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"This should be a good thing, right?" Su Yan teased Zhou You, suppressing a laugh.

"What a load of rubbish! Look at their pathetic state. You'd be better off slicing my throat than making me serve an old catfish demon." Zhou You retorted to Su Yan's teasing with annoyance.

Zhou You ran into the Flower City. In the fields, two Golden Core stage catfish spirits and several Foundation Establishment stage silver carp and bighead carp gradually stopped their pursuit and looked at the group of Golden Core stage cultivators led by Su Yan and County Princess Luanming on the city wall.

"Even if you, surnamed Zhou, manage to escape this time, we'll accept the betrothal gifts for now. Don't think you can get away with this; sooner or later we'll drag you back for the wedding ceremony!"

The catfish spirit did not continue to capture Zhou You because the Flower Demon Clan and the Flower Human Clan had signed a peaceful coexistence agreement many years ago. The Flower Demon Clan was not allowed to kill or cause chaos in the human cities, and the human clan was not allowed to kill, sell, or licentiously engage in sexual acts with the Flower Demon Clan without cause.

Since they probably couldn't catch the guy surnamed Zhou, the catfish spirit could only say something harsh with a disgruntled expression, telling Zhou You to take more people with him when he went out in the future and to be careful when walking at night.

"Is that your wedding ceremony? It's more like you're going to take me back and treat me like livestock, ptooey!" Zhou You put her hands on Su Yan's shoulders, stood on tiptoe, and engaged in a passionate verbal battle with the catfish spirits, asking each other about their family trees and relatives.

"By the way, would you like some pastries? This morning when we went to the Red King's Mansion, we happened to meet a senior who treated us to a meal at Luoheju. I packed a lot of pastries and chilled sweet soup for everyone."

Su Yan ignored Zhou You's cursing and turned to look at Princess Luanming and Feng Shiqi, inviting them to enjoy pastries together in the courtyard of the government office later.

And, by the way, tell them that Bai Ze's remains will soon pass through the flower area.

Whether or not he could touch Bai Ze was irrelevant; Su Yan simply enjoyed watching action movies where every punch and kick was real.

"I also brought a gift for Brother Zhou, but the contents of the gift might be rather outrageous."

Su Yan then looked at Zhou You, who was leaning on his shoulder and spraying catfish spirits across the field:

"We also saw a strange beast today. The beast is called Dang Kang. It looks like a pig with long tusks. Its appearance foretells a great harvest."

"Pooh!"

After spitting on the catfish spirits, Zhou You eagerly grabbed Su Yan's arm and invited everyone to buy some fine wine before heading home.

Compared to the catfish spirit's vile behavior, Zhou You is now more interested in the strange beast Dang Kang that Su Yan mentioned.

He quickly bought some good wine and food, preparing to invite his good brother Su Yan for a couple of drinks and tell him his story. He could also describe Dang Kang as Su Yan suggested, and then write down his talents, supernatural abilities, and stories.

Su Yan was happy to share this and invited the Fairy Doctor over for afternoon tea.

However, as Su Yan continued speaking, Zhou You's expression changed slightly.

From initial excitement to stunned silence, and finally to utter despair and a blank expression.

"So, in the next few days, the remains of Bai Ze, one of the Ten Witches of the Undying Kingdom, will pass by the Crimson King's Mansion?"

Zhou You clutched his head in agony, saying as if he were in unbearable pain, "Brother Su, why didn't you remind me? If I had known about this earlier, I wouldn't have gone and cursed that catfish demon's family genealogy."

Although the mother catfish spirit was not seen, her children all possessed the cultivation level of the Golden Core stage, and the mother catfish spirit herself must have at least the cultivation level of the Nascent Soul stage.

His words just now insulted the entire catfish demon family. If they were to go out of the city now to watch one of the Ten Witches of the Undying Kingdom, it would be uncertain whether they could even buy tickets to the stands. But the catfish demon family would definitely put sacks over their heads and make him one of their family members.

Springtime is so annoying, especially when facing those lustful demons.

After much deliberation, Zhou You finally gritted her teeth, stamped her foot, and squeezed out three words through gritted teeth: "I'll do it!"

So what if it's sacrificing one's virginity? Take it if you want!

In order to meet the legendary Ten Witches of the Undying Kingdom, who might even be the strongest of the Ten Witches, Zhou You was truly going all out!

