I have the best bloodline

The girl with her eyes closed bent down, grabbed Su Yan by the neck by the fur, and placed him on her lap.

?

Su Yan slowly typed a question mark and looked at the fairy sister, saying, "Senior, are you listening to me?"

The girl with her eyes closed shook her head to indicate that she hadn't heard.

Su Yan: "."

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This is the second time I've seen the girl with her eyes closed today, but she hasn't taught Su Yan any magic techniques.

He simply petted the fox, tossed Su Yan into the sky, then mounted it and flew from the south all the way north.

The dream was bizarre and fantastical, but in reality, Su Yan, overwhelmed by the pain of being a virgin, slowly woke up. Lying on her back in bed, Su Yan stared at the ceiling speechlessly and muttered:

"Dean, aren't you lying to me? You promised to teach me two moves, but I didn't see the second one!"

The second time Su Yan met the Fairy Sister, he didn't receive any magical inheritance. He simply helped the Fairy Sister move her home in her dream, from the idyllic scenery of the south to the snowy mountains.

Su Yan was almost exhausted to death, but fortunately, there was a hot spring bath at the end of her dream.

The girl with her eyes closed had a very low desire to communicate, and Su Yan couldn't figure out what she was thinking at all.

"Never mind, never mind."

Su Yan couldn't figure it out and was too lazy to think about it anymore. Anyway, the fairy sister was a friendly unit. Maybe she didn't teach him magic today because some conditions weren't met?

Su Yan stretched lazily, looked out the window at the sun high in the sky, transformed back into human form, washed up, and prepared to go to the front hall.

Yesterday it was Princess Luanming and Feng Shiqi's turn to be on duty, today it's my turn and Zhou You to go to the office.

Good morning, Brother Zhou! Where is the others?

Upon arriving at the front hall of the government office, Su Yan glanced to the side and saw Zhou You sitting sprawled on a grand chair, holding a booklet in his left hand and scribbling something with a charcoal pencil in his right.

"Junxia and Feng Shiqi were invited to dinner, and it seems Fairy and Qingya went to the countryside for medical consultations?" Zhou You said casually, "It's just a sycophantic dinner party; it doesn't really matter whether you go or not."

The Hua family may not have been able to accurately assess everyone's background, which is why they didn't make things difficult for everyone at the previous dinner.

Hua Yan has now witnessed Su Yan and Grand Tutor Jin conversing atop the Wood Spirit Giant. Later, a super big shot even moved into the Flower and Flower Bureau.

The Healer's cultivation level is not much weaker than that of the Crimson King.

The Hua family and General Bai gradually realized that Su Yan might not have been bragging. Moreover, the Xia Yu Dynasty had a long tradition of sending talented people to remote and impoverished areas, where unruly people were everywhere, to hone their skills.

Although the flower-growing area can't be described as a poor, remote place, it's quite apt to describe it as a place full of unruly people.

Fine! Normal methods can't deal with troublemakers, so they've sent some rich and powerful playboys to torment us troublemakers in the Flower District, so we can experience what it means for the wicked to be punished by the wicked.

Fortunately, we were sensible and invested quickly, otherwise who knows what other strange and bizarre things would have happened next!

Whenever Hua Yan thought of this, she couldn't help but marvel at how talented the Xia Yu Dynasty was, with so many纨绔子弟 (sons of wealthy families who were spoiled and dissolute) being sent to the flower market.

Are you really not afraid that they will blow up the flower area, causing the flower area to have no harvest?

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Time slowly passed until afternoon.

Princess Luanming and Feng Shiqi, who had gone out early in the morning, returned to the government office carrying large and small bags.

"Su Yan, Su Yan"

After returning to the government office, Feng Shiqi rushed to the courtyard and found Su Yan sitting cross-legged on the lawn, practicing breathing exercises.

