I have the best bloodline

If the feeling comes, we'll be together. Why all the fuss about why things have to be this way? How was I supposed to know what was going on?

"Little fox~"

When Lian Qi's matter was mentioned, Fox Mom suddenly realized that she hadn't had time to teach her son how to choose a suitable woman as a partner. The previous parting was too hasty, and there were many things she hadn't had time to tell him.

"When you look for a woman in the future, remember to choose one with a temperament like your mother's."

The fox mother lifted Su Yan off her shoulder and solemnly warned, "You absolutely mustn't choose the wrong one."

"what?"

Su Yan looked at his mother with a puzzled expression and asked, "What kind of woman is a mother like this?"

In Su Yan's heart, Fox Mom was someone with a rather unreliable personality but who was exceptionally good to her. If she really had to describe Fox Mom, Su Yan could only think of one word: good.

"They specifically go looking for bad women!"

The fox mother said with a serious face, "The more wicked a woman is, the better she knows how to use sweet words and how to deceive a handsome young man. You can just use your face to get by and eat, drink, and play as you please. She also knows how to pamper you and give you spirit stones!"

"This is the kind of woman who is a good woman, understand? Remember to look for women like this in the future. Never get involved with those respectable women or virgins; once you do, you'll be stuck."

"Uh, Mother, are you sure this is teaching your child how to start a family and build a career in the future?"

Listening to his mother's earnest teachings, Su Yan felt more and more that his mother wasn't teaching him how to find a wife, but rather how to deal with scams and how to make a fortune in unfamiliar places by relying on his looks.

"Never mind whether it's true or not, just remember this! Without blood ties, only a bad woman would unconditionally pamper you, give you kisses and hugs, and give you more spirit stones than you can spend!"

"Mother, how do you know so much?"

"No, I usually rely on robbery. Old Bug is in charge of drafting the plan, I'm in charge of taking down the enemy, Old Chi is in charge of procuring the money, and Little Wang is in charge of providing backup outside."

Su Yan: "."

No wonder. Mother, do you know? In your friends' eyes, you are extremely rude, a bully who preys on men and women and does all sorts of evil deeds. You are the kind of villain who kicks the good legs of the crippled.

Is it really okay to tarnish the reputation of the nine-tailed fox like this? We're supposed to be mythical creatures too, aren't we?

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(End of this chapter)

Chapter 256 The Fox Drifts at Sea

"This isn't teaching me how to find a wife; it's clearly teaching me how to use my youthful looks to freeload."

Su Yan, perched on his fox mother's shoulder, secretly scoffed at her views.

But Su Yan wasn't surprised by this. After all, the big fox was the kind of person who could abduct cultivators with a net in broad daylight right in front of her own house. If she were to teach her how to earn money and support her family in a down-to-earth way, Su Yan would have to wonder if the big fox in front of her was really her mother.

Stepping out of the Sea Phosphorus Inn and onto the street, Fox Mother donned a new mask, not wanting Su Yan to fall into the trap because of her.

"Tick-tock~ Tick-tock tick-tock"

Arriving on the streets of the seaside city, the scenery was completely different from yesterday. One could vaguely see white lanterns hanging high in front of some large shops, and the faint sound of suona horns could be heard, with paper money scattered all over the ground.

Hanging white lanterns that burn eternally is a funeral custom in the southern states and some neighboring areas.

From the day a loved one passes away, a perpetual lamp must be hung in the residence and the shop. Moreover, until the second day after the seventh day after death, wherever the perpetual lamp is hung, the entire house must be brightly lit, and there should be no large areas of darkness in the area.

Otherwise, it might attract some bad things.

Su Yan originally lived in the Southern State, and upon seeing a white, ever-burning lamp, he knew that someone was holding a funeral.

"The news of those Earth Immortals' deaths should have reached the Seaside City by now, right?"

