A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

And you, elf?

Yamabuki Hanajin thought for a moment: "Just passing by."

"Alright, let's go then!" Ainz Ooal Gown prepared to unleash a super-tier magic.

"Purify!" Aqua immediately jumped out and cast a purification spell on Ainz Ooal Gown: "All of you better behave yourselves. Don't just slaughter hundreds of thousands of people like that. Do you think this is a movie?"

The soul of the Bone King was about to fly away.

This purification spell deals way too much damage!

Aqua can probably only bully Ainz Ooal Gown.

“I’ll negotiate; that should get us into the city,” Yamabuki Hanajin stepped forward. “Don’t let my childish appearance fool you; I’m a very skilled negotiator.”

And so, Yamabuki Hanajin arrived before the lord, riding on her magic wand.

He bluntly stated, "Open the city gates, or I'll break your legs."

City Lord: "..."

After very high-level negotiations, Yamabuki Hanajin successfully persuaded the castle lord to make concessions, and everyone happily entered the city.

The city lord looked at the mage beside him: "Weren't you supposed to lead the charge?"

The magician swung his wand and smashed it directly at the back of the city lord's head: "I'll smash your grandma's leg! I'm done!"

"What should we do after we enter the city?" Rimuru asked.

"Of course, we have to try the food from another world! They have flying cabbages and fried frog legs. You absolutely have to try them!" Yamabuki Hanajin recommended.

At this moment, the city lord walked over with a smile.

I don't know why his forehead was wrapped in bandages.

"Everyone... as long as you don't damage the city... I'll cover all your expenses today! Have fun!" The city lord said with a forced smile.

Yamabuki Hanajin stretched out her small hand: "Money."

The city lord obediently took off his money pouch and handed it over.

"Alright, that's all for now. Everyone go have some fun."

"Fried frog legs...what do they taste like?" Rimuru asked, his face full of curiosity.

As someone who started out by devouring everything, Rimuru had eaten practically anything in the underground labyrinth.

"Everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting."

When the chef brought out the fried frog legs, everyone fell silent.

"You... call this a frog leg?" Rimuru asked, looking at the thing in front of him that was about as thick as an elephant's leg.

Spider-Woman also started out by devouring others; there's basically nothing she won't eat. But now that she's become human, she needs to maintain her ladylike elegance. She picked up a knife and fork and gently cut off a piece, putting it in her mouth.

"Hmm, it tastes pretty good."

Ainz could only smack his lips on the sidelines.

I'm so annoyed.

"Would you like to take a bath after dinner?" Yamabuki Hanajin suggested.

"Okay."

After eating and drinking their fill, the group of men and women were divided into two groups.

Yamabuki Hanajin, Aqua and Kumoko arrive at the Women's Bath.

Soaking in hot water wrapped in a bath towel feels absolutely wonderful.

“Only at times like this do I feel truly alive!” Aqua said with a contented expression.

Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly realized that although Aqua wasn't very bright, she had a great figure.

Then look at the spider next to it.

In her past life, she was bullied and isolated by other girls in her class because she was too beautiful. Her looks and figure were both top-notch.

Look down at yourself again...

"Sure enough, the small ones are also very cute," Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself.

"Oh! Are you insecure about your figure? Elves develop very slowly! It takes at least several decades or even hundreds of years to grow into an adult! Do you want me to massage you to help you develop!" Aqua chuckled.

"Don't come any closer! Lest you pass on your stupidity to me!" Yamabuki Hanajin crossed her arms.

Spider reached out and pinched Yamabuki Hanajin's ear.

"Don't pinch my ears! Elves' ears are very sensitive."

Suddenly, something started bubbling at the bottom of their bathtub.

"Ok?"

A blob of blue slime rose from the water.

"It feels so good to soak in this water..."

The adorable king has turned into a puddle.

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and gently poked Rimuru: "Although slimes don't have genders, I remember your soul is a 37-year-old man, right? So why are you in the women's bathroom?"

Rimuru: "...This...it must have been an accident..."

"Get over there!"

Aqua grabbed Rimuru and threw him into the adjacent men's bathroom.

"I will definitely come back!!!"

"Honestly, you can't relax even for a moment. Oh, right, little Frilian, let me give you a massage! To help you develop properly!" Aqua looked like a lovesick girl.

"Hmph, System, I want to become a big-breasted girl tomorrow, is that okay?"

Chapter 77: Come on, call me Mom

EVA world.

In a dark, enclosed basement, the remaining members of Seele are having a meeting.