With a grin on her face, Feng Shiqi held up a handful of rock tokens in front of Su Yan and said, "Look what this is! We got ten free tickets to the 'Bai Ze Spectator Seats'!"

"what?"

After opening his eyes, Su Yan looked at Feng Shiqi with a confused expression and said:

"Why do you need to buy a ticket just to join in the fun?"

Bai Ze was about to pass through the Flower Region, and the Crimson King had built viewing stands outside the Crimson King's Mansion. Su Yan was of course aware of these things, but he didn't quite understand why he needed to buy tickets to see the wonders of the cultivation world.

Can't I just squat down on the wall of the Red King's Mansion, or squat on the hilltop to watch?

"Perhaps for security reasons?"

Su Yan's doubts stumped Feng Shiqi. After a moment, Feng Shiqi said, "Anyway, we don't need to pay out of our own pockets. These tickets are a gift from the Hua family. We can just go over and sit in the VIP seats."

The tickets sold at the Red King's Palace were not intended for poor people, but for wealthy people who wanted to join in the fun but were worried about getting involved in the trouble.

Buying a ticket to the Red King's Palace spectator section means the Red King himself guarantees the safety of the onlookers.

"The tickets are valid until the morning after tomorrow, so we'll probably have to go and grab some seats tonight," Feng Shiqi said with a smile as she handed a ticket to Su Yan.

Su Yan glanced at what was written on the ticket, and three black lines appeared on her face.

[Bai Ze! His fists can shake mountains and rivers; a grand spectacle of one man against cultivators from ten thousand nations is about to unfold. Stay tuned for the opening!]

The front of the ticket says what show you're watching, while the back says the exact time to "eat the melon" (i.e., watch the show).

Su Yan strongly suspected that if Bai Ze hadn't appeared at that time, the Crimson King would have personally gone to Bai Ze to lure it over.

If that's the case, then selling tickets at the Red King's Palace makes sense.

"Since we're leaving at dawn, I'll go out and buy some snacks. Then we can sit in the VIP seats and watch the show!"

Su Yan stood up from the lawn, pulled Feng Shiqi along, and prepared to go outside the government office to buy some snacks.

Meanwhile, Princess Luanming and Zhou You, who were in the front hall of the government office, were scratching their heads while staring at the black object in the glass bottle.

"Are you really sure these blackened orange peels are good for making tea? They look like moldy stuff to me."

Zhou You looked at the words on the bottle, her face full of confusion.

"I don't know, but it just says 'tea' on it."

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I'm experiencing a bit of writer's block, so updates are slower. I'm trying my best to adjust.

Li Xiao is reborn into a world of one person, inheriting the family tradition of traditional opera.

Strange creatures lived in his mind. Li Xiao initially thought they were brain-eating worms, but later discovered that they were not brain-eating worms, but rather a cheat code that every transmigrator needed.

It possesses its own intelligence and can freely transform its form.

[Your cat brought home "The Great Compassionate Hand"]

Your cat brought home "Eight Extraordinary Skills"

Your cat brought home "Indestructible".

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 206 The Emperor of No Life is Here? Love you, muah!

"Smack smack. This stuff is really powerful. My cultivation level has improved slightly after drinking it."

Upon first seeing the dark substance in the glass jar, Zhou You instinctively rejected the notion that it was "tea." However, after learning that the item Hua Yan had given to Princess Luanming was a tribute that the Flower District annually offered to Emperor Wusheng, Zhou You decided that it wasn't entirely impossible to give it a try.

There were a few dark pieces in the glass jar. Hua Yan didn't elaborate on the explanation to Princess Luanming, simply saying it was a small token of the Hua family's appreciation. Princess Luanming was only reminded by a Hua family maid as she was leaving that the tea in the glass jar was a tribute from the flower region.

Among the three Earth Immortals in the Flower Region, besides the human Earth Immortal Ancestor of the Flower Family and the demon Earth Immortal General Bai, the last Earth Immortal is a mountain god who has been rooted in the Flower Region for over three thousand years and is a spirit of a citrus tree.