Su Yan leaned on Fox Mom's shoulder, secretly glancing at the scene inside the shop, a strange look on her face.

Most of the cultivators who had previously spied on the Beast Taming Sect's Daoist scriptures came from the Seaside City. As a result, they thoroughly angered the Lord of the Night, who hated the Beast Taming Sect, and a cloud of black mist wiped out all the cultivators.

That is, their group, along with the three sycophantic Earth Immortals and their descendants, survived, while the other cultivators who attempted to seize the Beast Taming Sect's Daoist scriptures all perished.

Su Yan wasn't actually sad; it was just that a thought suddenly popped into her mind:

With so many Earth Immortals dead, could their families unite and use spirit stones to buy the Lord of the Night?

It's no wonder Su Yan thinks this way. Earth Immortal cultivators are basically treasures to protect the clan and are also the source of wealth for the clan. Now that the Earth Immortals in the clan have died, the network of interests built on them can be said to be gradually losing its effectiveness. Slightly weaker clans may no longer be able to continue to bully men and women.

The Lord of Night is cutting off people's livelihoods; it's hard to say what a person driven to rage and irrationality might do.

........................

"Mother, let's go to the teahouse by the coast first."

Su Yan jumped off Fox Mom's shoulder and led her toward the seaside teahouse, saying, "I arranged for a guide yesterday to take me around the more distinctive viewpoints in the seaside city."

"With your mother here, what need is there for a guide? Back when your mother and I were adrift at sea, you weren't even born yet!"

The fox mother spoke with slight dissatisfaction. Why bring an outsider along on a perfectly good mother-son trip? She had even kicked the old worm away when he tried to come along, but her son actually said he wanted to bring other cultivators to play together.

"You think your mother is too old and it's embarrassing, right? All you want to do is hug your pretty little sister and not be affectionate with your mother anymore."

"Oh—if I had known this would happen, I should have done it when you, my son, caught the painting of the beauty."

"Mother!"

Su Yan quickly interrupted Fox Mother, not letting her say anything more: "That was something we agreed on yesterday. Everything should be done in order of arrival, okay? I can't go back on my word, can I?"

The baby test is similar to the first birthday celebration in the previous life. Back when they lived in the Southern State, the fox mother and dragon father had nothing to do one day, so they took out some magical artifacts and other items from their storage rings for Su Yan to choose from.

At that time, Su Yan was really small, and he hadn't even finished shedding his yellowish baby hair. Naturally, he couldn't read, so when he saw a pile of items in front of him, he clearly realized that he was having his first birthday celebration.

Therefore, I specifically chose a book from among a pile of magical artifacts, spirit stones, and herbs.

He thought it was some kind of cultivation manual, so he plopped down on the book, flashed a classic Shiba Inu smile at his fox mom and dragon dad, and patted the little imperial book.

Fox Mom and Dragon Dad watched in silence. Fox Mom then raised her hand and punched Dragon Dad on the shoulder, saying:

"It's all your dragon clan's fault! All you do is mutter about reproduction, procreation, and messing around with female beasts. The little fox is still nursing, and all you know is to flip through the brothel's list of talented women to choose from."

Dragon Father gave Su Yan a deep look, revealing a very helpless expression, as if to say: Why do you not learn the good things but insist on embracing the bad habits of the dragon race?

Su Yan was completely unaware of this. Instead, seeing her parents arguing, she thought she had chosen some wonderful treasure that had shocked her parents into silence.

For Fox Mom, this was an amusing incident from Su Yan's infancy, but for Su Yan himself, it was a complete black mark on his past. Fox Mom had a whole host of amusing incidents Su Yan had caused because of the differences in their worlds.

The most classic example is when Dad brought back fresh seafood for the mother and son, and Su Yan almost got knocked off the table by a crab claw on the plate.

How could a fox in the Body Refinement stage possibly bite a crab demon with Foundation Establishment cultivation?

........................

In the coastal tea shop.