Just a few days ago, a devastating catastrophe struck the human world. An unknown monster suddenly appeared in Tokyo, Japan, and began a brutal massacre. It then traveled the world, killing all the high-ranking members of SEELE. The SEELE organization is now paralyzed.

Many things are directly disconnected, such as the Human Completion Project.

This top secret was known only to the thirteen highest-ranking members of the original group, but now all thirteen of them have been killed by the monster, leaving not even a trace.

Even NERV Commander-in-Chief Gendo Ikari was smashed into a pulp by a single tail strike from the monster.

The whole world is now discussing where the monster came from.

“Tell me your thoughts! This monster is clearly targeting our Seele organization. The organization is now completely paralyzed, and the Apostle crisis is still not over. Is this really divine punishment for us? Because we have offended God’s domain?” the man holding card number 2 said mournfully.

“There is no other explanation.” Number 3 said in a deep voice, “I have a feeling that we, no, all of humanity, are being watched by a giant eye. Every move we make is under the gaze of that eye. No one can escape. If we dare to do anything out of line, we will be punished by the gods. Although I don’t know what the top-secret Human Completion Project is, this project absolutely cannot continue. Not for any other reason than for humanity.”

“Agreed. That monster had the power to destroy all of human civilization, but it only massacred people in Tokyo and left quickly. This shows that God was just trying to warn us. We can't be ungrateful. This time only a few million people died, but what about next time? Maybe it will destroy all of humanity. We can't repeat the same mistakes. I think we absolutely cannot restart the Human Completion Project. Only leave the part for the attack on the Angels. What do you say?” Number 4 said.

"Human arrogance will destroy us; at least for now, we have no power to fight against God. God's slightest intervention is already the limit for humanity. We cannot anger the gods any further. I have decided to designate the day the monsters attacked Tokyo as the Day of Divine Punishment, so that we may remember this day forever. Of course, we must continue to fight the Angels, otherwise, we humans will still face certain death. But Gendo Ikari is dead. Who should be the new commander of NEVR?"

“I do have someone in mind,” Number 11 suddenly said. “You all remember Misato Katsuragi, right? She’s always been a battlefield commander with a wealth of combat experience. Besides, she survived the Second Impact, and her ambitions are modest, making her easier for us to control. Now we can be certain that above humans and Angels, there’s something even higher… it could be God, or something else entirely. In any case, it’s incredibly powerful, something we absolutely cannot afford to offend. Do you think it’s possible for us to try communicating with God?”

The only lesson humanity has learned from history is that it has learned nothing.

The expressions on everyone's faces were different: some were fearful, some were expectant, some were helpless, and some were desperate.

Communicating with a "god" who is above the human race sounds absolutely insane.

But who can resist such temptation?

"What if, what if we invite divine punishment again? Next time, it might not be just a matter of a few million lives."

"Perhaps God is hoping that we will communicate with Him."

silence.

This is an extremely crazy idea. The mind of God is something that humans can never understand, but humans will do everything in their power to approach the realm that humans cannot reach.

"That monster—no, the messenger of God—was enormous and couldn't have disappeared without a trace. We need to find the messenger of God first. Then we can find a way to communicate with God through the messenger."

"Current project name: Divine Revelation. Remember, this project is known only to the thirteen of us. It must not be revealed to anyone. Now, we are the highest authority in Seele. The resources of the entire world are in our hands. There is nothing we cannot do."

The Human Completion Project has ended, and a brand new project has officially begun.

Humans are truly the most outstanding masters of self-destruction on the entire planet.

And the messenger of God they spoke of was in someone's bed.

......

Germany.

Soryu Asuka Langley is fast asleep.

Just a few days ago, Makoto wreaked havoc across the world, plunging the entire world into panic and forcing the battle against the Angels to cease. According to the original plan, she should have gone to the NVER headquarters in Japan today, but now that the headquarters has been demolished by Makoto, she can only wait in Germany.

She had a wonderful dream, feeling as if she were flying through a soft sea of ​​clouds.

The only downside is... it's a little difficult to breathe.

It might be due to lack of oxygen at high altitudes! Asuka used this thought to numb herself.

In a daze, Asuka saw someone waving at her from the clouds. When Asuka went over to look, she found it was her mother.

"Mother!!!"

She tried to reach out and grab it, but it was out of reach; she could only grasp the soft sea of ​​clouds.

"What a lovely little girl! Why is she in such a hurry!"

Why does it feel like someone is talking in my ear? Am I dreaming?

Asuka reached out to touch it, only to discover... there really was a second person in her bed. She instantly woke up, opened her eyes, and saw a woman smiling at her.

His hands were deeply embedded in the woman's breasts.

What a magnificent power that was!