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Chapter 84: The Apostle's Cooking Manual

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and poked the fish angel's belly, only to find that the fish angel was not moving.

"By the way, all the apostles have cores inside their bodies. If the cores aren't destroyed, they'll revive quickly, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin stretched out her fingernails and cut open the fish angel's belly, prying out the S2 mechanism. She also took out Unit 2 from the fish angel's belly.

Looking at the S2 mechanism in her palm, and then at Unit 2, Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly had a bold idea.

The warship was placed in the sea, and Yamabuki Hanajin took Unit 2 and Fish Angel and flew into the sky.

Misato Katsuragi stared at the enormous figure in the sky, her expression grave. This was a god even more terrifying than an apostle. If it were to attack humanity, they would have no power to resist and could only sit in a good position and wait to die.

"Buzz!"

Misato Katsuragi's phone suddenly rang; it was a call from above.

"Commander Misato Katsuragi, we are aware of what happened on your end. Remember, under no circumstances should you offend that deity. We will send people over soon; you must keep her calm."

Misato Katsuragi gritted her teeth and asked, "If this god attacks us, can we fight back?"

"No! Absolutely not. Even if it means death, you must not show hostility. This concerns the fate of all humanity. If you can't do this, you're out of the commander's seat right now."

The opinions of Seele's senior management were extremely strong, after all, they had just finalized a new plan.

Misato Katsuragi remained silent for a long time: "I don't think this god will harbor any hostility towards us. Because, with our meager strength, they simply don't care."

"This is a matter of attitude. We absolutely, absolutely cannot leave a bad impression on the God." The Seele executive shouted sternly, "This is the beginning of a new era for humanity. If we can make contact with the God, humanity will surely enter a new era."

Misato Katsuragi thought to herself, "I have a feeling that woman is incredibly unreliable."

At this moment, Yamabuki Hanajin was flying in the sky with Unit 2.

"I almost thought I was going to die!" Asuka struggled to escape from Unit 2.

I never expected my first real-world test to be so disastrous; I was completely useless.

"And that guy who got in through connections! I told you he couldn't do it. If his dad wasn't the former commander, how could he have become the pilot of Unit-01?" Asuka kept complaining, "Didn't he defeat several Angels?"

"Alright, alright! It's nothing!" Yamabuki Hanajin transformed into human form and gently patted Asuka's head. "People will always encounter those with different viewpoints and those who are different from themselves. If you hold grudges, you'll live a very tiring life. But look what good stuff I got!"

Yamabuki Hanakami raised the S2 mechanism in her hand.

"This is......"

"The core of the Angel, also known as the S2 engine, can provide unlimited energy. I'll install it in Unit-02 for you so it won't go into a paralyzed state when it runs out of power. By the way, now that you've created something like EVA, can't you research controlled nuclear fusion technology? Is the technology in this world a little off-track?" Yamabuki Hanajin casually installed the S2 engine into Unit-02.

"Don't modify Unit-02 carelessly!" Ever since Asuka learned that her mother's soul was inside Unit-02, she has been very concerned about it.

The crisis of the Apostles has now temporarily ended.

"Shouldn't we consider what to do with the fish angel in front of us?" Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and poked the fish angel's belly; it was bouncy and smooth.

"Which do you think is better, steamed or braised?"

I've thought about this question since I watched anime: can fish angels actually be eaten?

Will it cause any harm to the human body after eating it? What does the meat taste like?

"System, as a qualified mother, one must master superb cooking skills. Are there any books on this subject?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

System: "Who do you think I am? There's nothing I can't do. Please check out 'Apostle's Cooking Techniques.' I also have many other unconventional culinary books here, would you like to take a look?"

"Ultraman Steaming Manual," "Kamen Rider's Braised Path," "On: Rodan, King of the Sky, Barbecue Guide," "Gatarina's Soup-Making Tips," "Three-Headed King Ghidorah Skewers Tutorial: Learn by Doing It All"

What...what the hell is all this stuff?

Are all the recipes in your system this outrageous?

Turning to the first page of "The Apostle's Cooking Techniques," one sees the words: "Grilled fish is always the best. Prepare a grill that can hold the fish angels, sprinkle with cumin, chili powder, and white sesame seeds, and grill over low heat."

I knew this thing was unreliable.

"Let's go! Aren't the people down below getting impatient?" Yamabuki Hanajin led Unit 2 down below.

Although Misato Katsuragi disliked the busty woman in front of her, she had no choice but to appease her with an order from above, putting on a fake smile: "My house is quite big, would you like to come to my house? Asuka just arrived in Japan and doesn't have a place to stay, right? How about letting her stay at my house?"

Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth in surprise: "No way! No way! The Commander-in-Chief of NERV doesn't even have any extra property? By the way, I heard you still have more than thirty mortgage payments to make. Do you want me to help you?"

"I want it!"

"Just kidding, I'm just kidding! I'll pay off my own debts." Yamabuki Hanajin squinted at Katsuragi Misato.

