I created the myth of the Great Old Ones.

According to his current tests, while the ability of [Last Words] cannot change the original attributes, it is quite lenient in terms of assigning attributes.

Even outrageous attributes can be added, as long as they don't directly contradict the original.

For example, a description of a stone might be "a solid rock, very hard." Lu Ban can't add a sentence like "it can flow, very soft," but he can add "chicken flavor" to make the stone taste like chicken.

For example, if a bottle of poison is described as "Highly poisonous water, do not drink," Lu Ban could add a line like "Drinking it will cause diarrhea for three days" to turn the water from a deadly poison into a laxative.

This will really test Lu Ban's language skills.

If used properly, the ability of [Last Words] is simply heaven-defying, enough to rival some of the Great Old Ones.

Of course, it was already quite difficult to get the other party to obediently sit down and let Lu Ban read the records and write down the text.

The two soon arrived at the barbecue restaurant, where the Northeastern barbecue business was still booming. On weekends, most of the customers were college students from Jiangcheng University enjoying the food.

Lu Ban picked up a slice of beef and examined it with his ability.

Regular beef tastes great after grilling.

After thinking for a moment, Lu Ban added a sentence at the end.

[Eating it can increase your strength a little]

After he finished writing, he threw it into the baking pan. Then, Qin Tiantian picked up the piece of beef, ate it with satisfaction, exclaimed how delicious it was, and picked up the cola next to her to drink it.

The next moment, the glass in Qin Tiantian's hand made a clanging sound, and a chip was actually made by Qin Tiantian's palm.

"???"

Qin Tiantian looked at the cup in her hand, her eyes full of questions, but her face was completely innocent.

"Boss, uh, it started it."

She argued.

Chapter 662 I'll Find You a Home

After asking the waiter to replace her cup and sweep away the glass shards, Qin Tiantian cautiously touched her new cup.

Then, she gently, as if she might accidentally crush the cup, wrapped it up in her small palm.

Relieved, Qin Tiantian picked up the cup and gulped down a large mouthful of cola.

"I think I've gotten a little stronger!"

She spoke to Lu Ban as if she had discovered something new.

"Did you hurt your hand just now? Let me see."

As Lu Ban spoke, without waiting for Qin Tiantian's consent, he grabbed her hand and examined it carefully.

"..."

Qin Tiantian was speechless and unable to be pulled back, so she could only let Lu Ban do as he pleased.

Meanwhile, in Qin Tiantian's palm, Lu Ban was flipping through some information records.

Name: Qin Tiantian

【Strength: 55】

[Physical Fitness: 45]

[Body size: 30]

[Agility: 45]

Appearance: 70

【Intelligence: 85】

[Willpower: 90]

[Education: 70]

Luck: 90

[Rationality: 80]

"Ok?"

Lu Ban noticed that Qin Tiantian's strength was rated at 55. According to his observation, the strength of ordinary people, that is, their physical strength and core strength, mostly fluctuate around 50.

Qin Tiantian was definitely under fifty before. With her middle school student physique of only thirty points, having a strength of forty would already be considered quite good.

So, that piece of beef I just ate gave Qin Tiantian about ten points of strength?

Suddenly having gained a quarter more strength, anyone would find it difficult to control their power, not even Peter Parker, and Qin Tiantian was no exception.

Thinking about this, Lu Ban couldn't help but feel a little curious. If Qin Tiantian ate a few more slices of this beef, would her strength be able to break through ninety points and reach the limit of humanity, or even exceed ninety?

However, for the sake of Qin Tiantian's daily life, Lu Ban did not try and instead let go of Qin Tiantian's hand.

Qin Tiantian quickly withdrew her hand, as if she had been taken advantage of by Lu Ban.

It's hard to say who got the better deal.

After finishing the barbecue, Lu Ban took Qin Tiantian home and then strolled around the neighborhood, lost in thought.

It seems that although his ability cannot directly change the properties of an object, he can indirectly change the original properties of an object by assigning properties to other things.

As for assigning attributes, there's a lot of room for manipulation.

Lu Ban saw a cat rolling around in the green belt by the roadside. After thinking for a moment, he went to the supermarket at the entrance and bought a sausage.

[Ham sausage, with almost zero meat content, but at least it tastes like meat]

He opened the information about the ham sausage and added a sentence.

[After consuming it, one can master human language]

Immediately, Lu Ban arrived at the place where the cat was, and it was still secretly observing Lu Ban from inside.

Lu Ban tore open the sausage packaging and handed it over.

Although the cat remained wary, it didn't care about anything else once it smelled the meat. After a few attempts, it ran out and started devouring the sausage.

Lu Ban watched as the little guy ate most of the sausage and licked his paws contentedly.

"Are you full?"

Lu Ban asked.

"I'm full!"

The kitten answered in a soft, childlike voice.

"Looks like you quite like eating sausages."

Lu Ban added.

"It's too salty. Just eat whatever's available and don't be picky."

The cat answered in a lazy tone.

谷弍

“My former owner would buy me canned food, and it tasted really good… It’s a pity he moved away later, leaving me behind.”

It seems to be an abandoned cat.

Lu Ban thought for a moment and then asked.

"Come with me, I'll find you a home."

"you?"

The cat glanced at Lu Ban, tilted its head, and its whiskers twitched slightly.

"Come on, let's go inside?"

Lu Ban quickly grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck.

Arriving at Qin Tiantian's doorstep, Lu Ban suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, you should avoid talking in front of her normally."

"say?"

The cat stared wide-eyed, bewildered.

It certainly doesn't seem to know that it can speak human language.

This cat might perceive this as meowing, because cats don't usually meow; they only meow so frequently when they encounter danger or are facing humans.

"Actually, it's like this..."

Lu Ban briefly explained to the cat.

The cat's expression immediately went from confusion to shock, and finally to utter bewilderment.

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"Am I speaking human language now?"

The cat found it somewhat unbelievable.

"Yes, and the kind that doesn't have a cat in it."

Lu Ban didn't know whether the cat's body structure had changed or it had acquired some extraordinary power. In any case, a talking cat was in Lu Ban's hands.

Lu Ban carefully examined the cat's fur. It was a calico cat, so it must be a female. It is said that a cat's intelligence is only at the level of a two- or three-year-old human, but perhaps it has learned human language, so this cat is also smarter than an ordinary cat, probably around seven to twelve years old.

"If you speak like a human being, she might be scared, and then you'll be sent to a research institution to be locked up and investigated, and you'll be shocked several times a day until your eyes roll back and your tongue sticks out."

He made a threat.

Upon hearing Lu Ban's words, the cat, whether understanding or not, displayed an expression that seemed to say, "The cat has been shocked for a whole year."

Seeing that the deal had been reached, Lu Ban knocked on Qin Tiantian's door.

"What? I'm already full, I really can't eat anymore!"

Qin Tiantian had just opened the door and hadn't even seen Lu Ban yet when she spoke.

But she soon saw the cat.