I created the myth of the Great Old Ones.

Withered glanced into the wardrobe and saw an eye suddenly open from inside the clothes, staring at him.

He suddenly contracted his muscles, but quickly realized it was just his imagination.

Distracted, she noticed something under the bed.

He descended slowly, wanting to see what lay beneath the clean bed.

The withered body continued to sink, sink, and its mist spread under the bed. Suddenly, he felt a kind of tremor.

He found a dirty clown doll under the bed, its comical smile seemingly mocking him.

Let go of the withered heart.

The next moment, he saw a pair of eyes light up under the bed.

A pair of hound eyes.

Chapter 605 It was pooped under the bed

Back home, Lu Ban saw Leica already waiting obediently at the door, sticking out her tongue as if waiting to be praised.

Lu Ban patted the corgi's head to appease it, then went back to his room and turned on his computer.

The corgi followed Lu Ban and circled around his feet.

Lu Ban logged into the chat software and felt the friction of his heels. He looked down at the Corgi.

Leica looked up, staring longingly at Lu Ban, her tongue lolling out as she gasped for breath.

Standing up, Lu Ban glanced at the bowl of dog food, which still contained a lot of dog food. There was also water in the pet water dispenser. Logically speaking, a dog like Laika wouldn't lack food. If it were hungry, it would go out and find food on its own.

"Are you going out to use the restroom?"

Lu Ban asked, "Usually, when a dog gets this close to its owner, it's either because it's out of food or it wants to go out to play. Of course, depending on the time, it could also be because it needs to go to the toilet."

Laika isn't a proper Corgi, so she doesn't really need to go to the toilet. When she goes downstairs and hops around, she just flirts with the other dogs in the neighborhood and looks at those pretty puppies.

Seeing Leica made Lu Ban inexplicably excited, but he didn't care and let it run around freely. He opened his computer browser to check reviews of "Nine Streams".

For example, on some movie rating websites, most of Lu Ban's movies are around eight points. It's not because people have high standards or are picky, but because Lu Ban's ratings are very extreme.

Normal ratings tend to follow a normal distribution centered around a film's approximate score. For example, if a film scores six points, then the number of people giving it seven points and five points will be roughly the same. Such ratings follow an objective pattern.

However, some movies are different. They have many one-point and ten-point scores, but very few in the middle, resulting in a strange score curve. These are usually the result of professional online trolls, either those who give high scores or those who give low scores.

Lu Ban is similar to this.

Many of his movies have ratings of one star.

Not all of these people are online trolls.

Some people were so frightened that they gave it a one-star rating in anger, while others were fans of actors or directors from other films who were defeated by Lu Ban's movies and came over to curse Lu Ban for ruining domestic films.

In fact, Lu Ban's only film with a relatively high score is "All Quiet in Spring," which received a perfect score of 10 from over 500,000 people on a certain rating website. As one popular comment put it, "I would definitely recommend such a good movie to everyone around me!"

Lu Ban browsed the comments and ratings of "Nine Streams".

[A thrilling movie! Director Lu has created a chaotic world teeming with extraordinary individuals. Although it focuses on the petty squabbles within these families, it actually reflects the turbulent changes in society as a whole. Moreover, this is a rare film by Lu where almost all the important characters survive to the end! For that alone, it deserves full marks!]

【10 minutes】

[While it appears to be a film about superhuman beings, it actually represents the brave warriors of our time who dared to sacrifice their own families for the greater good. Director Lu has always been a very humane director; his works, while seemingly depicting bizarre monsters from another world, are actually portraying the admirable qualities humanity displays in such situations. This film is no exception!]

【10 minutes】

[The plot is fine, it's just that the visuals are disgusting. When those insects and elephants came out, I almost threw up the original recipe chicken I had for lunch. And the sealed evil god at the end was pretty grotesque too. Honestly, I seriously doubt how Lu Ban's brain works. At least when it comes to the grotesque, he really got it right.]

【8 minutes】

[I can't accept it! Why did these people survive in the movie?! The situation was clearly more dangerous than before, yet they survived. Only Amber's injured world was completed. I can't accept this! Director Lu Ban is trash!]

【1 minutes】

[This movie is decent, but Lu Ban's own character died, and that alone deserves full marks! Just kidding. This film starts with the conflicts among folk artisans, showcasing the choices people make in chaotic times. It uses a fantastical plot to reflect reality. Although our world may not have people with the ability to see ghosts or morticians, these professions are the same for scholars and soldiers. I'm glad that after making films that have gone down in film history and are popular worldwide, Lu Ban can still return to his roots and showcase the spirit of our people!]

