"Auntie, it's almost time to go into the water!"

"Wuhu—"

Despite being only at the Refining Void Realm, Lu Xiaofeng displayed a form that even those at the Mahayana Realm found difficult to detect.

He felt a gust of wind blow past him, and Chen Yuze found himself holding a pile of women's clothes.

With a 'plop', Lu Xiaofeng appeared in the hot spring, looking quite pleased with herself.

"..."

Looking at the clothes in his hands, Chen Yuze sighed slightly and placed them in the bamboo basket by the hot spring.

After finishing with his aunt's clothes, Chen Yuze put his homemade fruit wine and snacks on a small wooden tray and gently pushed it toward Lu Xiaofeng.

"Mmm, good wine, really good wine!"

Soaking in the hot spring and sipping fine wine, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly uttered a sigh that seemed to convey a sense of having lost all attachment to this world.

After downing a glass of fine wine, Lu Xiaofeng leisurely swam to the shore and beckoned to Chen Yuze with her finger:

"Nephew-in-law, won't you come down and soak in the water with me?"

"Auntie, do you know that sexual harassment is illegal in Changqingshan?" Chen Yuze twitched his lips. Although he already knew that his aunt was extremely unreliable, he did not expect her to be this unreliable.

What kind of aunt would sexually harass her niece's husband?

Most importantly, this aunt doesn't even know what shame is.

"Nephew-in-law, that's where you're wrong. What do you mean by sexual harassment?"

Lu Xiaofeng slapped a rock on the shore and said righteously, "I was just admiring you and wanted to see your abs and V-line! I treat you as a work of art. How can you call this kind of elegant appreciation and appreciation sexual harassment? If everyone in the world were like you, how would human aesthetics progress?"

"???"

To be honest, this was the first time Chen Yuze had ever encountered a woman like this.

However, just as he was pondering how to respond to Lu Xiaofeng, Bai Hua suddenly patted his shoulder and shook his head, saying, "Young Master, haven't you realized that you and Xiaofeng are actually the same kind of people?"

"what?"

Chen Yuze was puzzled at the time.

Why is the woman in his own family siding with Lu Xiaofeng instead of speaking up for him?

"Bai Hua, how can you say that my aunt and I are the same kind of people?"

"But then, wouldn't your usual practice of asking us to wear stockings for you be considered sexual harassment?"

"No, that's not true."

"I was simply admiring your beautiful legs! I considered them works of art, how can you label this refined appreciation as sexual harassment? If everyone acted like you, how could human aesthetics ever progress?"

"You still say you're not the same kind of people?"

"..."

Chen Yuze was slightly taken aback, and then he couldn't say anything more.

Yes, aren't I and my aunt the same kind of people?

It's true that men like to look at beautiful legs in black stockings, but what's wrong with women liking to look at abs and V-lines?

Human potential should not be bound by worldly views!

A person's body and soul are already almost suffocated by the pressure of life.

If even XP is restricted, then what's the difference between being alive and being dead?

"I'm sorry, Auntie, I misunderstood you."

After shaking his head and thinking it over carefully, Chen Yuze finally made peace with Lu Xiaofeng and with himself.

"Well, getting along with others is a process of mutual understanding, so don't take it too seriously, nephew-in-law."

He waved his hand dismissively, indicating that Chen Yuze didn't need to take what had just happened to heart.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiaofeng's lips curled into a slightly lewd smile: "So, nephew-in-law, when are you planning to get in the water?"

"Ahem, I've been busy all day and I'm exhausted. Auntie, why don't you go soak in the hot spring with Qianya and the others? I'll go back to my room to rest now."

"Come to think of it, I've been feeling a bit dizzy these past two days too." As soon as she heard that Chen Yuze was going back to his room first, the quick-witted Bai Hua immediately seized this hard-won opportunity.

As she took Chen Yuze's arm, Bai Hua tiptoed and whispered in his ear:

"Young master, do you still remember the cave we sealed away back then?"

"A cave dwelling?"

With a quick glance, Chen Yuze almost immediately understood where Bai Hua was referring to.

After all, the cave still contains the props that Bai Hua painstakingly collected.

Although Bai Hua would often disappear with Chen Yuze at night when they were at Qionghua Immortal Sect.

But Bai Hua didn't take any of the treasures from the cave with him, so he must still feel quite uneasy about it.

It seems that tonight, Chen Yuze will have to cooperate with Bai Hua and play the role of 'animal tamer' all night long.

383. Cat-eating stick

The next day, after the news of Chen Yuze's family returning to Changqing Mountain spread, a constant stream of demonic beasts came to visit.

The first one to arrive was naturally Old Bai.