The mountain god's cultivation had long since stopped growing, so he used all the spiritual energy of heaven and earth that he absorbed into his body to give to the citrus fruits on his branches, making them grow extremely strong, delicious, and possess magical power.

If it weren't for the Red King's tyranny, the old mountain god would have kept all those oranges for himself.

As the saying goes, "One wonder of flowers is that one can eat oranges with the peel on," which is used to describe the oranges that the old mountain god produces.

The orange peel that Hua Yan gave to Princess Luanming should be correctly called 'aged orange peel'. It is made from plump tangerines from the sun-facing side of the old mountain tree canopy. The flesh is removed, and the peel is dried for ten years to absorb the essence of heaven and earth.

The standard for tribute items is one hundred years, and they need to be nurtured with the essence of the sun and moon throughout the entire process.

Drinking it is like absorbing the essence of the sun and moon, which has a great attraction for the demon race. A sip of tangerine peel tea is equivalent to several months of hard training for an ordinary cultivator.

One piece of dried tangerine peel from Laoshanshen can be used to brew eight cups of tea, and one cup of tea is about four sips of tea.

I can't drink anymore.

Zhou You tasted it for the first time and found it quite good. After drinking the second cup, he let out a burp, his stomach bulging as if he had just participated in a competitive eating contest.

Two sips of tea are equivalent to a year's worth of arduous spiritual cultivation. If Zhou You hadn't possessed the spiritual power of a Golden Core cultivator, one sip of tea would have been enough to break through all his meridians. However, two cups of tea already represent the limit for a beginner Golden Core cultivator.

The gifts from the Hua family to establish a friendship were indeed extraordinary.

"So that's what it was."

Su Yan took a sip of tea, the familiar taste and sweet, smooth sensation spreading through his heart and lungs, reminding him of what happened last month. At that time, he and Sister Xi'er went to Princess Wuxi's house to feed the moon rabbits, and Princess Wuxi served them tangerine peel tea.

Previously, Su Yan did not know that it was a tribute item and even asked Princess Wuxi where it could be bought.

Princess Wuxi smiled but didn't say anything, only telling Su Yan to come to her residence and drink as much as he wanted.

The rich girl's wealth wasn't just superficial; she could flaunt even the smallest things. Su Yan thought to herself.

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"By the way, Sister Junxia, ​​could I have two pieces of those century-old aged tangerine peels?"

While drinking tea, everyone refined their spiritual energy. After Qingya and the Fairy Doctor returned, they prepared to post a notice that the government office would be closed the next day and head to the Crimson King's Mansion to see the Bai Ze divine beast, one of the Ten Witches of the Undying Kingdom.

Before leaving, Su Yan seemed to remember something and asked Princess Luanming for two pieces of century-old tangerine peel.

What brings you here?

Princess Luanming looked at Su Yan with suspicion, but still opened her storage bag, took out the glass jar, repackaged the five pieces inside, and handed two pieces to Su Yan.

An old mountain god's orange was divided into six pieces of dried tangerine peel. Everyone had already drunk one piece, so there were five pieces left.

"I used it for bribery," Su Yan complained.

It wasn't that there were no acquaintances in the Red King's mansion. There was an old dragon who held a sinecure, second only to the king, and was now probably living the life of a retired old man, drinking tea and playing with birds.

Grand Tutor Jin might not care about these things, but Su Yan had no intention of acquiring anything; he was just showing respect to the old man. He only hoped that the old dragon wouldn't suddenly decide to cause trouble for them.

Having just escaped from dire straits, with better days beckoning, Su Yan certainly didn't want Grand Tutor Jin to make his assignments any more difficult.

Moreover, with the gift, Su Yan could also sound out Grand Tutor Jin's opinion: they must have earned a lot of credits from their hard work and struggle in the flower area, right?

Would you like to come with me to visit the dean?