A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Kamado Tanjiro, my wife Zenitsu, and Kubihira Inosuke.

"This is the train..."

It was the first time in their lives that the three of them had ever seen a train, and they were incredibly shocked.

Inosuke even mistook the train for a giant monster in the forest and prepared to wrestle with it.

"Over here!" Rengoku Kyojuro waved enthusiastically to the three little ones.

“Kyojuro-sensei!” Kamado Tanjiro was overjoyed to see Rengoku Kyojuro, then looked at Yamabuki Hanajin beside him.

That iconic ahoge (cowlick)...

"Is it... Mr. Yamabuki?" Tanjiro Kamado asked with a curious expression.

"Yes, it's me." Yamabuki Hanajin waved happily.

Tanjiro actually recognized him, that's great.

"You know each other? Don't just stand there, come and eat your bento." Rengoku Kyojuro handed out a bento to everyone.

The pig was the happiest during the meal.

"Why did Mr. Yamabuki suddenly appear here?" Kamado Tanjiro asked curiously.

"This is the first train that Japan expert has ever taken, so of course I had to come and join in the fun. I love a good time! Would you like some sake?" Yamabuki Hanajin poured three cups of sweet rice wine.

Humans may be able to refuse alcohol, but they absolutely cannot refuse sugar.

The sweet and sour taste and slight alcohol flavor made the three little ones fall in love with this wine instantly.

"Another cup!" Piggy shouted, holding up the cup in his hand.

"Keep your voice down! You're attracting everyone's attention!" Zenitsu Agatsuma quickly pulled Ino-kun back.

"Alright, let's get in the car. You've all heard about this mission, right?" Rengoku Kyojuro asked.

Tanjiro Kamado nodded. He was told that they needed to investigate the whereabouts of the Demon King Muzan, but it wasn't that simple.

"Mr. Yamabuki, didn't you completely eliminate Muzan before?" Kamado Tanjiro asked.

This question instantly attracted everyone's attention.

This seemingly frail old man... was actually able to defeat the Demon King Muzan?

"It was indeed a close call; his cells escaped. But Tanjiro, I'm counting on you to protect me this time. I'm powerless to fight today. If we encounter danger, I'll have to run! I'm so sorry for being born as a human being, being so weak!"

Chapter 65: Misaka Mikoto: "Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register."

Tanjiro Kamado nodded vigorously, his face beaming: "Mr. Yamabuki has protected us many times, and now it's our turn to protect Mr. Yamabuki."

The children in the Demon Slayer world are so wonderful.

After boarding the bus, Yamabuki Hanajin found a place to sit down and quietly waited for the story to unfold.

Although Enmu, being a Lower Moon demon, was not weak, he was no match for the Flame Pillar, Rengoku Kyojuro.

Although this arc is called Mugen Train, the real boss is Upper Moon Three, Akaza.

The six Upper Moon demons among the twelve Demon Moons have remained unchanged for a hundred years, meaning that none of the Pillars that have appeared in the past hundred years have been a match for the six Upper Moon demons.

Akaza, as the Upper Moon Three, is far beyond what one person can defeat.

But Rengoku Kyojuro fought him until dawn, eventually dying from exhaustion.

"I have a lot of sake here, everyone can drink as much as they want, please don't be shy." Yamabuki Hanajin took out bottle after bottle of various kinds of sake from the box, many of which Tanjiro and the others had never even seen before.

"How could I possibly accept this?" Zenitsu Agatsuma said, but his face still looked greedy. The wines were colorful and looked very beautiful.

Which bottle should I drink?

Rengoku Kyojuro looked at his juniors with a smile.

He patted the seat next to him and said, "Tanjiro, sit here. Have you met Mr. Yamabuki before?"

"Yes. Mr. Yamabuki is a man who is both strong and gentle. It was because of Mr. Yamabuki that I joined the Demon Slayer Corps. By the way, Mr. Yamabuki once defeated the Demon King Muzan." Tanjiro said without any attempt to hide his feelings.

Rengoku Kyojuro couldn't help but look at the thin, weak-looking man in front of him, who didn't seem to have any fighting ability at all.

"Uncle, what kind of person is Demon King Muzan?" Rengoku Kyojuro couldn't help but ask. His purpose in coming to the Mugen Train was to investigate Demon King Muzan.

Recalling her earth-shattering battle with the Demon King Muzan, Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly blushed and said, "She's a pretty cute girl. I even touched her chest; it felt quite nice."

"..." Rengoku Kyojuro.

"..." Kamado Tanjiro.

"Of course, I didn't mean to molest a young girl. Muzan's body can change at will; he can become a man or a woman, an old man or a child. But she was really cute back then. I really wanted to take her home and raise her, then feed her sweet wisteria tea and take her out to bask in the sun. Sunbathing is good for your health."

