A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Senior Sister Gu Fa reached out and pinched Yamabuki Hanajin's cheek: "Be serious!"

And so, a happy day passed.

As they parted, the manager looked longingly at Yamabuki Hanajin: "Miss Yamabuki, do you still remember what we talked about regarding the monthly subscription?"

"I don't remember! Goodbye!" Yamabuki Hanajin pulled Saten Ruiko towards home.

Saten Ruiko staggered home, saying, "I'm so happy, but I'm also so tired! Yamabuki, I want an iced cola, go buy it for me! As a perfect and dashing maid, you should be able to do this, right?"

“Of course, no problem. Please give me some change.” Yamabuki Hanajin held out his hand.

Saten Ruiko could only place her spare change in Yamabuki Hanajin's palm.

Yamabuki Hanajin walked towards the supermarket not far away, while Saten Ruiko sat on a bench nearby to rest.

Just then, a few thugs with different dyed hair colors walked over.

"Hey, little sister, all alone?"

Saten Ruiko shuddered, stiffly looked up, and realized that she had been surrounded by a group of delinquents without her noticing.

"Is it really that unlucky?!" Saten Ruiko looked nervously at the group of delinquents in front of her. There were at least ten of them, and they were all strangely shaped, like some kind of beast.

"No, I'm waiting for someone..." Saten Ruiko said weakly.

"How about we go have some fun together? I guarantee we'll have a lot of fun."

Saten Ruiko quickly stood up, maintaining a polite smile as she moved towards the supermarket.

But before she could take two steps, Saten Ruiko's slender arm was grabbed by a thug.

"Come this way! Don't worry, the older brothers are all good people! They won't hurt you!" The thug grabbed Saten Ruiko's hand and dragged her into the alley.

Suddenly, the thug screamed and let go. When the others looked over, they saw that there was a kitchen knife on the back of the thug's hand, stuck straight into his flesh.

In the blink of an eye, Saten Ruiko had vanished from the spot.

"Annoying flies are everywhere." Yamabuki Hanajin was carrying a bunch of chilled drinks in her left shopping bag and holding Saten Ruiko in her right arm.

"Yamabuki?"

"Miss, you can go back first. I will perfectly resolve the current crisis." Yamabuki Hanajin handed the shopping bag to Saten Ruiko.

"Big brother! This one is even prettier!"

"Is this cosplay? This is the first time I've ever seen it."

"So calm, is he an ability user? Heh, the ones we fear the least are ability users."

Suddenly, one of the thugs at the very back came out holding a player and turned on the speaker!

A piercing sound wave was emitted.

"Can't use your superpowers anymore, huh? Feeling panicked right now? Don't worry, you'll be even more panicked in a bit!" the thugs laughed.

Passersby, fearing trouble, quickly made way.

"Hmm? Ability downgrade device? So you're an organization of abilityless people?" Yamabuki Hanajin vaguely remembered this part of the story.

However, I used a body double.

Kill these scumbags!

Yamabuki Hanakami waved her hands, and several throwing knives appeared in each of her hands.

Just as they were about to make their move, a boy with spiky hair suddenly walked over with a big smile: "Ah! This is my cousin! I've been looking for her for ages! Come home with me now!"

With that, the spiky-haired boy tried to leave with Yamabuki Hanajin.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at him calmly: "Who are you?"

Chapter 17: Boy, Become a Magical Girl!

The spiky-haired man looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a look of utter despair and said in a low voice, "Why don't you just pretend you know me and come with me?"

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the hedgehog-headed man with a curious expression: "But I don't know you at all!"

Was this girl arrogant or just plain stupid? The spiky-haired man gave a desperate and helpless bitter smile.

Looks like today is going to be another unlucky day!

"If that's the case, then there's nothing we can do!" The spiky-haired guy suddenly punched a thug next to him in the nose.

The thugs next to them never expected that this good-for-nothing, who was only a high school student, would dare to make a move against so many people.

"Brothers! Kill him!" the beaten thug shouted, covering his nose.

The spiky-haired boy ran a few steps away, laughing mockingly, "You bunch of scum will never catch up to me! Bye-bye!"

The sense of sarcasm was immediately amplified.

The dozen or so thugs around them ignored Yamabuki Hanajin and Saten Ruiko and gave chase.

I'm determined to tear this bastard to pieces.

"What a misfortune!" the spiky-haired boy wailed.

Yamabuki Hanakami tilted her head slightly. What kind of heroism is this?

Saten Ruiko whispered, "Shouldn't we call the police?"

Yamabuki Hanajin smiled and said, "It's alright, you go back to your room first, I'll come find you later. Also, this bottle of lemonade is mine, you can drink whatever you want. It's on me!"

Saten Ruiko muttered under her breath, "They clearly used my money to buy it!"

......

What a misfortune! I never thought Sunday could be so unfortunate.

Kamijou Touma was running wildly down the street, with more than ten thugs chasing him relentlessly.

