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"Uh, Brother Zhou, have we arrived at the right time?"

As soon as they arrived at the brothel, they saw the brothel owner slamming his fist on the table in a rage. Wen Juntong and Zhou You, who had originally swaggered into the brothel, quietly shrank to the door and peeked inside like thieves.

"Absolutely not the right time, not at any time," Zhou You said, his face darkening.

"Brother, I really don't recommend you do this. The brothel owner will really beat you to death!"

After updating two chapters, I had dinner and then came back to update.

I almost starved to death.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 39 Brother Su, go and have some fun!

"How about we come another day?"

Upon seeing the manager slamming his fist on the table in the brothel's main hall, Zhou You hesitated before suggesting to Wen Juntong, "The manager doesn't look quite right. If we go in now, we might become collateral damage."

"What a joke! This is a rare opportunity! If we miss today, who knows how long we'll have to wait?"

Without a second thought, Wen Juntong rejected Zhou You's suggestion outright, saying with a serious expression, "My mother rarely goes south to escape the cold. If I don't take this opportunity to have some fun at Wan Hua Ge now, I won't have anything to do when they go home!"

Wen Juntong and Zhou You came to find Su Yan, which was obviously not for any important business. Wen Juntong had always been thinking about the female cultivators of the Wan Hua Pavilion, but neither Wen Juntong nor Zhou You had ever set foot in the famous Wan Hua Pavilion.

One of them was not interested in matters of love and sex, and his mind was full of traveling, sightseeing, and sketching monsters.

One reason was the family rules prohibiting it; Madam Wen's family had a background with the Demon Suppression Bureau, which naturally held a taboo against members of the Demonic Sect opening shops. Otherwise, given Madam Wen's refined upbringing, she wouldn't have resorted to beating the father and son in the street upon learning they had gone to the Myriad Flowers Pavilion.

While his parents were away escaping the cold, Wen Juntong decided to organize another trip to Wanhua Pavilion.

However, neither of them knew much about the rules, so they wanted to find Su Yan, whose family ran a brothel, and ask Su Yan to show them the way.

Wen Juntong was impatient, but Zhou You didn't even dare to enter the door when she saw her aunt who was in a rage.

As a worldly cultivator, he was acutely aware of how terrifying Aunt Su Yan was. If he angered her, he and Wen Juntong might silently and quickly end up in the underworld to be reincarnated.

Therefore, Zhou You held onto Wen Juntong tightly, preventing this lecherous devil from offending Aunt Su Yan.

………………

The two people outside the brothel were locked in a stalemate, while inside the brothel, the aunt was practically banging the wooden table so hard it cracked.

Both sides were troubled by Su Yan's situation, while Su Yan had already returned from the northern border of Xia Yu. Suddenly, a white figure appeared in mid-air above the brothel. Su Yan, in fox form, appeared silently and landed steadily on the long table in the hall.

"Crack."

The tabletop, struck hard by the furious blow, could no longer maintain its shape to support the impact of the fox's fall the moment Su Yan landed on it. The table shattered into pieces centered on Su Yan, throwing the fox off the table to the ground.

"Bah"

Su Yan let out a soft moan as she fell, staring in astonishment at the long table she had crushed beneath her:

"How did I break the table?"

"You actually dared to come back!"

Auntie grabbed Su Yan by the back of the neck, lifted him up, dusted off the dirt, and said angrily, "Your sudden disappearance almost scared me to death! I'm not capable of giving your mother a baby. If you run off without telling the family next time, just wait and see if I tie you up!"

The aunt was very angry. At first, everyone was in the dark and didn't notice the rental note left by Sister Xi on Hua Yu's back. By the time they found it, it was already evening and the rental period was about to end.

The aunt had been on tenterhooks for almost an hour, and now that she saw Su Yan disappear without a trace, she was naturally very angry.

"Auntie, it's me."

Seeing that her aunt was angry, Su Yan felt slightly wronged and began to explain the whole story to her aunt.

He actually wanted to let his aunt know he was safe, but Sister Xi'er's abilities were extraordinary. She had already walked out of the coverage area of ​​the Thousand-Mile Transmission Jade Slip in just a few steps, so Su Yan had no way to contact his aunt.

"Grandma Fox said that fox cubs like me are most suitable for warming hands and feet. There is even a saying in the Xia Dynasty: 'The fragrance of fox skin warms the hands, which is very elegant.'"