Besides complaining to Chen Yuze for a long time about his increasingly fierce tigress, Lao Bai also brought another piece of news: he was going to be a father.

According to him, although Miaomiao's belly is not very obvious yet, she is indeed more than five months pregnant.

He came to see Chen Yuze for no other reason than to give Chen Yuze some advance notice so he could get a red envelope later.

Faced with Lao Bai's shameless behavior, Chen Yuze didn't feel particularly upset, except for venting his frustration.

After all, his group of friends before he transmigrated were pretty much the same kind of people.

Old Bai didn't constantly think about becoming Chen Yuze's father, which Chen Yuze considered very polite.

As for the red envelope, even if Lao Bai didn't say anything, Chen Yuze would definitely give it to him anyway.

And not only do you have to give it, you have to give a really big red envelope.

After all, this was the first time he had held a grandson in his two lifetimes.

LOL, does anyone really think that if Lao Bai doesn't want to be Chen Yuze's dad, then Chen Yuze doesn't want to be Lao Bai's dad either?

You should know that, apart from being a boy until death, a man is also thinking about becoming a father until death!

And he's a father in every sense of the word.

They can be not only the father of their brothers, but also the father of their wives, which is truly remarkable.

After Lao Bai, Que Lao also made a special trip with Gu Gu.

In fact, Sparrow's purpose was very simple: he just wanted to inform Chen Yuze that in a few days, Gugu would be preparing to start incubating the eggs.

The two of them came here to discuss with Chen Yuze the publication of the next installment of the storybook.

To be honest, Chen Yuze really didn't expect that Old Master Que, at his advanced age, would be able to have a child so late in life.

In other words, the value of Gugu's belly is almost as high as that of Qianya's mother, okay?

Of course, to congratulate Sparrow and Gugu, Chen Yuze also promised them that he would give their child a big red envelope.

Incidentally, I also introduced Zhen Mi to Gu Gu.

After all, the draft of Zhen Mi's story has already reached about two volumes, and it's time to consider publishing it.

Fortunately, Zhen Mi does indeed have a very good talent for writing. After reading the first few chapters, Gu Gu was completely captivated by the story.

Finally, he excitedly grasped Zhen Mi's hands and begged her to make sure he published the storybook.

It can be said that this ending is indeed a happy one for everyone.

Afterwards, representatives from both the Golden Crow Clan and the Blue Crystal Peacock Clan also paid a special visit to Chen Yuze.

Fortunately this

Back, Chen Yuze didn't hear any more news about anyone about to give birth.

The Golden Crow Clan and the Blue Crystal Peacock Clan merely sent some gifts and briefly reported on a series of events that had occurred on Evergreen Mountain in the past six months.

It's worth mentioning that, taking advantage of the Golden Crow Clan's visit, Chen Yuze also handed over the Yang Yuan Tree Sapling that he had drawn from the system before setting off for Tushan.

This Yangyuan Tree is a plant with extremely strong Yang energy. If its saplings are planted within the territory of the Golden Crow clan, they can completely replace the tree sap, perfectly solving the problem that the Golden Crows cannot reproduce.

(For details about the Yangyuan Tree sapling, please see Chapter 317. It's been too long, and I'm afraid readers might have forgotten.)

Thanks to this, the Golden Crow clan has completely come to regard Chen Yuze as their faith.

If it weren't for Yuanbao guarding Chen Yuze's underwear, the Golden Crow clan would probably have sent their pretty girls to warm his bed long ago.

It should be noted that in the hearts of the Golden Crow clan, Yuanbao, who can almost infinitely increase the power of the Great Sun, has long been regarded as the true Golden Crow Queen.

However, Yuanbao has never interfered in the affairs of the Golden Crow clan, so the clansmen all just keep quiet about it.

So even if you gave them a thousand or ten thousand times the courage, they wouldn't dare to openly compete with the Queen for a man.

Besides these familiar old friends, many neighbors also came to visit Chen Yuze after the news of his return to the mountain spread.

There were even quite a few monsters who contracted intractable diseases during this period and came specifically to have their diagnoses done.

To be honest, this made Chen Yuze extremely happy.

You should know that in the past six months, he hasn't earned a single penny of kindness.

Now that he finally had a source of income, he naturally had to provide the most enthusiastic service to these patients.

Neighbors are all our providers!

"Father is so amazing!"

Looking at Chen Yuze, who was treating the monsters with a bright smile, Chen Haohao's admiration for him deepened even further.

She originally thought that her father, apart from cooking, writing stories, and occasionally drawing pictures every day, was just a street urchin who spent his days slacking off.

Little did I know that my father had such a glorious side.

"Indeed, Chen Yuze is quite impressive."

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