This woman has such a terrible personality!

"Prepare a big house for us. I don't stay in this world often, but I'll come back to check on things from time to time. Is that alright?"

“This world?” Misato Katsuragi immediately grasped the key point: “Could it be that besides this world, there are many other worlds?”

“Of course! Your world is nothing more than a tiny speck of dust in the universe.” Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Katsuragi Misato with a playful gaze: “So, don’t try anything funny in front of me. If you’re hungry, go home and eat! I’ll make you all some grilled fish.”

Misato Katsuragi remained very wary of the "god" before her, but she had no choice but to endure it as she had orders from above.

in the afternoon.

The group finally returned to Neo-Tokyo. Rebuilding a city is not easy. Shin-chan's destruction was only a few days ago for the people of this world, and everyone was working hard to repair the city.

Fortunately, Misato Katsuragi's house was not destroyed, and Kagami Yamabuki brought Asuka to Misato Katsuragi's house to meet up.

As soon as she got home, Misato Katsuragi dropped all pretense, collapsed onto the sofa, and held an ice-cold beer in her hand.

"Thump thump thump!"

Ah! This is the moment we live for.

"Alright, I'll make grilled fish for everyone! Fish Angel's meat should be pretty good, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin came to the stove and suddenly realized that she didn't seem to know how to cook?

"system......"

"Understood! Please accept 'Cooking: From Beginner to Cemetery'."

Chapter 85: Drunken Chaos... I Didn't Say Anything

"boom!!!"

The kitchen exploded.

"I haven't finished paying off my mortgage yet!" Misato Katsuragi said, clutching a can of beer and trembling all over.

Don't be angry! Don't be angry! They're gods, this kitchen and stuff is perfectly normal for them.

"Cough cough cough! It's alright, it's alright, I can handle it! No need to come and help!" Yamabuki Hanajin waved her hand as she flipped through a book, gesturing for them to stay away from the kitchen.

Truly a system that covers everything from beginner to expert, well done.

"Thank you for the compliment." (System)

"Do you think I'm praising you? Can't you tell the difference between right and wrong?"

"I couldn't tell. Thanks for the compliment. If you don't take the fish out of the pot soon, it'll burn." (System)

"It's just cooking a meal! Why not just use magic to transform it?" Yamabuki Hanajin prepared to cast a powerful spell.

The system sighed, "You need magic to cook a meal for your daughter? You might as well quit being a mother. You'll raise this girl to death sooner or later."

"Just kidding, I used to keep a lot of small pets. I've kept rabbits, turtles, goldfish, all sorts of things."

What happened to those pets afterward?

"The taste is all pretty good."

"..." System: "I'll send Asuka a dream tonight and tell her to escape your clutches as soon as possible."

After a tremendous amount of effort, including blowing up the kitchen twice, the charcoal-grilled fish angel dish was finally completed.

"Are you... alright..." Misato Katsuragi was more worried about her house.

"It's alright, it's alright! I'll turn you back in a bit!" Yamabuki Hanajin wiped the ash off her face with a tissue. "Hurry up and try my grilled fish!"

Misato Katsuragi stared at the indescribable object on the plate, unable to bring herself to eat it.

Suspicious! Absolutely suspicious.

The first person to pick up their chopsticks was none other than the good girl Asuka.

"Are you sure... what you made won't poison me?" Asuka looked at her newly adopted mother warily.

"Don't be afraid, even if you die from the poison, I can save you." Yamabuki Hanajin said with full confidence.

Now that you've said that, no one else will dare to eat it.

"How about... I help you with this again?" Shinji Ikari rarely took the initiative to speak.

Although he is cowardly and tends to run away from problems, everyone has their strengths, and Shinji Ikari is an all-rounder when it comes to housework.

Misato Katsuragi picked up a piece of fish with her chopsticks: "I don't remember having any fish at home. And there's nowhere to buy fish around here."

After the second impact, all marine life was wiped out.

Only a small number of farmed aquatic products survived.

In other words, fish prices are extremely high right now.

"Hmph!" Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly, "Just eat it."

Shinji Ikari mustered his courage and put the fish in his mouth.

"Shinji! How is it? Is it delicious?" Misato Katsuragi asked softly.

"Although it's a bit burnt... it's still... still acceptable! But... this meat is too chewy, it feels a bit tough to chew." Shinji Ikari tasted and appreciated it.

"Of course. This is a fish I just caught. It's very fresh!" Yamabuki Hanajin said proudly.

Misato Katsuragi had already put the fish in her mouth, but when she heard what Hanajin Yamabuki said, she immediately spat the fish out of her mouth.

They stayed together the entire way from the warship to New Tokyo, and Yamabuki Hanajin didn't go fishing at all.

No, to be precise, only one fish was caught.

That's the fish angel.

"You're not going to cook the apostles for us, are you?" Misato Katsuragi's face turned green.