【10 minutes】

Overall, the movie is fine. I won't go into too much detail about the spiritual portrayals or plot analysis. Lu Ban's death in the movie was satisfying. Another point I wonder if everyone has missed is the identity of the original Xuan Jun. Did you know that his scenes in the movie are all blurry, making it difficult to see his face? I strongly suspect he's an important character who appeared earlier and might be involved in later plot developments!

【8 minutes】

Seeing this rating, Lu Ban remembered something and looked back at his own materials.

Indeed, although many scenes of ancestors appeared when the Nine Streams inherited the position of Xuanjun and suffered the pollution brought by the seal, the first Xuanjun was always very vague and his appearance could not be seen clearly.

Of course, it's also possible that after so much time, Xuanjun has long since lost its personal will and has become a conceptual product similar to a deity, or it has combined with the strange things in this world and become a kind of rule.

Maintaining humanity's resistance against the seal of the ancient rulers for thousands of years is simply impossible.

Lu Ban secretly noted down this suspicious point.

Lu Ban got up and started making lunch.

Lu Ban prepared a few simple dishes for a healthy lifestyle. After lunch, she started cleaning.

Actually, Lu Ban didn't need to clean. With so many people in the house, even bacteria wouldn't want to come in and visit, so cleaning wasn't usually necessary.

But he had already made it a habit.

When Lu Ban was mopping under the bed, he suddenly felt a bit stiff.

Normally, the area under his bed is very clean, and you can easily get in and out with a mop, but now it looks like someone poured some cola on it and it dried up; it's sticky.

He pulled out the mop, held onto the edge of the bed, and looked under the bed.

There, on the once spotless floor, there appeared to be a puddle of dried, grayish-white slime.

"what is this?"

Lu Ban looked at the dried clump of slime, wondering where it came from.

"Ow!"

Beside it, Lyca barked happily, making Lu Ban look at it.

"Could it be..."

Lu Ban frowned, thought for a moment, and then got the answer.

"You pooped under the bed?"

"Huh???"

Leica looked completely bewildered and innocent.

Chapter 606 People Always Need Secrets

After finally managing to clean off the clump of gray slime, Lu Ban got up and found several new messages on his phone.

They were all sent by Tang Yu.

I'm completely unable to work now!

【Help!】

Do you have any way to make these people lose their memories?

"Unable to work?"

Lu Ban picked up his phone and took a car to Tang Yu's hospital.

He found the hospital packed with people.

As Lu Ban walked through the lobby, wearing sunglasses, he overheard some of the nurses talking.

"It's been so many years, and this is the first time I've seen so many people at the forensic clinic."

"It's all because of Dr. Tang's movie, everyone's come here to idolize him..."

"We can't control these people once they come in; let's just hope they don't cause any trouble."

Looking at the line of people outside the forensic department, Lu Ban quickly understood most of the situation.

Tang Yu participated in the performance of "Nine Streams", so she was quickly recognized. Due to her temperament and the legendary effect presented in the movie, everyone was very curious. Some fans and some reporters came here to talk to Tang Yu.

That's roughly the situation.

In the consultation room, Tang Yu sat at the computer, watching a patient walk in and register.

The man's hands and feet were intact, and he didn't look like he had any work-related injuries.

After asking a couple of questions, Tang Yu knew that this guy had come after seeing the movie, and she didn't know if he was a fan or a reporter.

"You don't have any health problems."

Tang Yu then said.

"I feel like there's something here with me."

The man pressed his left chest, where his heart was.

What is it?

Tang Yu didn't bring a stethoscope. She was a forensic doctor, not a cardiologist. Usually, she would need to get diagnoses from other departments before making a detailed judgment.

"With you."

The man suddenly spoke.

"..."

Tang Yu felt disgusted by the greasiness. She suppressed the urge to vomit, picked up the stethoscope, and pretended to listen.

"There shouldn't be any problem. If you feel something is wrong, go get a CT scan first, and then come back after you get the report."

In no time, Tang Yu wrote out a referral for a CT scan.

Anyway, he said there was a problem, so getting a CT scan is perfectly reasonable.

The man was stunned. Holding the form, he hadn't even reacted when Tang Yu escorted him out.

A single CT scan is quite expensive.

He then came to his senses.