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Chapter 202 "The True Face"

After everyone had pastries in the courtyard of the government office, they all began their work. The Fairy Physician and Qingya went to the dressing room to brew some emergency pills and powders to distribute to the craftsmen working on spring plowing and reconstruction. Since they often had to do strenuous work, some bumps and bruises were inevitable, so the Fairy Physician prepared some pain-relieving and blood-stasis-removing powders for everyone.

Princess Luanming and Feng Shiqi also returned to the front hall to begin the reconstruction registration work. However, compared to the bustling crowd of workers who arrived at the government office in the early hours of yesterday, there were slightly fewer people going to register for work today.

Zhou You and Su Yan were on holiday today. Su Yan strolled off to the kitchen to busy herself with her own things, while Zhou You sat in the pavilion, trying to reason with herself.

Should they go out of the city to see the legendary Bai Ze, or choose to stay obediently at the Flower and Plant Bureau?

Zhou You was still deeply conflicted, and inwardly sighed at her bad luck and sharp tongue. Why couldn't she have just kept quiet and enjoyed the benefits? Why did she have to be so foolish as to offend that catfish spirit's entire family?

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"Chew, chew, chew"

In the kitchen, Su Yan cleared out the island counter that had been filled with fruits and vegetables, and placed a polished and oil-soaked board on it. On the board were some pre-processed fig resin and a stone mortar.

In addition, there were jars of powdered sugar, osmanthus powder, chrysanthemum powder, and some medicinal powders such as peach blossom, jasmine, and clove, which Su Yan had just personally ground.

Su Yan is mixing chewing gum recipes to suit different customers. Some customers who are looking for value for money can choose the cheaper chewing gum, which is fig gum made from a mixture of chicken tongue powder and sugar powder.

This one is priced at about one coin for three pieces. Compared to the cost price, there is a profit, but not much. So Su Yan greatly reduced the amount of clove flavor and mixed pollen with sugar powder to increase the fragrance, creating a floral-scented chewing gum that young girls and ladies should like.

And high-end products made from plant powders.

Although chewing gum recipes vary, the ingredients must include fig gum, powdered sugar, and clove extract to neutralize the sweetness and prevent the sweetness from overpowering the flavors of other added flavorings.

While heating the fig resin in a double boiler, Su Yan took out the melted fig resin, kneaded all the prepared powder into the resin, then divided it into pieces, chewed it, and wrote down her impressions with a charcoal pencil.

"The basic version is similar to the osmanthus fragrance, but it may lack some gimmicks."

Su Yan put down the steelyard and charcoal pencil, looked at the finished products on the table, swept them all into a bowl, and prepared to take them out for her friends to try. A bold idea gradually took root in her mind.

Because it was so bold, Su Yan couldn't quite make up her mind for a while.

"Sister Junxia, ​​come and try my chewing gum."

Su Yan carried a bowl to the front hall and handed it to Princess Luanming and Feng Shiqi, asking them to give their comments.

"it is good!"

Princess Luanming saw the chewing gum in the bowl and didn't find it unfamiliar. She picked up a yellow one and put it in her mouth, letting the warmth of her mouth soften the fig gum that had hardened after cooling.

The idea for developing chewing gum was initially conceived by Su Yan alone. Subsequently, everyone worked together to prepare tools and develop the basic chewing gum in the kitchen.

Therefore, when Princess Luanming saw the chewing gum, she didn't find it strange at all, and even knew how to eat it.

"A new flavor? It's pretty good. The slight spiciness numbs the sense of sweetness in the mouth, and the aroma diffuses in the mouth during chewing, then feeds back to my brain through the nasal cavity."

Princess Luanming savored the fragrance of osmanthus in her mouth and was amazed by Su Yan's clever idea. He had chosen the more pungent flavor of chicken tongue to mask the cloying sweetness of powdered sugar and fig gum, as well as the earthy smell of dried osmanthus.

"Slightly spicy."

Feng Shiqi ate the basic chewing gum, and the strong aroma of chicken tongue stimulated her to stick out her tongue.

"I'm satisfied with the taste of the chewing gum, but I still feel it lacks a bit of hype, since our products are relatively new."

Su Yan lowered his voice and said to the two of them, "So I came up with a bad idea, which is to say that our chewing gum is actually made by pretty girls, so that the girls can buy our chewing gum with confidence, and it can also attract some stubborn male customers."

"That's what I'm thinking, but I don't know if using this as a pretext will have any negative impact."

