"Most people who drink this tea for the first time will feel like you do now."
Setting down his teacup, Chen Yuze asked softly, "As for the royal court, have you already handed over all the political affairs to your trusted ministers?"
"Yes, I have already informed them in advance that I will be going out today."
"Then let's stay here and make the most of this opportunity."
After saying that, Chen Yuze stood up and offered his beloved rocking chair to Bai Hua: "Come on, it will be more comfortable to lie down."
"This...this won't do."
When Bai Hua saw that Chen Yuze was going to give up his seat for her, she panicked.
You know, he's the one who's supposed to be the master!
In this world, there is no reason for a master to give up his seat to a slave.
However, before Bai Hua could react, Chen Yuze took advantage of the moment when the other girls' attention was not on them and pinched Bai Hua's thigh hard.
Then, he brought his mouth close to Bai Hua's ear and, feigning fierceness, scolded her:
"You mere sow, how dare you disobey your master?"
"Hmm~"
Feeling the pain in her thigh and hearing the reprimands lingering in her ears, Bai Hua's cheeks immediately flushed with two unnatural red patches.
At the same time, Bai Hua's eyes, brimming with spring water, were gradually drawing closer to Xin Tong.
If there weren't other people watching, Bai Hua would probably have pulled out the collars, dog chains, and other strange torture devices she had secretly collected over the past few days.
Fortunately, the Queen of Qingqiu is the Queen of Qingqiu after all, and her self-control is truly remarkable.
After struggling in her mind for a while, Bai Hua managed to suppress all her chaotic thoughts.
His recoil control technique is almost on par with Chen Yuze's.
Although it seems that Bai Hua didn't actually have a gun...
Moreover, compared to all these messy things, Bai Hua had something even more important to confirm with Chen Yuze.
"Young Master...you haven't given this Linglong Ice Heart Tea to anyone other than your own sisters, have you?"
"Besides you, I've also given some drinks to some neighbors I'm on good terms with."
At that moment, Chen Yuze's mind was filled with images of Lao Bai, Que Lao, and several other neighbors who lived relatively close to the cabin.
"Should I send someone to silence them all?" Upon hearing that outsiders had drunk the Linglong Bingxin Tea, Bai Hua's expression immediately hardened, and a chilling killing intent rose from her body.
It's not that our masochistic queen suddenly developed some incredible possessiveness.
The reason she wanted to silence Lao Bai and the others was essentially to protect Chen Yuze from harm.
"Don't worry, they are all honest and tactful demon beasts who won't talk nonsense. Besides, there's one with rheumatism and another with bronchitis among them, so they won't amount to anything."
Seeing Bai Hua suddenly reveal a fierce expression, Chen Yuze quickly advised her to give up this dangerous idea.
However, Chen Yuze had probably already guessed what Bai Hua meant.
After all, this exquisite iced tea is considered quite rare in the outside world... no, it should be said to be an extremely rare treasure. (Monthly fee group)
If it were placed in a small sect, it might even be kept as a family heirloom.
But as the saying goes, "a common man is innocent, but possessing a treasure is a crime." If some people with ulterior motives were to find out that Chen Yuze had a lot of Linglong Bingxin Tea, it could very well bring him a huge trouble.
Don't forget, this is a cultivation world where killing and robbing are commonplace, and there are no laws to govern cultivators.
Some so-called cultivators, driven by the slightest selfish desire, are capable of wiping out entire families. For a treasure like the Exquisite Ice Heart Tea, you can't even imagine the utterly shameless things they might do.
Of course, Chen Yuze could think of the same things as Bai Hua.
But as the saying goes
Those who use it don't doubt it, and those who doubt it don't use it. All the neighbors who had drunk Linglong Bingxin Tea were indeed true friends that Chen Yuze could absolutely trust.
"I know what I'm doing, Bai Hua, don't worry about it. I will absolutely not allow myself or my family to be involved in any danger." Chen Yuze gently stroked Bai Hua's soft white hair and comforted her.
"Now, lie down in my rocking chair and peacefully attain enlightenment."
"Mmm." Bai Hua nodded obediently. Since Chen Yuze had already put it this way, Bai Hua naturally wouldn't refute him.
only……
"Master~" Bai Hua asked quietly, lowering her voice, "If I perform well in this enlightenment, could Master give me a small reward? I really want Master to sit on my face~"
098. Lion Camel Ridge Carnival
While Chen Yuze and his family were leisurely enjoying their vacation at the Ice Terrace Pavilion in Qingqiu, on Lion Camel Ridge...
"Report—"
A small mountain demon with wings on its back and a bird's beak still on its face was roaring as it charged toward Wang Fugui's Lion's Roar Palace.
The moment he entered the Lion's Roar Palace, the little demon on patrol very sensibly bent his knees and, using the momentum from his previous charge, slid down to his knees and knelt before the chief and second chief, who were having a heated discussion about whether the white peach spirit's milk was as plentiful as rumored.
"Reporting to the First Boss and Second Boss, our men have discovered traces of the Third Boss in Qingqiu!!!"
"What?! My little sister's whereabouts?!"
The mane around his head bristled, and upon hearing the news of his younger sister's whereabouts, Wang Fugui sprang up from his chair.