"Grandma Fox took me hunting."

Su Yan wanted to talk about things related to the Moon Rabbit, but Sister Xi'er repeatedly told him not to talk about it carelessly, because the Moon Rabbit is a very rare demon race, and every Moon Rabbit that can grow up will inevitably become a master alchemist.

They don't even need to learn alchemy formulas, because they have already inherited a large number of alchemy formulas in their blood. As they grow older and their cultivation level increases, those memories passed down through their bloodline will naturally awaken.

Legend has it that the goddess followed by the nine-tailed fox, the three-legged golden crow, and the moon rabbit clan possesses the elixir of immortality. Taking the elixir allows one to achieve physical immortality and become almost indestructible.

This is true; the recipe for the elixir of immortality is preserved in the bloodline of the Moon Rabbit.

Therefore, if Su Yan didn't want to cause any trouble for himself, he had to insist that he had never seen any moon rabbit, otherwise, if others found out, he would be in for a soul-searching ritual.

Su Yan trusted her aunt, but was worried that someone might be overheard.

Therefore, he told a lie here, changing what was originally Xi'er chasing the moon rabbit to a story about her taking him hunting in the snow, and then taking the opportunity to warm her hands and thighs for the festival.

As for the Moon Rabbit, Su Yan planned to tell his aunt about it when he practiced the Water Element Technique in the backyard at night.

"Indeed, Xia Yu had a custom of warming his hands with fragrant skin when the first snow fell in winter. However, using Su Yan to warm his hands is a bit of a luxury."

Hua Yu, a native of Xia Yu, nodded, confirming the truthfulness of Su Yan's words.

In the upper echelons of Xia Yu, people liked to use foxes to warm their hands in winter. After the first snowfall, a grand banquet would be held, where everyone would bring their own foxes to compete in beauty and see whose fox was the most beautiful.

Besides competing to see who is the prettiest fox, some people also bring their prettiest maids to the competition.

Using a nine-tailed fox cub to warm your hands was a very prestigious thing in Xia Yu Li.

It's like using the Emperor of No Life to warm your hands and feet.

"My poor little thing, want some warmth?" Hua Yu stretched out her arms with a suggestive look, making a hugging gesture: "Other bad women want to use you to warm their hands, but... I only want to warm your little paws. Shall I come here?"

Although she was asking a question, her hands were moving in a way that suggested otherwise. She had already put her arm around Su Yan's waist, preparing to pull him into her arms and let him rest his head on her shoulder.

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Jiao Nanwu raised her hand and grabbed Su Yan's tail, looking at Hua Yu and her aunt with a stubborn expression, as if she was telling them something.

………………

Wow, it's like paradise!

Wen Juntong and Zhou You, who were squatting outside the brothel, watched as the little fox was being lifted up by his aunt, supported by Hua Yu's waist, and held by Jiao Nanwu's hind legs. Wen Juntong silently let out a sigh of amazement.

There's the girlish aunt, the older sister-like Jiao Nanwu, and the graceful, mature Hua Yu.

What kind of Western Paradise is this?

Wen Juntong was so envious that he wanted to go home and ask if his ancestors had fox blood, because he wanted to be a fox too.

"Let's go! We'll pick up Brother Su Xiaosai. I can tell at a glance that Brother Su knows his stuff!"

After Wen Juntong finished expressing his envy, he felt that the atmosphere in the brothel had returned to normal. He then thought of going in and asking Brother Su to accompany him and Zhou You to Wan Hua Ge for a good time. He promised to cover all the expenses. To this end, he stole all of his New Year's money from last year and this year.

Ten pounds of spirit stones, enough for a night of revelry!

What kind of sparks would fly if the Blood Demon God from Arad obtained the Red Lantern Ring, a device driven by rage and madness from the DC universe?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 40 The Difference Between Humans and Demons

"Good afternoon, ladies! Brother Su! We've come to visit you!"

Wen Juntong strode across the threshold of the brothel, dragging Zhou You in with him, and greeted Su Yan, who had revealed his true form, in a nonchalant manner.

"Junior Zhou You greets all seniors."

Compared to the carefree Wen Juntong, Zhou You bowed to her aunt and Hua Yu with a slightly more solemn expression.

"Why are you here?"

