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"You...you tell me!"

"I've never kissed a girl before, my beloved. Give me your first kiss!"

Misaka Mikoto raised her hands expressionlessly, glaring at Yamabuki Hanajin with a sinister grin: "Are you about to die? Let me give you CPR! A billion-volt CPR, that must feel amazing!"

"Crackling and popping!!!"

Yamabuki Hanajin ran faster than a rabbit, and a billion-volt bolt of lightning blasted a huge crater in the ground.

"You're so energetic, you don't look like someone who's about to die! I forgot, you said you transform every day, which means that the child's appearance is probably just you in disguise!" Misaka Mikoto pressed closer: "You blew up the nuclear power plant, so you can spend the rest of your life in prison!"

"Huh? You shouldn't have such low intelligence!" Yamabuki Hanajin exclaimed in surprise.

"Don't run! Stop right there!"

“If we don’t run, we’ll be in jail! But it was just a small nuclear power plant that was blown up, Aleister can handle it!” Yamabuki Hanajin smiled and flew into the air: “Our day trip to Academy City has only just begun! My love! We’ll meet again someday.”

……

In the end, Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko, after a busy day, staggered back to their dorm.

This Sunday was so exciting!

Fantasy Master! Fantasy Beast! Nuclear Power Plant Explosion! Academy City was already in complete chaos.

Oh right, did we forget something?

The moment I stepped into the dormitory, a murderous aura swept over me!

The dormitory supervisor, standing behind the two of them, gently pushed up her gleaming glasses: "Shirai, Misaka, you two still know how to come back! Shouldn't we settle some scores?"

Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko turned around stiffly, and the dormitory supervisor grabbed their heads!

Ultimate move: Strong Hand Skull Crusher!

The girl's screams echoed throughout the entire dormitory.

Hearing the screams outside, Yamabuki Hanajin had already climbed onto Misaka Mikoto's bed.

"What a fulfilling day!" Yamabuki Hanajin lay comfortably in bed: "Goodnight, Makka Pakka! Hiss~~~"

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Chapter 9: Demon King Muzan Can't Be a Girl

Demon Slayer: World of Demons.

Kitchen door house.

Kamado Tanjiro gets up very early every day to go up the mountain to chop firewood, burns it into charcoal, and then goes down the mountain to sell it.

This is a craft passed down through generations in their family. Not long ago, their father passed away, and the burden of the family fell on his shoulders alone.

Just as dawn was breaking, Tanjiro Kamado was about to crawl out of his warm bed when suddenly he felt someone moving inside. Hmm? It must be one of his younger brothers or sisters, right?

It's winter now, and the weather is very cold. The children often crawl into Tanjiro's bed.

Tanjiro Kamado curiously lifted a corner of the blanket and saw...

A bald man crawled out of his bed.

"Aaaaaah! Baldy!!!" Kamado Tanjiro screamed in horror. Why is there a bald head in my bed?

"It's so noisy! It's still early, isn't it?" the bald man said.

Tanjiro Kamado stared in horror at the man who crawled out of his bed.

Is this not just a bald man, but also an adult?

All his younger siblings were awakened by Tanjiro Kamado's screams, and his mother, Aoi Kamado, rushed in with a sickle.

The bald man silently opened today's skill list.

Name: Yamabuki Hanakami (Saitama).

Age: Unknown (25 years old).

Interests: Supermarket discounts.

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (already overridden by the baldness attribute).

Skills: Normal Punch (can destroy all living beings in the current world), Serious Punch (can destroy the current world).

Brief introduction: A hero driven by interest.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked sadly at her attribute panel: "I've gone bald, but I've also become stronger."

Although the situation was very strange, Tanjiro Kamado still asked very politely, "Bald man, are you a monk?"

"No, you've misunderstood. I'm just bald, not a monk!" Yamabuki Kerita argued.

“But only monks shave their heads,” Kamado Tanjiro asked.

"It's not only monks who are bald!" Yamabuki Hanajin explained.

"But you're bald."

"I am not a monk..."

"But you're bald!" Kamado Tanjiro stared intently at Yamabuki Hanajin's bald head.

"Alright, I am a monk." Yamabuki Hanajin looked utterly hopeless. "This humble monk passed through this place and discovered the resurgence of demonic energy. I deduced that there must be a demon lurking here, so this master decided to sacrifice himself to help you subdue it. If I'm not mistaken, someone in your family just died!"

Tanjiro Kamado was shocked: "How did you know?"

Because your father's portrait is hanging on the back wall.

"As for how your father died..." Yamabuki Hanajin pretended to count on her fingers, then turned around and saw Kamado Aoi, dressed in plain clothes, gentle and dignified. Looking at the six children beside her, she sighed: "Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed."

Even the strongest kidneys can't withstand this kind of abuse!