"Forehead"

Princess Luanming paused for a moment, a slight look of surprise crossing her face, then chuckled, picked up the chewing gum on the table, raised it, and slammed the gavel down:

"Fellow Daoists, please look this way."

The monks who were originally squatting in the front hall, scratching their heads and filling out forms for participating in the post-disaster reconstruction, all looked at the flower county magistrate who was slamming the gavel and had no idea what was going on.

"Here are some gums for cleaning teeth, all handmade by my beautiful little sister, one by one, for me to taste. Would you like to try my sister's handiwork? However, after you taste it, you will need to write a 300-word review."

The cultivators who stayed in the government office to fill out forms were mostly semi-literate. They had great brute strength, but their literacy was terrible. Many of them would scratch their heads and forget how to write a word when they picked up a pen.

Filling out a form of just over a hundred words was excruciating for them.

Make them write a 300-word essay, but it would be more satisfying to just cut them in half.

"I--"

As soon as County Lord Luanming finished speaking, a cultivator sitting on the steps, his face contorted in pain as he filled out a form, immediately raised his hand to sign up for County Lord Luanming's food survey.

The cultivator immediately removed his mask of pain, scurried to the table, and looked hopefully at the chewing gum in the bowl, asking Princess Luanming:

"Is it really possible to taste it with just a 300-word review? Is there no need for any additional fees?"

“Yes, three hundred words are enough, but the quantity is limited, and each person can only try one,” said Princess Luanming.

"Then I won't be polite." The cultivator chose a slightly pink peach-flavored chewing gum and, following Princess Luanming's instructions, softened it with the warmth of his mouth before chewing it with a blissful expression.

"How delicious time is! The floral fragrance, subtly sweet with a lingering aftertaste, is like rain after a long drought, seeping into the lungs and heart in delicate strands, until finally..."

The semi-literate man, chewing gum, seemed to channel a literary genius, comparing his gum-chewing experience to the process of falling in love, and his blissful chanting was full of cheesy, sentimental prose.

Once one person spoke up, the other cultivators all eagerly rushed to the table to chew on some chewing gum.

Without exception, they all agreed to Princess Luanming's almost demanding condition of writing a short essay.

Princess Luanming glanced at Su Yan, a slightly helpless smile on her face, and transmitted her voice:

"Half of your worries are unnecessary. Girls might worry about the taboo of men and women touching each other, but most male cultivators aren't interested in those things. In fact, some men might be willing to pay a premium if they knew that the product was made by a beautiful woman herself."

As she spoke, Princess Luanming slammed the gavel again and said with a serious expression, "Just now, I received a telepathic message from my dear sister, asking me how the chewing gum tasted and whether the size of the gum her husband made was up to standard."

"?"

The cultivator, who had been chewing with gusto, turned his head to look at Princess Luanming with a strange expression. Immediately afterwards, a chorus of "Pui pui pui" sounds of spitting things out rang out in the front hall of the government office.

Some monks took out water bottles to rinse their mouths, while those without water bottles even took out small knives and began scraping their tongues.

Su Yan: "."

Are you all so genuine? We're all men, why make things difficult for each other?

I washed my hands before rubbing the chewing gum on them, but there was still a film of water on them! Damn it!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 203 The Highest Level of Combining Medical Skills and Wood Magic

"So true, so incredibly true! A real-life version of a beautiful woman stepping on yeast and a rough man stepping on sauerkraut."

Su Yan was inwardly criticizing those cultivators. He was thinking about how to improve hygiene standards, even installing a suspended ceiling in the kitchen to prevent dust from settling on the tiles, and replacing the kitchen table with a smooth board that could be used for ice skating. And yet they were concerned about whether the chewing gum was made by a man or a woman!

After witnessing the cultivators' true colors, Su Yan immediately dispelled his doubts and planned to buy a few recording crystals after the magic item shops in Flower City opened to record exactly how his chewing gum was made.

"It seems I was worrying too much. They don't care about hygiene at all; they only care about the beauty or ugliness of the pastry chefs."

Su Yan's understanding was refreshed once again, and memories from his previous life, which had long since died, suddenly resurfaced and began to attack his brain.

I don't know which dynasty it was, but those officials seemed to like using beautiful women's shoes as wine cups, putting wine cups inside and then tasting the wine. After seeing the ugly faces of the cultivators, this memory from his long-dead past life began to frantically attack Su Yan's mind.