What kind of bullshit white peach spirit is this? Go back to where you came from! You mere wet nurse, how dare you compare yourself to my little sister?
On the other side, Luo Baiwan gently stroked his elephant trunk as he slowly stood up.
Don't be fooled by the obvious traces of demonic beasts still remaining on these two brothers after they transformed; it's just that they were too lazy to hide them.
Moreover, they issued a strict order that all the demonic beasts in Lion Camel Ridge must appear in human form.
As for the reason for doing so...
That's obviously to make their little sister look prettier!
Although Yuanbao repeatedly emphasized that she was just as beautiful even without these two deliberately ugly lunatics as a contrast, the two ringleaders simply wouldn't listen.
Over time, maintaining a half-beast form became a tradition in Lion Camel Ridge.
Now, anyone who appears in human form at Lion Camel Ridge will be ridiculed by everyone.
"Tell me quickly, where in Qingqiu did you find Little Sister? Was there anyone else with her? I've heard that Qingqiu has been quite turbulent lately."
After rewarding the patrolling demon with a century-old ginseng root imbued with demonic power, Wang Fugui immediately inquired about information regarding Yuanbao.
"Uh……"
Not daring to directly collect the old ginseng, a hint of fear clearly flashed across the patrolling demon's face:
"According to the report, our people... found the third leader in the civilian district of Qingqiu. When we found her, she was enjoying a serving of live insect sashimi on the street."
"Live insect sashimi?" Wang Fugui stroked his chin and burst into laughter: "Hahaha, going shopping in the commoners' area of Qingqiu is definitely my style."
“However, you probably still have something to report, right?” Unlike Wang Fugui, the second-in-command, Luo Baiwan, seemed much more composed.
He tapped the table with his trunk and then bent down slightly.
The enormous shadow loomed over the patrolling demon, bringing him immense pressure: "Continue."
"Gurgle..."
Swallowing hard, the patrolling demon's breathing became noticeably rapid: "Except for... a few stunning women whose beauty rivals that of the Third Master..."
"Bullshit!"
Before the patrolling demon could finish speaking, Wang Fugui overturned the table:
"My little sister is the most beautiful woman in the world! Who the hell dares to say she's not as beautiful as her?"
"Yes, it was my mistake..."
Seeing the stone table that almost hit his head, the poor patrolling demon trembled and collapsed to the ground: "The report says that besides several women who are many times uglier than her, there is also a handsome, elegant young man..."
After saying that, the little demon on patrol clutched his head tightly.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire Lion's Roar Cave became eerily somber.
After about half an incense stick's time had passed, Wang Fugui suddenly turned around and hugged Luo Baiwan, bursting into tears of joy: "Five hundred years! Five hundred years since my little sister came of age! But today, this iron tree has finally blossomed!! Baiwan, Baiwan!!! Our little sister has finally come to her senses!!!"
"Brother, please don't get agitated!"
Seeing that his elder brother was increasingly prone to going berserk, Luo Baiwan
He quickly used his trunk, like a rope, to tie Wang Fugui up: "It's certainly something to celebrate when an iron tree blooms, but we also need to confirm the man's identity first, don't we? My little sister is so innocent, and she's just starting to fall in love. What if she gets deceived in love and then indecently taken advantage of? That would be terrible!"
"Let's see who dares!"
Upon hearing this, several veins bulged on Wang Fugui's forehead: "Anyone who dares to deceive my little sister's feelings, I will marry their mother! Anyone who dares to deceive my little sister's body, I will remove their 'bell' and send them to Hedgehog Cat Mountain to be a eunuch overnight!"
"Alright, I support your decision, brother! But I feel that marrying someone else's mother is ultimately inappropriate."
As they were saying this, Luo Baiwan and Wang Fugui's eyes suddenly met.
A moment later, the two brothers spoke in unison, as if by perfect understanding: "Let's just take her as a concubine."
Having determined a tough approach to dealing with the unfaithful man, Wang Fugui and Luo Baiwan once again focused their attention on the patrolling mountain demon:
"Now that we've found out where my little sister is, then... we should also be able to make a copy of the young master's appearance next to her."
"Yes, yes..."
With his head bowed, the patrolling demon handed over a scroll and cautiously added a note: "There are three different handwritings on the painting. That's because the two female painters who went down to copy it were both mesmerized by the young master's appearance, so in the end they had to ask the only male painter to come out... The handwritings are different, not because the painting was modified in the middle. I hope you two masters can see through this carefully."
"Hmph, I bet you wouldn't dare to tamper with something so important."
With a cold snort, Luo Baiwan exhaled a breath of foul air from his trunk and then picked up the painting with an icy gaze.
As he looked at it, a happy and content smile involuntarily spread across his face.
"Second brother, what's wrong with you!?"
Seeing that his second brother was acting increasingly strangely, Wang Fugui quickly snatched the painting from his hand.
But then, his expression began to become increasingly subtle.
"Second brother, isn't this the hermit you told me about who lives in seclusion on Changqing Mountain?"
"Yes, I don't know how my little sister got in touch with this expert. She's already gone on her honeymoon without telling us."
"Perhaps this is what they call fate?"
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