"Ahem, actually, this humble monk came here to be defiled by you—bah, to slay demons and eliminate evil! Your husband's death was definitely not simple; there must have been demons at work," said Yamabuki Hanajin with a serious expression.

"Well... Master, could you please put your clothes on?" Kamado Aoi said somewhat embarrassedly.

At this moment, Yamabuki Hanakami discovered that there was actually a monk's robe and kasaya next to her.

System, you're pretty clever!

"According to my calculations, the demon will come to your door ten days after your husband's death. May I ask which day it is?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

“Today is exactly the tenth day,” Kamado Aoi said.

Ten days after Tanjiro Kamado's father died, the Demon King Muzan wiped out the entire Kamado family. If Tanjiro hadn't slept at the foot of the mountain for one night, the anime would have ended at lightning speed.

"It's tonight! This humble monk will vanquish demons and monsters, but before that... is there anything to eat?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Because of the appearance of Yamabuki Hanajin, Kamado Tanjiro did not go down the mountain to sell charcoal, but stayed at home.

Yamabuki Hanajin leaned against the door, looking at the scenery outside. It was a pity that she could only stay in the Demon Slayer world for one day, and that her starting point was at Kamado Tanjiro's house. Otherwise, there would definitely be more fun.

If I have the chance, I will definitely go to Guoyou to find Duoji and discuss Buddhism together, talking all night long!

May Buddha have mercy, female benefactor. This humble monk has heard you are skilled in bondage? If I don't go to hell, who will? Torture me to your heart's content!

Just then, Tanjiro Kamado came over with a cup of hot tea: "Master, do you think the demon will definitely come tonight?"

"Definitely. I'll leave if he doesn't come. Also, don't go out today; it's going to snow heavily later," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

Tanjiro Kamado looked at the clear sky outside, clearly not wanting it to snow at all.

"Master, how did you know? Are you a prophet?" Kamado Tanjiro asked.

"No, I've read the manga," Yamabuki Hanajin said proudly, and yes, that was how straightforward she was.

"Although I don't understand it, it seems really impressive!" Tanjiro Kamado said with admiration.

“Hmm! Young people still have a lot to learn. Let me tell your fortune; your future wife will be very beautiful,” Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.

"Oh! That's great! Master, could you answer a question for me? Why did you crawl out of my bed?" Kamado Tanjiro asked.

"This question is too profound for you to understand now, but you will when you grow up!" said Yamabuki Hanajin.

At this moment, Tanjiro Kamado's two younger brothers were running around inside the house, but the two girls remained inside and did not come out.

Time passed by, and Yamabuki Hanakami lay lazily at the door, taking a nap. She had stolen half a day of leisure from her busy life. How wonderful!

When he woke up, it was already dark outside, and it was snowing heavily.

"Master, dinner is ready," Kamado Aoi said gently.

Yamabuki Hanajin stretched, and outside the room it was pitch black. Kamado Tanjiro looked surprised. The master had actually been right. It really was snowing outside. If he went down the mountain to sell charcoal, he definitely wouldn't be able to come back tonight.

At that moment, Nezuko and her sister also came out of the room, and Yamabuki Hanajin saw Nezuko for the first time!

She is cute yet mature, innocent yet composed, inheriting her mother's gentleness and her father's fortitude.

She's almost half as cute as me!

Yamabuki Hanakami muttered to herself.

But who wouldn't like a cute girl who can change size at will?

Just as Yamabuki Hanajin came over to eat, suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Just as Tanjiro Kamado was about to open the door, Hanajin Yamabuki suddenly grabbed him.

"Evil spirits have arrived! Hide and leave to this humble monk." Yamabuki Hanakami, with a solemn expression, straightened his non-existent hairstyle, then strode forward, opened the door, and roared, "Bold fiend! Hmm? Wait a minute!"

There was indeed a person standing outside the door, it was indeed Kibutsuji Muzan, but this Muzan was actually a girl!

Chapter 10: I unleashed a powerful counterattack with the Great Heavenly Dragon.

Muzan is still the same Muzan, but... why has he become a girl?

The girl before me, Muzan Kibutsuji, was a fourteen-year-old girl. Under the light, her skin was as white as snow. She wore a blue spider lily headdress, her face was delicate, and her arms were slender and graceful like a porcelain doll. She was wearing a light-colored kimono and was barefoot in the snow. Her toes were white and tender, and she was gently gripping the ground, which made her look pitiful.

At this moment, Muzan Kibutsuji doesn't resemble a demon king at all; he's more like a sickly girl passing through.

"May I ask if I can stay here for the night?" Muzan Kibutsuji's voice was ethereal and clear; no normal man could resist the charm of such a beauty.

No wonder he was once a courtesan! This is probably just his occupational hazard acting up.