Upon seeing Wen Juntong and Zhou You, Su Yan twisted in mid-air and landed in human form. He looked at the two with slight surprise and said, "It's getting late in winter, and our shop isn't ready to open yet. Brother Wen and Brother Zhou, you've come at a really bad time."

"It's not about these things. Come here for a moment."

The usually carefree Wen Juntong paused before getting to the point, speaking with a slightly cautious and mysterious tone, asking Su Yan to step aside.

Wen Juntong was fearless and would rather die than lose his head, but he was extremely afraid of his mother. Whenever something might anger Madam Wen, Wen Juntong would become extremely cautious and serious.

Thinking back to when he was sixteen, he ran to the Myriad Flowers Pavilion. Madam Wen picked up a stool and smashed it into Wen Juntong's face. The full force of the Foundation Establishment cultivator's attack sent Wen Juntong, who was in the Qi Refining stage, crashing through the outer wall of the Myriad Flowers Pavilion and rolling into the courtyard. Madam Wen then nearly killed him with a single blow from the air.

The old man was surrounded by Mrs. Wen and her sisters, and was severely beaten in a corner.

He played with three points of skill, two points of skill, and the remaining five points of skill, making him look like a reincarnated pig demon. From then on, Wen Juntong dared not mess with his mother again, fearing that Madam Wen would organize her women's army to corner him and beat him up.

Therefore, Wen Juntong now dares not mention Wanhuage in the presence of other strangers, for fear that a traitor among the crowd might report it to his mother.

"Brother Su, it's like this."

Wen Juntong pulled Su Yan out from the group of women, dragged him to a corner, and quietly said, "We are now planning to organize a trip to the Myriad Flower Pavilion to touch the long legs of those Golden Core stage elder sisters, but you know my mother's personality, none of my friends who have been there dare to talk to me about the Myriad Flower Pavilion."

"Zhou You's face is alright, but he's completely weak all over and stubborn. We've never paid to have a heart-to-heart talk with any girls. By the way, I wonder if Brother Su knows the ins and outs and can give us a heads-up? I'll cover the bill!"

"Wan Hua Ge?"

Su Yan's forehead creased with annoyance upon hearing this. He had assumed Wen Juntong was about to say something, given his mysterious demeanor.

But upon closer reflection, considering Wen Juntong's usual behavior as a lecherous scoundrel, it's entirely reasonable that he would ask such a question.

"There are no special precautions. Just go in, register at the counter, write down your special skills, and then invite the girls in their lobby. But inviting the top courtesan will require some effort, which is what you call the Golden Core stage elder sister."

Su Yan had visited Wan Hua Ge once, intending to personally inspect Xia Yu's highest quality columns.

Therefore, Su Yan conducted a relatively detailed investigation and research on Wan Hua Ge.

First of all, the girls of Wanhua Pavilion are divided into three levels: Qi Refining and Foundation Establishment stage in one level; Golden Core stage in another level; and Nascent Soul stage in yet another level. There are no higher levels. The top beauties of Wanhua Pavilion who have cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage will basically choose to return to Wanhua Valley in the Southern State to refine their skills.

Women in the Qi Refining and Foundation Establishment stages are called talented women.

Golden Core cultivators are called Flower Queens.

Nascent Soul stage cultivators are called goddesses.

Inside, there's a system of competition. The Myriad Flower Pavilion categorizes all items, treating cultivators like commodities. The higher a cultivator's cultivation level, the more beautiful the items they can find. The more money a cultivator is willing to spend, the more likely they are to cross the cultivation gap and attract the favor of goddesses.

The madam is a powerful figure who keeps order. A Nascent Soul cultivator like Hua Yu shouldn't stay in the Myriad Flower Pavilion but should instead focus on cultivating in the Myriad Flower Valley to break through to the realm of a terrestrial immortal and rise to a higher level.

However, Hua Yu was reluctant to part with Chong Qiong and had no intention of returning to Wanhua Valley to become a minor leader. She was determined to win the favor of the proud insect clan and sign a contract with a king of poisonous insects.

"In short, once you find a girl, the process is the same as in a regular brothel. Just use all your skills and flirt with her. If your talent or money can impress them, they might give you a little something in return."

Su Yan gave Wen Juntong a brief introduction to the Wan Hua Ge. Apart from its strict hierarchy and competitive atmosphere, and the gimmick of female cultivators falling into prostitution, it was actually just like any other brothel and there was nothing worth mentioning.