kuroko shouted.

But Misaka Mikoto stared blankly at what was in front of her, because Yamabuki Hanajin had disappeared. Could it be that the opponent's ability was also spatial teleportation? No, even if it was spatial teleportation, it might not be faster than her own lightning.

"As expected of a powerful ability! Truly worthy of the Railgun! However, you can't beat me today! You can't outrun time." Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a smug smile: "Besides, the outcome has already been decided, hasn't it? If you make any rash moves now, you'll be in big trouble!"

"Huh?" Misaka Mikoto hurriedly turned around, but quickly she clamped her legs together tightly, her face flushed, one hand pressing down on her skirt and the other hand protecting her chest.

Yamabuki Hanakami raised her index finger, on which hung a very cute girl's underwear.

"It's a Gekota limited edition! She's still just a kid! But she's cute! Also... and this bra... it's the same style as Gekota's panties." Yamabuki Hanajin smiled at Misaka Mikoto: "My ability is time stop. If you don't behave, maybe next time I stop time, your outer garment will disappear too! Then I might get carried away and do some unspeakable things to you. Haven't you seen any time-stop movies?"

"Pfft!" Shirai Kuroko suddenly had a nosebleed.

Yamabuki Hanajin coughed lightly: "I think Shirai-san should go outside and stand as punishment, because I clearly said JOJO."

Misaka Mikoto blushed and said, "Stop talking so much, just give me back my underwear!"

"Of course I can, but you have to keep my plan to bomb the nuclear power plant a secret!" Yamabuki Hanajin threatened. "If you don't agree, then what I just said isn't JOJO."

"Seriously! Fine, fine! I promise you! Give me back my underwear right now!" Misaka Mikoto glared at Yamabuki Hanajin through gritted teeth. Why was such a pretty face so infuriating?

"Of course. By the way, Miss Misaka, would you like me to help you get dressed? For just 500,000 yen, I can make you feel so good you can't breathe!" Yamabuki Hanajin used the same trick again.

Misaka Mikoto retrieved her underwear and hurriedly went to the restroom.

She came out a moment later, her face flushed.

"Anyway, I'm just an ordinary, well-meaning citizen. The disciplinary committee and security forces will handle the nuclear power plant bombing! But if you dare to cause any more damage, don't blame me for being impolite," Misaka Mikoto threatened.

"Yes, yes, yes! Okay, okay! I haven't had cake in so long, um... have you ever had a durian stinky tofu flavored cake?" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed.

"What kind of cult stuff are you talking about? Can you really eat that stuff?" the four girls complained at the same time.

"Don't you know? The raw materials for perfume are all very strong flavors! Mixing things like stinky tofu and durian together might lead to some unexpected discoveries! Miss, would you like one?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko with a smile.

"Please, please spare me," Saten Ruiko pleaded.

"Alright, it's almost time. We need to go shoot the swimsuit commercial!" Misaka Mikoto took a deep breath to calm herself down.

You can't get angry with this kind of person.

Misaka Mikoto kept reminding herself of this.

“Okay! Let’s go together!” said Yamabuki Hanajin.

The person in charge of receiving them was a young woman, around twenty-five years old, wearing a light blue skirt; she was probably the company manager.

Seeing so many young and beautiful girls as advertising models made me very happy.