In Academy City, where superpowered individuals are everywhere, having superpowers seems to be commonplace. Touma Kamijou's right hand also hides some extraordinary abilities, but these abilities are of no use in the current situation.

"What a misfortune! It's just too unfortunate! I finally made it to Sunday, and all I wanted was to eat something nice, but my favorite restaurant was closed. I went to the supermarket to buy some eggs, but they were all sold out. My phone accidentally fell into the sewer, my bank card was inexplicably demagnetized, and now I'm being chased by so many thugs? Why did so many unfortunate things happen all at once in one day?" Touma Kamijou isn't some powerful psychic; he's just an ordinary boy.

If there are more than three people on the other side, you have absolutely no chance of winning.

This right hand is neither good for picking up girls nor for doing summer homework.

What is the meaning of my life?

Just as Touma Kamijou was loudly lamenting the injustice of fate, suddenly, the entire world fell into absolute stillness.

In the entire world, only Touma Kamijou is capable of movement.

"What's going on here?!" Touma Kamijou's face was pale, and even the wind by the roadside seemed to freeze, as if time in the whole world had stopped at this moment.

This sense of unease lasted a few seconds, and then everything returned to normal. Touma Kamijou stopped naturally, completely unaware of what had happened. When he turned around again, he found that the thugs who had been chasing him were lying on the ground groaning in pain.

These people had knives and forks stuck in their bodies, and each of them was screaming in agony.

"Please call an ambulance for me right now! My leg! A knife is stuck in my leg!"

"My carotid artery! My carotid artery has been severed!"

"My eyes! My eyes!"

Kamijou Touma felt a chill run down his spine. What was going on? Why did these people suddenly become like this?

"As expected, Imagine Breaker can resist time stop! A very troublesome ability!"

The girl who had been harassed earlier walked over and spoke in a gentle tone.

"What? Time stop?" Touma Kamijou felt his throat go dry. How could such an outrageous ability exist in the world?

The other party also brought up Imagine Breaker, could it be... that they're after me?

Kamijou Touma looked at the stunningly beautiful girl in front of him with wariness. Although there were many pretty girls in his class, none of them could compare to the girl in front of him.

And why is she wearing a maid outfit? Is it some kind of cosplay?

"Why do you look so surprised? As a maid, stopping time is the most basic ability!" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

You call this the basics? Don't be ridiculous. Looking at those unlucky thugs, they're even more outrageous than that Bilibili flirting girl.

"What exactly do you want?" Touma Kamijou clenched his fists tightly.

"Me? I'm not doing anything, I just want to teach these clueless thugs a lesson. They've been pretty arrogant lately, haven't they!" Yamabuki Hanajin tilted her head and smiled: "By the way, have you been having particularly bad luck lately? I have a way to bring you good luck."

"Huh?" Touma Kamijou was confused as to why the other person had steered the conversation toward him.

"To conquer fate, you must become a magical girl. Boy, strive to become a magical girl! Fight against your own fate, fight against this unjust world, and live out your own destiny! I can't take it anymore, this is so cringeworthy, I'm going to dig my toes out of my house!" Yamabuki Hanajin said the above words that made people cringe with a calm expression.

Kamijou Touma looked at the girl in front of him warily. Was this girl out of her mind?

"In short, you're in charge of cleaning up this mess! As a man, you should take responsibility!" Yamabuki Hanajin said in a serious tone, spouting nonsense.

After saying that, Yamabuki Hanajin stopped time and made a perfect and elegant escape.

Touma was left standing there dumbfounded, completely bewildered. This scene was just too absurd! And... I don't even have a cell phone! How am I supposed to call the police?!

Besides, who would believe me if I told the police something as far-fetched as "a magical girl who can stop time defeated a group of delinquents"?

What a misfortune! What a misfortune!!!

......

"The problem has been perfectly and elegantly solved! Miss, why don't you praise me!" Yamabuki Hanajin returned to Saten Ruiko's house, looking at the still-shaken Saten Ruiko with a smile.

Saten Ruiko looked helpless: "My life is already difficult enough, why do I have to go through something like this!"

"It's alright! That's life. As long as you're willing to endure hardship, there will be endless hardship! As long as you're willing to work hard, there will be endless hardship! You'll get used to it!" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed.

"I don't feel like you're trying to comfort me at all," Saten Ruiko couldn't help but complain.

"Don't worry about the details! Miss, what would you like to eat tonight? I can order takeout for you!"

"Why is it takeout again?" Saten Ruiko was too exhausted to continue complaining.

However, the two ended up eating takeout. At night, the two girls lay in the same bed, their fingers intertwined, their hearts in sync.

“Even though we’re both girls, why do I feel so weird?” Saten Ruiko said nervously.

Yamabuki Hanajin hugged Saten Ruiko comfortably and said, "It's alright, Miss, you'll get used to it! Let's say goodnight together, ouch~~~~"