There was still some time before 9:00 AM, so Fox Mom took Su Yan to a nearby shop and picked out an outfit.

When we go boating later, it's not good to be covered up like Su Yan is. Once the clothes get wet, they will stick directly to the skin and be very uncomfortable.

Therefore, Fox Mom bought Su Yan a new set of sleeveless cardigan, mid-length shorts, and a pair of straw sandals and four-toothed wooden shoes to see how Su Yan would like to match them.

She also followed local customs and changed into a set of sea-going attire similar to that of a hermit seeking the sea.

Clothing varies from region to region. At first glance, it may seem very strange, but local clothing has been optimized for the local context. It may be strange, but it is also very practical.

"By the way, Mother, speaking of going to sea, I happen to have a magic boat here. Will we need it later?"

Seeing the fox mother selecting fishing rods and bait, Su Yan seemed to suddenly remember something. He fumbled around on his hair ornament and pulled out a jade hairpin. The hairpin was adorned with a red glass ball, inside which was a miniature, sealed immortal boat.

"The fairy boat!"

When Su Yan took out the Immortal Boat, Fox Mother didn't show any surprise on her face, but rather a look of disappointment.

"Why does Mother seem so disappointed?" Su Yan asked Fox Mother, slightly puzzled.

"Because your mother is very disappointed in you, and has even taken away the few hobbies she had."

The fox mother spoke with a look of disappointment, mimicking the motion of pulling in a fishing rod as she spoke:

"Originally, I thought I would see my son fishing, but because he was not strong enough, he could not pull the fishing rod up. He had no choice but to reveal his true form. His face was full of teeth, and he stepped on the bow of the canoe. The little fox leaned back and suddenly pulled the fishing rod tight."

As she spoke, the fox mother even used the wood elemental technique to create a canoe on the spot, demonstrating how Su Yan was being pulled across the sea by a large fish while fishing.

Su Yan: "Mother, have you ever thought that when I feel I can't pull it anymore, I will throw away the fishing rod instead of foolishly letting the big fish drag me along on the surface of the sea?"

"Impossible! My son would never do something so boring. He would grit his teeth and act just to amuse his lonely old mother!"

After saying that, the fox mother winked at Su Yan playfully, showing off the pitiful state of an empty-nest mother.

Su Yan: "."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 257 Endless Sea

Around 9:00 AM.

As promised, the hermit arrived at the coastal teahouse to find Su Yan, with whom he had made an appointment. Upon arrival, he saw a voluptuous beauty with fair skin, who reached out and fed Su Yan a purplish-red myrtle fruit.

The two fair-skinned individuals stood in stark contrast to the poorly lit teahouse, and the air was filled with laughter.

"it hurts."

Just as the hermit was getting confused, a coconut fell from the coconut grove and hit him squarely on the head, causing him to gasp and cover his head with his hand.

"You hit my head again! You bastard!"

After regaining his senses, the hermit of the sea raised his foot and kicked the trunk of the coconut tree so hard that it bent at a ninety-degree angle before he could finally vent his anger.

"Is she the 'Hermit of the Sea' you mentioned? She looks like a total slacker."

The fox mother glanced at the farce outside the teahouse, then at Su Yan sitting in front of her, and said with a smile:

"Now that the guide has arrived, let's set off for the Endless Sea to go fishing!"

There aren't actually that many recreational activities at the beach. Aside from the various food options and shopping, the most talked-about activity is undoubtedly going out to sea to fish.

One cast might cost you the money for the bait, or it might catch a sea monster worth hundreds of thousands of kilograms of spirit stones.

Of course, the fox mother's decision to take Su Yan sea fishing was not for the sake of spirit stones; with her abilities, earning a large number of spirit stones would be an easy task.

The reason for choosing sea fishing was simply to play at sea with Su Yan. We could fish during the voyage, cook the fish as soon as we caught them, and then go swimming in the sea together after lunch.