"..." Rengoku Kyojuro.

"..." Kamado Tanjiro.

"You two shouldn't look at me like that. I'm a decent person, definitely not a pervert."

Rengoku Kyojuro whispered, "I have a feeling this old man has some mental issues?"

Tanjiro Kamado nodded: "Me too."

You two were whispering, did you have to make me shout? I heard everything.

Just then, the flight attendant came over to check tickets.

The train attendant held a small pair of pliers and gently pinched the ticket, creating a small notch.

All five people obediently handed over their tickets.

Yamabuki Hanajin noticed that the flight attendant was pale, her hands were trembling slightly when checking tickets, and the lights above her head were flickering—all of which indicated that something was amiss.

"I remember now, Nightmare used this opportunity to pull people into dreams, right?" Just as Yamabuki Hanajin thought of this, the scene around him suddenly began to distort, and he, who was sitting in the Infinite Train, suddenly found himself in a completely new scene.

With its towering buildings and bustling traffic, it's clearly a modern city.

At that moment, a pair of hands reached out from behind him and gently covered his eyes.

These hands are so soft and gentle; Yamabuki Hanakami is certain that they are definitely a girl's hands.

And he's not very old.

Guess who I am?

The voice was very familiar; I could guess who it was without even thinking.

"Mikoto? Am I back in Academy City? No, this must be my dream." Yamabuki Hanajin gently grasped those hands and turned around. Sure enough, the person behind her was Misaka Mikoto.

Nightmare's ability can forcibly pull people into dreams and create beautiful dreams that make people deeply immersed in them and unwilling to extricate themselves.

What is my beautiful dream?

Then Misaka Mikoto said hesitantly, "Have you got everything?"

"Things? What is it?" Yamabuki Hanajin reached into her pocket and found her ID card inside.

"Now that you've got everything, come with me." Misaka Mikoto pulled Yamabuki Hanajin along and ran behind her.

When Yamabuki Hanakami turned around, she saw an office building behind her with three large characters written on it.

"Civil Affairs Bureau".

"???" Yamabuki Hanajin was completely bewildered as Misaka Mikoto dragged her into the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The young lady in charge of registering their marriage had Rin Tohsaka's face and was smiling at the two of them.

Misaka Mikoto simply mailed the documents she had in her hand over. A moment later, Tohsaka Rin did a series of actions and finally handed over the marriage certificate: "Congratulations on being a legally married couple now."

Yamabuki Hanajin silently looked at her marriage certificate with Misaka Mikoto.

Even though I know it's a dream, does it have to be this surreal?

Marrying a fourteen-year-old girl or something...

It doesn't seem like it's impossible! Hehehe!

Just as the two of them were about to leave the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand, a heart-wrenching wail came from the side.

"Big sister! No! Big sister! Kuroko... Kuroko has always been devoted to you... How could you marry another man! Big sister! It's not too late to get a divorce! It's not too late to get a divorce!"

Shirai Kuroko, standing next to her, was crying with snot running down her face.

Rin Tohsaka loves watching these chaotic scenes, enjoying them while snacking on sunflower seeds.

"Next person."

Then Yamabuki Hanajin saw Cthulhu and the Predator walk past her and say a bunch of nonsensical things to Rin Tohsaka.

"Congratulations on becoming a legally married couple!" Rin Tohsaka sincerely offered her blessings.

"What the hell is this?! This is ridiculous! Predator! Cthulhu! How can they get married?! Forget about gender, they're not even the same species!"

Just then, a beautiful and voluptuous woman rushed into the Civil Affairs Bureau; it was none other than Shinobu Kocho.

Shinobu Kocho was holding an adorable baby in her arms.

She walked over with tears in her eyes: "Darling! Have you forgotten our vows? We even have a child together! Didn't you say you liked girls who give birth naturally? Haven't I done enough? Why did you marry another woman? Shouldn't we be the ones getting the marriage certificate?"

"What... what's going on now?"

"Hmph. You dare steal my man! Railgun!"

"Don't think you're something special just because you're young, Insect Breathing!"

Oh no, this is a battleground!

Just as the two women were about to fight over the Yamabuki Flower Ashes...

The dream is over!

Chapter 66: Mysterious Power from the East

Yamabuki Hanajin stared blankly at the roof of the Mugen Train, then reached out and touched her face.

"Looks like I've woken up from my dream? Nightmare is great in every way, except she's so unprofessional. How can she only have half of such a beautiful dream? At least let me see what the ending is like! Who's stronger, Misaka Mikoto or Kocho Shinobu? Don't you know I love the Void Tear battle?" Yamabuki Hanajin complained, clearly annoyed.

I love watching girls fight.